* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum

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It would if it was work - but as long as it's training or an internship then slavery is fine

And you thought that $999 Mac stand was dear: Steve Wozniak's Apple II doodles fetch $630,272 at auction

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Re: Three button mouse?

The very first mouse had one button - although the first production model had the correct number of buttons

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Re: A couple questions

Generally it's the provenance that matters more than looking at the actual item.

If an Apple I board was for sale by an electrical engineer that was well known at the Homebrew meetings and has some sort of original receipt or documentation and other people have seen him playing with it before it recently became valuable - you can be surer it's legit. Probably more reliable than carbon dating capacitors

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Re: Interesting comment...the lawyers will love this

and will be totally transparent - only the most refined of influencers will be able to see it

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Re: Amazing

>I've long since given up on the thought of anybody being able to read my handwriting.

Just out of interest, would this get you into trouble with RIPA ?

I'm concerned that somebody might ask me to decipher some XLST code I once wrote

(I was young and needed the money and they said it would be artistic)

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Re: Amazing

>I have some sketches somewhere for an improved mousetra

I have some cool designs of an intergalactic mega warship that I invented when I was 5

Wait til my 'notebooks' are discovered in 500years I'll be as famous as DeVinci

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Re: Interesting comment...the lawyers will love this

IIRC he tried to get HP to build the Apple but HP weren't interested in "computers"

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UK finally signs off on Square Kilometre Array Observatory Convention

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Re: Can’t see the data for the trees...

That number is a bit "marketing speak". Imagine listening to radio1 on a software defined radio, that's 100Mhz at 16bit = 200Mb/s. But it quickly cooks down to much less "information" / second.

The reason the data rate from each dish is so high is that the 'raw' data can now be digitised and then a bunch of correlation / filtering /frequency selection etc that we used to do in HW can now be done more efficiently and cheaper in software,

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Re: Fibre Link

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a container ship full of LTO tapes

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Re: Meerkat array

>Large parts of the SKA in South Africa snd Australia are already built and operating.

Was it much too much and much too young ?

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Re: Nasty, nasty

That was part of a diplomatic slap fight between building it in Oz or Za.

Australia expressed "health and safety concerns" for staff in South Africa, to which J'burg replied along the lines of "you're aving a larf - what about giant venomous spiders setting up home in the dishes if you put it in Oz?"

In true diplomatic fashion it is now in both countries.

Cats: Not a fan favourite when the critters are draped around an office packed with tech

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Re: Heat detector

So that's the reason for ITER

They are building the hottest object in the solar system - in order to lure all the cats to southern France.

the only question is why? what are world's nuclear scientists plotting with an army of millions of moggies?

Just let this sink in: Capita wins 12-year £1bn contract to provide training services to the Royal Navy and Marines

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Re: Ha!

No obviously the current government is composed of Thatcher-Reagan free marketers.

Having the navy train their own people themselves would be "government doing stuff" which is the very

definition of communism

Ripping off the customer for the benefit of shareholders is the fundamental rule of capitalism - so using the biggest ripper-offs is a vote for the free market

Raspberry Pi to anoint ‘Design Partners’ it will recommend for industrial applications

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>More than one employee seems a rather silly requirement in my view...

Without it everyone on the internet who every used Linux will register as a "raspberrypi consultant" and the list is useless.

HP bows to pressure, reinstates free monthly ink plan... for existing customers

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LaserJet4 laughs at you and asteroid strikes

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Re: What's an HP printer?

It's a school boy magician themed printer.

It doesn't work until you find the secret chamber with the magic spell to get the network driver to talk to it.

Magic wands may be involved

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>They were probably thinking it was a loss leader and it would encourage people to print more than they normally do

They were probably thinking it would destroy all other printer makers and get back to the day when 'HP = Printers, Printers = HP'' and nobody could name another maker.

Dutch officials say Donald Trump really did protect his Twitter account with MAGA2020! password

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Re: less than a month before no one has to care what appears on Trump’s Twitter feed ever again

I suspect in politics a lot of peddling leads to back pedalling

US Government Accountability Office dumps sack of coal on NASA's desk over Moon mission naughtiness

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Infinite loop

If president == republican:

. keep funding Boeing

. say "america great, beat commies, go space"

elif president == democrat

. # if we don't people will call us commies

. say "go space"

. ironically fund commercial space company

else:

. actually go to space

SolarWinds’ shares drop 22 per cent. But what’s this? $286m in stock sales just before hack announced?

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Re: looking for the easy life

These are VC companies not people.

They take other people's money and invest in companies and try and make money so THOSE people can take their wives to restaurants

It's like saying if I was a bank manager - I wouldn't bother running a bank, I'd just take those billions and buy an island

US aviation regulator issues safety bulletins over flaws in software updates for Boeing 747, 777, 787 airliners

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Ironically for free-market capitalist American types - if there really was a genuine market for jets they would be safer AND there would be no need for an FAA

If a Boeing crashed and they couldn't convince the customers that they had fixed the problem then the customers would all switch to one of the 100s of other competitors and Boeing would go bust.

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Re: A Boeing Spokesperson said:

>These are words I've been told to say. Are they supposed to mean something?

Yes it means the person saying it isn't an engineer and doesn't understand engineering

An engineer would never say that, because then you would build aeroplanes out of rock with no wings or engines. Making them as safe as possible while still economic to operate is the top priority.

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Re: A Boeing Spokesperson said:

>Safety is and always has been Boeing's top priority.

True, however McDonnell-Douglas is now in charge

We're not saying this is how SolarWinds was backdoored, but its FTP password 'leaked on GitHub in plaintext'

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That's the sort of password

An idiot would have on their luggage

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Re: Hmmmm

That's just silly, it would be "Iwon2020'

Double trouble for Virgin Galactic and Virgin Orbit as aborted test flight and COVID-19 keep both grounded

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Re: Up And Down

Remove the engines from a 737max, hook up to a high altitude weather balloon and drop it from 80km up.

Going to space, Ryan air style

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Re: "why the Shuttle was so terrifying, you couldn't do unmanned test flights..."

Well that's the difference.

One side had advanced computer technology, the other had tons of disposable school teachers.

Ransomware masterminds claim to have nabbed 53GB of data from Intel's Habana Labs

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I'm sure the deep levels of mutual trust and fraternal cooperation between the USA and Iran, Russia and N Korea will swiftly lead to arrests.

Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register

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Re: A badge of honour

There was a head of BP that was caught in a rent boy 'scandal', he was commenting that now he is publicly shamed for being head of an oil company (although ironically he did try and shift it towards a post oil future) while nobody cares about the sex

FBI confirms Zodiac Killer's 340 cipher solved by trio of amateur math and software codebreakers

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Re: " because one always keeps a spent cartridge in the chamber."

>JFK was accidentally shot by one of the Secret Service men in the Cadillac

I thought he was shot by a time-travelling JFK?

There was a BBC documentary on it starring Craig Charles

Rogue ex-Cisco employee who crippled WebEx conferences and cost Cisco millions gets two years in US prison

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Re: Crippled Webex?

What about the $M in productivity he added to the economy by stopping 'all hands' WebEx meetings?

BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss

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Re: LAMP TEST

I worked in a lab once which had a continuous alarm.

A beeper went off every 2 seconds to let you know it was OK, if the beeper ever stopped - that meant an alarm, or that the alarm system had failed. Logically sound, but induced twitching paranoia in everyone that worked there.

Especially since it was the sort of place where if there ever was an accident you just paint over that bit of the map and rename all the surrounding towns.

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Re: LAMP TEST

That's the problem, there should also have been a way to test the lamp test>

A LAMP TEST TEST, then of course you would need to validate that this worked with .....

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Re: Parts of it date back to when fire was invented

> I worked with someone who thought it meant non-flammable

Dr Nick from the Simpsons?

Liquid Oxygen, non-flammable = technically true

Google Cloud (over)Run: How a free trial experiment ended with a $72,000 bill overnight

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Wait till we have contract manufacturing in the cloud.

Get a sign wrong and wake up to a queue of trucks delivering 2^32-1 prototypes

Software contractor accused of favoring foreigners on work visas over Americans agrees to cough up $42,000

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>the employer has had to prove that there are no unemployed locals availible to do the work.

They do, the solution is to advertise for C++ programmers in the Wichita pigeon fancier weekly and show that you received no replies.

>that the dev here had to take the employer to court for a measly payout suggests that the US condones this behaviour.

There was a certain 'push back' on their previous slave labour system so they modified it.

>considering the lost taxes and associated benefit to the state from healthcare/pensions etc then employing externally means that this is money/benefit lost to the state and civillians.

Employing temporary immigrants is a net good for the state's income. They were raised and educated at somebody elses expense, they pay taxes to you and then leave before receiving any of the benefits.

Crack down on it too much and they move the jobs abroad and you lose out on both the taxes and all their spend in the local economy.

The company gets to employ cheap labour and drive down the cost of competing local labour, the government gets to keep the tax take - everybody important wins.

Japan pours millions into AI-powered dating to get its people making babies again

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Re: British Expertise

>Jacob Rees-Mogg?

The sex God himself?

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>I know, I ended up with the Wife.

Just ctrl-Z

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Re: Sexless

>If there is a declining workforce and a reluctance to employ foreigners, wages should be increasing.

Or at least programs to encourage more people into the workforce, encourage women, better childcare , flexible hours - but Japan seems to have managed to avoid this Scandinavian economic trap.

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And tentacles ....

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Re: Sexless

Also doesn't help that the Japanese have pixels instead of genitals

Apple aptly calls its wireless over-the-ear headphones the AirPods Max – as in, maximum damage to your wallet

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It's Quantum, it exists both in the warehosue and at your house until you look at it

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Re: You forgot to mention

If you say slanderous things about apple is that islander?

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>please don't be objective and rational

I came here for an argument

Delay upgrading the UK's legacy border systems has added £336m to taxpayers' bill

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As it said on the bus

We send £350m a week to the Eu, lets fund IBM instead

PSA: The 2020 monolith is a dead meme. You can stop putting them up now. Please

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Re: Reaction

Art is anything made by an artist that sells

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Re: IoW "art" claimed...

Those are alumina = Aluminium Oxide

eg Hydrogen and Hydrogen Oxide are different

Cops raid home of ousted data scientist who created her own Florida COVID-19 dashboard

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Re: How soon

>Excess deaths also includes deaths due to COVID taking up medical resources

Here drug overdose deaths/month are higher than our total covid deaths (until a few recent old folks home outbreaks). Reasoning is that people got cash from the govt and spent it on the street

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Re: Truth to Power

Because 'goading' deserves an armed response. I've been goading my local council over planning permits, I hope they don't have nukes

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