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Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: Pretty much the same

>"for knowing which bit to squeeze in the vice"...

Yes I always use the movie Casino as a guide to dealing with users

'Admin error': AWS in dead company data centre planning application snafu in Oxfordshire

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Re: Thames Valley Storms

>but using fake/shell companies... Can they sink any lower?

Hi I'd like to buy your house.

About me? Oh I'm a Trillion$ multinational and desperately need your property to allow me to connect two halves of my new site. I assume this information won't affect your price ?

Anonymous employee review site Glassdoor research: Tech companies dominate the best places to work

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Re: and how many of these "best places to work" 5-star reviews ...

No need, if you pay for Glassdoor's premiere tier they write the reviews for you

Secure boot for UK electric car chargers isn't mandatory until 2023 – but why the delay?

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Re: A little calm ...

The ones that qualified for the grant had to have a Sim. It wasn't clear what they needed to connect to or who was in charge of the service

At this point it's more a case of; government may need to control charging in future for load management or (more likely) tax. And since chargers are expensive and last years they want to make sure the installed base is prepared

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Re: Contactless and beyond

But this does open up the risk of an attack on the car, or conversely an attack on the network from the car.

We've seen attack on ICE cars through their entertainment system, so the data link through the charger to the internet is an obvious risk.

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Re: A little calm ...

There is an open source platform for EV chargers.

It would be a shame if these were banned in favour of a; steal all your data/you need a Facebook account model for "security reasons"

Here chargers need to be network enabled to get a government grant to install them. When we looked at the range of supported networked models it was much cheaper to buy a regular one and pay for it ourselves.

Free AI protein software packages nearly predicted structure of the Omicron coronavirus variant correctly

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Like stopping child porn by banning all sequences of numbers until any image they form has been approved by the BBFC?

The James Webb Space Telescope has only gone and deployed its primary mirror

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Re: NASA being NASA :)

We had ours made in St Petersburg (not the Florida one) where the H&S rules were more 'accommodating'.

Although these days we could probably get them made in Florida by somebody who didn't believe in dang guberment MSDS

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Re: "As the agencies ticked off each JWST milestone"

To be fair though, this is only doing the world's biggest origami project at a few degrees above absolute zero a million miles away.

Compared to the insurmountable difficulties of capturing the requirements of a poll tax billing system for East Sussex compared to West Sussex....

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Re: NASA being NASA :)

It's the only way to pack a 6.5m mirror into what was supposed to launch on a Delta4.

Above about 8m diameter it's tricky to make a single monolithic mirror so we've been building segmented ones since the early 90s.

The main problem with segmented mirrors at these IR wavelengths isn't aligning them - it's that you can see the glowing hot telescope floor through the gaps. Which is solved by putting it in space and keeping it very very cold.

The real achievement was doing the OSHA paperwork to get the Beryllium mirrors polished in California!

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Re: Rocket Science isn't what it used to be..

One of the big selling points of Ariane5 as a launch vehicle is that it is extremely precise. Their sales pitch is that you need a much smaller manoeuvring budget because they will put your payload in exactly the right orbit.

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Re: The Lack of Cameras

Also the goPro pictures from SpaceX boosters are a lot closer to Earth.

Getting video back from a 1st stage booster dropping from a few km is a lot easier than getting video back from something heading past the moon.

And the pictures would look less 'real' than the simulations of stuff unfolding anyway - there is nowhere you can put a camera for anything except the mirror unfolding and that would mostly be in shadow.

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Re: Obligatory

It's quite along way away so there is some latency - have you checked back ?

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There is a difference between the science side of NASA and the 'astronaut had a gorilla suit on the ISS for the lulz' side of NASA.

Although I suspect if it was being designed today there would be more thought put into having a "PR" camera.

Nvidia promises British authorities it won’t strong Arm rivals after proposed merger

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But you have to make a show of standing upto them before they donate a few million quid and Jenson gets made Tory party chairman

Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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Re: Playing the "Enviromentally Responsible" card

>Where do they think the official cartridges end up?

If the price is anything like HP - I assume they end up in a bank vault as some sort of currency reserve.

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Re: I should sue Canon

I would sue Canon under the DMCA for distributing information about how to defeat copy protection

Offering Patreon subs in sterling or euros means you can be sued under GDPR, says Court of Appeal

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Re: On the other hand...the corollary

But I use Helvetica font so I have Swiss secrecy behind me

The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel

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Re: Last decent version of Windows was

> I paid for the software

Oh you sweat innocent child. You paid for a one time license to be allowed to send Microsoft some money.

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I mean what happens if you have a monopoly desktop at 10, where can you go? Nowhere

So this one goes upto 11

Couldn't you just make 10 better?

This goes to 11

A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

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Re: "improve productivity in an organisation severely short of staff"

>often written by GPs for GPs

That's a relief, I always choose medical professionals for their expertise in cyber security rather than Ivory Tower types.

I also prefer to get my vaccine made by the local village pharmacy rather than those Oxford college dwellers.

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Re: "improve productivity in an organisation severely short of staff"

>Perhaps addressing the 47.2% of the NHS workforce that aren't in a clinical role

Yes outsource cleaning , building services, IT, HR, training etc to profit making companies - ideally the same monopoly supplier to the government.

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Because that's one hospital.

When the Hospital is in a different Health Service Group Service from the IT's Health Group Service Group and your GP and the specialists are in a different Service Group Health Group

And all this is deliberate so it can be gradually sold off.

New batch of AstroPis relieve Ed and Izzy of duty on board the International Space Station

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Re: What will happen to Ed & Izzy?

Back in the day a prof friend of mine used to equip his underfunded arts dept with computers.

He would trawl the dumpsters of Physics/Engineering depts and look for new computer workstation boxes. He would then offer to take their old computers and "store" them

This was in the US and a state university getting NSF / NASA / DoE grants and buying kit on a mixture of them could never get rid of anything without doing the sort of paperwork you would get in a Terry Gilliam film. So the basements, and stairwells were full of decades-old 19 rack electronics that we couldn't dump.

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Re: What will happen to Ed & Izzy?

They were bought on a NASA budget they will have to be stored for 25 years with the paperwork audited annually until they discover they lost them.

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Re: Angel Delight

> (several decades ago), so when I noticed it on the otherwise completely empty supermarket

That's their secret, it's the same packet - they have run out of everything else and there is a 40year old packet at the back. The good news is that it tastes the same

Northern Ireland aims to break free from BT's 27-year reign with £125m procurement of land registry systems

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Re: how many millions?

And use the official Government Digital Font

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Re: 27 Year Old System

I would hope that in the last 27 years with the extra million quid somebody managed to screen scrape the 1998 punch card and teletype terminal interface into a web page

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Re: 27 Year Old System

I hope so, I would expect a database of roll numbers, address, owners, last transfer and a download of a map - ideally not just a low res scan of a pen+ink drawing from 1790

I don't want a Web 3.0 interactive virtual interface on the block chain

Bitcoin 'inventor' will face forgery claims over his Satoshi Nakamoto proof, rules High Court

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Re: Old Nicknames

If he was Satoshi he has $$$$Bn. So everybody is going to sue him because there will be a lawyer or jurisdiction somewhere wanting to try the odds. Just think of all the SEC / banking regulations he might have have broken times the number of countries with an SEC.

Somebody could be motivated to kill him after they had cut off sufficient fingers and toes to incentivize him to cough up the private keys.

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Re: Are there any relevant patents filed or granted?

Interesting point - a patent must contain the legal name and address of the human inventor, there is no system for allowing anonymous inventors (except where the whole patent is classified for national security). There was even a ruling stopping AIs being listed as inventors.

The nearest you could do was not name the assignee = the company behind the patent. We got to know the commuter towns nearest to various Japanese corporation R&D labs so we could search for patents they were trying to hide by only listing a "Mr Ito + a Tokyo zip code"

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He went around suing bloggers who said he wasn't.

It's one thing to claim you're Jesus, it's another to try and foreclose on the Vatican

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The difference is that there are lots of possible inventors of email - it's as debatable as any other bit of history

You either are Satoshi, and have the private key which strongly suggests this, or you aren't

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Re: Old Nicknames

Missing a "n't" ?

Heart attack victim 'saved' by defibrillator delivery drone*

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Re: Know the defibrillator's box code!

Yes that was my question. They shock certain bad heart rhythms back into shape. But are all cardiac arrests => suitable bad rhythms? So do they work for all cardiac arrests or only a small percentage that are due to bad rhythms ?

What triggered my suspicious sales pitch detector was something like:

Slide 1, BIG scary number of people die of cardiac arrest before ambulance arrive

Slide 2, SMALL number of people have access to a AED before ambulance arrives

Slide 3, Therefore you should have lots of AEDs

But they were very careful no to say 2 would solve 1

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Re: Know the defibrillator's box code!

That as my objection to the sales pitch to our town council.

The maker's presentation was full of scary stats about how many people died of heart attack, and how long an ambulance takes to our rural location - but they were careful to never say the AED would cure heart attacks.

Any medic want to chime in on exactly how often these things are useful?

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Re: Doctors...

There was a fundraising to put one on just about every street corner here.

I was sceptical, I thought they were only good for certain heart problems but people who watch TV think they save 100% of all heart attacks and the makers were definitely leaning into this while being very careful what they claimed

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Re: AED drones were on standby from 0800 to 2200

You also need someone to notice you have had a heart attack to call for the drone - less likely in the middle of the night

Hauliers report problems with post-Brexit customs system but HMRC insists it is 'online and working as planned'

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Re: They've had since January 1973 to work out how to leave the EU

It's all Charles de Gaulle's fault for tricking us into wanting to join in the first place

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Re: Covid isnt causing any shortages

That's why London should have its own protocol and be allowed to stay in the Eu.

It voted remain, the city wants to remain in Europe and it would be quite happy to have a hard border down the middle of the M25

Presumably all it has to do is launch a series of bomb attacks on Westminster and then choose a suitable religious holiday to sign an agreement

then it can have all the special treatment it likes

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Re: While avoiding the question of just what the 'planning' actually covered.

>"Hauliers will be presented with screens showing stuff."

I'm assuming they mean words and numbers.

But it would be nice if HMRC had adopted a surrealist interface - your login is a melting clock and your customs documents are painted on the side of a cow wearing boots and a beret

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Re: Hmm

Obvious solution is to split N.I into two - creating a new long thin border region nation with a soft border to N.I and a hard border to the R.O.I / Eu

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"We Import Two Thirds Of Our Cheese That Is A Disgrace."

So they solved the problem of "importing" = job done

It takes more clicks to reject their cookies than accept them, so France fines Facebook and Google over €200m

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Re: Funny ...

That's the danger of using fines as an alternative to tax for multi-nationals. It becomes very political which companies get asked for money, and the reprisal sanctions tend to hit a lot of bystanders

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Re: It's not enough

Then how do you pay for the sites?

Obviously all TV should have a menu where I have to select seeing adverts, and it's only fair that the default must be no ads, but there must also be no licence fee.

At 9 for every 100 workers, robots are rife in Singapore – so we decided to visit them

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Re: What is a robot?

Or a food dispenser system roughly the size and shape of a fridge with a glass front where you can select the preferred comestuble by entering a number and have them dropped to the bottom

Payment could even be integrated allowing restocking by a supermarket chain.

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Re: Interesting Math

A robot librarian picking physical books from shelves?

Is the next invention a robot arm that moves beads on an abacus to perform calculations faster than a human ?

Chip manufacturing equipment vendor ASML reports fire at Berlin factory

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Re: Conspiracy?

Elvis did it to cover up that Nessie did the JFK assassination ?

Google fixes bug that stopped some Pixel phones from making 911 calls

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Re: Didn't they see the advert?

Or just email them.

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