* Posts by Someone Else

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Amazon says it fired a guy for breaking pandemic rules. Same guy who organized a staff protest over a lack of coronavirus protection

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Re: Unions

The Presidency of the United States is a good idea if it worked as they are ideally needed, but unfortunately human nature takes over.

So, I would go anywhere near the President.

Hmmmm. Maybe he's on to something...

Cloudflare family-friendly DNS service flubs first filtering foray: Vital LGBTQ, sex-ed sites blocked 'by mistake'

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Re: Boo hoo!

Kiddies can't get onto BLT sites.

There are sites dedicated to Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwiches? And they're blocked?!? Who knew?

Remember that clinical trial, promoted by President Trump, of a possible COVID-19 cure? So, so, so many questions...

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I prefer MAGATs, the homophone is just exactly right...

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Re: Whilst We’re On the Topic...

Putting more money into the current academic system won't lead to the right research producing the necessary results in the shortest timescales:[...]

I wanna know:

* What is the "right" research?

* Who determines what is the "right"research? (You? Me? If the answer to either of these questions is "yes", we're fucking doomed!)

* What are the "necessary" results?

* Does your world view account for the possibility that "unnecessary" results might prove interesting, useful, or even necessary. (Ooooh, a conundrum. Your brain might hurt....)

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Re: Follow

+1 for the ob Peter Gabriel reference.

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Re: Precisely

Maybe, instead of spewing horse exhaust, you should perhaps look up and see exactly what a strawman argument is, exactly. Then perhaps you might measure your remarks so as not to come of like a complete ass/arse. Or not.

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Re: The most important statement in the whole article.

I'm never sure if he's clever enough to make these sort of statements with embedded plausible deniability or if that's just a "happy circumstance" (from his point of view).

He's not (clever enough), in spite of his claims to the contrary. How to be sure? Just remember that everything he says is a lie, so when he claims to be the "smartest" or "a genius" or "stable", or ..., it's a lie. Simples.

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Re: Ventilators: "You need millions of them, tens of millions..."

You like numbers, but got some of them wrong, and missed others.

As stated earlier, folks in ICUs are requiring on the order of 14 days, not 6 (or 4). So for the sake of thumbnailing, your worst-case scenario would require twice the number of beds, or roughly 5.2 million beds (and about 2.2 million for your best case estimate).

Now a large percentage of those patients need ventilators to stay alive. I do not have those numbers (maybe you do?), but if 80% of them did, that would be up to roughly 4 million ventilators needed in your worst-case scenario. Not the "tens of millions" that the original poster hyperbolically stated, but millions (plural) nonetheless.

Not sure I get the point of your post. Was it to shoot down the "tens of millions" point? OK, point taken; "tens of millions" is likely overstating the point. But your own numbers seem to indicate that millions is not overstating the point, and when our Douchebag-in Chief is squabbling over "40,000 or 30,000 ventilators", it is clear from your numbers that His Royal Hinie's concern is off by several orders of magnitude.

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Start here...

“Don’t take anything. Don’t believe anything. Don’t believe anything that the President says and his people ... call your doctor.”

Hong Kong coronavirus quarantine evaders collared by cops with the help of smartphone-tracking tech

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Re: Not so smart tech

You know, my Toyota Corolla (2017 vintage) does the same thing, and all I have to do is have my fob on me (which I would need to start the car anyway); no implant needed.

How old is your fucking car, anyway?

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@raving angry loony -- Re: 1984

What are you getting all huffy about? Your rant accurately describes the foolish babblings of Tejano Lt. Governor Dan Patrick. And also seems to accurately describe the motivations behind the Douchebag-In-Chief himself. (Although I do believe Cheetolini's motivation stems more from his portfolio. Still, his xenophobia does indicate eugenicist tendencies.)

You chose your handle well, Grasshopper

Microsoft goes into Windows lockdown for builds from May, citing 'public health situation' (yes, the coronavirus spread)

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@ redpawn -- Re: Devistating

n this time of crisis I need the daily distraction of evolving features, incompatibilities and random crashes.

Some folks are easily entertained, I guess....

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So...

Microsoft is shutting down Windows development to keep Windows from catching a ... virus?

PC owners borg into the most powerful computer the world has ever known – all in the search for coronavirus cure

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Re: got to work now

Interesting. Now take you random piles of lower-case ASCII and get of my lawn!

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Re: Academics

What? Do you think tRump is going to magically lead our way out of this?!? Puh-LEEEZE!

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Do these machines have to be Windows machines? I have spare cores available that are usually OFF, but they ore on a machine that runs Linux. Can they play?

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Actually, I was reading El Reg, and ... what? That's not working? You sure???

Look, they say the average German male gets 25% of his daily nourishment from beer (the good German kind, the stuff that follows Reinheitsgebot). So, whose to say that I can't get 25% of my daily IT information needed to do my job from El Reg?

Fresh virus misery for Illinois: Public health agency taken down by... web ransomware. Great timing, scumbags

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@KSM-AZ -- Re: NetApp

f anyone finds these fucks, I'll be first on the list to pull the gallows handle.

Nah...gallows is too good for them. Perhaps you should use that fryer that the "over-priced storage" just pulled your fat out of?

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Re: iLLinois

Don't forget FIB. (Those of you south of, say, Peoria may not know that one; if not, simply ask your Friendly Neighborhood Wisconsinite.)

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Re: It's all far too late

So now he's variously gone from pretending it's nothing, pretending it's already contained, pretending its Obama's fault, pretending its Europe's fault.

And China. Don't forget China. It's the "China virus", or alternatively, the "Wuhan virus"( for those who may actually be able to read that furrin word).

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Re: @ I ain't Sparticus -- Green card holders and the immediate family of US citizens get a pass.

At least I'm not old enough to remember Raquel Welch wearing even less, and battling dinosaurs in One Million Years BC...

Sorry to hear. That's why there are streaming services....

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Re: the "EU failed to take the same precautions" as the US

The scary thing is people some mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging brain-dead MAGATs in the US will believe that, rather than that the USA has probably been the worst-prepared civilised nation.

There, FTFY.

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Re: So has the fat idiot not heard of Heathrow or other UK airports?

In other words, Trump is using us as a quarantine area for the rest of Europe...

Well, while they are there, perhaps they can shoot a round at one of tRump's fine golf establishments....

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Well, it's a well-known fact that tRump takes his lead from Putin....

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@ I ain't Sparticus -- Re: Green card holders and the immediate family of US citizens get a pass.

You're showing your age, mate.

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This all looks like an incompetent government trying to pretend the problem isn't there. If you don't test then you don't have cases to report, problem solved.

And that is all that matters to His Royal Hinie. He said so himself last Friday at the CDC photo-op tour; he likes the "numbers" where they are. So, if you don't test, you don't find more cases, and the "numbers" stay artificially low.

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For those of you living under a rack for the last 3+ years...

This paragraph sums up all you need to know about our Dear Leader and his premiership1

Trump, who described COVID-19 as a "foreign virus", said the "EU failed to take the same precautions" as the US. The ban goes into effect tomorrow (Friday, March 13) and will last for 30 days. Both the UK and Ireland — which happen to be the only European nations with Trump golf courses — are exempt.

There you have it: xenophobia, blaming everybody else, self-dealing --- the whole enchilada. (OOPS!, that is a reference to something Mexican, which as we all know is not permitted in tRump's Cowardly New World.)

1The "premiership" term came from the paragraph preceding the one quoted above. El Reg was really on its game for this article.

Schermata blu di errore: Italy might be in lockdown, but the sh!tshow must go on

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Oh, I dunno

We are far too classy a publication to suggest that perhaps the computer driving the display has become infected with a virus and hacked up a big ol' screen of blue. That would be in terribly poor taste.

Oh, I dunno. The mind races with possible puns and ironic wisecracks along those lines.

Besides, when has El Reg ever been accused of good taste?

Google: You know we said that Chrome tracker contained no personally identifiable info? Yeah, about that...

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@ Snake -- Re: Am I a deviant?

Amen, brother!

Former US Homeland Security Inspector General accused of stealing govt code and trying to resell it to... the US govt

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Re: Quite Right

Puh-LEEZE! This wanker is a gub'mint offishul! (Well, at least a former offishul). And, this is white collar crime, committed by a white guy. If he gets a year at Club Fed, it will be noteworthy. But don't hold yer breath.

'Optional' is the new 'Full' in Windows 10: Microsoft mucks about with diagnostic slurpage levels for Fast Ring Insiders

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Re: So MS wants full telemetry to be an 'Insider', eh?

Perhaps Microsoft need to go out of their way to solicit (or at least lower the barriers to -) feedback from those users who are forced to use Windows, not by choice, and are daily gritting their teeth and cussing under their breath about it?

What, and have Micors~1 hear the truth from their customers product? That would be like tRump regularly going on MSNBC for an hour and having to field questions from Rachel Maddow. (Or simply having a public rally in Chicago.)

Microservices guru warns devs that trendy architecture shouldn't be the default for every app, but 'a last resort'

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@ Ben Bonsall -- Re: Quality hip-techy speak

Post.

Of.

The.

Week!

Cheers, sir!

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Re: people like us

In other words, if all the devs are dev-gods like all my mates claim they are, microservices are great!

There, FTFY

Maersk prepares to lay off the Maidenhead staffers who rescued it from NotPetya super-pwnage

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Re: Too big to fail?

Until the next time and with using rotating door staff with no loyalty they may not recover.

May?

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Re: Someone needs to notify the Home Office

That is true capitalism.

That's true American capitalism. I thought you guys were better than us that.

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Re: Seems insane

shareholders should be up in arms if they had any sense

Two problems with this: First, shareholders don't have any sense. Shareholders are by the very definition, leeches that are playing (or are being played in) a legal fleecing scheme orchestrated by those at the very top of the pyramid. Second, shareholders are sloths, and even if they did have sense, wouldn't do anything because, Hey, I'm alright, Jack.

GCHQ's infosec arm has 3 simple tips to secure those insecure smart home gadgets

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Re: updates?

4) Assumes that you want the new, shiny "features and improvements"

4a) Assumes that the new, shiny "features and improvements" actually work.

4b) Assumes that the new, shiny "features and improvements" aren't themselves a new pwnage vector.

'Developers have lost hope Microsoft will do the right thing'... Redmond urged to make WinUI cross-platform

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Re: A couple of observations

A common thread here is that the quality, creativity, and production of MS developers 30 years ago is ahead of the what MS is hiring today.

Those guys cost too much, so....bye-bye!

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Jose, give it up!

What you're calling for is that Gawd-awful kludge that is derisively called the Windows UI to be "ported" to other platforms? Geez, dude! There is already at least one solution to that -- it's called Qt, and unlike anything that Micros~1 might foist on an unsuspecting (or even a suspecting) public, Qt actually works. So you think the Rabble from Redmond can produce something that can actually compete with Qt?

Pass that bong, please....

Departing MI5 chief: Break chat app crypto for us, kthxbai

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The head of the domestic spy agency, Sir Andrew Parker, demanded that companies such as Facebook compromise the security of their messaging products so spies could read off the contents of messages at will.

Well, there may well be something to this. If Facebook is found to have breakable encryption, then likely fewer and fewer netizens will be tempted to drink the Kool-Aid use the "platform" for ... well, anything. This could conceivably starve the Beast of sufficient oxygen, resulting in its collapsing from its own largess.

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What am I on about? No -- even that lofty and worthy goal is not worth the risk of allowing any government back-door access to encryption on any platform.

It was a nice dream while it lasted....

London's top cop dismisses 'highly inaccurate or ill informed' facial-recognition critics, possibly ironically

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Re: How do we combat this?

Just waiting for the statues of the "leader" to start appearing as well as the mandatory portraits in public places

Already well on the way...notice how many phallic reproductions say "TRUMP" on them?

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@ AC -- Re: Were the Met Police so 'highly accurate and well-informed' in the past?

From the song:

Business as usual in Police Room 619

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Re: Were the Met Police so 'highly accurate and well-informed' in the past?

A (s)limey liar?

/me ducks and runs for cover....

FCC forced by court to ask the public (again) if they think tearing up net neutrality was a really good idea or not

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Re: more than ignorance

That you, Joe?

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Re: more than ignorance

That's not ignorance - that's something that someone at the very least should have lost their jobs over they learned from the folks in St. Petersburg.

There. FTFY. (Although you were not wrong in your initial posting.)

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Re: Net Neutrality is to Free Open Internet as PATRIOT Act is to Patriotism

OK Skeeter.

How about next time you at least feign an attempt to rant tangentially on topic?

Beer, because you're soaking in it...

Breaking bad... browser use: New Mexico accuses Google of illegally slurping kids' private data via G Suite

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If only there were other families or companies who could help.

Well there's Mike Bloomberg, and Tom Steyer. But they seem somewhat preoccupied at the moment with self-aggrandizement.

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"It's not what you say, it's what you DON'T say...

"We do not use personal information from users in primary and secondary schools to target ads [...]" [Emphasis added]

"But we do use personal information from users in primary and secondary schools to ____________."

One can imagine how an outfit like Google might fill in that blank.

Geez, I need more underscores!

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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Re: as for the Delorean

Ba-DOOM...tish!

Try the veal...