* Posts by Lars

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Non-'fiscally neutral' defence review is go, minister tells MPs

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Re: Defence is a white elephant

"The cases of Russians attacking someone first by comparison will be less than the fingers of one hand in the last 1000 years.".

If you are British I assume you know British history well but "foreign" history not at all. Russia attacked Sweden 1808 and took half the country, the part called Finland now. Finland again was attacked twice during the last war starting in 1939. Then again one has to remember that war was a sport among Kings and Tsars earlier, To quote the Wiki - "From 1551 to 1700, Russia grew 35,000 km2 (about the size of the Netherlands) per year.".

Super powers become superpowers for fairy obvious reasons and it's a bit hard to find any exceptions and that goes for Britain too.

Not sure about your point actually and I agree with part of it although I must ask you about which Russian capital you are referring to.

But on the more serious topic, scrap Trident it's worthless.

Pope wants journalism like the Catholic church wants child sex abuse probes: Slow, aimless...

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Educated by priests

Not always a good idea. Take poor Ioseb Jughashvili who wanted to become a priest, was abused and picked up all the dirty tricks. Decided to become a bank robber instead, fairly successful too.

So far so good, should have stopped there but went on to become Stalin.

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"Their continued opposition to contraception".

The Pope is actually not against condoms but there is opposition because he is considered too "modern", even in Britain, to my surprise. This is not exactly my field and I find it funny that the only person a Catholic priest is not allowed to fuck is his wife. He is taking baby steps but the road ahead is long.

It's 2018 and… wow, you're still using Firefox? All right then, patch these horrid bugs

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Re: slower than molasses

"I lean toward Opera.". There is also Vivaldi to consider.

Linux 4.15 becomes slowest release since 2011

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Still happy Linus has not been forced to release anything against his will or against his "better understanding", because of Christmas or something stupid. Keep it up.

I was at times, as a programmer, forced to deliver unfinished stuff for various reasons. My longest day was 54h nonstop with about 4h to go before new year. And yes, I was proud about it and I was fit for it then, and I smile about it now.

However the reason for this comment is that about say 15 years or something there was large headlines about Linus failing badly to deliver some new kernel version in time, and those headlines annoyed me because the real failure would have been to deliver shit in time and be mum about it.

Anglo, French space agencies sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G

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Re: Now just imagine ...

Yes no problem, just take part in financing it as before and everything is forgiven.

Regards

pp, Junker

Tusk

PS. No freetards allowed

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I am all for that, but before anybody claims the French are kissing up to the Brits I would point out that both the French and the Germans are ahead in that field, not that unsurprisingly.

A380 saved as Emirates orders another 20 planes, plus 16 options

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"Emirate must screw the hell of pricing out of Airbus.".

I can hear your voice, but I wouldn't be too worried (and why should I) as it is also true that Airbus is also fully aware of what other choices the Emitate has and has not.

I am not concerned when business does business with business, both Airbus and the Emirate will shake hands with a smile for good reasons.

I am more concerned when hapless politicians to business with business and even more so when not so hapless politicians do business with business for their own good, sitting at the same time on both sides of the table, smiling.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/business/airbus-a380-emirates.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-0&action=click&contentCollection=Europe&region=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article

Don't panic... but our fragile world is drifting away from the Sun

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Expecting

A tweet from, guess who, about it soon. Could it be Him or is it all about him.

NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops

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Re: Shameful

@Voland's right hand.

Yes Minister, I liked it too, but lets not forget that at times there is a difference between facts and fiction. And if there is a time to ponder about it, it's about right now.

Former Cisco CEO John Chambers says insects are the new lobsters

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Re: Finland rolls out bread made from crushed crickets

@jake, Yes I know I have to try it, and indeed it's mental. Goes for dog too they claim, far away in some countries.

People who have tried it say it's like bread (not referring to the dog).

There is also a new protein product called "Pulled Oats" that seems to interest people.

http://goldandgreenfoods.com/

"Veggie" people seem to like it a lot.

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Finland rolls out bread made from crushed crickets

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42101700

http://www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finland-news/domestic/15164-fazer-launches-bread-made-partly-of-house-crickets.html

But I think I will stick to rye bread for now.

Airbus warns it could quit A380 production

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They got their order after all

Emirates Offers A380 a Lifeline, Signing $16 Billion Deal With Airbus JAN. 18, 2018

The Dubai-based airline Emirates threw a lifeline on Thursday to the A380, the world’s largest passenger aircraft, putting in a $16 billion order for up to 36 of the planes to be delivered starting from 2020. The agreement, which includes a firm commitment to buy 20 aircraft and an option for 16 more, comes just days after Airbus said it would end production of the A380 if it did not receive more orders.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/business/airbus-a380-emirates.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-0&action=click&contentCollection=Europe&region=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article

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Re: 380b?

"Ahh, Datsun. Whatever happened to them? Borged/renamed?"

Try https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datsun

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Re: Poor choice of words..gives Emirates the opportunity to squeeze the hell out of Airbus.

"Emirates has already asked Airbus to look at re-engining the A380".

Airbus doesn't produce engines but use RR and the American brands all doing their best to improve them.

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Re: 380b?

"Nissan rebadged the Datsuns for the same reason that Mitsubishi rebadged themselves from Colt in some markets - worldwide consistency in marketing.".

It was Datsun in Finland too, the first European country to import them (1962) also the first Toyotas came to Finland. I had a 1967 Toyota I bought as second hand, The joke then was "when will you get a real Yota".

For the name change, why not use the Wiki. (trying and trying to teach you commentards).

"Datsun is an automobile brand owned by Nissan. Datsun's original production run began in 1931. From 1958 to 1986, only vehicles exported by Nissan were identified as Datsun. By 1986 Nissan had phased out the Datsun name, but re-launched it in June 2013 as the brand for low-cost vehicles manufactured for emerging markets..........".

Japanese cars came as a shock for car makers around the world, cheep, reliable no fuss cars. It took some time for European producers to recover. The Brits never did although I suppose there was other deep reasons too.

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Re: "no choice but to shut down the program"

If you look at airbus.com you find this about the A380.

Total orders 317, total deliveries 222. aircraft in operation 222. Apparently not quite dead yet, but a niche market looking at the numbers no doubt..

Also:

"As of 31 December, Airbus’ overall backlog of jetliners remaining to be delivered stood at 7,265 aircraft – a new industry record."

Google sinks cash into more submarine cables, plans more data centres

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Re: Brexiting mermaid

"Danish cable has interesting route. Bypassing the usual suspect...".

Certainly not a Brexit believer but it's simply faster and cheaper to pull a cable direct to Denmark than first to the UK, across the country and across the sea to Denmark, nor is it anything new,

Wave Tata, Capita: You've lost mega-contract to rival outsourcer

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Re: 1000 jobs tranferred

"how long before slavery is just another tool to enhance shareholder value?".

Just wait for Brexit. Icon just for polite I am.

Xiaomi the money: China's latest IPO star tastes of bubble tea

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Steve Wozniak

I am surprised Steve is not mentioned as I believe he was the first to "spot" Xiaomi as far as I remember, and I do.

France may protect citizens' liberté with ban on foreigners buying local big data firms

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Re: Energy supply, water, transport, telecoms and public health

I think you are a bit mixed up.

Worst-case Brexit could kill 92,000 science, tech jobs across UK – report

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Re: Loyal Commenter

"since you never are in possession of all the facts you should never make a decision".

Funny that, you have all the facts, even the Americans have the facts. see the Rand corp.

https://www.rand.org/pubs/research_reports/RR2200.html

"Key Findings

The economic analysis shows that the UK will be economically worse-off outside of the EU under most plausible scenarios. The key question for the UK is how much worse-off it will be post-Brexit.

The option of leaving the EU with no deal and entering World Trade Organization (WTO) rules would lead to the greatest economic losses for the UK. This would reduce future GDP by around five per cent over ten years, which is a loss of $140 billion.

Under WTO rules, the EU would also lose out economically, but nowhere near the same proportion as the UK — about 0.7 per cent of its overall GDP, which is $97 billion.".

Brexit was built on lies and dreams, perhaps on alternative facts. And there you go with a two party system where both parties are more concerned by the next election than the well being of the people.

Two idiots at the helm, "in the name of the people". What is there to expect but unicorns.

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An Assessment of the Economic Impact of Brexit on the EU27

"But in other countries we're told that the UK leaving is bad news because the costs for those other countries will significantly rise because the UK no longer contributes to the EU anymore.

So what is it, you can't have it both ways."

The EU has made it's impact assessment here:

http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/STUD/2017/595374/IPOL_STU(2017)595374_EN.pdf

Worth a read for anybody.

Abstract

This paper, managed by the Policy Department on Economic and Scientific Policies for the Committee on Internal Market and Consumer Protection, assesses the likely impact of Brexit on EU27, together with some scenarios for the terms of the UK’s secession. For the EU 27, the losses are found to be virtually insignificant, and hardly noticed in the aggregate. By contrast, for the UK the losses could be highly significant, over ten times greater as a share of GDP. Impacts on various Member States – in particular Ireland – and sectors in the EU27 could be more pronounced.

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Sunderland

I think Sunderland was mentioned in some comment.

This vid I find quite interesting much because both the politicians and the experts have a go at the problems and great opportunities involving different scenarios regarding the Brexit agreement. Also how Aston Martin and Nissan differ in how they work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F3LZTJOzSA

Business and Enterprise Cttee: Brexit and the Automotive Industry.

Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

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Re: Ee, bah, eck etc

@Pompous Git

"wheat, barley, or rye".

According to on the Wiki, "mustamakkara" black sausage what we have in Finland.

"Mustamakkara (literally black sausage) is a type of Finnish blood sausage traditionally eaten with lingonberry jam. It is nowadays available in many stores across Finland, but is held in the position of local delicacy and speciality of Tampere. Mustamakkara is at its best when bought and eaten fresh at market stalls, to which it is delivered hot in styrofoam boxes from the factories directly after baking. A typical practice of reheating the sausage is to just fry it in a pan.

Mustamakkara is known to have been eaten as early as in the 17th century and was generally cooked over a small fire, in a hot cauldron or in an oven. Mustamakkara is made by mixing pork, pig blood, crushed rye and flour, "

But as always people use what they have available, be it oatmeal, wheat, barley, or rye if they do it themselves, which they don't these days.

And then there is "Verilätty" in Finish, "Blodplättar" in Swedish, according to the Wikipedia used only also in Norway which cannot be true as it's such a quick way of using the blood.

Of course "modern" people don't like to eat blood, which in a way, is a bit silly, as you will always eat blood too if you eat meat, no matter how you kill the animal.

On blood pancakes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blodpl%C3%A4ttar

Blodplättar, or blood pancakes (veriohukainen, verilätty or verilettu in Finnish), are a dish served in Finland, Sweden and Norway made of whipped blood and other ingredients. It is similar to black pudding, but is thinner and crispier.

Blodplättar may be fried in a frying pan. The pancakes are occasionally served with pork or reindeer meat.

In Swedish, the word may also be used to refer to blood platelets."

What else, my deity how much oat porridge one had to eat as a child, and now it would probably be all for the good to day too.

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Re: Ee, bah, eck etc

The Black is blood and used around the world from the beginning of time.

The Wiki on this mentions:

"Black pudding is also eaten along the North Sea coastal regions of Fryslan and Drente (both Netherlands), in Lower Saxony from Ostfriesland to Bremen and Hamburg and Schleswig-Holstein mostly Nordfriesland, France, Slovenia, Italy, Finland, Luxembourg, Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Ireland, Sweden, Estonia, Spain, Portugal, Argentina, Latvia and Lithuania.[clarification needed]".

And I would add the rest of the world too without feeling like a trump.

And the butcher and his saviour (not the original?) is here;

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-42648624

PS. stay proud, I doubt you ever had a choice, most of us are similar in that respect. And the alternative is silly.

Up, up and a-weigh! Boeing flies cargo drone with 225kg payload

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Re: Badlands delivery ?

@rmason

I have a feeling Frenchie Lad has been down voted for forgetting the Joke Alert icon.

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Re: Badlands delivery ?

You forgot the "no-go" areas in the Netherlands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8AwFc9hlf4

Japanese giant NEC gobbles Brit IT firm Northgate for £475m

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Re: Getting sovereignty back

Business and Enterprise Cttee: Brexit and the Automotive Industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F3LZTJOzSA

People from the Automotive Industry, incl. Aston Martin explaining how it works.

FCA 'gold-plates' EU rule, hits BYOD across entire UK finance sector

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Re: Self employed and BYOD

"And for some reason we've always been the most zealous implementors of every EU rule".

And the French are the very opposite. And to believe that you have to be British. It's quite a popular idea in more or less every EU country that we <inset country> stick to the rules while nobody else does it.

Repeating bullshit year after year is how it's done, nothing new under the stars.

Security hole in AMD CPUs' hidden secure processor code revealed ahead of patches

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Re: Back in the day.....

"What am I missing?"

Only your youth.

Wait! Before you fire up that HP lappy, check the battery

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Re: Another quality delivery from HP!

"I've never had a laptop that didn't have a user-replaceable battery".

We have to pay more attention to what we buy, a lot more.

Military alliance NATO adopts official hymn

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Re: To be fair...

@ Voland's right hand,

If you want to choose something about the topic and from that part of the world, choose quality like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGiz_qbViE0

Good music has no borders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DFsF_0tfiM

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Pehaps

Finland and Sweden would finally join NATO under this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iagm6-riUus

Porilaisten marssi / Björneborgarnas marsch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B6rneborgarnas_marsch

And back to reality like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM3t-17Godc

We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare

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Re: AMD not vulnerable

Sadly it doesn't seem to be "just" a microcode error that could be mended in the microcode.

As for 64bit, AMD was indeed ahead of Intel but one could also point out that 64bit processors were available years before that.

The Wiki on AMD 64bit:

"The original specification, created by AMD and released in 2000, has been implemented by AMD, Intel and VIA. The AMD K8 processor was the first to implement the architecture; this was the first significant addition to the x86 architecture designed by a company other than Intel. Intel was forced to follow suit and introduced a modified NetBurst family which was fully software-compatible with AMD's design and specification."

Ps AMD never copied Intel, the had tp do a "clean room" to do the microcode themselves.

UK Foreign Sec Bojo to tell Kremlin: Stop your cyber shenanigans... or else!

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Re: What's happened to the UK?

@Boris the Cockroach

"hence oddities like Paris keeps Berlin time".

Perhaps, in order not to show you lack of knowledge, you should look at how GMT works in Europe and why, like here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_Mean_Time

My advice for Britain would be to join Central European Time, business would gain from it and the cows would hardly oppose it either.

As for the rest of your comment, hogwash that too, however, happy new year to everybody, regardless if at times we wake up on the wrong foot at times.

Life is so unfair at times too, look the French went for the metric system too.

And think about all those American states with neighbours who decide to take a different time zone must be annoying and all because of the cows.

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Re: What's happened to the UK?

Try to stop blaming the rest of the world, for once try to take a look at yourself, your class society so well expressed in education and in your two party system. As one British author long ago wrote - the English have been so interested in studying other people that they have forgot to study themselves.

I have a feeling that the EU will try to save you, reluctantly, from your self, as you are run by a bunch of idiots right now.

Sometimes I think Charles de Gaulle knew you too well, but that would be about the generation of Brits that should not be around anymore.

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Nobody abroad will ever take him seriously, why some Brits do it, is a bit beyond me, a sort of a nice clown perhaps, but why in such a position in the government. What a piece of cake for a fox like Lavrov.

How's this for a stocking filler next year? El Reg catches up with Gemini

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"what's the point if it's not Apple".

That is the point.

Merry Christmas, UK prosecutors: Here's a special gift... a slap from the privacy watchdog

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Re: Haa Haa Haa

@ Hans 1

Referring to British MEP's I would claim you are rather unfair as Farage wasn't the only one and I am sure there was quality MEP's too.

But you know how it is, if in an elevator with say twenty people one is farting, everybody becomes a suspect and nobody is pleased.

Written with some experience on a Linux laptop.

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Re: Haa Haa Haa

"the UK being the second largest contributor to EU funds".

No the UK is not the second largest contributor nor the second largest economy.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/france-britain-uk-world-s-fifth-largest-economy-brexit-eu-referendum-a7123761.html

Doesn't matter and I cannot see any win/win result out of this, nor was there any Brexit plan in the first place.

So we have to wait and see. Unions seldom like to lose members, I believe that goes for the UK too.

One possible loser will be Poland as they are about to lose the EU contribution if the Polish government doesn't come to their senses, the number one country when it comes to EU funding.

Jule Öl and Happy Christmas.

China may stick to its own DRAM memory soon – researchers

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Re: State subsidies will allow Chinese firms to eat everyone's lunch

"Japan almost put Intel out of business in the early '80's by dumping RAM on US markets".

That, of course, is the standard story as always, in reality Japan was just better at it with a higher yield per wafer, if I remember the expression right.

There is a very interesting book about Intel, the name is "Inside Intel": Andy Grove and the Rise of the World's Most Powerful Chip Company by Tim Jackson.

Lots of interesting stuff for us old enough to remember.

The question about subsidies is interesting too. On the other hand international trade and agreements try to keep it fair, (like within the EU too), but on the other hand everybody would like its government to support domestic industry and the country. Remember how many wanted the UK government to do something regarding ARM when a Japanese company bought it.

Regarding the USA I suppose some Americans tend to forget that the worlds largest company, the US Army, is a state subsidized company helping lots of other companies in the same manner too, like say Boeing. Only the Chinese can compete at a similar level today.

Magic Leap blows our mind with its incredible technology... that still doesn't f**king exist

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Re: Any of these seem to work in this situation...

@ Marketing Hack

If you write "-misattributed" then the same probably goes for Lincoln too, not that it matters at all.

Some interesting stuff about it here:

http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/161924

Some good marketing stuff but also a claim "Its earliest use was in French in 1684 in Traité de la Vérité de la Religion Chrétienne,a work of apologetics by Jacques Abbadie, a French Protestant.

My theory, a work in progress, is that it was first used by a angry camel buyer in a used camel shop some three thousand years ago in the Middle East, something he got from a Chinaman but forgot about.

Oh good, half of Defra's Brexit projects involve IT

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Voyna i Mor

Very true, over time I suppose fox hunting would become more interesting though.

It's quite funny to compare the landscape of Finland and Denmark as it's the opposite regarding the size of woods and fields.

Twitter's not dreaming of a white supremacist Xmas: Accounts nuked

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Re: Only the small fish?

"so who gets to decide who is "too objectionable" and who is not".

Quite simple, those who run and own Twitter.

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Re: Chad H.

@ Jonathan Schwatrz

Calm down, create a Twitter or buy it, Ban whoever you like.

It's good to remember that freedom of speech doesn't mean that anybody has to listen or repeat that speech.

We need to talk about mathematical backdoors in encryption algorithms

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ESIEA

ESIEA (university),

The École supérieure d'informatique, électronique, automatique (ESIEA) is a French grande école for engineers. Its five-year general engineering program focuses in the field of Science and Technology in the Digital Computer, electronic and automatic.

Facebook confesses: Facebook is bad for you

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"these problems are a user's own fault in the end."

So true, and I am happy I never joined. My dear wife delegated her FB to me to remember birthdays etc and do the appropriate clicking. Had enough in a few weeks and never signed on.

A FB with a less strong feeling of me being the product, perhaps.

NASA says New Horizons' next stop might have a moon

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Re: Not again...

"The Sun has no moons.". They are called planets for some odd reason.