* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

Kia POPs out see-through OLED dash readout

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Boffin

88mph is all you need

That and a flux capacitor.

ACS:Law's mocking of 4chan could cost it £500k

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Happy

Polly says:

Pieces of 10.

Pieces of 10.

Arkk. Gone Metric.

Baby Boomers committing suicide at unprecedented rates

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I have every intention of choosing my own time

though I am not expecting to need to do so for quite a number of decades yet.

Compared to described above, being dead - which I am pretty sure feels just like not-having-been-born-yet (and I spent an awrful long time not noticing being in that state) is preferable!

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Yes.

It would be telling to know how many of these suicides are in preference to an anticipated drawn-out painful death.

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Which is why smoking should be encouraged.

Smokers don't really cost the health system more. They just get all their chronic illnesses and death over before they have had a chance to claim much of a pension.

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I was lead to believe

that suicide destroyed the soul, not sent it automatically to hell. Nice little get-out for people who are sure they are damned.

Of course it would depend on which re-edit of the texts one was blindly following.

Christian group declares jct 9 on M25 cursed

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Ah, but that would be work!

The whole point of prayer is to kid you are doing something without having to actually do something.

Apple in 873-page legal claim to word 'Pod'

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Flame

Hmmm. Pod-racing.

Apple lawyers meet LucasArts lawyers.

May you mutually ahnialate.

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Alien

Attack!

of the Pod people, that is.

Keene USB FM Transmitter

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Boffin

One of the nifty things about FM

is the reciever latches onto the strongest signal source in that band, rather than super-imposing the competing signals as with AM. Unless the signals are of compariable strength, then you may get flip-flopping between them.

CIA used 'illegal, inaccurate code to target kill drones'

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Well,

within 1 to 13 metres of your cell phone anyway. But your point still stands.

Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

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When a man layeth wit another man

"When a man doth layeth wit another man--

temperatures are sure to rise."

So sayeth the book of Lae 2:43

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When boosoms shaketh

"When boosoms shaketh--

so shaketh the Earth."

So says the book of Lae 3:23

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Their argument in detail:

The God we created (or modified to be) in our image hates anyone not-like-us.

Therefore anyone not-like-us is the cause of all our woes.

QED.

Seriously, this is how these "people" think!

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These clerics obviously think gays are really hot!

Mmmm. Neet to download me some of that boy-on-boy action.

Steve Jobs in iPhone bitchslap to creationists, Tea Party

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Boffin

they did

the "monkeys" we evolved from are not the monkeys you see in the zoo today. Common mis-understanding going all the way back to deliberate mis-quotation of darwin by creationists: he never claimed we evolved from monkeys, but that we and other apes evolved from a common ancestor. But claiming the "from monkeys" line is better propaganda, as any political manipulator could tell you.

Indiana judges dismiss girl's nipple exposure appeal

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Flame

As we all know, in places like the US, breastfeeding is a no-no

because baby-formula manufacturers cannot make a taxable proffit from it. Corporate needs trump the individual every time. It's the law!

Police issue lettuce e-fit

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FAIL

This is why,

El Reg implimented the "Joke Alert" icon. You will need to use it in future, Jake, as some people genuinely need the extra hint.

Prosecutor won't resign over lewd texts to 'hot' crime victim

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Alert

@Richard IV

Janitor in a dog kennel is more power than someone like this can be trusted with ;-)

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According to him he is.

One of the text messages quoted has him implying he is married.

While I woudn't quite string him up. He is obviously on a sociopathic ego trip and not someone I would want anywhere near a position of power.

Bill would let feds block pirate websites worldwide

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FAIL

As the good senators said

"Duh, wot is a orf-shore proxy server?"

"Uh, I dunno. Wot is orf-shore?"

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FAIL

The above poster has been blocked.

Someone with the ear of someone with power has claimed an infringement of copyright in the above content. There is no recourse or appeal chanels. Be a good little citizen and shut up now.

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Keep in mind

than online "piracy" is killing street-corner bootleggers and commercial disk-duplicators. It may be a bit like the "war on drugs" heartily supported by big organised crime as it keeps their monopoly in place and street prices inflated.

Steve Jobs chops student hack down to size

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Jobs Halo

as the internets says:

LEAVE... BRITNEY ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H STEVIE... ALONE... !

Intel Sandy Bridge many-core secret sauce

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Coat

7 clock cycles

Before your program crashes, you see the ring!

Naturist club objects to erection of five storey tower block

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Flame

Like Lucas Heights, Australia.

Many decades ego, they built a medical-grade nuclear facility out in the bush away from Sydney. Then people built houses around it. And now you should hear them whining long and hard about how horrible it is to have a nuclear facility on their doorsteps.

I can guarentee the same will happen here.

Two-lane BRIDGE FOUND ON FAR SIDE OF THE MOON!

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Coat

All sing together:

Like a bridge over troubled craters...

Google's Schmidt satirised as privacy pervert

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FAIL

Don't track me man!

All in favour of raising public awareness of the implications of all this tracking. Raising it to the point that it is enonomically unfeasable for browsers to not offer easy tools to block it and sites to not be able to refuse access without it.

But I honestly can't see how legislation or a list to track who doesn't want to be tracked can really help here.

Oz school in homosexual kookaburra rumpus

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Thumb Down

Learning to grow up a bit

is sorta what school is about. Plenty of words have a second ROFG-inducing meaning. It is the nature of human behaviour: we are sexualy oriented and highly social beings and like to talk a lot and talk about sex rather a lot.

It is a bit like when kids discover that dictionaries have 'rude' words in them:

"Miss, this dictionary has rude words." (said expecting some shocked reaction)

"Does it tell you what they mean and how to use them correctly?"

"Um... yes?"

"Well, that is what dictionaries are for."

I have more than once heard a kid use an obscenity in the playground and had to send them to the classroom to look up why their usage is ludicrously wrong! (Formal education - taking the fun out of childhood for millenia) :-P

Energy-saving LEDs 'will not save energy', say boffins

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Don't forget the rest of the world!

In the "developed" world we may be near needs saturation regarding lighting, but there are still huge swathes of the populace who are nowhere near our levels of luxury, but determined to get there (and I certainly won't fault them for that, though will fault us for setting the bar so high to start with). If we can accomodate all these extra people coming in and just break even, we will be doing prety damed good.

ARM chips put on their server boots

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Unhappy

Gak

Didn't we finally get all that address-obstuficating-workaround-hack clutter *out* of the x86 arch? I'd prefer something very ARM-like but with a re-structured instruction set around a 48-bit flat address space. Or an x86-64 with all legacy instruction/addressing modes stripped might be interesting.

Acer Liquid E Android smartphone

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Unhappy

Probably because

most of the market just assume that a bigger megapixel number is always better and wouldn't know what 'optics' meant anyway. And the manufacurers know it.

Prudish Google slammed for Aussie censorship

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I will likely vote for them in the senate.

Despite their silly name, they seem to have a very good and wide platform portfolio covering an awrful lot of the same human rights stuff I feel strongly about.

Intel snaps up McAfee in $7.68bn deal

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Very very lucky

"Intel struck very very very lucky when Windows and x86 (and MS top guys and Intel top guys) hit it off so well together."

Very very lucky considering the IBM engineers that designed the "PC" wanted to use the far superior 68000 but were over-ridden by management because the electric typewriter division already had a re-usable licence for 8086.

Cops cuff armed white supremacist in banana costume

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Go

He has a point

Bananas are clearly superior to all other fruit.

America's top model fights off 'pervert' at Star Wars convention

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In which case...

...a nice slow garotting with a rusty chain would be in order.

Disney sued for spying on kids with 'zombie cookies'

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Thumb Up

exactly

Flash Player is free, so you take what you get.

Flash dev. tool users are the ones paying so get what they want.

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Thumb Up

Good idea

You could even let the sites you do want cookies from (for ,say, viewing prefs) set their cookies before locking down the folder. Or just manually unlock it breifly on the rare occasions you feel the site will give value to you from setting a cookie.

While I largely ignore flash, I have web-cookie approval set to manual and never cease to be amazed by how many sites want to set a cookie despite there being absolutely nothing user-preference related on them.

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Flame

And remember the lemmings didn't jump, they were pushed!

By a guy just out of shot with a big broom.

The Disney-of-our-youth was a big violator of humaine treatment of animals in order to get all those cutsey wounded-wildcreature-makes-good stories.

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Megaphone

my attitude is the opposite.

If they (or their advertisers) want my eyeball-time, they provide a flash-free version of their site. My PC is for *my* convenience, not theirs!

Free Android antivirus clocks up 2.5m downloads

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Badgers

Free

the origional word "Free"

vs

the lazy contraction of "Free-of-charge"

Free as in "Free Software Movement" was there first.

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Badgers

I imagine that is correct

but people are too busy egoing about the propper-use of the term "jail-break" to think that one through :-D

Firefox 4 hits third beta stage, gets touchy-feely with Windows 7

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Flame

They have to do nothing of the sort

Unless they are being paid to work on a particular feature (and some OSS devs are, but many many more aren't) they don't have to do any damned thing they don't feel like. You are neither the boss of them OR their customer. Unless you are paying for a feature/fix, you are a hanger-on who they are happy to have along for the ride because the seats are going spare.

iTunes disses doctorates

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Happy

Occupational titles

I (where possible) use the title Tn. (for technician). Except when I am in a Teaching role (I have formal qualifications for both) when I insist on Tr. When I am not operating in any qualified role I eschew a title.

It is rather fun responding to women colleagues who go on as if it is really edgy and modern using Ms. to remove their marital status from their title (admittedly a good thing as far as it goes) by responding that you have abandoned the entire gender designation! I'm never one to do things by half measures. :-D

Extreme porn law on the ropes

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Happy

which probably says heaps...

...about the sex lives of the average tabloid reader.

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Sounds rather like contempt of court too.

Courts need to throw that one at more people wasting the court's time with frivolous charges/suits.

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Boffin

Doesn't abstinence from ejeculation...

...significantly increase the risk of prostate cancer in men? Banning wanking could cause a serious load on the future health-care system!

Besides, what would the professional wankers in the government do all day.

Australia imposes parental lock for digital TVs

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Headmaster

Not really 53rd state.

Actually states 53 thru 60.

Is it a phone? Is it a Taser? No, it's a cattle prod!

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Coat

Is that a phone in your pocket?

Or are you just shocked to see me?

'Be careful' warning accompanies latest Linux kernel

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So that's where they got to!

In another article, Andrew Orlowski asks "Where are Google and IBM when you need them?"

Well part of the answer is here, namely helping patch the kernel, rather than working in one particular GUI.