* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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Soviet 'Enigma' cipher machine sells for $22k at collapsed museum's exhibits auction

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Lots of people called Smith outside the USA - some of them might also have a museum

Mobile World Congress to run this year's Barcelona event in June with 50,000 attendees. We're speechless

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Re: hubris

A plan to kill all the telephone sanitizers

Facebook bans sharing of news in Australia – starting now – rather than submit to pay-for-news-plan

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Re: Interesting take on this

>The benefit will be to weed out misinformation dressed as news, and for those that get their news from Facebook, this is a great improvement.

Nope, this means they can't show news snippets from the trusted Murdoch proper newspapers but can only show free bot generated fake-news content.

Wells Fargo patent troll case has finance world all aquiver so Barclays, TD Bank sign up to Open Invention Network

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> but that will take an effort of international co-operation. Ho hum.

If you leave enforcement upto the nations - yes.

If corporations decide to take it into their own hands....

Sue a member of "The Organisation" for a software patent and suddenly you are blocked of from Twitter and Facebook, Google don't list you, Microsoft Office rejects your email etc

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>Companies owning Copyright is a ridiculous idea and will soon suppress creativity altogether.

Might make it difficult to get funding for films, especially films which aren't opening weekend blockbusters.

With no copyright, or very short copyright, I have no foreign TV, or streaming sales. I can only make money for the initial cinema run, and even then I no longer get any licencing fee from the toys, t-shirt and fast-food tie-ins.

>Allowing Patents to be held by anyone other than the original creator(s) is equally ridiculous.

Then they have no value to the original creator if they can't be sold.

I have a patent on an improvement to MRI machines. It's assigned to the consultancy company I worked for at the time. It's only of value to them because they can sell/licence the technology to makers of MRI machines. Neither me nor the company can make an MRI machine so if the patent couldn't be sold it would never be produced.

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Re: Patent the bloody obvious!

>otherwise many more businesses would have signed up to OIN sooner

It only really protects you from being sued by someone else in the business.

eg if Oracle tries to sue say Redhat then they can bring down all of the patents of all the OIN members onto Larry

If you are being sued by Bermuda Patent Troll #123 Ltd whose only asset is this single patent - it doesn't do much good

Footfallcam kerfuffle: Firm apologises, promises to fix product after viral Twitter thread, infoseccer backlash

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Re: Footfallcam (formerly known as Nurserycam formerly known as Nannycam) Companies House Listing

On but Sleezy-tech_124 while being in the same business as Sleezy-tech_123 and having the same directors and owner and operating from the same Caribbean lawyers office has no connection with Sleezy-tech_123

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Re: Footfallcam (formerly known as Nurserycam formerly known as Nannycam) Companies House Listing

I think this is going to be the standard for dodgy ad-tech companies - like the double-glazing that offered 20year guarantees but closed and reopened under a new name every year.

Sleezy-tech_123 is hit by a twitter storm for it selling video from its line of embedded underwear cameras.

Sleezy-tech_124 is spun up by the Bermudaa Chamber of Commerce equivalent of a Docker container 20ms later

Better buckle up: Volkswagen puts Microsoft in driver's seat to deliver 'automated' platform

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Re: I drive a Toyota

Original Landrover - barely uses wheels

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Re: So will be now need to press the "Start" button

Updating Volkswagon

don't turn off your car

1 % .........

Habitable-zone exoplanet potentially spotted just around the corner in Alpha Centauri using latest telescope technique

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Re: Adaptive Optics

No but if the satellites could be persuaded to fit flashing orange lights we wouldn't need the laser guide stars

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Re: Habitable-zone exoplanet potentially spotted just around the corner in Alpha Centauri...

Doing someones Horoscope on those planets is going to be seriously complicated

British owners of .eu domains given an extra three months to find a European address

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Re: The UK is in Europe!

>the European Commission is a kindergarten of discarded national politicians

I always assumed it was only the UK that used it as a dumping ground for people too unpopular to be in the House of Lords, and that was why the UK did so badly in Eu votes.

But it seems that every other country uses it to dump it's B-Ark politicians.

Perhaps it would have been easier and cheaper to have both the Brussels and Strasbourg parliaments in session. Use one as a decoy filled with the useless politicians - just don't tell them that they are being ignored,

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2.99M of those were either Global-Mega-Corp registering their name so they don't get domain squatted, or domain squatters registering Global-Mega-Corp.eu

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Re: We are still in "Europe"

We should create a .eur and allow Russia and Turkey to use it

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Especially since any EU address actually being used is probably by some pro-eu group, the others are just companies paying to protect their name, it seems a bit counter productive

Dev creeped out after he fired up Ubuntu VM on Azure, was immediately approached by Canonical sales rep

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Good job MSFT just got the contract to run the DoD on Azure.

I see you're planning to invade $ COUNTRY$. Would you also like to buy some copies of Windows for Warships ?

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Wouldn't Microsoft's purchase of Linkedin mean it would be blocked at every other software company?

I can't imagine google allows it's devs to effectively tell MSFT who is logged in working late and linked with which other devs and what their backgrounds are

The laptop you bought in 2020 may stop you buying a car in 2021: Chips are going short

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Re: What chips is the car industry using?

Same raw-raw material but not the same fabs.

Using up 300mm wafers on TSMC's 7nm fab to make iPhones and AMD super-ninja-turbo-charger-bronco CPUs isn't causing shortages for 8051s made on 6inch wafers and 40nm fab capacity

I don't think there is a sand shortage. Although the specific quartz to line the furnaces to make the wafers comes from one single source and is frequently in short supply

Someone tried to poison a Florida city by hijacking its water treatment plant via TeamViewer, says sheriff

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Re: "Florida City" - LOL

And yet el'reg is full of commentators suggesting that they should have a cyber security system suitable for Cheyenne Mountain

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Re: @ The cur ... For the love of the wee man

Our small town of 1000 people solves this by having the water system totally air-gapped, off-line and controlled by a dedicated 24x7 team of on site engineers operating from an earthquake and forest fire proof bunker surrounded by anti-terrorist fences and armed security. Of course it does mean our water bill is about $1M/year

Actually I think there is no equipment connected to the internet because there is no equipment, I think Bill goes and tips a sack of chlorine into the tank on thursdays if he isn't busy.

We could do with a computer to detect the occasional dead beaver stuck in the inlet. Unfortunately Googling 'beaver stuffed into my pipe' got the last council fired.

Web prank horror: Man shot dead while pretending to rob someone at knife-point for a YouTube video

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Re: hmm

Worked for 'Heat'

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Re: This is why they should be banned.

Well if someone shot the guy doing the POTUS stunt we would be better off

Linus Torvalds labels Super Bowl 'violent version of egg-and-spoon race'

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Re: Never understood some names

Kestrel shooting, it's like clay pigeon shooting but faster

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Re: Never understood some names

>Because it's not really "my" local team, it belongs wholly to the ownership group.

What you need in America is more sectarian hatred

Have you tried having historically Catholic and Protestant football team in each city?

That can build extremely strong brand loyalty over centuries

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Re: But also recommended Hockey as the way of peace.

In liberal pussy Canada you aren't even allowed guns on the ice.

You can duel with Zambonis like real men

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Re: It's all homoerotic crap.

Great serious of youtube talks by the doctor for the TT race (*)

"at scene of accident count the number of bikes, then look for that number of casualties"

* Later killed in a bike racing accident

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Re: But also recommended Hockey as the way of peace.

>How many death certificates mention "hockey" in the cause of death box?

In Canada it's "natural causes"

Seriously they want to end fighting in under 16 leagues. Political correctness gone mad

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Re: It's all homoerotic crap.

>And how would they have coped with a low flying Jonah Lomu?

The Americans ?, obviously

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Re: Never understood some names - MK Dons

Mönchengladbach's attempt to move to Krakow also failed for similar reasons

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Re: Never understood some names

In the UK it's much more sensible, keep the team in the same northern city but move the ownership between Gulf states and leave all the fans in India

Hacked by SolarWinds backdoor masterminds, Mimecast now lays off staff after profit surge

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Re: the criminal won't be getting his Bitcoin wallet back (...) police have seized it

They have the wallet - it's a little leather one with a USB stick that can also hold keys.

All the criminal has is a post it note with a number written on it.

EncroChat hack case: RAM, bam... what? Data in transit is data at rest, rules UK Court of Appeal

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Re: In storage...or in transit....

But the point of a one time pad is that the message can be deciphered into any messages of that length.

So you can't prove that the 'real' key doesn't decide into something else nefarious

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Re: Next legal argument:

The photon has a non-zero probability amplitude at any distance.

So the photon 'existed' in the police station, so they didn't intercept it, it came to them.

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Re: In storage...or in transit....

No need - you get 5years for not telling us what it means,

ps we don't have to believe you that you don't have another secret key that you haven't told us.

Intel sues former staffer for allegedly stealing Xeon cloud secrets in USB drives and exploiting info at Microsoft

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Re: A bit of an Intel fail

>At least in the fab, most employees who gave notice would be escorted to the door and have their cube packed up & shipped to them

A bit pointless, if you knew you were going to leave you would already have copied anything before telling HR.

A bit like someone retiring after 40years and on their last day you have security march them out in case they are going to steal office supplies.

How do we combat mass global misinformation? How about making the internet a little harder to use

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Re: How do we combat mass global misinformation?

So if you feed a Markov chain on conspiracy gibberish - it twists it into the truth ?

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Re: Australia should pull the Plug on Google...

>Google does not deserve the power to dictate to the entire world.

That's Murdoch's job

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Re: Strawman

>Because they refuse to hire enough people to actually monitor the traffic

We should employ Google operators just like in the days of 'directory enquiries'

Of course with 40,000 queries/second you might have a bit of a wait - but it would solve unemployment

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Re: Trust nothing, check your data, use various sources.

But before the internet you could trust it is tribal elder said eating mammoth with cloven hoof make sky God mad, now people are expected to do their own research

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Re: That's the sort of thing

You can't trust wiki to be authoritative on serious matters. That's why you should always check the Journal of Clanger research if you can't remember the details of the soup dragon

Don't scrape the faces of our citizens for recognition, Canada tells Clearview AI – delete those images

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Re: The one I remember...

"What's this here", he said suspiciously, "about us got to give you faggots?"

"Oh, we have to have them," said Newt. "We burn them."

The guard's face broadened into a grin. And they'd told him England was soft. "Right on!" he said.

From the greatest book ever, strangely left out of the TV version.

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Re: since they’re all publicly available anyway

There is also some applied permission once you publish it.

For example this message is copyright and you owe me one first born son, 3 Cadburys creme eggs and a million $ for copying it to your browser cache.

Square Kilometre Array Observatory has a council now, so building super-sensitive €1.3bn telescope is next on agenda

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the first meeting of the observatory's council is cause for some celebration.

Especially if it goes viral on Faceboook

Vote machine biz Smartmatic sues Fox News and Trump chums for $2.7bn over bogus claims of rigged 2020 election

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Re: Should be fun: Donald J Trump as witness.

Typically you don't build the library until you stop being president.

But he is still president because he won the election, and he gets 3 extra turns because he found a golden ticket and he played the joker in a double bonus round.

So he won't actually build the library until 2230, but keep sending the contributions now -

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>These morons thought that they were free to lie as much as they liked,

They didn't 'lie', they are a satirical comedy show

Rudy is just doing a Sacha Baron Cohen (possibly Rudy is Sacha Baron Cohen!)

Accused murderer wins right to check source code of DNA testing kit used by police

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Re: Blackstone's Dictum

That doesn't help. It's not the source code as such (although they will point out any bugs to the jury) it's the fitting model and algorithms.

Expert to 12 random jury members: See here where they use a 3rd order Legendre polynomial to fit the background level to a confidence interval of 0.5% - no reasonable person would find that acceptable.

And I'm using big words and have a nice suit and look like a professor so you have to believe me and not the other guy.

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Re: Go for it

Because you aren't going to get convicted from just the timestamp on a home CCTV.

But $Rich_Bastard$ is going to get off a drink driving charge because the police can't produce the wafer masks for the ARM core in the breathalyser

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Re: "You mean every cheap surveillance camera..."

Famous Italian structural engineer author (forgot name)

Writing about appearing as an expert witness in a building collapse case in New York.

The lawyers spent all the time objecting to him being called professor because he was only a visiting professor in the USA and only a full professor in somewhere called Rome, and what did they know about buildings, and nothing asking him about the actual cause of the collapse.

Brit IBM veteran wins unfair dismissal case after 2018's Global Technology Services redundancy bloodbath

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Re: Like people producing something useful, the Title Is Optional...

But if the HR dept needed to make anyone in the HR dept redundant they would have to hire more staff to deal with the work

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