* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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China claims it has stolen a march on 6G with colossal patent portfolio

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Re: @Binraider

“to procure all such machines as are known in any part of EuropeAmerica.”

Eventually we will write a musical about him

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Re: How many were actually developed

Yes but it did enable cheap Chinese Blackberry phones allowing Blackberry OS to become the dominate platform today and leaving RIM as the global trillion $ business.

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Re: 6G-W

Texas should have it's own separate 6G standards to stop any of that Commie/Yankee/Liberal data getting in.

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Re: 6G

If you combine 5G and 6G you get 11G which is obviously better, it's one faster for a start

Transport Scotland has £47m to drag its traffic management systems into the 21st century

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Re: For Transport Scotland

But then you will be the manager responsible for a rise in administration costs and waste of taxpayers money.

If you job it out you will have valuable CV worthy experience in negotiating and managing a £47m contract, to take to your new job in big business

Traffic lights, who needs 'em? Lucky Kentucky residents up in arms over first roundabout

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Re: Boston MA Roundabout rules

Here the rule at 4way stop is: Range Rover driver with the most bling sunglasses goes first

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Expecting people to read signs?

This is rural America, reading is for nerds/democrats/liberals/

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Re: Do what did you expect?

I blame Apple. Kids today don't know which way is clockwise.

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Re: Signs ...

At least the UK has one agency planning the stuff.

Here the motorways are federal, so there are no signs to the motorway on the surface streets because that's not their jurisdiction. The motorway numbers 'junctions' but in the city a junction can be every block, junction numbers get skipped so J32 can be immediately after J20 or you can have J20a,b,c,d,e because some suburb was built.

The local signs are the city responsibility, but the city can change every few miles, the same road can change name. There is no standard road numbering outside motorways.

Then in the city there is the same road east/west or north/south with the same building numbers.

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Re: Yankees and roundabouts

Enhanced business opportunity.

Wonder what happens to accident rate when the ambulance company wins the contract for road signage?

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Re: Invasion of the roundabouts, thank Gawd

The problem isn't the 4way stop - it's the alternate 2way stops.

So at every junction one set of roads is a stop but the other might be (4way) or not (2way) so you are never entirely sure if the other car is going to stop - unless you can see the back of an octagonal sign on their lane.

That's multiplied by the probability that the other car will stop even if they have a stop sign of course.

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Re: Check out Freakonomics episode 454

> there's a fair bit of science supporting them as a good traffic management measure.

That's the problem. We don't your science - 4 way stops are in the Bible and the Constitution so that's all that matters

OK so what's going with these millions of Pentagon-owned IPv4 addresses lighting up all of a sudden?

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Re: Backscratching device?

>Am I terminally cynical, or does that sound like something built specifically to route public money into friendly private hands?

That's the DoD

You're V1 for me, says Arm: Chip biz's 'highest-performance core' takes aim at supercomputers, AI, anything relying on vector math

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>Single core? Or horrendous Americanism?

No single vector, if you want to do operations involving more than one vector you needs the maths upgrade

GCHQ boss warns China can rewrite 'the global operating system' in its own authoritarian image

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Re: Russia is affecting the weather

>Ah! So that's why the spring weather in Spain has been so shite this year.

No that's Brexit. All those expats moved to Spain for the nice weather, they return 'home' the weather isn't going to be nice = logical really.

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Re: Russia is affecting the weather

Yes but their solution is to attack Belgium

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Re: Who are they addressing?

>You might care to tell that to the Uighur population

But that's not a threat to me.

ISIS are definitely naughtier than my local police dept. But they aren't able to behead me at a traffic stop

Dam it: Beaver ate our internet, says tiny Canadian town of Tumbler Ridge

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Re: "uniquely Canadian"? Hardly.

They may have been Canadian weaponised beavers, along with Canada geese taking out US airliners it's two parts of the Canadian invasion force

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> Everything in Canada is Maple Syrup flavoured. Even the beavers.

Only in Quebec

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Re: Only one feed into the town?

There is probably only one road into this town. You could run multiple lines along the same roadside but they will all get taken out by a single landslide, river, flood, ice thaw-freeze

Toyota buys Lyft’s autonomous car group for $550m

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Re: What's an ePalette?

aka. Mega-Roomba

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Re: Toyota Land Cruiser

There was a suggestion by the USMC that it be given the "Hero of the Soviet Union" medal for the number of US troops it has killed.

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Re: Toyota Land Cruiser

That would be an effective US military strategy. Make Toyota pick up trucks as complex, unreliable and unmaintainable as an F35 or Osprey that both sides are now back on equal footing.

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Re: When is a city not a city?

The self driving large white spheres worked though

Does the boss want those 2 hours of your free time back? A study says fighting through crowds to office each day hurts productivity

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Re: "Maybe a handful of people can work remotely"

No, it becomes a game - we are a startup that got acquired by a global megacorp on the other side of the world. Beating their corporate policies and sabotaging their initiatives is what keeps us sane.

We do have a translation board listing 'corporate speak = English' translation

We also have very very good coffee and excellent games room and amazing home theatre.

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Re: Covid 19 and hot desks

>The fundamental philosophy behind hot-desking is that the desk is what's important

But what is a chair or keyboard without its idiot ?

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Get a mountain bike and ride over the top those shiny metal humps installed in the no-parking/bus/cycle lane.

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Re: Covid 19 and hot desks

> is how are they going to CV19 clean each desk so its safe for a different person ?

BOFH solution = flamethrower. Why do you think it's called 'hot' desking ?

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Re: "Maybe a handful of people can work remotely"

We had to go back into the office when the corporate sysadmins discovered the trick we were using to work from home on our non-approved Linux machines hooked into the corporate network with an unofficial VPN.

Since the official VPN uses RSA keys which are only approved on corporate laptops which are only issued to approved salespeople who are the only ones approved to be working outside the office.

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Why were the sheep trying to sabotage the line ?

Is there some sort of Harrow liberation front ?

Are they deploying SOE (Special Ovine Executive) agents to attack the occupying forces ?

NASA’s getting really good at this flying a helicopter on Mars thing

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Re: secondary use

It's why need astronaut cats which will sweep the dust, and any delicate instruments, off the rover.

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Re: First step towards human colonisation

>The only useful pizza delivery system is pair of hands

The only useful pizza delivery system is the Deliverator.

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. .... The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs.

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Re: Where's the phone app

It;s the comcast long distance charges that really kill you.

the very-very small print, limits your included 4G data to Earth

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Re: Coming to the 'net soon

They used the Nasa time machine from 2165

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Re: First step towards human colonisation

It's an American mission, all their technology is aimed at high speed pizza delivery.

Computer security world in mourning over death of Dan Kaminsky, aged 42

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Just a note: The story doesn't mention, he died from complications of diabetes

All the tweets were "we are not talking about the cause of death to respect the family" which led to a lot of unfortunate speculation about suicide and then a rash of covid-vax conspiracy.

As Linux 5.12 released, Linus Torvalds warns next version will probably be rather large

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Re: Is it still not finished?

Unix ran perfectly well on the PDP-11 ...

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Re: Nothing to see

>Today's kernel devs seem to be more inclined

That's the thing with open source, the only way to get stuff you want into the kernel is to become a shareholder

Apple faces another suit over its allegedly misleading water resistance claims

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It's only approved for submersion in Apple Water (tm).

Which costs $1000 /litre

Ethics isn't a county east of London, but it's the only way to look at security

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Re: GoDaddy did what?

I know our internal corporate security messages aren't phishing tests when they are written in meaningless corporate euro-English, contain a bit.ly link to the training materials and the actual site is called something like sapintegrationsuccessdynamics.eu

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Re: As someone who has to make those decisions

>someone sued the company as a result of the actions I was told to perform.

If the fine was less than the financial benefit from the actions then you failed in your duty to the shareholders

Banks across America test facial recognition cameras 'to spy on staff, customers'

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Re: Tablet?

>Is this a late April fool? REALLY 2.6 trillion transistors??? And a die the size of a tablet???

And it gives out 20KW of heat.

Assuming it's water cooled that means that finally the colonials have an efficient device for making tea.

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Re: Banks across America test facial recognition cameras

Homeless aren't people.

The same law that made corporations people for political funding made people who earn less than 100K not people

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Re: Communist Party of America

Without the public transport, ballet and shiny biceps presumably

Ah, you know what? Keep your crappy space station, we're gonna try to make our own, Russia tells world

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Re: It does have a finite life

Location Location Location

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Re: Hmmmm ..... It is somewhat mysterious indeed whenever help surely be so close to hand

>Has anyone worked out how Russia has still not collapsed?

>A tiny uncompetitive economy supporting superpower ambitions and a kleptocracy that makes the end of the Roman Empire look like an amateur dramatics production.

How very different, from the home life of our own dear Queen!

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Re: It does have a finite life

>they could also build it in an orbit more convenient to our launch facilities.

Closer to Florida ? No thanks

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Re: It does have a finite life

>The point of a lunar outpost .... is to iron out any kinks in technologies and procedures

So there will be no flags, no square-jawed ex-test pilots, no token female / POC crew members, no Whitehouse lawn press conference?

39 Post Office convictions quashed after Fujitsu evidence about Horizon IT platform called into question

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Re: Lock up

>Then the PO will put out a statement about lessons will be learned

Although they will send it 2nd class and lose it

Greener Windows? Microsoft previews EcoQoS and Task Manager Eco Mode for would-be power-sipping devs

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Alternately

Do you know you can create multiple recycle bin icons with different names.

You can then tell your users that they have to 'recycle' text documents and colour pictures in separate bins because of new Eu / EPA regulations.

Then see who laughs ....

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