* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

Japanese firm lifts lid on Android-controlled toilet

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Happy

Choice of words!

"Smartphone penetration" may not have been the best phrase to use in this context!

Boffins spot planet that could support life... just 12 light years away

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Happy

Re: Consider the inhabitants.

I was thinking something crab-like, but Hard-Corbetites is good too!

New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

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Happy

Re: haaaahhhhhaaaaaaa

Yeah, they are just wannabe-wankers.

North Korea's satellite a dud, say US astroboffins

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Joke

Re: Is it known for sure that the satellite had any significant technical purpose?

It gets whites clean in just 55 minutes?

Won't follow Apple Store rules? How 'bout an iTASER TREAT!

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Re: Xiaojie?

May be an in-family name, though. Informal names like 'Little Sister/Brother' are in very common usage, often used more than the person's formal name in anything but formal settings.

Linux kernel dumps 386 chip support

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Holmes

Whelp!

No-one wanted to do the work for fun. No-one wanted to pay to have it done. That's the way OSS flys: no-one wants a feature enough to maintain it, it naturally drops out. (That is a good thing BTW!)

Earthworm Jim

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Megaphone

Re: This is getting boring.

And what, prey tell, Mr Jake, is so important in your life that will be remembered 5 years after you die that your life is worth the energy it requires to maintain that wet salty bag of joyless entropy you slob in front of your screen on an internet forum in?

I am not at all into games, but I am happy for those who are to enjoy whatever harmless recreation gives them pleasure.

This is out of hand now: Apple attempts to trademark the LEAF

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Unhappy

Re: Going down in my opinion

As a Newton(TM) developer they long ago lost my respect.

Iran draws veil over lolcats, launches local YouTube knock-off

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Go

Re: Youtube without the offensive bits...

Error 434 - bring back the porn!

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Happy

As I posted some time back in response to a different article.

Soft-core = eyes visible.

Hard-core = face visible.

Extreme porn = hair visible (that's cranial hair you pervert!)

Business sues for $750,000 over bad Yelp review

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Well,

it all depends on which one is telling the truth. Was it a bad review citing legit grievances, or slander? That's for the courts to decide.

Stallman: Ubuntu spyware makes it JUST AS BAD as Windows

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Big Brother

Re: wtf were Ubuntu thinking pulling this stunt?

My guess is they were thinking "$$$$$$$$".

Explosion of DANGEROUS IT GEAR injures and CRIPPLES MEDICS

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Re: Wireless keyboard, trackball and a good desk-chair combination...

I use a trackball at home - one of those logitech ones with the ball under the thumb. It took a few weeks to get used to but I am now very fluid on it. I still use a mouse at work still but I think the trackball is generally better

At work I am not in front of the computer constantly - more often moving boxes of stuff about or climbing. about under the ceiling setting lights or data projectors for exhibitions, or or soldering or welding, etc., so plenty of varied movement away-from-desk. At home I am sitting in front of the computer for longer periods much more and I doubt I could stand a mouse there now.

World's largest miner spooked by climate change

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Boffin

Re: China imports coal?

Yes, but the coal is generally a very different (inferior) grade. Mostly sulphide-rich brown coal, which burns as dirty as ... the Beijing skyline.

Saucy Star Wars strip show - sorry, burlesque - to tour Down Under

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Happy

Hmmm. Now I think of it.

Yes, they should have got some beefcake to play 'Prince Liam' amongst all the women.

That would be parody!

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Go

Definitely an alternate universe.

Where there is presumably only one man in the entire galaxy.

Archaeologists uncover 'Unicorn's lair'

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Boffin

Re: For the headline,

Well, all the archaeologists in the story are claiming is that they found a square rock room labeled "Unicorn's Lair". The NK government is, of course, doing what governments the world over do when some scientists come up with some minor find that can be blown up into a propaganda parade.

Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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Thumb Up

Re: Slave

Slave didn't come across as very bad-ass when dealing with humans, but he had little time for Orac.

Bungie talks up 'genre-defining' Destiny shooter

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Thumb Up

AlephOne

Marathon code was open-sourced and ported all over the place. And there are fantastic graphics-update packs.

http://source.bungie.org/

Chinese state media accuses Cisco and other US giants of spying

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Thumb Up

The solution...

...is to find a way to launch both countries into opposite solar orbits so they can mutually annihilate when they collide on the far side of the sun.

Thumbs up for the Chinese giving as good as they get.

MONSTER QUASAR BLAST blows stunned astro boffins' WIGS OFF

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Linux

Yeah, its big enough, but do you know how to use it?

Belgian finds missus was born a MAN after 19 YEARS of marriage

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Happy

Most people have to hate something.

Most people here are to busy hating particular tech companies to have time for trivialities like what gender someone is/was/willbe.

Gangnam Style beats Bieber Baby, becomes biggest timewaste EVER

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Happy

My manager at work...

...was just relieved to lean her primary-school-aged kids were not singing 'do it gangbang style' in the back of the car.

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Go

Gandalf style is pretty funny.

Gun-man style is interesting for its high amateur production values.

Italians deploy fearsome SPY MANNEQUINS to win Fashion Wars

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Re: They're dummies, not statues!

Just a different sub-species. These ones don't assassinate you, they steal your wallet.

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Alert

Whatever you do...

Don't blink!

Sandy Island does exist - on a 1908 chart

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The key may be in the name.

Being a SANDY island, could it be that it comes and goes depending on prevailing tides and weather washing the seabed around?

Fanbois: The Next Generation. YOUR CHILDREN belong to Apple now

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Flame

Re: Bah, humbug!

At today's coal prices!?!

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Happy

Re: Surprised

Well, the survey was about what kids want, not what they will get.

German city dumping OpenOffice for Microsoft

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Thumb Up

Re: You mean the town shortly to be renamed...

Oops. I spent so much time on the 'License' translation, I completely mis-copied the 'burg' :-(

Thumbs up for spotting my goof! ;-)

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Joke

You mean the town shortly to be renamed...

Lizensiertberg?

Prince William 'day with my chopper' pics reveal more than intended

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Um...

the mistake was made by the photographer and/or the people releasing the photos. Other than bein the reason the photos were of particular interest to the press, what, exactly, was William's contribution to the 'error'?

Some people are just too too bitter that people other than themselves get a spotlight on them. Seriously!

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Joke

Re: Daily Mail?

Um. I think OP was joking. The tone made it rather obvious, I thought.

NASA admits hiding 'really good' news from Martian soil

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Happy

They found proof

that there IS intelligent life somewhere in the universe after all!

World's oldest digital computer successfully reboots

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Go

Just you wait!

Windows 9 will have a DIP-switch and incandescent-lamp user interface.

How Intel's faith in x86 cost it the mobile market

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Re: I always thought the 68xxx range had an edge over the x86

So did the IBM engineers who created the PC, but their management over-ruled them due to already having an 8086 license from their electric typewriter division.

Republicans deny Hollywood pressure to pull copyright proposal

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Go

Re: long live eternal copyright

Yes, I am still waiting for my ongoing royalties on those PCs I installed back in '09. And the ones I installed in '10 too.

Sydney Uni boffin wants database to track smokers

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Go

As Sir Humphrey Applebee said in a close-enough context...

"Think of all those selfless smokers laying down their lives for their fellow countryman."

Seriously, as long as people are doing it out of the way of those who choose not, it is their bodies to do with as they like. If they make an informed decision to have a slightly shorter life in return for something they enjoy, who am I or the government who claims to represent me to tell them no. Just as long as they take it on the chin without whining when the fun is over and it is time to pay the price!

Lawyer sues Microsoft rather than slot an SD card into his Surface

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Meh

16Gigabytes!!!

And here was me getting stroppy a few years back when I had to expand my root partition from 4GiB to 8GiB to fit my Linun OS and all its app(lication)s on with room for temps, logs, etc.

'I'm a PIRATE' confessions spew from OED iPhone dictionary

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Unhappy

Re: Fools

The devs. probably have shares in Twitter.

I have a Twitter account for work - I use it to broadcast announcements to students, a task for which is is very well suited. But have no personal use for one.

Man, 19, cuffed after burning Remembrance poppy pic is Facebooked

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Boffin

Re: God dammit

Also, US flags get burned all the time. You are not allowed to just chuck them in the garbage bin and incineration is considered the most appropriately respectful method of disposal by those who's job is to consider how to respectfully dispose of old flags.

The GPL self-destruct mechanism that is killing Linux

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Meh

On a serious note

I shudder at what would happen if I moved my senior-cit. mum off Kubuntu. She would get totally lost in the whole missing-basic-functionality-until-you-pay-more, having-to-go-here-there-everywhere-on-the-internet-to-update-drivers-and-software commercial IT world.

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Re: Hmmm.

Wasn't article rating removed wholescale in the site redesign a few months back?

I understand why: not being able to separate the ratings based on what people though of the actual article from the ratings basted on what people think of the topic would have made the system useless.

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Joke

@DiBosco

There is one huge fundamental difference between a Repository and an App Store - a repository doesn't need your credit card number to bill you for fundamental software functionality.

It's evil and anti-American I tell you!

Swedish boffins: An Ice Age is coming, only CO2 can save us

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Re: Ice age?

That simply means there is a vertical axis. Which end of that axis is 'up' or 'down' is merely convention.

Judge denies move to ban ad-skipping DVR

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Facepalm

Re: YouTube model

I once (only once) saw a YouTube advert that was of particular interest to me. I wanted to skip back to watch a particularly interesting/informative part of the advert, but the progress controller was locked down.

Can't for the life of me remember what the advert was for now.

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Reminds me of the Lawyer's TV in 'Idiocracy' - Massive big screen mostly covered in garish flashing adverts with a tiny postage-stamp of content in the middle.

Habitable HEAVY GRAVITY WORLD found just 42 light-years away

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Go

Re: So....

and invalidate all our patents with their prior art.

Orc Assassin Rogue wins Senate seat

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Thumb Up

You go girl... um... ork.

Seriously? Even if she does spend 20hrs a week playing (and that is the average, nothing to do with any individual's time commitment), she is still spending less time than the average state senator spends fapping to gay porn. The electorate apparently knows this.

At least she might have picked up some group- and resource-management skills which will put her ahead of most politicians anywhere in the world.

The genetic button that could turn a WOMAN into a CHIMPANZEE

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Flame

Re: The genetic button that could turn a WOMAN into a CHIMPANZEE

Damned humans. Coming over here and stealing all our women chimps!

Get your hands off her you damned dirty human!