* Posts by Lars

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Kiwi judge rules Kim Dotcom can be extradited to USA

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Re: Southern? Cross?

@ GrumpyKiwi

"once he's in the US there is still the small matter of actually proving beyond reasonable doubt before the courts and a jury."

Yes, I was brought up with that nice idea too about reasonable doubt before the courts and a jury. "Twelve brave men" and a mindset in that direction. But things have changed, the reality become different.

I don't give a shit about a fat prick who decided to call himself Dotcom. This is all about a legal system and a legal system that is not legal at all, and about extraditions. Somehow I don't think NZ will extradition inhabitants to Thailand if they make a joke about the King's parrot, nor do I expect the NZ legal system to extradition women who drive cars to Saudi Arabia. In short who the hell do those elected to represent the people in NZ believe they where elected to represent.

We have looted the world from the very beginning, some more successfully than others. but never in human history has any country been as successful in looting its own people as the USA. Never in human history has so many had so little reason to celebrate so few. I would not support even extradition of Americans to that legal system.

Still this is WhateverMas, and as long as we are able to laugh and be cynic, merry and awful lets not forget that the worst is still to come.

Samba man 'Tridge' accidentally helps to sink request for Oz voteware source code

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Re: Complex? It's an STV election...

"I could design a ballot paper that would be human readable, and therefore easily verifiable, as well as machine readable, and therefore able to be loaded to the dB quickly.".

Not punch cards. Sorry, but I had to get this off my chest.

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Re: Somewhat disingenuous headline

"as the article says, release of the source would enable competitors to see what and how the software works and that's a valid reason to reject an FOI request.".

I suppose there must be lots of countries with the same voting system in this world all drooling to have a look at this secret source code. Please.

Judge adds new army to Uber driver suit

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Please

Please Uber go Unter. And what the hell is it with you at ElReg, nothing about the UberSturmFuhrer Der Trumpf during the whole day. I woke up in the morning, such a waste of time.

US government pushing again on encryption bypass

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Re: HUMMMMMM.... so nothing to do with having Guns everywhere?

Why do you think he was shot at all. Damn it, it took me some time to add "at all".

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Re: There is rather an easy solution.

@DougS. Your solution is actually quite good, good enough for me anyway.

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"probably with some help from his family.", Slow down, where did you get that from, perhaps they used encryption within the family and it would have never happened, and so forth. Perhaps they used encryption to get all those guns too.

Enraged Brits demand Donald Trump UK ban

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Re: Follow the money

More about the guy as a businessman in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCIwXdQ9p90

I don't like that guy and since some time ago, when I see his small round mouth my arse has started to argue with him, very annoying, I can't understand the language but I feel the smell. Coat as there is no icon for diapers.

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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Re: Solution: More free speech, not less.

@ gazthejourno

A country run by a dictator is called a dictatorship, no need to use any fancy words there. A wartime industry is centralised, of course. Happened in each and every country that took part in WW2. Very few cars for normal use were built in the USA during those years, for instance.

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Re: Exam question

@ Laura Kerr

Thanks for your upvote, and had I read your previous comments I would not have questioned your motive.

And while Herr Trumpf is what he is, the real problem is that people are prepared to vote for him. There are commentards here who claim those who vote for him are stupid and uneducated, but I don't find that explanation good enough. Apparently Rupert Murdoch is ready to endorse Carson, a one trick pony, who I find even more dangerous than Trumpf.

There was a time when I took part in choosing and selecting new young programmers into the company. Had one of those boys or girls told me God asked them to become programmers, I would have very gently and politely pushed them out of the office. So good by, 1/3 of Republican candidates. I just cannot get it. Among all Trumpf's lies the Bible lie I can accept.

We have this feeling that all politicians are stupid and ..., with good reasons, for sure, sometimes. But we can also turn it around. All those candidates throw their fishing nets into the electorate to catch as many votes as possible. While I would rather see Hillary as the next POTUS than any Republican in this election, I still have to wonder about her net. On the subject of affordable health care she goes - "we are not Denmark" and she knows some Americans will go - "yes, how silly, only a small country without any natural resource's can afford it while the worlds richest country cannot". As for affordable health care again, "look Americans, we cannot give that to Trumps kids. And, of course, some Americans will go, heck no, not for them and not for us either. Hillary is not stupid, but does she really know how much will end up in her net.

Bernie is the only candidate who believes that Americans are not that stupid and uneducated. I have friends and relatives in the USA, and I really hope he is right.

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Re: The scary thing

One scary thing is that we actually comment on that twat. As for "presidential", yes indeed when you choose your presidents like here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FPrJxTvgdQ&list=RD2FPrJxTvgdQ#t=3

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Re: Exam question

"Now answer this question". I think you are quoting "Mein Kampf", just swap Muslim for Jew. Why you do it is beyond me.

Apple pays two seconds of quarterly profit for wiping pensioner's pics

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Re: It's official now.

"Maybe the guy didn't have a password set either?" Maybe he didn't have a computer either, most likely not the only person in the world with just a phone, my aunt aged 91 comes to my mind. Backup?.. what .. please my knees!. What the hell, you expect the car you take to be repaired to contain your stuff when you get it back.

Vote for me, Hotspot Hillary – I'm your $250bn broadband builder-in-chief

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Re: Call me suspicious

I am not sure if I understand you. In the Nordic countries (and many other countries) broadband is both faster and cheaper than in the USA because there is competition. The ISP I use for the line to my house is by one ISP but my dongle is with an other, and I could add a few if I wanted. Still some Americans call the Nordic countries "socialist" while at the same time Americans seem to have less and less choice and call it capitalist, very funny, although it makes me laugh less and less. Are those Nordic ISPs run or sponsored by the states, no. There is not one country or one area in those countries, and you can add many more European countries, where you have only one ISP to choose from and no competition, not so in the USA.

As for Bernie Sanders, he has indeed forced Hillary to speak about real issues, stuff that actually interest normal Americans, even blabbermouth donald seems to take a page or two from him.

Bernie does refer to the Nordic countries, perhaps he should not, perhaps he should speak about some new fantastic all American invention like affordable health care and education never seen anywhere else in the world before. Is he just too honest and just not stupid enough for the American people, we shall see.

And of course there is the word democratic socialist, in Europe the word tends to be social democrat which again is capitalism with a social conscience the way I see it. Still a one ore two word sentence is never enough to explain anything.

Safe Harbor solution not coming any time soon, says Dutch minister

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It's not a clash of cultures...It's a clash of stupidity. It's a clash of power. Does anybody really believe that Republicans like Donald and (insert any name...) actually represent the American people. Balloony for bollocks. Please Americans, there is nothing here you will not agree with. Please Republican voters, it's not your fault, it's just that that party doesn't represent you anymore.

Google to end updates, security bug fixes for Chrome on 32-bit Linux

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Wile

While my first language is not English, but still a Linux user, I cannot find any sense in this article.

Brits learning from the Continent? Authority, digi gov wheezes and the Autumn Statement

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Re: Distrust

Interesting, but could it have more to do with Britain still being more of a class society than any other western European county. The small is interesting too, as aunt Hillary said, the USA is not Denmark, like the poor idiot at Fox News too, Denmark is a small country. I suppose, with that logic, Botswana should be twice as good as Denmark. Suppose that has more to do with education, or as the Americans prefer to say "socialism". Poor Americans, look at what the Republicans have brought up for the presidency.

VMware lawsuit fallout causes funding issues for GPL lobby group

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Re: Selling free software

@Jamesit, Yes, and as I think some people might miss-understand your comment, this is from your gnu.org link:

"Many people believe that the spirit of the GNU Project is that you should not charge money for distributing copies of software, or that you should charge as little as possible—just enough to cover the cost. This is a misunderstanding.

Actually, we encourage people who redistribute free software to charge as much as they wish or can. If a license does not permit users to make copies and sell them, it is a nonfree license. If this seems surprising to you, please read on." That why the "too" in my (as in money too).

The "Free" is a bugger, some in politics will deliver their free speech for free and then again the same spin for good money at some "dinner", where you are free to pay but not free not to pay, and so forth.

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Re: ''GPL campaigning ... at odds with corporate sponsors''

Please don't mud the waters with "If you get something for free don't..". The F in FOSS stands for Free (as in money too). And If I put together anything, what ever, using GPL software I can charge what ever , selling to who ever, who is willing to pay for if. What I have to do, if I conform to the GPL, is that I admit it (like in copyright), and I share the tweaks I have made to the software I distribute (if I made any) with the FoSS community. That is, in short, all there is to it.

Still some companies find this difficult to grasp, Cisco, for instance, tried to fuck the rules years ago, probably because they felt they are too big to bother. To day you find a page in the manual referring to Linux. Using Linux as an example. And more or less all big companies who use Linux simply take part in that community, IBM have hundreds of people taking part because they gain from it (we, who ever we are, gain too).

I suppose the MS FUD, apart from lack of information, is behind this silly confusion.

As for the sentence "The Software Freedom Conservancy is turning to open source citizens to fund its operations and reduce its reliance on big tech". Yes I do think "The Software Freedom Conservancy" is needed, and as for the "big tech", perhaps some have got it and apply the rules and perhaps some feel to big again. Who knows, and this after twenty years with these simple rules.

Europe didn't catch the pox from Christopher Columbus – scientists

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Re: Famous people who died from syphillis--Al Capone!

Trying to find some moral logic by connecting somebody to some disease is just silly, not that you don't know it too. And if there is somebody out there who doesn't get it, try cancer.

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Re: It was around before that

@ Voyna i Mor, Where ever you live you have the right to demand that the system you pay for is capable of providing affordable education and health care to the whole community. Democracy and lack of education doesn't mix well. Should you Americans not by now understand why you are so hopelessly behind the rest of the western world when it comes to education and health care. Please wake up.

Taxi for NASA! SpaceX to fly astronauts to space station

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Re: Boo, hiss

Please LazLong. It's not that I can't understand your point, but seriously, the sentence "they will be riding in one of the safest, most reliable spacecraft ever flown." is PR and it's just too early to claim it. Let me give you an example of how we all react. Long ago in a foreign country I heard a good stupid joke, and everybody was laughing, some years later I told that same joke in that same country and surprise, surprise, it wasn't funny at all, and the simple reason was that I, as a foreigner, told that joke. We tend to react that way. Some time ago I happened to look at the F1 Brazil 2007 race:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQQSevUJWXM

Very good British referees who know their business very well, but then listen to those very very "sour grapes" when they realize they won't have a British World Championship. First they are pissed off knowing that Massa will most likely let Räikkönen pass him if it helps Räikkönen and then they start to hope for cars to crash in front of Hamilton, who fucked up his race, and then they hope Alonso would suddenly decide to stop driving because, perhaps, he likes Hamilton more than Räikköen. Sour grapes indeed. We are like that even when adult.

As for anti American feelings I would like to point out that I don't think Europeans have invented any by themselves. The USA is an open society that still speaks and argues rather vividly about it's society. Of course if you are American and you criticize the "shining city upon a hill" you have to be anti American and leftist if not communist. You are like that.

Have I been able to clean up between my ears, not so sure, but at least I know where to clean.

Cat discovers GNOME desktop bug

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Beware of cats

My cats have destroyed several laptops and keyboards. first they tear out the odd key and then they piss on the keyboard. Such a lovely warm place to mark for themselves.

DS5: Vive la différence ... oh, and throw away the Citroën badge

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Re: Even the ladies are allowed to drive these days

Very interesting, do we know anything about the size, volume of their dicks, interesting, as we all know the relation between the size of the boobs education and intelligence, then again there is the arse, slightly confusing to me, right now, but do not despair, I have sent an e-mail to Trump, stay tuned.

Please give us a "half joke" icon.

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Re: Meh!

The CV2, the best "peoples car" ever, and surprisingly comfortable too. The problem is that those cars will not pass any modern crash tests to day. When people complain about the new Mini not being a Mini at all the reason is the same.

As for the Citroën DS, there is a nice story about the car here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzW_ERSgFRY

1971 Citroën DS - Jay Leno's Garage

US Presidential race becomes Wi-Fi password snark battle

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I wonder

Do Americans actually understand how funny this visa problem is. Only a undeveloped country needs to import skilled people. Developed countries are concerned about loosing skilled people. Dear Bill, should you not listen to Bernie after all. And my icon is not, perhaps, honest at all, and while China may need to build a wall regarding the internet I suggest Americans should build one too, to prevent the rest of the world to listen to the majority of their presidential candidates.

The Edward Snowden guide to practical privacy

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Off point

But what the hell, some weeks ago Snowden was just Snowden, but in this article again "NSA whistleblower".

A rather short search on ElReg come up with the following:

master blabbermouth Edward Snowden.

former NSA sysadmin Edward Snowden

rogue sysadmin Edward Snowden

Uber-leaker

Whistleblower Edward Snowden

Master NSA blabbermouth Edward Snowden

NSA master blabbermouth Edward Snowden

whistleblower in chief Edward Snowden

The People's Whistleblower

Whistleblower-in-chief Edward Snowden

international whistleblower Edward Snowden

a champion of privacy

Fast Eddy / hero whistlebower

What about having some more competition on this. (whistlebower was quite nice).

F-Secure makes SENSE of smart home IoT insecurities

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"Patching light bulbs is not going to happen,” said F-Secure chief execc". There is memory you can update and cheaper memory you cannot update, perhaps the reason.

One Bitcoin or lose your data, hacked Linux sysadmins told

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Re: ZFS is looking more and more attractive...

No, nothing "much protection against an attacker with root access!". You can, of course, prevent that, allowing root access only locally. Have I bothered about that, no, have all Linux users done that, probably not, who knows. And damn it, if you get root locally, why not take the who damned machine, or at least the drives with you. Although I know Linux is more secure than some other solutions I am still pissed off with people who think it's all about the OS. Give me a bank, any bank, if I speak the "language", I would claim I would need less time fooling people than fucking around with bits and bytes regardless of the OS or any security ever invented. Should we not also discuss more about the "human factor" among all other security risks. Damn it, better stop here.

China decides to cook its own chips – report

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Re: After the suffering comes the clean-up

"close down western markets and, no longer having to supply western customers". I am not sure I understand that sentence. But Wikipedia tells us this:

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_in_China)

"As of December 2014, the People's Republic of China has 23 nuclear power reactors operating with a capacity of 19GW and 26 under construction with a capacity of 25.7 GW"......and this should reach 88 by the end of 2020."

As for "going after western customers" the one to be built in Britain, as I have understood, is a joint French-Chinese project. (A fair amount of funny comments about that on ElReg). China has worked with France on nuclear power for years, like with the USA and Russia.

@stuart 22,

I agree, but do we need a sentence like "China has an openly interventionist national technology and industry policy". China had an industry long before Europe and has never had any intentions of not expanding it into the future, why should they. Should we not rather construct a nice sentence describing what has happened to the British industry.

NASA photo gallery: How to blow $200m of rocket in seconds

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Re: Ultimate goal

"Who did they choose for servants?", The best suited for the task of course.

How to build a city fit for 50℃ heatwaves

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Re: There is only one solution

"Dubai simply cannot exist without the MASSIVE amount of oil being pumped out of the ground". True, but then again, they know it too, and they do invest heavily in solar power. When we assume they are, for some reason, more stupid than we are, then we should rather wonder about us and why we keep living in a world that does not exist but in our head. They do have other problems too, like water, but they know that too, but on the whole, they are, in a way, more concerned and prepared for the future than we Europeans tend to be.

TPP: 'Scary' US-Pacific trade deal published – you're going to freak out when you read it

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A good deal

"In short, it's a trade deal. Overall, it's a good deal. TPP will allow corporations to sue governments"

Like employing a hore, with in short, a slight problem of her having a dick.

Voting machine memory stick drama in Georgia sparks scandal, probe

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Please

Please Americans, don't go for a computer run voting system, it's just too perfect, I could rig it as a person and a programmer, just imagine how much more appealing it would be when good money was behind it. There is just one, more or less, secure system, the pen and paper system. Old fashion you say, but "bulk" fraud is possible only using computers. Just the mention of "sticks" should tell it all.

I have no problems in imagining walking into some hospital, in the near future, where some computer voice tells me to follow the red line as I have a problem with my liver or what ever, and please note our offer of Super D-vitamins when leaving.

But the combination of computers, voting, democracy and security is just an impossible combination to day. Just too perfect, just too appealing for fraud.

Linus Torvalds targeted by honeytraps, claims Eric S. Raymond

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Re: Seems sensible for anyone with a high profile.

Note to Assange, stay away from hores in the future.

Sun of a b... Solar winds blamed for ripping away Mars' atmosphere

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Re: This is old news...

The MAVEN spacecraft confirms what NASA expected, they are after all studying just that, right!. Still worth the article, and who knows, perhaps there are readers here who did not read stuff like this in 2001.

Linus Torvalds fires off angry 'compiler-masturbation' rant

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Re: goto might disappear

If you know machine/processor code there is always, and has always been, a goto, Then you can play around with the "return" (again a goto) to produce a subrutine or what ever you want to call it. The goto will never disappear. What has mixed you up, nothing "wrong" with that, is the sentence "Goto considered harmful" or you are taking about some makro language like Algol, a nice language, I used 40 years ago, perhaps there was a goto there too. Then again, why the hell, did I goto into this.

European Parliament votes to grant Snowden protection from US

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Re: The US government is something different than the US people.

Hello naughtyhorse. Lets have a look at that "1/2 of the population", it's a good question. In a two party system like the one in the USA it's either or, or nothing. The "nothing" part of the US voters is huge and disturbing. But the either or is also sic. Never in my life have I been confronted with the same hopeless choice as the Americans. Let me give you an example, when the Republicans, for reasons I will never understand, came up with something as totally mad as Sarah Palin. Most people voted for the party of their choice, what ever, for ever, probably true in any country. So American Republicans voted for the Republicans all the same, or did not vote at all. To suddenly switch from friend to enemy is hard.

In other words, a two party system is not good at all, as has been so obvious in the USA for years.

The USA needs one or several new parties to regain democracy but those two old parties will fight such an development as vigorously as any one party system. I would claim Canada is a more democratic country because they have been able to much avoid a pure two party system, much due to the French probably. (this to tease you Brits, of course.)

The Presidential circus, the Republican cacophony, some later day.

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Re: Thank you, Europe.

Equally when we rant about the USA it's not about the people but about what has become of the "land of the free".

In an earlier comment the TTIP was mentioned and it's rather funny to listen to Herr Trumpf ranting about how the US is ripped off by foreign countries because of the trade agreements made. Does he not know those agreements are written by the US industry ripping off the US population. What a sly guy. Some time ago, on FOX probably, some lady was weeping about how foreign countries now can take the US to court if they are not allowed to sell their shit in the USA.

Perhaps it would be better for us to ask the US population to oppose the TTIP.

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Re: Good news, indeed!

I have no problems understanding the for and against regarding Snowden, but we will always end up with the question if, we as humans, are allowed to expose our "lords" for wrong doing or not. In a perfect world our "lords" would be self-regulating themselves in the superb way our industry has done it too, he he. Then there is the question of humanity and decency regarding the law, especially regarding the US law.

Absolutely mad sentences for the small guys and nothing for the real big crooks. This difference between the US and Europe has become just too big to accept, (where does the US fit in regarding death sentences Saudi Arabia, Iran, China). even if the the big crooks probably get away as easily. What has made you so damned scared about the world and your own population.

Good for you MEPs, nice, but will you actually do something.

RoboVM: Open source? Sorry, it's not working for us

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Open source

Open source is a very voluntary thing. If nobody is interested then forget it. Many companies have flirted with it to no avail.

Northrop wins $55bn contract for next-gen bomber – as America says bye-bye to B-52

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The video

Off topic, but I have started to get the error message 2035 when trying to play videos on theregiter. Anybody with the same problem (and a solution). Konqueror doesn't work either while Youtube and similar work.

Deutsche Bank's creaking IT systems nervously eyeing bins

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Re: Private Cloud...

Why do we actually call a Private Cloud a cloud, well, perhaps I'm a bit tired in the head and in my private cloud right now.

European Parliament rejects amendments to net neut rules, waves through law

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Re: We're all doomed

"understanding to make technical decisions on our behalf? And how should such decisions be made?"

Damn good question. Probably old. I would wager the stone axe guys where pondering about it too, if not them, certainly their wifes regarding crocks.

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Re: MEPs...

Just try to vote for the right MEP next time. You did vote, did you not.

Reg reader post-pub chef brews superscharf currywurst

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And the stuff I dry to avoid when walking on the street. I do like these articles but I have not earlier understood how difficult it apparently is to take a "delicious" pic of food.

We applied to Google's €150m journalism fund – here's what we sent in

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A co-writer

Try to get Noam Chomsky as a co-writer. And no, I'm not joking. Twenty years ago I felt there was a bit of hot air about him while to day I feel I did not listen.

New Horizons: Pluto? Been there, done that – now for something 6.4 billion km away

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Re: Slow download speeds

The first Linux distro I downloaded at hone, a Helix Code took some 8 to 9 hours, 99 perhaps. The earlier RedHats I downloaded at work until I was told "nicely" not to do it anymore.

Boffins: Comet Lovejoy is a cosmic booze cruise spewing alcohol across the Solar System

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I wonder

"as much alcohol as in at least 500 bottles of wine every second during its peak activity," said Nicolas Biver of the Paris Observatory, France," Would a British boffin have talked about x bottles of whisky or beer. Hmm perhaps there is some life in booze after all.

Wailing kiddies face Xmas Legogeddon

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Re: Yeah, right.

Yes, I would prefer Meccano too. Very fond memories, although I was a bit pissed off with the quality of the nuts and I am sure the paint was toxic. The "problem" with Lego, as I see it, is that there is this predefined picture of what to build and your kids will lose interest half way and you end up putting the damned thing together (no kids around anymore, and your wife has decided to hide the whisky). Rather just let them build what ever comes to their mind. The younger the kid the bigger the blocks should be.

Damn it, has Christmas started in Europe too.