* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

Strong ARM: The Acorn Archimedes is 25

LaeMing
Unhappy

Re: @STB

Yes, the 'text books' were written when it was a single-tasking OS with a 12-inch 512x320 screen. And for that scenario (or similar) the concepts they espouse are very valid. Today, not so much.

LaeMing
Happy

Re: As an Acorn fan girl...

I grow old, I grow old.

I have the bottoms of my loops unrolled.

LaeMing
Angel

Re: Every husband needs.

Or a nerdy wife.

Ten... bits of Jubilee tat tech

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Mostly tat, to be sure.

Union-Jack or no, the Mini Cooper mouse looked cute, especially if you know someone who is a mini-nut, though the ergonomics might be doubtful.

The Pure Evoke Mio used the 'Jack well. Looks really nice, unlike most of the slap-on-a-'Jack themed stuff.

White AMERICANS will have become MEKON brain-men by 3000AD

LaeMing
Boffin

Back in the real world....

Of course this study is on brain VOLUME. Not inteligence. There is a well-studied and well-known LACK of corelatlon between the two, both within humanity and across a wider range of species.

In short, having a fat head just means you have a fat head.

LaeMing
Boffin

My money is on...

... the fact that we can now check the size of a baby's head well before it gets stuck in the mother's pelvis and do a C-section, saving both.

LaeMing
Happy

More likely...

...some (deliberate and obvious, for comedic effect) failed reasoning in The Register's reporting on the study.

'Super-powerful' Flame worm actually boring bloatware

LaeMing
Happy

Re: BLOATWARE?

Heck! MS-Windows would welcome it with open arms as one of the family.

Milky Way DOOMED to high-speed smash with Andromeda galaxy

LaeMing
Happy

Nah

You just need something to get chocolata smears off gorilla glass.

Universe has more hydrogen than we thought

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Happy

If his audience where he made the quoted comparison was mostly Australian...

...we understood him perfectly well.

The rest of the world is too insignificant to cater to anyway.

Olympic Wenlock plod cops condemnation from Amazon wags

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Black Helicopters

I assume...

...if you split open the helmet you will find a functional mini-CCTV concealed behind the one all-seeing eye.

LaeMing
Happy

Re: Prohibited

Still got my Casio 115m. Good times with the numeric base trick. I could also spell rude words no-one else could.

Dell ARMs up for hyperscale servers

LaeMing
Boffin

Re: Ubuntu but not Debian

Debian/Testing has had a 3.x kernel for some months now. Presently 3.2.17, so Unstable has certainly had it longer than that.

UK High Court split over Twitter airport bomb joke

LaeMing
Unhappy

Re: Poor guy - the bleeding edge of British Law...

Surely reading the context of his twitter post would tell you if he was trying to be a comedian or a terrorist.

LaeMing
Unhappy

@Grubby

You can't be serious!

Real criminals are DANGEROUS. Law enforcers might get hurt!

Best they stick to the made-up variety.

Trekkie wants to build USS Enterprise … in twenty years

LaeMing
Unhappy

The trick would be...

...to somehow convince the industrial-military complex that space is a bigger cash-cow than selling weapons too ludicrously powerful to seriously consider using. They did manage exactly that for a while in the 70's I believe, but lost inertia.

LaeMing

My money is on

"Discovery" (2001 AS0).

.....

Actually, rad-shielding is probably the biggest technical challenge for getting soft mushy humans inter-planetary.

People-powered Olympic shopping mall: A sign of utter tech illiteracy

LaeMing
Go

Re: Wrong idea, wrong place

"Someone will no doubt now suggest it would be OK if they were electric cars..."

See a few posts above (though I'm pretty confident they were taking the Mick.)

LaeMing
Unhappy

As much as I am a big fan of alternate energy,

I am really wondering if the energy gentrated by these tiles can even cover the emissions gentrated by their manufacture, shipping-to-site and installation. I suspect if someone gets the data and does the maths, they would turn out to be a net contributor to emissions.

Top Facebook exec begs students: 'Click on an ad or two'

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Go

Won't somebody think of the ... advertisers.

Yes, how many advertisers will be happy paying for clicks that are so obviously solicited and hence not revenue-gentrating? If I was an advertiser, I'd be pulling out immediately!

LaeMing

Re: And my ad is

Judging by the content of my adds recently, I would estimate FB trawled my personal website for keywords about 2 weeks ago.

Volvo claims V40 is first car with an airbag for pedestrians

LaeMing
Trollface

Do a bonnet-roll.

Insect vision a template for computer ‘sight’

LaeMing
Coat

That pun...

...had quite a sting in its tail.

.. Grab my coat too while you are there :-P

3D TV fails to excite, gesture UIs to flop: analyst

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Re: @dotdavid - Differentiation is trivial

I had a TV remote once that had a nice simple set of buttons on the front. Then you open it like a book for the 'Cape Canaveral' version. Worked well.

Steve Jobs' 'private Apple spaceship' seeks public love

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Go

Re: If the public were allowed in...

Egads! you are right.

And here was I foolishly waiting for the Ori to come out of it.

Crooks sell skint fanbois potatoes instead of iPhones

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Go

You wouldn't download a potato.

Button batteries burn kids from inside

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Coat

Yeah, but police come down hard on the practice.

Eat batteries, and they will charge you.

While the kids they catch eating fireworks get let off.

LaeMing

Re: How does one secure battery compartments?

Thanks for the responses.

BTW. The little buggers I have to keep out of the battery compartments are university undergrads. My 6yo niece has more sense than some of them!

LaeMing

How does one secure battery compartments?

I have seen the occasional device with a screw hold on the battery cover, but it isn't the norm around here.

Advice on securing memory card slots appreciated also!

Google+ dying on its arse – shock new poll

LaeMing
Pint

@AC 14:08

That is the first pitch that ever even made me take a modicum of notice!

Vixie warns: DNS Changer ‘blackouts’ inevitable

LaeMing
Unhappy

Oh, come on!

It's Australia! The gimboids in charge are only just getting their heads around the 'moving pictures' thing.

Why GM slammed the brakes on its $10m Facebook ads

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Unhappy

Do they still do those adds...

...with cars driving around and around and up and down and turning left and right around some sort of infinite multi-storey carpark?

It was almost enough to make me get religeon just on the off-chance that Hell existed and was just like that!

LaeMing
Trollface

I always wonder why they don't recast those as...

...Punch the Advertising Executive.

Surely they would get 10x the clicks!

Pirate Bay struggling to get on feet after DDoS to the knee

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Go

Re: Upvoted

Yes, I don't think BDG555 could make it any more obvious that those posts are not serious.

South Australia plans digital evidence review

LaeMing
Unhappy

Wow!

If telegraph is obselete in SA, all I can say is they must have a far more advanced comms infrastructure than most of the rest of this country!

US dope farmer in Walmart rattlesnake chomp shock

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Go

Because everyone would be rooting for the snakes?

LaeMing
Coat

I have had it with these goddamn snakes in this goddamn Walmart!

Yahoo! CEO! quits! after! CV! row!

LaeMing
Boffin

Re: Go TPllc

I honestly don't require, or even expect altruism. Holding the board highly accountable is good for the shareholders bottom line. And that is how it was supposed to be, not the 1%er welfare slush-fund that big corporate has turned it into.

LaeMing
Flame

Go TPllc

If more investers (individuals or groups) took the effort to hold directors of the companies they are invested in to account for everything they claim and do, the corporate world might just not be quite as broken as it is!

AMD: New Trinity laptop chips out-juice Intel graphics

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Thumb Up

Re: like?

The open drivers used to be a load of old.... But I had to install them last week in desperation and was (very much to my surprise) extremely impressed with them. I'd recomend everyone at least give them a go again if they haven't in the past year-or-so. Not /quite/ as fast as fglrx, but plenty close enough for my needs and WAY more stable!

Yellow Pages targets zombie survivalist market

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Go

Re: What a coincidence

I was thinking that myself! Death, zombies and surviving the end of things are probably on the Sensis people's minds a lot at present.

Headbanger plays Star Trek theme on floppy drives

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Thumb Down

Re: sounds like someone is in dire need of a girlfriend

Your cliche is older than 8" floppy drives.

Root canal surgery officially more desirable than cloud migration

LaeMing
Alert

Re: Root Canal

And there is my friend who's wisdom tooth had formed essentially a fish-hook shape deep into her jaw bone.

Queen unveils draft internet super-snoop bill - with clauses

LaeMing
Meh

I spent half a day reading that as:

Queen unveils DAFT internet super-snoop bill - with clauses

VW STUNS WORLD+DOG WITH REAL HOVER-CAR!

LaeMing
Happy

Re: Where's the brakes.

You reverse the polarity! :-D

The biggese give-away is the fact that the grill in the bottom glows. That is what people expect from sci-fi, but not how most things work.

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Thumb Up

Re: Though technically,

Thanks for the interesting correction :-)

LaeMing
Boffin

Though technically,

repelling a non-ferous aluminium can would require electro-statics, not magnetics. At least, that is how they said they were separating them out of the waste stream at the local recycling plant.

LaeMing
Meh

Unfortunately,

there are plenty of equally unbelievable products advertised on Chinese TV that are touted as truely legit (mostly 'study pills' and 'cancer cures').

Back to the ad presented. Lots of fun. I especially like how the car's magnetics were repelling the aluminium can on the street. Nice touch! :-)

Yahoo! chief! says! sorry! for! CV! snafu!

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Thumb Up

Re: Apply the same rules

And sued for mis-paid salary.

2,000 dot-word bids rocket ICANN onto $350m cash pile

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Re: facebook

or just: facebook