* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

OMG, like, TOTES AMAZEBALLS: Facebook made me fall into SHARK INFESTED SEAS

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Re: iOS7 update....

Just avoid the update that turns it into a brick.

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Says something, at least,

that she did allow herself to float naturally instead of panicking, not sure many could pull that one off.

ZX Spectrum REVIVED as Bluetooth keyboard

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Re: If it helps as exposition

Yes, n-key rollover isn't something you get at the CE-junk end of the IT spectrum*.

*Not only pun not intended, but had a good think about how to rephrase that to do without that word, but came up empty.

Feminist Software Foundation gets grumpy with GitHub … or does it?

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Childcatcher

Re: Patriarchal Code

spawn(lots of sons).

daughter_processesses -> market

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Happy

I've always thought it quite natural

that 0 comes* before 1.

*No pun intended but having put it there, I'm leaving it!

Harvard kid, 20, emailed uni bomb threat via Tor to avoid final exam, says FBI

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Re: You're hardly a kid at 20

One of my mum's pet peeves too: news commentators referring to clearly-adults as 'boys', 'kids' etc. She feels it doesn't encourage adults to behave like adults by giving them a get-out label.

Drawers full of different chargers? The IEC has a one-plug-to-rule-them-all

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@Number6

Yes, you could even have a version of the power brick embedded in a wall plate or in the desk, though if you go that far, you probably should include GbEthernet in the same plug for high-current PoE.

In fact, a global standard high-power PoE with signal, DC+/- and Earth terminals would be rather nice!

Munich signs off on Open Source project

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Re: Good luck finding a replacement auditor that doesn't rely on Excel

It will take exactly as long as it takes one of the potential contractors to realise they can win a big contract by not relying on Excel. Then the dominoes just keep falling.

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€30 million

is a pretty small price to pay for an organisation that size, just to get unlocked from a good deal of vendor shinigans!

(Yes, I know AC pulled that number out of his virus-riddled BackOrifice, but even if the number was true - tiny price to pay for the benefits brought).

Jupiter moon Europa spotted spraying WATER into SPAAACCCEE

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Joke

All them Aliens

invading Earth for our water O_o could have saved themselves a lot of bother.

(Of course they could have harvested direct from the Oort cloud too).

...

Hmmm, maybe global warming /is/ a myth and the real reason sea levels are rising by a few mm a year is the Aliens have found an alternate source!

Thought of in-flight mobile calls fills you with dread? Never fear, US Dept of Transport is here

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What section sir?

Chanting or non-chanting?

Fisher-Price in hot seat: iPad bouncy chair lets APPLE BABYSIT tots – parents

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Unhappy

Re: I can't wait to see the socail experiment unfold in real life.

I have saved enough to build my concrete bunker now. Just waiting for it to become bad enough to build it and move in!

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Re: Old

"The Worst Things for Sale" http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/12/10/ipad-chair-for-newborns/ covered it last week too.

I don't agree with the 'worstness' of everything the blogger cites, but find the site terribly amusing, if somewhat depressing.

Meet NASA's Valkyrie: A silky busty robo superhero that'll save your life

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Happy

Re: lube points

1) http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Grease_nipple&redirect=no

2) it just bounces back up!

We'll predict your EVERY MOVE! Facebook's new AI brain talks to El Reg

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Re: Subtitle is....

I signed up for all three. Not with my real identities of course! I'm not a complete zonk!

Only use twitter for work (make work-related announcements to students).

Left FB from general boredom with it.

Never officially closed my SL account, but only use OSS VR environments these days (and not for social things, generally).

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This could be the best thing ever!!!111!

Once AIs can predict everything people will do on FaceBook, they can be left to it to and people can get back to with doing something useful.

For efficiency, we can house the AIs on racks interleaved with the racks housing the FaceBook servers in one big bunker on the back-side of the moon, along with office space for all the data miners and ad-men.

Then fill it all up with quick-set concrete.

Its the only way to be sure!

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I believe that is their biggest hurdle.

When giving an advanced AI the task of spending all its time on FaceBook, how to keep it from deleting itself!

Junior telcos tie knot in NBN Co copper plan

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Unhappy

Re: Can Aussie pollies do anything right?

But virtually no-one would vote for them anyway, because the average human can't handle a choice of more than 2 options.

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Re: The problem is us tax payers have to pay the cost of their lack of foresight

The problem is us tax payers (in aggregate) keep voting for the buggers!

Bigger on the inside: WD’s Tardis-like Black² Dual Drive laptop disk

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Re: Linux support... well, who can say?

If it doen't come up on MacOS immediately without extra drivers, I would strongly assume it wouldn't be any different on Linux. It wouldn't be the first or second drives from a major drive manufacturer (WD, Segate, both) have some some funky custom chipery that /isn't/ industry standard and requires special drivers (though at at least in this case - unlike the two previous I alluded to -- they might actually have an excuse this time!).

'Copyrighted' Java APIs deserve same protection as HARRY POTTER, Oracle tells court

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Re: Precedent

Wasn't it just a couple of specific instructions, which Godson didn't implement for that reason?

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Nah

Just use UUIDs for all your method and variable names.

Come on! It will be fun! Honest!

Customs cops shutter 700+ domains in global anti-piracy blitz

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Trollface

Re: .uk, .com and .gov

That sounds like the domains of a bunch of criminals to me!

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The real fear...

...is that the punters may come to realise that the shoddy knock-offs are usually of the same quality as the shoddy branded stuff. They do all come out of the exact same sweat-shops, afterall.

eBay chairman: 'Don't make payback a bitch for Anonymous hackers'

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"some of the upgrades required to block further attacks"

I defininately agree that paying for this ^^ shouldn't be at the attackers' expense, since it is clearly something that should have been paid for long before they arrived on the port. (No comment on the rest as I don't have enough info).

Drone expert: Amazon's hypetastic delivery scheme a pie in the sky

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Arrrr me hearties. Man tha mini-harpoons

I'm gunna pirate* me some flying treasure I am.

*in the traditional sense of 'pirate'.

...

Hmmmm. Shooting down delivery-drones for their contents would likely make a good GTA minigame!

Twitter mobs attack wrong celebrity Ian Watkins after child abuse case

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Re: Not Quite

Or people should realise that with 7 billion people on the planet, namespace collisions are going to happen!

NBN day of action fizzles as just 20 show at Turnbull's office

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WTF?

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Didn't know about this event.

Have a job I had to be at anyway, nomatter how much I support FTTP.

Apple stalls iWatch, 12.9-inch iPad from Quanta rumored for mid-2014

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Joke

Re: Maxipad

Um. I think that was the joke!

XBOX ONE and PS4, you'll make us RUN OUT of INTERNET

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Re: I wonder if they ever heard the story

Yeah, sueing him for IP infringement of their business plan is their fallback financing option.

Antidote for poisonous Aussie Red-Back Spider venom DOESN'T WORK

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Re: Second most feared??

I alway know when it is time to spider-bomb mum's back shed for red-backs because of all the sucked-dry skink (small type of lizard) carcases littered around the corners of the space. Hungry little critters, and while a single red-back bite won't necessarily take you out, they often like to live in communes, so getting bitten by just one is less iikely. Just looking where you are sticking your bare body parts before sticking them there is generally a good enough strategy for dealing with most Aussie crawlies, though

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Re: Red backs are way down the list ...

Just remember the first aid for red-back bites is quite different to that for other spider bites - I always have to look that one up in first-aid training!

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Re: Second most feared??

Huntsmen definitely do like to hide behind the sun visor. My sister nearly ran my mum off the road when one fell out on her, age about 14 (my sister, not the spider).

As said above: Huntsmen look bloody terrifying, but are generally harmless from a biting point-of-view.

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Dell's Android PC on a stick to ship with Santa

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Trollface

Re: Same shit new wrapping?

They are obviously relying on most of their corporate-purchase customers not being aware of DealXtreme!

(To be fair, stuff shipped from the far North* generally doesn't come with the sort of support contracts that Dell Corporate offers).

* far East? That's New Zealand isn't it?

Malcolm Turnbull's website makes funny Facebook fan numbers

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Re: Let's face it

Copper... Bleeding.... He must be a deep-ocean cockroach. I knew it!.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemolymph

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Megaphone

Re: The Liberals Just Don't Get It

Assuming the landlords care. A typical landlord around this area won't let the agent repair anything without their full involvement in pinching every penny they can, while generally being unavailable for their agent to even contact much of the time.

Deep beneath melting Antartic ice: A huge active volcano

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Green Mars

I recall Kim Stanley Robinson predicted as much!

Google SO CAN scan ALL BOOKS onto its sites - judge

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Re: Wrong on so many levels

You would, but an entire chapter isn't an 'extract'. And 'contracts' don't over-ride actual law. Ever. If the law says you can, all the warnings in the front of all books mean naught but a weak attempt at denying the audience their clearly-legally-defined rights.

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Re: Google gets to decide what's an excerpt

No. Established copyright laws decide the point at which an excerpt becomes a copyright breach.

Google does enough evil in the world without making up more of it for them.

SECRET draft copyright treaty LEAKED: Meet the Trans-Pacific Partnership

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Re: The only way to beat them

No, stop the planet long enough to throw /them/ off.

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Facepalm

Just a thought.

When everyone is in jail, who will buy all the product to pay corporate "leaders'" bonuses? Or pay any taxes to pay politicians' salaries? Or pay taxes to pay for keeping everyone in prison, for that matter?

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Unhappy

Re: Wait a sec ...

I was thinking that too - licence to breed is coming and unfortunately the qualifications to get one will not be related to the ongoing viability of human civilisation.

Unbelievably RARE, two-horned 'UNICORN' SPOTTED in woods

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Re: Enquiring minds want to know...

Tastes like pheonix.

MPAA, RIAA: Kids need to learn 3 Rs – reading, writing and NO RIPPING

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Careful what you wish for.

If everyone really did become a 'responsible creator' I can already hear Big Media screaming about 'home creativity destroying the professional creation industry' because people are too busy exploring their inner selves to buy the mass-produced version..

Anonymous threatens cyberwar with Anonymous

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Joke

"Or we will make your internet network destroyed.”

Too late! Turnbull beat you too it.

KRAKOOM! iPad Air explose in fireball, terrified fanbois flee Apple store

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It's Australia!

Here, even the iPads are trying to kill you.

Blood king of the tyrannosaurus, grandad of T-Rex

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Happy

Re: Machine gun ?

"...blatant disregard for causality."

Unless you are the reason they went extinct, in which case causality requires you to go!

It's the Inter-THREAT of THINGS: Lightbulb ARMY could turn on HUMANITY

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Re: "check their condition and predict failures."

"Open the Garage door, HAL!"

"I'm sorry, Dave, I cannot do that."

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Re: What problem does the internet-connected lightbulb solve?

The problem of people still being able to turn on their own lights after it is discovered they violated some EULA.