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Boeing 737 Max chief technical pilot charged with deceiving US aviation regulators over MCAS

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Yes because it was his job to tell the FAA.

He is not a test pilot in the "Right Stuff" sense - it's just a macho title for the job of signing off on the training requirements.

The engineers made the changes on the assumption that the effects of these would be made known to the pilots in a way that they could use them safely. Boeing decided there were business reasons for not doing that.

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>If someone at the FAA had made the effort to check the design of the flight control system,

That's not really how regulated industries work.

If the FAA had to check every line of code in Boeing's systems they would need more programmers than Boeing with more experience of the Boeing software design than Boeing itself. At this point why not just have the FAA design all aircraft ?

If the FAA don't trust Boeing's design, can they trust Boeing's manufacturing? Do they have to have an FAA inspector standing next to each Boeing machinist watching what they are doing? Does this extend down the supply chain to all subcontractors? Does the FAA have to have a guy in the mine watching somebody dig out the bauxite?

The point of ISO9001 and ISO13485 and ISO all-the-bloody-rest, is that you say what you are going to do and you do it in the way you said. At some point the regulators have to trust you.

It's the same reason you have traffic laws rather than a cop sitting next to every driver.

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That;s still Boeing's fault though.

Allowing untermenschen to buy these aeroplanes - when they are specifically designed to only be flown by 'real' men

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Re: Some extra info

No this is worse.

You could argue that the Pinto's fuel tank needed more protection - but you can always add more protection, more airbags, more safety features etc etc.

This is like having a hot exhaust pipe going through the middle of the fuel tank and then solving this by having an accelerator pedal that stops working if it gets too hot. And a single temperature sensor and not telling the driver.

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Re: Some extra info

With aviation I think it got even worse.

The NTSB were created because the FAA's remit was to promote air travel AND enforce safety - so every safety issue had to be resolved in a way that didn't harm the perception of air safety, ie. it was always the dead pilot's fault

Then there was a claim that post 9/11 the was an attitude that any criticism of Boeing was unpatriotic because B52s were vital in the war on terror.

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Re: Hmmm....

>may not be the safest or cheapest way

Why would that be a concern?

The point of manned space flight is to transfer non-defense spending to defense companies in the districts of politicians on the funding committee.

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Re: Some extra info

Sorry: Phone+Brain autocomplete = I work in medical devices

... doh ....

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Some extra info

Before everyone leaps in about "blaming some poor engineer" - he sent emails/texts bragging about how he had tricked the FDA by fixing simulator tests.

Career advice for prospective BOFH: whether you're rigging LIBOR or denying the existence of MCAS - don't leave an email trail.

Oops, they did it again – rogue Soyuz spurt gave ISS an attitude problem

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> landing a few thousand miles from the ground crew.

Ground crew? This is Russia

You get to hitchhike to the nearest town and then get a bus.

The early Soyuz capsules had messages on the outside in the languages of the various -stans, saying "These are Soviet heroes, please help them".

EasyJet flight loadsheet snafu caused by software 'code errors' says UK safety agency

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Have they thought of painting it on the side of the plane, rather than just have a discrete little "320i" badge on the boot?

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Weight of passengers

Is this the system that uses an estimate of passenger's weight based on a very large, and therefore accurate, survey of bomber crews in 1945?

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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Re: Use the local language...

Aoibheann

Coillte or Clodagh

Eoghan

Líadain

Síbeail or Seanán

Raghnall

Tadhg

Orfhlaith

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Re: my wife

Doesn't my wife imply ownership the other way around?

Like My God, My country, My Lord or My Cat ?

Bank manager tricked into handing $35m to scammers using fake 'deep voice' tech

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Re: Naming

Maybe in the UAE.

Here they would definitely require an email from a .ru address requesting the bank manager to buy $35M in gift cards and mail then to a PO box

Space boffins: Exoplanet survived hydrogen-death of its host star

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Re: Evolved homo-superior

Cat

Wife

Dog

Husband (possibly tied with Macbook)

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"Survived"

I bet it made a bit of a mess though.

Definitely affected property values

US Army slows ~$20bn project to put Microsoft's HoloLens VR headsets into the field

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Re: The hunt for robo-grunt

Because the US army is mostly a way of doing socialism in poor red states

Want a job, want free food and lodging, want a free education, want free healthcare ?

Then join the army to fight socialism!

All I want for Christmas is a delivery address that a delivery courier can find

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Re: Sounds like the perfect solution to Christmas gift-giving

Or we turn the whole thing into a Secret Santa. Everyone gets a container number at random and have to go to the port, find the container and take the contents home.

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Re: 3 words

The problem is that postal address to GPS (ie WGS84) coordinates is unreliable or expensive and done by the brilliant IT dept of a national post service.

What3words would presumably ask you to find your own address and at least check it's vaguely correct on the map. Rather than entering 100West 100Ave, precise name of local municipality rather than name of city.

Scoot on over for a wheely tricky mystery with an electrifying solution

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Re: Yes, static is a thing

Moved on from funny handshakes then

Acer expands its antimicrobial PC offerings – with caveat they may not offer any protection

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Re: Use copper

So just glue some gears on it ?

Or will any old, copper plated hunk of 1980s junk work?

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Re: Only the strong survive

>Wouldn't it be easier to avoid holding drinks or food that generates crumbs over your keyboard

So some sort of intravenous tube system ?

Think management might be considering it

Mind your Ps and queues: Bork makes a visit to the A&E

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Re: OK, I'll bite

>Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust

We used to call em hospitals.

EU Commission may extend antitrust probe into Nvidia's $54bn merger with Arm

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Re: British!

Wait till they find out that Rolls Royce and Bentley are German - splutters into Daily Telegraph

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Re: I should damn will hope so

I don't think Jensen exists - I think they faked him in CGI

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Re: Check mate

Or China annexes Fulbourn because NVidia doesn't

- I for one welcome our oriental overlords to the Fens

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Re: Check mate

So SpaceX has to do whatever President Zuma says ?

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Re: Check mate

China, Taiwan and Nvidia are all foreign and therefore are all the same

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Re: British!

By that logic a lot of great British businesses are Bahamian or Virginal

Microsoft .NET updates include C and C++ code in Blazor WebAssembly, release date for Visual Studio 2022

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C++ desktop?

For those of us who have to get real work done, have Microsoft decided what C++ users are supposed to use for desktop apps this time?

Or do we just stick to nice cross-platform Qt ?

Macintosh Classic II and triceratops skull on auction: One's a dinosaur, the other has three horns on its face

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Re: What would the skull go for

The whole business with the fossilized dinosaur skeletons was a joke the paleontologists haven't seen yet.

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The taxpayers owning the products of the government?

The very essence of communism !

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Apple, making user repairs difficult since the Jurassic

(Yes I know the triceratops is Cretaceous - but Jurassic is easier to spell)

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Do you have to say who signed it ?

Or can you just list a "signed Mac Classic" ?

Bad news, AMD fans: This week's Windows 11 update didn't fix your performance woes (they may be worse)

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Re: are we getting the picture yet?

>We have the third choice.

VMS ?

Although I'm hearing so many stories about people being anti-VAX

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Re: Looks like that was a BIG brown envelope

Some sort of deal between Intel and Microsoft to screw over AMD? inconceivable !

James Webb Space Telescope completes its voyage to French Guiana

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Re: Shipping Label

>but visualising the size in multiples of Whales actually gives me a better grasp of the size of French Guiana than m^2.

Another Brexit benefit

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Re: Huge

The odds of getting it at least to orbit are pretty good, the Ariane 5 only blew up the first time (IIRC)

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Re: Progress

> The shroud jettison and transfer stage ignition are solved problems

Except each new payload is different so these seem to be the parts that go wrong the most often

- although in the case of Hipparcos with beneficial results !

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Re: Shipping Label

> Ariane Space, France

Hopefully not.

Although I've had smaller telescope instruments go missing because everywhere discovered by Spanish sailors is called some variation on "Palma"

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Re: Progress

>It's the minutes on top of Ariane that are the most scary.

No, it's the shroud jettison.

Or the transfer stage ignition

Or the sunshade unfold.

Or the mirror deploy and alignment.

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Progress

10,000km done, 1.5M to go !

Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains

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Re: Shoudl have from the start

Ford taking back used engine oil for recycling yet ?

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Re: "Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"

Doesn't change the fact that only 5% of the Li-Ion ones are recycled.

The problem is that it's very expensive to take apart a 1000 different size and shaped custom batteries embedded inside smartphones or power tool battery packs. Each of which contain miniscule amounts of useful material amdi all the plastic packaging.

Recycling standard already separated 18650 cells might be easier - and automatable - but isn't going to be worthwhile economically unless there is recycling fee.

Remanufacturing existing Tesla battery packs might be worth it - especialy if the price of raw materials is going up.

Judge in UK rules Amazon Ring doorbell audio recordings breach data protection laws

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Obviously guilty

" He gave his side of the story in an interview with the Daily Mail."

Is that a meteor crashing to Earth? No, it's Chromebook makers coming back to reality

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Re: A plan to boost sales

But Welsh laptops would need to be Cinemascope widescreen to fit the Window titles - I really prefer 4:3

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Re: Wot no Wi-Fi?

>Perhaps there'll be a glut of them on the market and the price might come down a little?

My web browsing laptops are all $99 used chromebooks running GalliumOS (ie Linux+XFCE)

Make sure you buy 4Gb ram, but 16Gb SSD is enough

The Lenovo ones are mostly child proof = totally indestructible

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A plan to boost sales

Simply introduce a new letter to the alphabet

We've had the same alphabet since middle English.

If we just add a few more letters the sales of laptops, keyboards, textbooks etc will be a giant boost to the economy

I'm diabetic. I'd rather risk my shared health data being stolen than a double amputation

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Re: (and doing what with it?)

Or you not being able to go to college because the bank doesn't think your a good loan risk based on your DNA.

Booting up: Footballers kick off GDPR case for 'misuse' of their performance data

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Re: I think everyone is making the same arguments

It gets even crazier in the land of the treasonous colonials

Students aren't allowed to be paid for performing in multi-million$ college sports because they are poor and black it would spoil the pure sporting ethos.

They aren't even allowed to be paid when the league licenses their likeness for video games.

But many of them have tattoos, and the tattoo artists claimed that they held the copyright for those tattoos - so they are paid when a student appears in the EA college sportball video game

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