* Posts by Someone Else

3613 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Dec 2009

Future Roku TVs may inject tailored ads into anything and everything when you pause

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The Future is Now!

My Roku stick already does that; you hit pause on any one of the apps being serviced by Roku, and a silent, still ad (or promo) pops up on the screen. Now, it is not clear whether that is coming from Roku or from the actual streaming app I'm running via the stick, although since the format of these ads is different (full screen, half screen, half screen with alpha channel gradient to allow you to see the actual paused source underneath) would lend one to believe that the app itself is foisting the ad upon us wearied viewers.

Now if this is indeed the case, and Roku starts overwriting the app's ads with its own, I'm not real sure that the app folks are going to take too kindly to Roku usurping their ha'pennies in revenue.

This could get interesting. Do I smell popcorn?

Torvalds intentionally complicates his use of indentation in Linux Kconfig

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Re: Tab = four  

But...but...but...not even Linus can countenance that. He demands using the OTBS, which requires tabs, not spaces, each of which must represent 8 columns of whitespace.

Google location tracking deal could be derailed by politics

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But...but...but...won't somebody think of the AI?

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Coat

I thought it was a kind of mulch.

Open sourcerers say suspected xz-style attacks continue to target maintainers

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Coat

From the article:

Suspected attackers were trying to get themselves added as project maintainers to "address any critical vulnerabilities," but didn't provide details on what these vulnerabilities were, which already sounds fishy.

Connor, I saw what you did there...

Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe

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Re: The truth a bout Truth Social

You can use the "I'll get my coat" icon as a proxy for the BIG FLASHING SIGN IN THE CENTRE OF SCREEN READING "SATIRE"...

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Re: in this case claiming that Tesla was unveiling a robotaxi in August.

Are they going to call it "Johnnie Cab"?

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Re: The truth a bout Truth Social

He will walk away with 1-3 billion leaving everyone else with nothing.

Which was, of course, the plan all along.

As George Dubbayew once mumbled:

"[...] fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
... but that's not true anymore, now, is it? There's a new brand of fool out there that will willingly and actively be taken for ride after ride. (Hint: they tend to wear red baseball caps....)

Microsoft to use Windows 11 Start menu as a billboard with app ads for Insiders

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Re: So let me get this straight.

Nice straw man you got dere. Shame is sumpin was to happ'n to it...as winds from the Northwest start building...

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Re: If you read the Windows EULA carefully, you'll note the words...

Uhh, Snake may indeed never have seen Windows 11...as his comment was specifically about Windows 10.

Reading comprehension is a skill...

Rust rustles up fix for 10/10 critical command injection bug on Windows in std lib

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Re: Ha! Rust Is The Answer To All Our C Programming Security Issues?

Yeah, and we could call it 'bash'....

Oh, wait...

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Re: Ha! Rust Is The Answer To All Our C Programming Security Issues?

They've never claimed to be a silver bullet for all security issues ever.

That's true, and good on your for pointing that out. Rust's fanbois, on the other hand...

Musk burns bridges in Brazil after calling for senior judge to be impeached

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Re: it "does not know the reasons these blocking orders have been issued."

So is Elon stupid or just fucking arrogant?

Yes. Next question?

VMS Software prunes OpenVMS hobbyist program

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Make driving the real kit SEP: Someone Else's Problem, that time-honoured way of making the difficult bits just go away...

Thank you very much, Liam, but I refuse to take that on.

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Re: Really?

We have hoped we had a chance not seing [sic] the VMS survivor to dye.

I supposed if it going to dye, it will have to be dyed green, to satisfy Wall St. et al.

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Re: Forever 2024? It's Deja Vu all over again!

A thread that mentions both an Interdata 7/32 and a GE 645!?! Oh, rapture! Oh, bliss!

I guess there are more old-fart commentards here that I thought. To you, my aging and aged friends! - - - ->

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Re: Grr [Vax wasn't the first 32-bit platform]

I dunno, Liam. The Interdata 7/32 that I was familiar with (and did a good bit of programming on) were strictly 32-bit machines. Well, actually they were 24-bit bit-sliced machines, with a good bit of microcode to make them look a bit like IBM 360s, without the dreaded base-register addressing architecture. (PC-relative addressing, FTW!) I suppose it would have been possible for Perkin-Elmer to supply microcode to make that beast a 16-bit machine, but I'm not sure they would have; the main (marketing) point of the Interdata machines of that time was to pack 32-bit computing power into the footprint of a 16-bit PDP-11.

Change Healthcare faces second ransomware dilemma weeks after ALPHV attack

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Re: Fool me once...

No, no, no, silly! It's:

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

And it wasn't FDR, it was GWB.

San Francisco's light rail to upgrade from floppy disks

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Re: "best in the US"

So they really did re-invent the wheel!

Sad....

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Re: Have they been hacked?

Counterpoint:

I have a 32GB flash drive that I use for my music stash in my car. It's been in use for about 6 years now, where it rests in the USB port of my car's entertainment system. Occasionally removed to add more stuff to it; it's now about 2/3s full. Now this car is in a US Midwestern state, where we do have both SUMMERS and WINTERS (all caps intentional). Seems to run just fine, and has since Day One.

Put a bunch of albums ripped from CDs, Spotify, Tidal (RIP) and even vinyl. Put the selector on "random" and listen. Best damn radio station evah, 'cuz it plays the songs I like by the artists I like, deep tracks and all, and no fackin' commercials!!!

US legislators propose American Privacy Rights Act - and it looks quite good

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Re: Just wait

Don't bogart that joint, my friend...

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Re: Just wait

Shirley, you jest.

...or are a right-pondian...

US insurers use drone photos to deny home insurance policies

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Would those local deputies be such bad shots that they would "accidentally" shoot down a drone while seeming to be aiming at a range target?

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Re: Insurance isn’t a right

If I were to start a business providing insurance or insurance-like services, but were to call it something else (like, "Mishakaboola"); within 3 years I'd be doing 5-10 in Leavenworth for violating several RICO statutes.

Nice house you got dere. Shame if sumpin was to happ'n to it...

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Re: What triggers me over here

Stop building there, and stop rebuilding the houses that were washed away (again)...

Well, that's a bit of a problem, you see, because when an (American) insurance company pays out for a total (or substantial) loss, they require that you rebuild in the same place. If you want to move to an ostensibly safer or saner location, they won't cover the loss.

A problem of their own making.

Like that surprises anybody...

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Re: As usual, it's cover for taking advantage of old people

Lyrics (c) Malvina Reynolds 1990. I think it must have been Pete Seeger I heard singing it.

Yes, Malvina Reynolds. Yes, Pete Seeger. No, not 1990...more like 1962. I heard this song when I was a kid, and I was not a kid in 1990!

Uber Eats to rid itself of pesky human drivers with food delivery by robo Waymo

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Re: Stuck in traffic

Take the blue pill....

No joke: FTC boss goes on the Daily Show and is told Apple tried to block her

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Re: USA Free Market

But tech are just the latest overlords and the final beauty is that the government is now $32 to in debt which can never be repaid.

32 bucks, eh? I think I can cover that.

That should qualify me for the Secretary of the Treasury position in a tRump administration, I wot.

Apple's GoFetch silicon security fail was down to an obsession with speed

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Einstein was brilliant

From the article:

Let's start with Einstein, who said one of the rules of reality is that the further away something is, the longer it will take to get to you.

Brilliant! No, really! The innate simplicity of this rivals that of Fudd's First Law of Opposition, which clearly states:

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.

Rust developers at Google are twice as productive as C++ teams

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Re: Hallelujah Brothers and Sisters. Repent and follow the only True Way..

Upvote for the reference to PL/1 being the Panacea du Jour of the late 60s and early 70s.

Hey, look...we old farts need to stick together, goddammit!

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Re: Basics done right and geek's superiority syndrome

It almost amazes me sometimes how some of them can even use a computer without having first opened case then reverse engineered the PCBs and chips therein.

I can tell you there are plenty of folks who presume to be able to program a computer without even knowing what a register is.

Prolly a good thing, then, that C and C++ removed the register keyword. Saves much carnage from many heads exploding.

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Re: confidence

Everybody screws up from time to time. Lack of sleep. Lack of caffeine. And for those of us "on the spectrum", co-workers that won't STFU and let us get on with things (especially management and their pointless status reports where they expect a "percentage completed" because they think writing software is like painting a room or something).

An upvote and one of these for you, my friend - - - ->

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Re: confidence

As it happens this week after 2 years using Rust I had to return to C++ for a bit. In just 2 days I made one horribly embarrassing integer overflow bug which passed all unit tests - Bjarne Stroustrup might argue the bug was in testing I suppose - of the kind that Rust's compiler would have flagged up immediately and forced me to make the stupidity explicit in the code to easily see, or else fix it.

Wait...wha'?

All this time, the evangelists (read: zealots) were singing hosannas about Rust's memory safety -- that memory safety is all you ever have to worry about to write correct, secure code, yadda, yadda, yadda. I've never heard once that Rust also compiles away integer overflows. When did that become a feature of the language?

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Re: Nope

I did a randomized analysis of CVE bugs and I can confirm Google's and Microsoft's finding that approx. 70% of these bugs are related to a lack of proper implementation that failed to take into account C and C++ memory safety.

There, FTFY.

How a single buck bought bragging rights in the battle to port Windows 95 to NT

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Re: I liked NT4

Funny, I always set the log off sound to the sound of a flushing toilet (not going backwards). Seemed appropriate....

Over 170K users caught up in poisoned Python package ruse

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Re: Python, eh?

I can't enter the logic I want as a stream of consciousness and then tell the editor to indent it for me as a check.

Maybe you might try designing your code first, then entering it. It's called Programming on Purpose; you might try it before complaining that Language X makes you have to think about what you are doing first.

Meta accused of snarfing people's Snapchat data via traffic decryption

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Instead the TLAs will want copies.

Who's to say they didn't already have copies? In fact, who's to say that Fuckerberg & Co. didn't get the idea (and even instructions on how to implement) from the TLAs? I mean, do you really think that Fuckerberg and his merry band of wankers are that astute and clever to come up with this on their own?

Microsoft gets new Windows boss as Start Menu man Parakhin 'to explore new roles'

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You can't lose what you never had....

Labor watchdog wants SpaceX's gag clauses to disintegrate like its exploding rockets

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Re: Government sanctioned extortion

Your citizenship rights are therefore rescinded, and you'll be sent to Rwanda using the next Boing [sic] plane that manages to take off.

Boeing planes seem to take off, alright. It's how and when they land that appears to be the issue....

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Re: "Those would be big no-nos under US law"

Why is it necessary for the US Labor watchdog to remind US companies of the law ? Isn't the law supposed to be known ?

Of course it is known. The question is whether it applies to "me" ("me" being any large US-based megacorp who owns several Congresscritters and/or Regulatory agencies, or the rulers of such corp's; ref. Boeing, Meta, El Muskrat, t'pineapple, etc.).

"One rule for me, another for thee" seems to be written into the bylaws...

Uncle Sam, 15 US states launch antitrust war on Apple

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Foreshadowing

Assuming the US doesn't end its over 250-year "experiment" with a representative republic and declare t'pineapple king president, this appears to be a strong foreshadowing of a similar run at Micros~1. All the key elements of the Apple suit are well represented in Micros~1's current behavio(u)r, especially the lock-in element.

SatNav, you listening? You're next....

Qualcomm unveils Snapdragon 8s Gen 3 with Eye-of-Sauron camera

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So...

Slower 5G comms, a snoopy camera and hallucinated photos and videos. Someone (above the age of 16) please explain how this is a good thing?

Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris but wouldn't buy a real server

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Re: The owner has two Ferraris. They have that kind of money

You win the interwebz! (For this week, at least...)

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Re: The owner has two Ferraris. They have that kind of money

In the immortal words of Donkey (from Shrek):

I think somebody's compensatin'!

Microsoft forges One Teams App To Rule Them All

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Say what?!?

From the article:

[...] until you get your hands on Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 26080 which, as Microsoft today announced, includes "a preview experience of the new, unified Microsoft Teams experience on Windows."

Oh-comma-goodie! We're being offered a preliminary experience of an experience! Or stated another way, a recursive experience. Now hooda thunk that the Micros~1 marketing geniuses even knew what recursion was, much less how to slam several snippets of gibberish together to implement it? Maybe they just got lucky (or, more likely, they managed to cajole Clippy the AI Paperclip to generate it for them).

In either case, this will not end well.

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. Good luck wi' dat, Micros~1!

The end of classic Outlook for Windows is coming. Are you ready?

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Re: Thunderbird is the replacement for Outlook Express

If your idea of a major GUI update is to "make it look like <insert name of favorite Micros~1 or Goooooogle abomination here>", then fucking no thank you, thank you!

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Re: fine, change it

Call it "Perspective" or "Standpoint" or something.

"Standpipe"?

Trump 'tried to sell Truth Social to Musk' as SPAC deal stalled

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Re: How much?

How is entity going to be worth billions? I am totally lost as to where that valuation is coming from.

From Uranus.

No, seriously. It's social media, donchano. It's value is whatever the seller says it is.

...and we all know by now that t'pineapple has a penchant for overvaluing his ass sets [sic]....

Intern with superuser access 'promoted' himself to CEO

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Re: First in, first out!

Shortly thereafter I learned that the contents stored in my home directory, including this spiffy fakemail script, were available for administrators to see. And that is how I not-so-proudly was one of the first two students to have Internet access revoked.

Ooops! Damn!!

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Re: This is where technology lets you down

In which socialist country was that?

Not sure "socialist" is the right word to use in this context.

But I'm pretty sure it is the term that Fox Noise would want you to use in this context.