Posts by LaeMing

Like they say:

No honor amongst thieves.

Re: Why does the indusrty...

Yes. Half-naked (and wholely naked) women is what the internet is for.

Yes, if I was the kind to not know better, putting the computer under a towel with a boiling jug (and some eucalyptus oil?!?) would be my first thought.

Re: Gobsmacked

The concept of /privacy/ is a bit of an anti-thesis to the whole concept of /social media/, me thinks!

Re: In Australia?

Oh yes. In Australia.

"Like meatloaf through a straw"*

These are the days of our....

*John Blackman, some time in the '80's.

I am assuming OP was bring in the xerox reference quite deliberately there.

Re: well

Which is why he must step down. Can't have judges who know stuff about what they are judging, they might influence the outcome of the trial all 'wrong'.

Re: Lightnessness?

An MPS is, like, black hold dense. That is why any sensible things that enter an MPS will end up over the event horizon and never be able to return to our universe.

Re: Too late

I think Mr Zuckerberger would disagree.

His IPO was 'just right'.

In the former Soviet Union

The UI hates you.

Quick!

What is Mandarin Chinese for "Bring Back the Porn!"

Re: As an overweight person

I didn't say he got Chron's from being thin. He almost wasted away from developing Chron's, as you said.

Re: Too much!

Be patient. Before long you will likely be able to buy a pallet-load for that price.

Re: Repeat after me

Computers do exactly what they are told. They do it faster than a human can realise they told it the wrong thing.

Re: cue Dr Bobby Tables

And Hen4ry (the '4' is silent).

But engaging adverts cost money!

Which can be better spent on coke* and hookers**.

* The powder, not the drink.

** The sex worker, not the football player.

The paperless office died when we stopped using clay tablets.

Re: Sir

That is the one where you show the zombie 14yo boys a suggestively titled download progress bar and they are too busy eagerly waiting for it to finish to fend off your attacks.

As Leonard Cohen sang (Tower of Song)

"The rich have got their channels in the bedrooms of the poor"

Re: Gee... May I suggest

As long as his generously-portioned man-bits jiggle pneumatically in his over-tight khakis, I'm in!

Re: To all the detractors from Europe

Of course if the honest folk are likely to be carrying a gun, then the 'hoddies' also will. And they will certainly get their shots in first, just to be sure.

It's the logo

for the 2020 Olypmics.

Which will be hosted in the country of Google (said country to be purchased and establised some time around 2015).

Re: "Design dilution"?

Patents that don't contribute to the progress of society as a whole are contrary to the entire point of the patent system. Certainly scrap THOSE ones!

Re: Telescopes

Good point. I only have access to a cheapie refracting one.

Re: Basically Junk

Well yes, I wouldn't be actually buying them either. "Not Ghastly" is probably the best recomendation you could get for any of this sort of tat (whatever country - the Australia Day tat is just as bad: often the same stuff but for 3/4 of the image used).