* Posts by Someone Else

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Section 230 authors despair of Trump, Barr, Biden, US Congress’ aggressive ignorance of critical tech law

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Re: Time...

Yeah, like the Gen X'ers (a.k.a. the Greed Generation) are going to do better?

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Re: Trump & Co don't know?

There are plenty of intelligent people in the US. The problem is a culture that favors not intelligence, but bluster and machismo bullshit.

There. FTFY.

Although the original made sense, too.

Skype for Windows 10 and Skype for Desktop duke it out: Only Electron left standing

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Usability issues...

Micros~1 "usability issues" are by no means limited to (mis-)managing large pixel counts. Case-in point: the damfool "Add a contact to this group" dialog. After roughly 35 years of CUA guidance, you'd think that:

1) Micros~1 would be able to figure out what the default control is, and how to get focus to it. (Hint, you fools: its the edit box in which you add the name of the contact.)

2) Micros~1 would not enable a control, if the user's activating it resulted in an error. Why is the Add button active when there is nothing in the contact name edit box? (Hint: because there isn't anyone working within 25 miles of that project who has a fucking clue as to how to develop a Graphical User Interface (which, nowadays goes by the Millennial moniker "User Experience").)

Fekkin' morons, the lot of them.

Maybe there is hope for 2020: AI that 'predicts criminality' from faces with '80% accuracy, no bias' gets in the sea

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Re: Body language

"acting suspiciously" is grounds for an officer deciding to stop and search, but not grounds for an arrest.

Simply because to get arrested you have to be arrested for an arrestable offense, and looking suspicious is not an offense.

What land/planet are you from?

A memo from the distant future... June 2022: The boss decides working from home isn't the new normal after all

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Re: activated by Wi-Fi

activated by 5G, surely.

No! 5G causes COVID-19, as any fule nose.

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Re: More Middle Manager insecurity

Middle managers are there to act as a brake so that things can't run out of control.

Control by whom?

Answer determines whether I up- or downvote this post.

Hey NYPD, when you're done tear-gassing and running over protesters, can you tell us about your spy gear?

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Faux News. Fox Noise. Funny how even when the name changes, the stench of raw bullshit remains....

The incumbent President of the United States of America ran now-banned Facebook ads loaded with Nazi references

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Re: Golly. RED trangles?

Point taken. Well done.

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Re: Trump. A master baiter

tRump ain't the "main baiter", but he's certainly a Master at it....

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Re: Apathy Rules

Honest decision-makers? Shirley, you jest.

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Re: They actually have a plan...

Actually, tRump may well be able to postpone the election. That said, on January 20th at noon, Eastern Standard Time, his current term (and that of his lapdog Veep as well) ends. Per the Constitution, the next in line to succeed (in the absence of a duly elected President and Vice President) is the Speaker of the House.

So tRump cancelling the election might well result in President Nancy Pelosi...his ostensible worst nightmare.

Irony can be so ironic!

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Re: "you see them *everywhere*"

You can tell tRump didn't himself write the ad copy, because he is incapable of forming a sentence (coherent or otherwise) with 12, 13, 14, or 18 words.

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Re: Golly. RED trangles?

Another: The US president is a lying orange shyster with stupid hair. Not all lying orange shysters with stupid hair are US presidents.

Probably true in the abstract. However, how many other lying orange shysters with stupid hair do you know that aren't US presidents?

I know, I'm asking you to prove the negative....

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The left may loose the election, but the right will not win it.

IR35 tax reforms for UK freelancers glide through committee stage: D-Day set for 6 April 2021

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Been there, done that...

Can you say, "Section 1706"?

I knew you could....

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

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Re: Spelling

Actually the US was well on it way to metricism (is there such a thing?); distance and speed limit signs on freeways (and in some larger towns) were printed in both Imperial and metric in the late 70's. (I think it was by Federal fiat, but I don't recall for sure; this even occurred in Texas, so I'm pretty sure a federal power was involved....) Food and drink containers in grocery stores were also showing up with both measures on them.

Then Ronald McDonald Reagan was elected our first Acting President. As he didn't have the mental fortitude to handle the metric system (!), and was having his political handlers whisper in his ear that it would be a good political move to reject this furrin' measuring system, he dutifully dismantled the slow, methodical conversion of the US to the metric system. Were he not to have been the president, or to have had an IQ above room temperature (is that in Fahrenheit or Celsius?), the US would have been fully metric by the end of the millennium.

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Re: Spelling

For all you Boomers, Chris G's sentence makes perfect sense; for the GenX'ers and younger, it sounds like gibberish. Chris, your sentence is a great discriminator...well done!

"Yeah, wot 'e said!

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Coffee/keyboard

Stop it! All of you!

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I couldn't tell you how many ounces are in a pound; pounds in a stone and stones in a whatever. Inches in a yard or yards in a mile.

Well, I actually remember most of those...but the one I'm most interested in would be stones in a London double-decker bus.

Wait! Am I mixing my measures?

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Coat

Re: Tine to redefine Pi(e)

Now we need the MPs to concentrate on a scientific issue that really matters:- Definining "Pie" as having pastry covering all sides.

I see you've ruled out all pizza as a "pie"...with the notable exception of Chicago-style deep dish!

The Law of Unintended Consequences bites again!!! (tee-hee)

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Re: Spelling

Kilogram certainly isn't USAian, their spelling is "two pounds" (or near enough, for some purposes).

Back in the '70s, I remember it being spelled "brick".

But they say, "If you remember the '70s, you weren't there," so I may be mistaken....

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Re: Spelling

You forgot kiloJub...

NY Attorney General warns Apple, Google to police COVID-19 tracing apps in their souks – or she will herself

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Well, then, how would tRump react if his Twitter-machine were to tell him that one (or more!) of those folks he was glad-handing on Tuesday during his Policing photo-op ... er, nationwide policy address ... were to have been marked as "infected"? Nothing?? Thought so.

If you're despairing at staff sharing admin passwords, look on the bright side. That's CIA-grade security

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Sounds like somebody got bored with the whole process and was distracted at the end by something shiny and sparkly....

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Re: 123ABCdef

But that same site also considered correcthorsebatterystaple Very strong, and 65 years to crack, but with the first two sites stating weak and instant, with one even quoting xkcd, so go figure :-)

So don't keep us in suspenders, which xkcd panel did it reference?

There's no accounting for TITSUP*: Beancounters bemoan Sage cloudy sync software outage

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Re: "our equipment is used for COVID-19 drugs"

[...] you don't go hiring Someone Else's Server thinking you're covered.

Hey! My Server is not for hire!!

Not so nice, we investigated them twice: EU opens double whammy of inquiries into Apple's biz practices

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Devil

Re: The Register has asked Apple, Spotify, and Rakuten for comment.

We follow the law in everything we do and we embrace competition at every stage because we believe it pushes us to deliver even better results.”

Yeah, yeah, sure. And the check is in the mail....

OOP there it is: You'd think JavaScript's used more by devs than Java... but it's not – JetBrains survey

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Re: I just can't get away with them...

OK, boomer.

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WTF?

Re: Python !?

Maybe at Trump University or "schools" of that ilk....

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@James Anderson --

No. The server side is coded in php.

For very small values of 'coded'.

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WTF?

@trickie --

Sounds like your feelings got hurt because your favorite language didn't show up in the top n, or that it showed a modest to steep decline in popularity.

Its a survey. Get over it!

Are you having a hard time following what Microsoft is trying to do with .NET 5.0? You're not the only one

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Re: kill the beast...

wxWidgets works well for cross-platform. It's similar to MFC.

<retch> Anything similar to MFC. </retch>

You want cross-platform widgets (and a corresponding framework)? Qt FTW.

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Re: I can help.

Stop it, Dammit! - - ->

AWS won't sell facial-recog tool to police for a year – other law enforcement agencies are in the clear

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@ Steven Guenther -- Re: Who cares - wear a mask and sunglasses

The only problem here is that when you wear glasses and a mask, when you exhale, your glasses fog up....

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Re: Time for Congress

Waddya wanna bet that the "rules" include something along the lines of:

No member of Congress or the Executive shall be identified as a Criminal (regardless of whether said member of Congress or the Executive is indeed a Criminal)....

The only way is bork for the UK's embattled rail travellers

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So...

Most likely the onboard Passenger Information System (PIS) has had a wobble during startup [...]

So, the Passenger Information System took the PIS, did it?

Moore's Law is deader than corduroy bell bottoms. But with a bit of smart coding it's not the end of the road

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Re: So what's the point other that Python & Java suck at calculations?

Come on, is Python really that bad?

No. But if you want balls-to-the-wall performance, look elsewhere. You know, matching the tool to the job....

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Re: So what's the point other that Python & Java suck at calculations?

Wonder how this would go using APL (a unreadable, unwritable language optimized for matrix manipulations)?

It'd probably go like a bat out of hell...once you got it working. But writing and debugging the damn thing would cost more than any runtime gains you might realize.

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Could this finally mean an end to the programmers who get away with terrible code by arguing that they can simply throw more RAM and a faster CPU at it?

No.

Next question?

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Joke

I'll be here all week...try the veal...

The authors stress the need for hardware makers to focus on less rather than Moore.

Ba-DOOM-tish!

Trump's Make Space Great Again video pulled after former 'naut says: Nope

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Re: 450 cities protesting racism

Wonder who America’s De Klerk is? They already murdered their Mandela.

We don't have one. To be a de Klerk requires balls, and balls are in serous short supply on the left side of the pond.

'Beyond stupid': Linus Torvalds trashes 5.8 Linux kernel patch over opt-in Intel CPU bug mitigation

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Re: git broke English

...cuz after all, houses of glass don't play nice with rocks of any size....

Contact-tracer spoofing is already happening – and it's dangerously simple to do

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Meh

Re: OT - Did I miss something? 301 moved permanently??

(Yes, There is a 'U' in humour)

Perhaps, but only locally....

Microsoft's carefully crafted Surfaces are having trouble with its carefully crafted Windows 10 May 2020 Update

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Terminator

Re: Windows Insider Bork bork bork

Sadly Microsoft QA is not what it was.

Micros~1 "QA" was never "what it was"; it's never been anything but shit. Anybody here wizened (read: old) enough to remember Quick C? And don't even get me started on Fista...er, Vista.

Trump issues toothless exec order to show donors, fans he's doing something about those Twitter twerps

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Re: when the looting starts, the shooting starts [interrobang]

Tweet was taken down. Go Twitter!

(I can't believe I just posted those last two words!)

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Re: So how long before ...

His fingers are too short and stubby to cross.

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Re: Thoughts and prayers

@AC: Stop it, Dammit! - - - >

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@ AC -- Re: Thoughts and prayers

Your points are well taken. But here's the thing: The Repos are killing off their own supporters. The older, WASPy folks more susceptible to the virus, the MAGATs wandering around demonstrating to "open up America", the folks congregating in Wisconsin bars after their Governor's stay-at-home order extension was thrown out by a Republican state Supreme Court at the behest of the Republican legislature (Separation of Powers? Yeah...we've heard of it....); all these things will result in killing Republicans to a much larger degree than they will kill off Democrats. Republicans are already a minority party1; these actions appear to point to an end result of making them an even smaller minority. If this were unintended, it points to the stupidity of the Repo's shortsightedness. And if it were intentional, it points to the stupidity of the Repo's thought processes.

Bottom line: Repos are stupid.

Q.E.D.

1Must clarify: Repos are a minority party in numbers; they would never allow actual minority people to join their little club, except as tokens or figureheads (ref. Clarence "Lapdog" Thomas, Ben Carson, Herman "I don't have facts to back this up" Cain).

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But...but...but, the theaters are all closed!

But the nonsensical order doesn't really do much at all. As Eric Goldman, law professor at Santa Clara University, put it in a phone interview with The Register, "It's political theater."

Political Theater is tRump's stock-in-trade. It is the only thing he does well (for small values of 'well').

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Re: Trumpetsters Trumpet Drumpfs Lumps

Social media straddles the line and has legal protection because without some form of protection they would be sued into oblivion every time someone posted an item that upset someone else.

Yeah, and I get mightily upset by just about all of tRump's utterances. Hell, if it weren't for Section 230, I'd be rich!