* Posts by Someone Else

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JetBrains' unremovable AI assistant meets irresistible outcry

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...or someone phishing...

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So they /are/ sending your stuff to Teh Claude.

Along with all the admonitions by other commentards to leave Claude out of this, I suspect you may simply have misspelled "Clowd".

You're welcome.

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Re: As many comments in the Jetbrains discussion said - this smells like a marketing ploy

But those fine MBAs who have taken a CompSci course and think they understand enough about software and security and client relations [...]

Wait...What? A B-schooler taking a CS course?!? They'd get laughed out of the course by all the real nerds faster than they could trip over their own shoelaces. And B-school refugees do not like getting laughed at (plenty of examples IRL nowadays).

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Is it really a "plugin" if it can't be "unplugged"?

cf. Micros~1 and Insecure Exposer Internet Explorer.

Biden will veto attempts to kill off SEC's security breach reporting rules

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Re: Veto he should -- and must

Nah...let 'em sleepwalk their way into oblivion.

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Re: Veto he should -- and must

When the tougher CISA rules are up and running, the SEC rule can be lifted.

While it would be bad for there to be two, essentially competing, sets of regulations, the more likely scenario (and the ones these Repo's are looking to create) is that the SEC rules be shit-canned, and no CISA rules be drafted to take their place.

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Veto he should -- and must

Bitch and moan about "Grandpa Joe" all you want, but this is truly the right thing to do.

And shame on those fatass Republicons for even sponsoring such a piece of ... work.

Undoing any breach reporting requirement seems antithetical to the work a Senator ought to be doing; we asked Tillis's office to explain his reasoning, but didn't hear back.

And likely you won't. But if you were to hear back, and if somehow the good Senator were to by some miracle (or chemical inducement) to tell the truth, the statement might include something along the lines of, "Well, my handlers/sponsors/patrons/leash-holders don't like this because it exposes how shit their security practices are, and exposes the lie that the canned statement 'our customers' security is important to us' really is. After all, if our corporate owners -- er, donors were to actually have to invest in proper security, well, they might not have quite as profitable a quarter, and this would materially affect their bonuses, and we can't have that, now can we?"

LockBit shows no remorse for ransomware attack on children's hospital

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This might be...

This might just be one of the very few acts that would justify the Alabama Attorney General's recent bleatings about capital punishment.

Windows 10 users report app gremlins after Microsoft update

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Re: Alternatives

Hmmm, from frying pan to fire...

There may be an advantage there, but might be hard to see without a magnifying glass.

Cory Doctorow has a plan to wipe away the enshittification of tech

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Re: Not sure his plans to fix it are realistic

You're Ron DeSantis, and I claim my $5...

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Re: It's everywhere

Seems to me that if you want to be the kind of business that can "carry on nicely making their steady profits", that you need to be (and stay) privately held.

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Re: Bog Zech?????

Organisations tend to self-perpetuate beyond their initial scope.

cf. Illinois Tollway.

If you use AI to teach you how to code, remember you still need to think for yourself

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Re: An almost universal confusion

This!

Linus Torvalds flames Google kernel contributor over filesystem suggestion

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I'm not on the mailing list. So I don't have context. But am I to understand that Linus is never wrong, and that his opinion is The Law?

US judge rejects spyware slinger NSO's attempt to bin Apple lawsuit

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NSOs whole model is based on the (wholly wrong) premise that governments are above the law and can do anything they please.

Is "t'pineapple"1 on their board?

1a.k.a. tRump, for those of you new to these fora

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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Re: Got history completely wrong

Thank you Liam for the clarification, and the links. Not familiar with "Alto" but spent many hours in front of the 850 and 860....

BTW, 860 far superior to the 850...

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Re: Got history completely wrong

The Alto had no standard menus, no menu bar, no pull-down menus, no window control buttons, no dialog boxes, no standard action buttons, no desktop icons, indeed no desktop: no graphical file management at all. Every Alto app looked differently and worked differently.

I dunno, Liam. My recollection of the Xerox 850 and 860 word processors include such things as menu bars, dropdown menus (not cascading menus or context menus), dialogs, and the clipboard. This was in '81. You may well be correct that "Alto" did not have these things, but the devices made by Xerox (at least, these two specific things) did support these keystones of CUA.

It is true that the 850 interface was somewhat different than the 860. These differences were largely due to styling, but the elements were there in both.

And blinding monochrome -- black and white only. Gad!

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Re: GUI Standards?

Okay things can get a little confusing if you drive cars from say two vendors who have decided to place the indicators and windscreen wipers on opposite sides of the steering wheel…

I'm looking at you, Peugeot!

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Re: This far down in the comments

Excel as a word processor?!? Shirley, you jest.

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Re: This far down in the comments

Corel should hire some DOS guru for a year, buy DeviceLogics and DR-DOS, and sell a bootable USB key with WordPerfect 6.2 preinstalled. Beautiful lightning-fast rich word processing, and 100% distraction free.

I can tell you I'd buy it in a heartbeat!

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Re: First time I have heard of the CUA for decades

So, then, WHY did Micros~1 *ABANDON* something NICE for a FLATSO 1.0-like appearance,,,??? (i.e. TIFKAM/Ape/Win-10-nic/1.1)

That's easy! By that time, Micros~1's marketing department (the tail that wags that dog) was slowly (or maybe not so slowly) being infiltrated by a crop pf new, young Millennial marketing bucks. One thing about Millenials (and Zots, too -- but I digress) is that they absolutely believe that anything created before they were born is of no importance1. And since anyone fresh out of school (especially Marketing school) knows everything, they felt free to redesign everything in their own image. Couple that with a corresponding crop of new, young Millennial dev bucks who couldn't spell 'skeuomorphic interface' with a crayon, much less implement one, and you have a perfect (shit)storm of indifference and incompetence resulting in FLATSO.

1 I've actually had Millennials and Zots tell me this to my face; you can't make this stuff up.

United Airlines’ patience with Boeing is maxed out after repeated safety issues

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While people think the obivous winner here is Airbus, [...]

Embraer, FTW.

What Microsoft's latest email breach says about this IT security heavyweight

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Uhhh, wha'?

From the article:

Once, such a privacy breach might be enough to sink a software maker – or at the very least render its name synonymous with a cyber intrusion. But Microsoft seemingly remains immune.

Not really, Everyone on the face of the planet (some dolts in Congress notwithstanding) knows that Micros~1 is to security as fish is to bicycle.1 It's not that Micros~1 is immune, but rather that those that would react are so inured to their utter lack of security prowess, that this is just another case of "same shit, different day" for them.

1 Yeah, I know I used this in a recent previous post, but it fit here, too. Reuse is a thing, innit?

Musk lashes out at Biden administration over rural broadband

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Re: "all subsidies should be eliminated" - Musk

Well, it's one step toward what he publicly says he wanted. Now whether it's what he really wants; who's to say?

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YAN "Deep-state conspiracy!"

Carr issued a dissenting statement regarding the FCC decision in 2023 and suggested that Musk's acquisition of Twitter had led to Biden giving "federal agencies a green light to go after him."

Get away from me with that bullshit. You know, for a political party who bitches, moans and wails about "entitlements", these fatasses do seem to have a highly honed sense of entitlement themselves. Basically, "If I want it, I'm entitled to it!"

Oh yes, and don't forget, "It's so unfair!"

HP's CEO spells it out: You're a 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies

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Re: You can embed viruses into cartridges

This isn't about 3rd party ink cartridges and security at all, it's about locking you into the HP ecosystem and to be fair, at least he's being blatantly honest about it so you're not being misled.

In other words, he said the quiet part out loud.

How Republican is that?

Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

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Re: More than enough blame to go around

So, read one time, then....

How 'sleeper agent' AI assistants can sabotage your code without you realizing

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Re: Do not train on random garbage Tolerance and profit

How do I know that the amanfromMars1 LLM hasn't been backdoored?

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Re: Please.....How About Some Added Value In El Reg?................

You are Bombastic Bob, and I claim my $5.00

This forum is becoming quite lucrative...

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Re: Do not train on random garbage Tolerance and profit

You are amanfromMars1, and I claim my $5.00

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Re: Do not train on random garbage

The (or, at least, a) problem here is that the garbage isn't random.

Musk claims that venting liquid oxygen caused Starship explosion

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Re: Prudent

If the next flight succeeds NASA will start to push him hard to keep him to his promise of landing Astronauts on the moon before 2026 arrives.

Well, if "t'pineapple" is elected King <vomit />, NASA will be populated with a bunch of folks named "Bubba" and "Jim Bob", who couldn't spell "moon" if you gave them a crayon and a large sheet of wide-lined paper. So I don't think there will be much of a push.

The money that would go to such an endeavor wouldn't be there, either; having been diverted to building a mined, electrified Wall along the southern border vaguely resembling the Iron Curtain of the '70s and '80s.

Drivers: We'll take that plain dumb car over a flashy data-spilling internet one, thanks

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Rule 1 of good business. Give the customers shareholders what they want.

(There, FTFY)

Rule 1a: If what the shareholders want is also what the customers want, then good for you! If not, see Rule 1.

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Re: ransomware

[...] I can see a market for devices to block that by plugging into the OBD port (or whatever) appearing and becoming commonplace.

Was thinking the same thing. I foresee a cute little cottage industry springing up: Vehicle FW "updates" that trap telemetry spews to the Mothership, and redirect them into /dev/nul. (Of course, they would acknowledge the messages in such a way so as to satisfy the underlying spyware....)

Elon Musk made 1 in 3 Trust and Safety staff ex-X employees, it emerges

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Re: Trust and Safety staff

No.

Feed.

Troll.

No feed!

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Re: Trust and Safety staff

Maybe you should listen to and read what he says / writes.

It's hard reading stuff written with a crayon...

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History lessons are forgotten. Not surprising seen how education is despised, underfunded and instrumentalised.

Shouldn't be. Every fascist (or fascist-wannabee) knows an ignorant populace is easier to control. And it is all about control.

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Re: "You're really creating a bit of a perfect storm"

The quicker the corpse of Twitter is shut down, the better it will be for every sane person on this planet.

There, FTFY

The withdrawal symptoms will subside....

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Re: Trust and Safety staff

Are people who can remember 6 months back fascists now?

MAGAts seem to think so, yes.

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Re: Yet....

Literally every plane callsign and its flight tracking information is public information, but Musk was not aware of that.

Oh, he's aware of it, alright. But like fatasses everywhere, he thinks that he's somehow special, and so his callsign and flight info is supposed to be treated differently and withheld from the hoi-polloi, because ... well, Elon.

One rule for thee, another for me!

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Re: Yet....

Uhhh, the spelling you're looking for is 'cite'

Uncle Sam wants to make it clear that America's elections are very, very safe

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Re: Well, to a certain point

Tell that to "t'pineapple" (who doesn't "resort" to name calling, but uses that as their opening move).

After injecting cancer hospital with ransomware, crims threaten to swat patients

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Are these entities so beholden to their bean counters that security means nothing?

Yes. Next question?

Well, that may not exactly be fair. The bean-counters themselves may actually give a toss about security. But they give a bigger toss about the cocaine-addled yuppie shareholders that hold their leashes. And those fucks only care about their next dividend payment, so....

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Can I assume that the downvoters are perhaps engaged in the very extortion mentioned in the article?

Microsoft pulls the plug on WordPad, the world's least favorite text editor

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Renormalize lightweight tools!

Lightweight tools aren't profitable.

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Re: the application will be removed on upgrade

Well, because Micros~1

To paraphrase Ronald McDonald Reagan: "Hi! We're from Microsoft, and we're here to help."

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The concept of a TRaSh-80 locked up in a gilded cage anywhere, at any time, for any reason, makes me quietly chuckle....

SpaceX snaps back at US labor board's complaint, calling it 'unconstitutional'

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Dear Elon (you ignorant slut):

Some points:

1) The NRLB has been regulating and enforcing the U.S. labor laws for well over a century. During that time, the courts have supported this function.

2) If you run a business in the U.S. that is required to follow said labor laws, the NRLB is the enforcement arm. Get over it.

3) Just because you don't like something, doesn't make it "unconstitutional".

4) The Gilded Age ended long before you were born. You would dearly love to be YAN Robber Baron, but you're too late. Again, get over it.

5) Your tRump-wannabee-ism is showing. Again. Some more.

SpaceX accused of firing employees critical of free speech fan Elon Musk

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Re: Don't get this confused with free speech.

He's not a fan of "woke"... meaning punishing people in a performative way for having an unauthorised opinion, including taking away their livelihood.

Wait...what? Isn't firing a bunch of people for criticizing El Muskrat "punishing people in a performative way for having an unauthorised [sic] opinion, including taking away their livelihood"? You "freeze peach" absolutists really need to listen to yourselves, lest you continue to spout gibberish.

And yes, you have the right to spout gibberish. And it appears you rigorously practice that right.

Windows boss takes on taskbar turmoil, pledges to 'make Start menu great again'

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Re: Typing in the start menu

I think the windows 7 start menu was probably the best they've done.

Well, that explains it, then; why they trashed it and are so unwilling to bring it back.

Micros~1 is to best of class, as fish is to bicycle.