* Posts by Lars

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Brexit judgment could be hit for six by those crazy Supreme Court judges, says barrister

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Re: what a farce

And worst of all the pound has recovered slightly.

EU announces common corporate tax plan

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Re: finally a brexit benefit (for EU)

Hold on Ledswinger, this is what you wrote not that long ago. 13 Sep 2016

"As usual. Big fat bastard corporation doesn't really want to pay UK salaries much of the time, or any UK taxes that it can avoid. But wants access to UK courts and legal system, privileged lobbying access to our government, and to have ready access to such UK research as it chooses to conduct here.

Hypocrites.".

What makes you so upset when the EU tries to do something about the tax avoidance.

Lessons from the Mini: Before revamping or rebooting anything, please read this

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Re: El reg does it agian

What are you actually complaining about.

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_%28marque%29

BMW redeveloped the entire Cowley plant, demolishing much of the factory, to create a new factory and renamed this "Plant Oxford", on the site of what was historically the Pressed Steel Company's Cowley Body Plant and next door to what was historically the Morris factory.

2009, the Mini was Britain's seventh best selling car - the first time that a BMW-era Mini had appeared among the nation's top 10 selling cars.[76] It also was Britain's seventh best selling car in June 2010.[77]

Mini sales worldwide were up 22% in 2011 over 2010, with 285,000 cars delivered across the globe. In the U.S., the brand’s largest market, 57,000 were sold in 2011, a 26% increase over 2010. The next two largest markets, the United Kingdom and Germany, saw 13% and 28% sales increases last year, respectively.[78]

A total of 301,526 Mini vehicles were sold worldwide in 2012.[11] The largest national market was the United States, with 66,123 units sold, followed by the United Kingdom with 50,367.[11] The Mini Countryman sold a total of 102,250 units in the year.

The moaners of Europe.

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Re: Are you saying the mini revamp was a success?

@ Mutton Jeff

Spot on, and I doubt anybody, to day, would rather drive the old Mini if they had to choose, no money involved. But this story and the comments are about something else, a trip into memory lane. brand recognition, adjectives and most of all, for some Brits, the confusion and inability to understand or accept the reasons for the demise of the British car industry.

Some cars made in S.Korea are sold as Chevrolet in Europe, the diesel is VW and the not so modern gearbox is GM and the rest whatever, far as I know. I have no doubts that some people rather have a car branded Chevrolet than, is it Hyundai?. And it would not surprise me if there was eventually a Cadillac made in China. BMV apparently counted on some brand recognition regarding the Mini, perhaps there is, perhaps there was, who cares, take it or leave it.

Some time ago there was a commentard here who claimed the British car industry went belly up because of rubbish workers. And to write something that stupid hurts me as a human being. There has never in human history existed any workers who out of free will have had any demand to be rubbish workers.

The reason for "rubbish" workers always lies "up stairs".

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Re: I was at a local....

"The original concept of an affordable, space-efficient, basic vehicle has been completely lost." So very true, but people tend to forget that the demands, the law has changed, like crash tests, air bags and so forth. If you like the original just buy one. This happened to the original Ford Mustang too and that's why you still see some of them around. Not to mention the CV2 of course. Some still love the Trabant too. I suppose the Fiat 500 is about as close as you can go to day. And don't underestimate nostalgia, you might not like that much a Mini to day.

LASER RAT FENCE wins €1.7m European Commission funds

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Re: Those of us old enough to remember . . .

"By April 1960, Chinese leaders realized that sparrows ate a large amount of insects, as well as grains.[3][2] Rather than being increased, rice yields after the campaign were substantially decreased.".

Rats on the other hand...

'Biggest ever' Linux release

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Re: "commits"

Yes, it's a bit strange, but if you start to have a strange look at the language then you will never stop wondering about how strange it is (any language).

1.

perpetrate or carry out (a mistake, crime, or immoral act).

"he committed an uncharacteristic error"

synonyms: carry out, do, perform, perpetrate, engage in, enact, execute, effect, accomplish; More

be responsible for, be to blame for, be guilty of.

"he was on trial for a murder he had not committed"

2.

pledge or bind (a person or an organization) to a certain course or policy.

"they were reluctant to commit themselves to an opinion"

synonyms: pledge, devote, apply, give, dedicate, bind, obligate

"local business leaders committed themselves to community projects"

It's nearly 2017 and JPEGs, PDFs, font files can hijack your Apple Mac, iPhone, iPad

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Re: @a_yank_lurker Cupertino is ...

The distro I use, Mageia, demands a root and a user password from the very beginning. I have used other distros too but I cannot remember even one that did differently.

2016 has been a garbage fire. But 2017's looking up – there'll be loads of IPOs, beams Intel

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2016 has been a garbage fire

And when I read that I expected a lot about Brexit and Trumpism, not so.

Sky’s CEO drops MVNO bombshell at results conference

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Reh: MVNO

Long ago I was working with web programming. Then one day my boss, who had visited a daughter company abroad came to ask me what PHP and LAMP stood for. I think I was able to keep a straight face, slightly pleased he would ask me, probably because he knew I was writing programs when he was still in kindergarten, but a bit surprised too. He had a Microsoft only background. So I told him all those abbreviations can be very annoying but that there is this whatis.com I use, if in doubt. He later came to thank me for the tip.

Brexit killed any hopes of growth in global technology spending

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No, the euro has not also correspondingly fallen against the dollar in the same period. And I consider the whole Brexit a lose/lose situation as stupid as if Trump becomes the next POTUS. This should not prevent you from being an optimist, by any means, but please try to stick to facts.

Soz, folklore fans! Negligence, not Nessie, sank WWI German sub

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And some claim

Germans have no humour.

Ubuntu 16.10: Yakkety Yak... Unity 8's not wack

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@ CrazyOldCatMan

I have a fairly similar background but went with Mageia after Mandrake/Mandriva, works fine, uses systemd but I don't really bother about it, as long as it works.

German regulators won't let Tesla use the name 'Autopilot'

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Re: I don't get it!

Perhaps used at sea first, they call pilots to assist them after all.

Dutch govt ordered to use open standards for comms from 2017

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Re: Change because of the change?

@ShelLuser, had a look at your previous comments just now and perhaps I had no good reason for calling you a troll, but then again what prevented you from entering "limux" into the search engine of your choice as the saying goes.

So here we go on the state of Limux in Munich.

http://www.ocsmag.com/2015/08/24/no-munich-is-not-considering-ditching-linux-and-going-back-to-windows/

Quite a project indeed and I am not surprised at the amount of "politics" around it. The state of things in the video.

And on TechRepublic we find this.

http://www.techrepublic.com/article/after-three-years-of-linux-munich-reveals-draft-of-crunch-report-that-could-decide-its-open-source/

"Across the council there are about 20,000 Linux-based PCs used by staff alongside about 4,163 Windows-based PCs, with Windows generally used where line of business software cannot run on anything else."........

" The staggered nature of updates to client PCs is reflected in the spread of operating system versions used by the council. The most up to date clients run LiMux 5.x, based on Ubuntu 12.04 LTS, which is run on about 45 percent of machines, 32 percent run version 4.1 and 23 percent run version 4.0.

Of the Windows machines, about 77 percent run Windows 7, nine percent run Windows XP / Vista and 14 percent run Windows 2000. The report gives the impression that managing Windows clients is more difficult because of the extent to which the configuration of each machine and installed software varies between departments, as well as processes for managing Windows machines being less well-established."

It does require guts to pull a project like this and I wish the town I live in had some of that. Also note how much Munich has contributed to LibreOffice.

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Re: Change because of the change?

Perhaps you could provide a link to how Munich switched back to Windows. But you are a troll and you won't mention Munich because then commentards could check you claims, and that would spoil your trolling. Munich is doing fine and saving money.There was a long term goal and some at Microsoft are still disturbed about Munich.

Marmite's not the only national treasure hit by Brexit. Will someone think of the PCs?

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Re: Stupid?

I am not surprised this whole Brexit is a bit confusing for many, to quote:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/14/world/europe/uk-britain-tories-hard-brexit.html?mabReward=A5&moduleDetail=recommendations-1&action=click&contentCollection=Politics&region=Footer&module=WhatsNext&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&src=recg&pgtype=article

Janan Ganesh, a columnist for The Financial Times, summed up the situation on Twitter: “There’s no plan. Each panic-inducing remark gets toned down. May as well ask your cat.”

British jobs for British people: UK tech rejects PM May’s nativist hiring agenda

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Re: Foreigners?

"outsourced foreign workers", Explain.

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Re: The elephant in the room - stagnant wages because of the free movement of labour

I think you could have added a question mark at the end of your title. While I don't know who this James O'Brien is I think he has some very good questions regarding "stagnant wages" here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgn552kz7rE

Virtual reality is actually made of smartphones

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iPhone plebs should understand that articles like this one only undermine the value of a guy like Jobs. Surprised there was nothing about him also inventing the micro computer, rounded corners and the touch screen too. He was an exceptional person, no doubt, but a mortal all the same. As for cell phones I would claim he was the only CEO who actively used and fine tuned the interface to his liking.

Mercedes answers autonomous car moral dilemma: Yeah, we'll just run over pedestrians

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"von Hugo continues to equate the value of a car as greater than that of a human". Sorry but I cannot find that statement anywhere. Lets not get too excited.

PC sales sinking almost as fast as Donald Trump's poll numbers

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Re: How disappointing...

Yes, right now I wish PC sales tanked even faster, a lot faster..

Linus Torvalds says ARM just doesn't look like beating Intel

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Re: Now that ARM has been bought by a bank its future is uncertain IMO

"I have a feeling they will end up charging a bit more and just resting on the companies laurels". Perhaps I am a bit rude but that could sound more British than Japanese on a bad day, the laurels that is. I think more companies should go private (like Dell).

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Re: Is Linus's vision really this narrow?

"perhaps he should do his bit", which bit would that be?

You're fired (into space)! Trump tops Martian ejaculation poll

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Re: Let the hate flow...

It's not hate it's disgust and I endorse this video,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rqQ5-RlwaQ

and the Fox version here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZ0r1-mvMY

'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'

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The version in English is here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQRbqc2qtY

Linus Torvalds admits 'buggy crap' made it into Linux 4.8

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Calm down

Why this fuss about some swearing once in a while. Born before the bomb, too late to sail on the big ships, to early to write any open source stuff. Thirty five years writing proprietary software, which of course doesn't change the task of programming. But my Deity I have seen broken furniture, blood on the floor, broken noses, cut car tires, back stabbing, finger pointing at guys not present, and tings I rather forget. What some commentards seem to complain about is rather "Sunday School" to me. Have those same guys any experience at all.

The reason I would like to have worked with open source is that I envy the fact that they work with people who presumably know what they are doing. While I had some very good bosses there was also some completely different. The worst you can get is a guy who once wrote one and a half meter of Basic and thinks he is an expert programmer.

An other reason is that most of the projects I have seen failing, failed the minute the agreement was signed due to an impossible timetable. Some people will know what I am writing about.

One of the reasons why Linux has become such a success, I would claim, is because they are not forced to deliver shit because of some upcoming Christmas or similar.

And what about Andrew Morton, is he hanging his head now, I doubt it, those guy know each other very well, but I could imagine he might meet BUG_ON() in some dream some night. We have very odd dreams at times.

Sophos to drop Quadsys after Five Avoid Jail

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Re: Enid Blyton

You forgot the pimples, note to parents, I you feel you have to give "kid books" to your kids, first read them, then decide if to burn them or not. Not kidding.

Super Cali: Be realistic, 'autopilot' is bogus – even though the sound of it is something quite precocious

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Re: Autopilot on an aircraf.....

"no pilot would think of going to sleep"- True, but it has happened, but one has to assume that one stops thinking when falling asleep or perhaps it's the opposite way around.

EU turns screws on Android – report

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Oh well

Started off quite well, but then it went all "orlowski" with "Slovenian search engines and Estonian app stores", perhaps ElReg should introduce a "Joke Alert" icon for articles too. And for those who ask the "why not Apple*" question, as far as I remember there was something about Apple and the EU not long ago. Apple has no near monopoly on anything and they produce and sell their iThings all by themselves.

* Such an old question, started with the Microsoft vs. EU case long ago and was as dumb then too.

Dirty diesel backups will make Hinkley Point C look like a bargain

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Re: do you work for VW by any chance?

@Steve Davies 3

As allenschaeffer claims modern Diesel engines have become better and better and can achieve near zero emissions. So far that technology comes with the large engines only.

As you mentioned VW, this study by Transport & Environment.

Dieselgate 1st anniversary: all diesel car brands in Europe are even more polluting than Volkswagen - study

https://www.transportenvironment.org/press/dieselgate-1st-anniversary-all-diesel-car-brands-europe-are-even-more-polluting-volkswagen

Which of course means VW is the least polluting* diesel in Europe, which of course, doesn't change the Dieselgate but makes one wonder about all those other brands in that chart too. Well read the article.

*The glass is half full or half empty.

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Re: Really!

@Pete65, Not sure if it's the testing or China that is your worry, but the fact is that if you want to build a nuclear plant then it's either the Americans the Russians or the French with China that can provide. The French started to cooperate with China years ago for good reasons, one being that China actually builds them, and a lot of them and testing them. They have apparently also accepted the risk and are able to finance the project in Britain. The project in Finland where then Areva accepted a "turn key" delivery has become a financial catastrophe for everybody involved. Having the Chinese involved then would perhaps have made all the difference in Finland. And Siemens is involved with the generators and hardly the problem.

So there you go, those are the options, and the one Britain took is most likely the best possible.

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Why

"The UK pays more for diesel at the pump than anyone else in Europe".

Looking at that Diesel Chart it's only the tax and duty that makes the UK expensive, is that not "self-inflicted, and if so why compare with Europe in this manner when in fact you seem to get Diesel very favourably. Or have I missed something related to the duty. Is Diesel imported from some foreign country like Scotland.

With all due respect, I have to point out that the "EU directives" has started to sound as dubious as Trump's billions.

City of Moscow to ditch 600k Exchange and Outlook licences

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Re: Email at scale is easy

Fair enough LDS.

Some more about the XP.80 from the Wiki.

"The XP-80 had a conventional all-metal airframe, with a slim low wing and tricycle landing gear. Like most early jets designed during World War II—and before the Allies captured German research data that showed the speed advantages of swept-wings—the XP-80 had straight wings, similar to previous propeller-driven fighters. It was the first operational jet fighter to have its engine in the fuselage, a format previously used in the pioneering German Heinkel He 178 V1 of 1939"

As for Russian cars, as kids me used to slam stickers with the text "Made in the USSR by slave labour" on them, provided by the MAD magazine. Very childish, no doubt, as those cars belonged to people who couldn't afford any better.

I visited Russia the first time before it fell apart and was amazed at how old their cars were.To day they are car crazy, the bigger the better. and preferably American.

Knowing history is fine especially if one understands that each country has a strong tendency to slightly "colour" its history. Eventually when the history is a bit further in the past more balanced versions are born or not. Russia had Andrei Sakharov and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. Labelled as dissidents of course. An American looking under the rug will be called a leftist, of course.

Look at how upset some Americans are with Oliver Stone and "The Untold History of the United States". Much the same with Michael Moore. Enough of this, see you on some other topic.

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Re: Email at scale is easy

@LDS, While I agree with your Russia comment, one could perhaps, in the name of words I have forgotten, mention that the German ME 262, the worlds first fighter jet and the ME 163, the first rocket fighter ended up in the USA very quickly and of course guys like Werhner von Brown.

Still, "using outdated things" they were first in space with Sputnik and Gagarin.

I write this because I sometimes think our ability to underestimate other people and countries is at times a bit too advanced. The dumbest thing you can do in an competition is to underestimate your competitors,

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"munich-may-dump-linux", They haven't and that link is two years old, Read the comments too.

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It depends

This story would be slightly different, like the comments too, if the town was London and not Moscow still the benefits would be the same. I would not say "njet" if my capital town, any town, made a similar decision, more local, more open standards and software. Linux is not mentioned here, perhaps because it's inevitable.

Portsmouth bomb about to be detonated

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Kaboom and fish

Outside my summer cottage in the archipelago there is a channel that was made deeper one summer. All granite and fairly loud explosions. After explosions seagulls would go out to get the dead fish floating around. Later after the work was done in the autumn, the seagulls would fly out to the same place after each thunderstorm, optimists.

Fingerprint tech makes ATMs super secure, say banks. Crims: Bring it on, suckers

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Re: Yawn..

My solution is to keep the max of what I can draw low enough not to make a larger problem. So far without any need for it, except once when I was unable to draw what I wanted, of course. But then, the optimist I am, sometimes, I came to the conclusion that she wasn't worth it anyway.

This is a bit lie understanding the first law of betting, which is, never bet for more than you can afford to lose.

Poor Cameron, why did nobody educate him. Looking at you, Eton College.

Icon not totally accurate.

But is it safe? Uncork a bottle of vintage open-source FUD

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Re: "Is the community relatively free of conflict?"

Jim Zemlin has a go at it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XTHdcmjenI

And Linus has a go here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOXeXauRAm0

'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's)

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@Tom7

Decent normal intelligent people don't tend to brag about their talent. For that you need something totally different, like a Trump,

I do believe kids have a different set of talents from the beginning, music is one where I think we are indeed unequally talented. Still one of our big problems is that we are very talented at killing kids talents from very early on.

And then there are teachers, good teachers (to be kind) and teachers with the ability to make it interesting.

Like, suppose you have to teach a bunch of kids about Pi. So there you go, drawing a circle and its diameter. By then, when you babble about the ratio, some of the more advanced kids will think cunt and look smug, some if not asleep will fall asleep. But if you now ask them what they need to know in order to work out the speed of the Earth around the Sun you might have their attention, and you can throw in an AU and why not some planets and moons losing no time.

I would suppose teaching kids a programming language has similar problems, spending too much time babbling about the syntax is not good, there has to be a task a problem to solve very early on or they end up knowing "all the best words" but with no knowledge of how to fit them together.

Smelly toilets, smokers and the Kardashians. Virgin Media staff grill top brass

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Re: Health and Safety

As has been pointed out it's sometimes possible to learn something from ElReg comments, I agree and I now feel I am an expert on Victorian plumbing. Mission accompliced. Some Brits apparently not amused as mixer taps are for the wussy only.

This world takes water out of lakes and rivers, the fish shit, and those pesky birds, still it's apparently better with fish and shit than no fish and shit.

This reminds me of an old woman who kept her (mixer?) tap running day and night because "running water is cleaner". That only stopped when her downstairs neighbours started to wonder what was going on with their ceilings.

I get perfectly clean water from a 80m deep drilled whole in the granite by my summer cottage, but should I test for radon too. So many questions, where the taps are just a distraction.

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Re: Health and Safety

@ I ain't Spartacus

What you properly described can be found here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_heating

What I did not know is that there is indeed a reason not to use a mixer tap, sometimes, in the UK, as described in that YouTube story provided among the comments by Robin Bradshaw "Why Britain Uses Separate Hot and Cold Taps"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfHgUu_8KgA

And that again is mentioned in the Wiki like this:

"Gravity-fed system

Where a space-heating water boiler is employed, the traditional arrangement in the UK is to use boiler-heated (primary) water to heat potable (secondary) water contained in a cylindrical vessel (usually made of copper)—which is supplied from a cold water storage vessel or container, usually in the roof space of the building. This produces a fairly steady supply of DHW (Domestic Hot Water) at low static pressure head but usually with a good flow. In most other parts of the world, water heating appliances do not use a cold water storage vessel or container, but heat water at pressures close to that of the incoming mains water supply.".

So it's indeed a very British "oddity" and impossible in a country with a winter and it's hard to believe that there could be any advantage what so ever from such a system

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Re: Health and Safety

Mixer taps is the solution like in the rest of the world, to be honest I would not believe this had I not spent time in the UK. One has to assume mixer taps are not invented in the UK and thus foreign and not good at all.

Lean in and pivot: Even Steve Jobs didn't work alone, startup boy

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Re: Exactly

"Woz is quite wealthy.".

Yes, but that is just because he refused to sell his shares in Apple Computer when Jobs desperately tried to buy them. As far as I have understood Woz was rather pissed off with Jobs efforts then.

@TheOtherHobbes, please slow down, the stuff you mention, if not already available, would have come later anyway, without any doubt. It's a bit like claiming no cars would exist without Ferdinand Verbiest or Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot and similar guys.

Innovations mostly build on previous innovations, no light bulbs without electricity, no microcomputers without a microprocessor and so forth. And yes, I did have an Apple II+ and I was impressed and Jobs was an impressive character, still I think I would rather go fishing with Woz than with Jobs if that was possible.

In a more "joke alert" mode, dear Brits now when you eventually will be able to write your own laws without the EU interfering with you. Be careful, the following law was not written i Brussels.

"The Locomotive Act (1865), which required many self-propelled vehicles on public roads in the United Kingdom to be preceded by a man on foot waving a red flag and blowing a horn. This effectively halted road auto development in the UK for most of the rest of the 19th century;".

Days are numbered for the Czech Republic

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Re: CzechMate

Czechia, easy peacy, try to pronounce the name of the town Hardwicke. Yes, Americans will fail too.

British unis mull offshore EU campuses in post-Brexit vote panic

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"got any pointers". In his movie "Where to invade next" Michael Moore deals with this question in several European countries, like here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g3Km5kSi7A

What the hell is going on, now you have May apparently believing it's possible to lineup kids at the age of eleven in the bright and not so bright, what a totally stupid idea, known to be stupid more than one hundred years ago, my Deity.

Pretending to be a badger wins Oxford Don 10 TRILLION DOLLARS

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Re: You have got to love the Igs!

Interestingly VW is still the least polluting car in Europe according to this study.

https://www.transportenvironment.org/press/dieselgate-1st-anniversary-all-diesel-car-brands-europe-are-even-more-polluting-volkswagen

TRUMP: ICANN'T EVEN! America won't hand over internet control to Russia on my watch

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Re: I honestly don't know who'd be worse

@ Big John

Like the USA Europe would have voted for Obama both times. Bush would have lost both times in Europe because he was a fool. Try surfing European news sites every now and then. You have created your problems all by yourself regarding Obama.