* Posts by heystoopid

1059 publicly visible posts • joined 19 May 2007

Moody's computer 'bug' caused over-optimistic credit ratings

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Paris Hilton

Moody's

Moody's are no better then or an improvement on Standard and Poor either for any type ratings and are basically the lazy man's way of doing things badly for the most part !

But then again , who looks a free gift horse in the mouth where the sun don't shine ?

Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

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Gates Horns

hmmm

Hmmm , my local cult branch office of Co$ is selling up it's heavily exposed city office after several street protests and moving in behind high walls to a former Catholic Convent in a leafy so called up market suburb in order to hide it's evil activities away from the general public !

I pity the poor neighbours in the entire street , they will now hound them mercilessly day and night with absolute impunity , and infest it's local council with their usual zeal of "peter principle adherents" at every angle with people who have no brains but make a good slave class that usually follow this kind of silliness that allows some one else to do their thinking for them ! Undoubtedly after that quiet not so subtle takeover has been done , no permits for any kind of protest in that borough unless pro Co$ will be issued again !

As for the sign , it shows that UK cops are now virtually on track to become virtual evil twin clones of the Cheka/NKVD from the bad old days of Joe Stalin now that they can murder innocent civilians where they stand or sit with impunity and immunity from the highest levels in the name of protecting the people from the improbable unreal events of their self creation ! So the question arises when is the UK going to start building Gulags and create the same secret list of people to be detained as known terrorists(i.e. AKA all prominent vocal democracy and freedom supporters) in these camps as per the DC chimp merkins created one in January 2001 , in the former Naval and Air Bases that dot the countryside south of Hadrian's Wall ?

Mobiles help UK malls track shoppers' every move

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Oh well

Oh well at least now we know why Iphoney has a non removable battery , how evil is that !

Time to break out the copper foil and remove the phones main battery when out and about !

Dutch ban voting computers over eavesdropping fear

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So

So the Victorian Ballot system is vindicated yet again !

Ballmer eggs on Hungarian student

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Much rotten egg on his face was there?

And yet nobody accosts the other former half of the evil M$ monolith who left the company behind in 2000 one Paul Allen , who now travels the world quite extensively unimpeded !

Stungun shootout in Colorado leaves slowest man standing

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Paris Hilton

So

So , whatever happened to the security video camera footage of the incident which will make some semblance of the four way self conflicting testimony of the parties involved in this affray , is it on youtube yet , like a certain other icon ?

'Hacker Safe' leader defrauded investors, prosecutors say

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Pirate

Hmmm

Hmmm , just the standard US Best Business Practices of the me myself and I type called screw the customer for every cent in the dollar possible , that we see every day , hour and minute on Wall Street , so the question now arises when are they going to charge the entire brokerage houses crew , all and sundry , who are involved in that ponzi scam market too with the same identical charges of theft and deception ?

The old story if you play the market expect to deal with a rather lot of pirates sitting in the seats in front of you !

Legal experts wary of MySpace hacking charges

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Dead Vulture

Unfortunately

Unfortunately , suicide is a very complex issue and cannot be dressed up in either legalese or any other simplistic terms !

As the person involved is under a number unrelated cumulative stress factors and the subtle mood changes or cry for for help prior to the actually event are totally ignored by all around them quite literally and/or temper tantrums are totally ignored and put down to growing pains as in all the dumb ass stupid self help quackery medical books that are so popular with the masses from Dr Spock's fiction book in 1946 to all of today's releases as well ! These stress factors can effectively range from dumb ass parents expectations of seeking additional school performance above the child's limited talent and scholastic performance range for not every child at school is in the top five percent intelligence range or the skinny under fed cheer leader class(like in the total smuck usual crass wrong general average High School Student standard Hollywood "B" grade image film "Bring It On , 2000 "). Or now given the large percentage of childhood obese come from mostly parents over feeding their children on high sugar junk food , parental financial stress contributes as well ! Or they wrap them in so much protective cotton wool that goes to extremes circumstances as shown in one Hollywood Movie which went well over the top ! , called "The Virgin Suicides" 1999. In this sample the girls basic dysfunctional parents were virtually certifiably insane god crazed lunatics and basically unfit to raise any children period , but no one in authority took any notice or really cared either way , even after the tragic end of the girls .

Further , we have massive self image body double standards caused by the mass media in both TV weather girl/news reader total bimbo class with all looks , but of little real talent , to the other extremes in fashion magazines with massive digitally enhanced slimmed down altered skin tones and so forth with equally moronic adds that fail to reflect real life or anorexic skin and bone models in demand to fit the magic size six(may have been the case in the 1896-1901/1929-1937 depression but not any more). When the vast majority of these over fed obese children on high sugar diets from fast food crap fed to them by parents and schools as well (Thank you Coca Cola & Pepsi for your unwanted cheap $ sponsorship needed because of lack of funding from the state which are in turn based on consumption of their artificially coloured and flavoured liquid corn/sugar syrup crap , and they wonder why children are hyper active and suffering from other related diseases from overdosing on over prescribed barbiturates ) are in reality with expanded frames size 14 plus !

Yes , basically all crass women's top fashion magazines or the very large majority of the non super model class of catwalk slaves to an unreal surreal world , where in the name alleged beauty of thinness some very nasty criminal acts are performed on some of the the participants routinely behind the scenes out of sight from the public view or routinely talked about , but the fashion magazines reporters are forced by editorial/proprietor considerations of money first and foremost , to ignore these basic facts and/or reflect real life proportions within the standard bell curves of the general population at large !

This turkey of a prosecutor and "Peter Principle adherent" should be sacked immediately now , as basically "it" is going well above and beyond the job description of the office for as in real life as it will create a new criminal element where none existed before ! Question becomes thus , the greater the number of criminals real or unreal , they jail , the greater their pretensions and creating the false lie of protecting that which is not real (whilst say for example say in America some 45,000 are mown down in car incidents with one quarter coming from 8% of the roll overs of the vast numbers of unstable tank size Chairman Ronnie inspired big fat and mostly ugly overweight fallovers fitted without both anti-lock/stable zone control brake system(put off till 2011 or another 60,000 killed , but who cares not the US Car Companies it seems !) as fitted as standard on all Mercedes Benz's from 1999 on , but surprisingly somewhere 100,000 and 150,000 routinely die in hospitals at the hands of their incompetent medical doctors , so guess who the next class of felons incarcerated in the criminal system becomes thus thanks to this case , or the jail prisoners will get better medical treatment or perhaps not really, as they are just more quacks in jail then real prisoners !)

Sadly , those with stars in their eyes and cotton wool in their ears style parents without even a modicum of common sense brought up on a steady diet of quackery useless medical tomes sold to the public since 1946 can never see beyond their own nose or hear outside their concrete encased single brain cell at the best of times !

Choices , no one wins and every one loses in this case especially doctors who over prescribe by the numbers and don't listen to anything their patients say and teachers /uni lecturers inclusive too , that little bit more of the freedom we expect Democracy to deliver is lost in the noise ! Sadly, yet in today's era of almost instant communication , the world we know appears to be regressing rapidly towards an over the top CHEKA/NKVD/KGB/GRU style police state known in the Russian history books as the "Stalin Era" and of course our ever faithful lack of guts 419er politicians will obey the prosecutors whip in any direction he or she chooses , rather then say "hang on a minute you are incompetent and now exceed your job description by a large margin indeed and cut his/her budget to shreds instead forcing them to toe the reasonable line !

If this comes to pass , we are all like a dead bird with our throats slashed at the slightest imagined transgression , and effectively one will have to erect a country size Razor Wire Fence replete with heavily armed security guards at all entrances and exits like the USSR of old Stalin times , which didn't work even back then !

Can Microsoft 'do' open source by 2015?

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Linux

Well

Well can a fat pig fly and out swim a penguin ?

That's your answer !

Can't decide how to vote? Publicwhip.org will tell you

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Joke

But Still

But still , when all said and done the average elected politician is no better then your average 419er shyster crook ! For they promise much , telling many lies in the process , do very little in return and always come back with more ways to empty your wallet with grand schemes that need more pots of gold to reach the rainbow and then give absolutely nothing back in return for what you spend on these wowsers and wankers to maintain their rich and opulent lifestyle at the feeding trough of self greed ahead of logic or the people's wishes !

Little wonder people routinely fall for all these 419 scams because we see it in action every day at every level of elected government operating with impunity !

UK Carriers safe: Other war-tech ripe for the chopper

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Maybe

Maybe the UK Navy should be buying the cheaper and better Sukhoi SU-34FN which does not need the expensive steam catapults and make do with the ski ramp jump system !

Activist coders aim to deafen Phorm with white noise

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just a thought

Just a thought , a pity one cannot set the browser security to purge all cookies in the pot so as to speak just prior to the next search , so the browser has no useful cookie pattern as it is always running on empty and at the same time warehouse the isolated phorm cookie so that it will never see more then the browser homepage at any given point in time !

Apple will please missile makers by backing PA Semi's chip

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But

But , will an ibomb blend ?

Outback hack suspect denied bail

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So

So , is this what happens when a Mac tries to work in a Win2K environment many deletions and little work done ?

Apple okay with Safari 'carpet bombing' vuln for now

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So funny

So funny !

So will this put a final end from the one in twenty minority company of those very stupid and illogical Mac versus PC crummy adds we see ?

I'll put on my mini dragon flame proof coat !

European manned spaceflight plan proposed

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Gates Horns

Say

Say by the time you do all the extra fixes needed it would weigh another five tonnes so they may as well call it W. Von Braun or Herman Oberth instead , so to me it would be far cheaper and more logical to use the mostly older and usually reliable well proven working Russian SOYUZ design !

But since they are spending wads of taxpayers money to fund another fat turkey , obviously some extensive empire building within ESA is now being built by adherents to the "Peter Principle" within it's current management structure !

Now where do they hide the paper clip counters when you need them with their hidden from sight veto stamp , to kill these bad "It seemed like a good idea at the time" silliness ?

For it reminded me of the old old story , if it works keeping adding small changes till it is broken , where if it is broken you leave it alone and as usual your staff will then fix all your little problems you have caused from your own basic stupidity and incompetence for free , as they are forced to find ways to work through the mess you have self created . Thus leaving you to take the accolades for a fix you did not do and still don't understand , sweet !

Neighbourhood Watch 2.0: Your tensions are being monitored

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So it's true then

So it's true then the 419er's have finally taken over the entire western style democracy as we know it !

"Idiocracy" has arrived !

CBS saves CNet from activist investors

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It's Doomed

It's doomed to fail badly !

Build a 1TB MacBook

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Coat

@ac

@ac surely you jest , or do you hail from the backward twin islands of the permanent mist in the South Pacific where things move slowly in the permanent fog ! All one could do was quite easily upgrade to newer and bigger IDE HD's with a simple screw driver as they became available on the market unlike major surgery required in this case and if you needed a DVD/CD writer just unplug the bulk storage drive and plug the optical drive in , truly a very simple and elegant solution with no surgery needed either !

Also since an E Sata card exists for the PCMCIA slot , that too allows additional drives as well , so who indeed needs to butcher their note book with those two options available which could mean the Toshiba Notebook can literally access well in excess of 1.5TB of storage space , and the Mac has how much again with that set up ?

Question , what part of the word "Simple" do you not understand ?

Time to put on that vinyl record Jethro Tull Album whose first line goes "Really dont mind if you sit this one out." and most people know by heart the last line of the last verse too(the Ilooney version is a bit harsh on the ears when played through quality QUAD ESL63's and is of low bit rate in quality as are most DRM'd AAC encodings !).

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Funny Ha ha !

Funny ha ha to that , as Toshiba had that trick years before this one became available for a large number of their portables and at a lot cheaper prices using a USB port so one could hot swap too , so thus the wheel keeps on turning in the same endless circle !

Son of 419 victim contacts El Reg

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Psst !

Psst! , all this talk of the 419 scams reminded me of one we are living in one now except we call it "Democracy" !

For after all we always re-elect the same dead brained incompetents who play us like a harp for ever demanding even more money in the form of taxes to feed their greedy pigopoulos friends with more outrageous schemes they claim will protect us or create an idyllic society from the mysterious never ending improbable threats(sound familiar now) . Create stupid laws design to enrich their mates fat back pockets and when that doesn't work come back with same lame excuse every time for even larger wads of cash to think of an even more improbable answer to that which they do not want !

So effectively we are already living in one big huge 419 scam as we speak (ever notice taxes especially indirect ones never decrease whilst income tax appear to go down they go up at the same time ?)and have been brainwashed subtly by those in power to accept these so called get rich schemes by stealth !

Perhaps the reason why so many greedy and gullible people fall for these so called dead get a brain scams is the simple fact they are trying to bite the hand they hate called the local politician !

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Sad or is it just another scam variation?

Sad , if 0.0015 % truth exists in that particular email , it goes to show that no amount of education will protect them from their own self greed like the woman in the land of the paranoid who shot her sleeping husband in the back with a shotgun at under five feet (nasty big holes they make at that range) , there after told even bigger lies as the dead victims cannot defend themselves in the media or in a court of law from slander and libel and then the suckers fell for that fishy tale , hook line and sinker inclusive !

If false with the odds running at 99.985% in favour of that option , what can one say other then a fool and his money are soon parted !

Or perhaps you should alternatively run a back scam like those tricksters do on another 419 web site !

Choices and options make life interesting to say the least or does one need a flame resistant coat !

Bell Canada chokes P2P and privacy?

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Sad really

Sad really , on digg a recent submission under the title "How Much File Sharing Traffic Travels the Net ? Update " provided graphs on the average internet traffic and the so called threat that p2p poses is one that is more hype then fact in real life !

link =http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/05/how-much-file-s.html

Choices or horses for courses ? Or people who prefer to tell lies rather then admit to the real truth or prefer to believe what they want to believe because it is easier then seeking out the real truth of the matter , which is very evil indeed in system with a billion answers seeking out the questions that have yet to be asked at one's fingertips ?

Although , it really goes to show since the dawn of this new century , we have been fed much propaganda with no real supporting evidence from many so called official , corporate and mass media sources and it continues on unabated even now !

I'll get my coat , it is the one that now has the new micro mini four percent only dragon flame proof option installed too !

Royal Navy warships could run on sunflower oil - if fresh

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@charles

@charles forgotten much about how ENRON distorted the trading prices of Electricity Supplies by doing a combination of illegal insider trading bidding up against themselves in a round robin affair and sending false mixed messages to the Generating Company selling their surplus daily power output above the locals needs demand will be on such a day time and for such a duration ! This allowed the the Power Generators to shut down sets for the usual maintenance needed to keep the plant in good order . They had realized that due to a combination of factors the then greedy and rich Pacific Gas and Electric in California was heavily dependent on the buying external power low and selling high to the locals for a critical percentage of both peak and off peak power and could be taken down in a simple ponzi market scam which required a lot of money they never had before or during the duration of the scam either but had the best creative lying accountants money could buy though to fool the SEC , the shareholders and fake books for the non existent company pension fund too !

If you just look below the surface the current Oil Market is suffering from a very similar artificial ENRON Ponzi type scam with a few select players playing very dirty pool as China will become the major player and dwarf even the reformed sisters(Standard Oil) in size and political power to dictate all terms and the fact that Iranians are now using Euro's instead of dollars whose value now decline by the day and if a few more side show producers join up with them it will be all over and the scheme will come down like a house built on a pack of cards on a quicksand foundations !

Bumpy road ahead with lots of very deep almost bottomless pot holes !

Google kills Anonymous AdSense account

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Interesting

Interesting , if you applied those rules at least half the videos on you tube would be taken down as a violation of the the terms and conditions including the infamous "Rick Roll"

We live in world without justice and much false propaganda !

Dallas kids tracked for their own good

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@jason

@jason surely a quick check of google and any other search engine on the intertubes will show you the black heart of Texas suffice to say that on any given day some seven million merkins are under state and federal supervision or incarcerated within the very large US prison system and now exceeds that of the large populous nations of India and China combined by a very large margin , so what's a few more truants added to that current list of detainees but a small drop in the ocean ?

Remember on the intertubes there must be a least a billion answers out there seeking out the questions that people have yet to ask !

Heathrow 777 crash: Siberian cold to blame?

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Paris Hilton

So

So who needs the fake so called time consuming liquid explosives with buckets of ice needed to create them , when simple software time bombs in the form of glitches and bugs can kill the modern fly by wire computer controlled aircraft !

Sad really , when you think about it , the best brains in the business and they are all still scratching their posteriors looking for a cause , that could be so simple and obvious that it may be staring them in the face or was it that mystery passenger in seat 57 turning on his Mac Book Air at that critical juncture in time ?

As one would say so many questions were answered , the one they wanted still eludes them all !

Some things can be very elusive indeed , when illogical thinking could solve the problem easily !

Sony OLED TV longevity claim challenged

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Hmmm

Hmmm , still fitting rootkit as a standard fixture I see , atypical of SONY !

The old story you pays for what you get and get what you pays for , that is for sure !

Intel said to feed Google solid state drives

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What shortage ?

What shortage ? , with Intel's newest production facility fab 28 (an older sister plant fab 18 built in 1999 mostly subsidised by the US Tax payer directly and indirectly producing the cheap flash memories we see today) only just about to come on line now , but capable of drinking enough water to feed at least a million thirsty camels at a place called Qiryat Gat(ex philistine city of Gath(wine press) of ye olden biblical times , some one at Intel does indeed have a very wicked sense of humour here) using 45nm technology on 45cm silicon wafers ?

Intel ain't that dumb , when you are number one you think both big and ahead at the same time in order to stay number one !

Set-top box modders sent to prison

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Oh well

Oh well a good thing the last transportation victims to far flung lands were in another century , which now only leaves either Belize or the Falkland Islands at the current rate the prisons will be totally full and absolutely overflowing with those evil ten million or so "Copyright" criminals that infest the land so !

I'll get my coat when it comes back from the tailors to repair the flame damage from the Apple Mac fanatics , what a toasty lot they are !

Weapons, oil prices driving worldwide atom ambitions

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Welkome

Welkome to the 250,000 year or 8,350 generation resultant pollution problem that has yet to be resolved successfully or to put in another way some 568 square miles of closed and uninhabitable state land with the same time frame in a place called Hanford , Washington State , in the land of the paranoid and very insecure wangs armed with 5,000 "Oppenheimer's Toys"

Sting summed it up neatly in his song "The Russians" thus :

How can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy

There is no monopoly in common sense

On either side of the political fence

We share the same biology

Regardless of ideology

Believe me when I say to you

There is no historical precedent

To put the words in the mouth of the President

There's no such thing as a winnable war

It's a lie that we don't believe anymore

Oh well it's time to go back to dodging those pesky cars and bikes whilst crossing the road on a pedestrian crossing with a green walk sign !

Although I believe the law of averages estimates to the ripe old age of 79.2 years old , I have one chance in seven of dying from any type of cancer and a one chance in eighty of being killed by a car (1.2 million killed annually with 20 million injured at least and we take this deadly weapon for granted but quantified by "Smeed's Law").

Some things can be more fatal then being afraid of that which is totally hypothetical claptrap as expressed daily for self interest reasons only when you look behind the tissue thin surface veneer by our mostly drunk on the job politicians with their heads stuffed in the pig feeding trough with greedy sticky hands held for more then they are legally entitled too and is not self evident in real life in a real world , numbers are such nice play toys are they not ?

Every one plays the numbers game !

Web cam images undo MacBook thieves

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Nice to see

Nice to see the Mac fans are still living in denial of the Mac Book Air fiasco in Canada or the recent Leopard 10.5.2 update debacle or the Ilooney Adobe fiasco too name but a few of the all to numerous scams originating from the Cupertino Campus and still do not understand one letter in the word denial by choice !

First the software is very buggy , needs a lot more work and refining as it is more alpha then beta software , extremely difficult to set up and securing it , is more of a nightmare then most users care to admit (good to see a minority of users tend to overlook the obvious faults )!

Ah yes the one in twenty five are truly classic in more ways then one , but as the real market says you are in the minority with pretensions for being the majority that will never happen in any century !

Choices can be seen to be evil , especially for those who choose to not look beyond their nose from behind those rose coloured glasses !

Flame on boys it be so funny it is more fun then using nitrous oxide with helium at a party !

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Essentially

Essentially , as this story unfolds it shows that Mac's have some very serious ill conceived security flaws with this software as installed and is just what the botnet boys need to take all these Mac's down and own them literally from a through z !

Little wonder MacBook Air was history at that recent Canadian security Conference and the first to go down in less then two minutes flat !

Flames are what is needed when these self wanking fans of the one in twenty five have such weak and non existent intertube security , what a very flawed OS indeed as it is insecure by nature , what a hoot !

Question now becomes , can the wankers at the Cupertino Campus be sued for false and misleading advertising thus ?

DVD smut malware blights US forces in Iraq

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Paris Hilton

@AC

@ac surely you jest , for a certain hotline during office hours only in DC at the Pentagon is literally rung off the hook by the very large volume of complaints from the female combat troops in the region in question , of harassment of assorted evil ways from their love starved male US counterparts . It used to be a 24 hour service but the investigators assigned to the office were quite literally run off their feet by the huge volume of verifiable valid complaints !

Ah yes boys will certainly be boys , however you seemed to forget the very large percentage of the troops at actually the older reservist variety using weaponry that dates back to the earlier days of that crazy Asian War whom the draft dodger chimp they call boss , ran away from to hide behind the skirts of his daddy's friend's wives and daughters !

We live in strange times indeed !

How ComScore can track your mouse clicks

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So

So a more insidious version of form strikes again , that reflects the effects of addblocking software for both IE/FF too or so it would seem ?

Evil is as evil does !

They deserve to be roasted in hell or where ever the global warming is the hottest and driest without reliable electricity supplies for the Air Conditioning and Computers , a truly evil mob in more ways then one .

Quick , turn up the heat !

Optus named second Oz iPhone carrier

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Paris Hilton

Who gives a rats A****

Who gives a rats A**** for a god phone any way !

As one would say what a useless piece of S*** labelled as a uncool must not have fashion accessory !

Say I wonder if one of these babies will fit ?

Link http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=587

Microsoft appeals record European Commission fine

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Boffin

One wonders

One wonders given the high cost of the legal shyster consultant teams ex US and Europa as well for the last four years that would have set them back somewhere between fifty and one hundred million pesetas as well so one would think that M$ is milking the whole exercise to extract the maximum tax corporate offsets possible both in the Euro and US arms for as long as possible hence the excessive feet dragging to avoid settlement for as long as possible !

Apple to issue refunds for sparky, prematurely dying products

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What a wank !

What a wank and a flamer for a cheap ass settlement with more propaganda money to suck you in to buy more crud !

Obviously they saw those idiots coming from miles away !

Retailers risk libel nightmare over 'no-work' database

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Unhappy

So

So , would not the Fuzz and Defective lazy plods want to add this list of degenerate employees to generate a plausible list of new offenders suspect list as well as a supplement for the usual suspect to stitch up for any crime list !

Your personal data just got permanently cached at the US border

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Dead Vulture

PS @ all sorry for second post just an update

PS @all who think you can use US Mail Express Post , FedEx or UPS parcel post items in and out of the United Soviet States of Amerika please guess again as all in bound parcels are supposedly scanned sniffed(not very relevant given that military flights appear to be routinely ignored by customs for state security reasons though) and checked .

check this reference link

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/search/content/local_news/epaper/2008/05/07/m1a_ups_0507.html

Sadly , as one would say the bureaucracy has been ramped up to the nth degree by the DC chimp in his endless self wanking forever war of nothing to create a mountain out of a mole hill in order to bankrupt the country in more ways then one and reduce democracy as we know to be a scam illusion that would make Joseph Stalin smile in his grave !

A dead bird is appropriate here !

US: BAE 'could have' pirated our secret Stealth 3.0 tech sauce

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Sounds like

Sounds like the technology they stole from the Russians too me !

Texas realizes Amazon is in Texas

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Taxes

No matter how slick and savvy your lawyers and accountants are , ultimately the man who writes the rules is the winner because they will always write the rules so they can ultimately fund their corrupt ways and pig feeding trough for friends and the stupid wowserisms to write even more silly rules for people to follow and the police to fine them for general revenue whilst doubling the gulags to find an additional low cost work force for corporate amerka to use !

But alas , some people with more pesos then brains prefer the plebe's and slaves to pay their taxes so they can have even more pesos in their posterior !

To me it would be cheaper for Amazon in the long term to run up the white flag and start working towards co-operation rather then shove the finger up yours truly , for the rule makers have bigger nukes !

FBI probe discovers counterfeit kit in US military networks

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Paris Hilton

Oh

Oh buy cheap , sell high scam , that's the second oldest trick in the book and has been going on in the the land of the paranoid was incorporated in 1776 in the land of the paranoid and insecure .

I believe it is called the "American Way of Life and standard best corporate business practices Halliburton Style "

After all it is a scam a second country at level of society !

Windows XP SP3 sends PCs into endless reboot

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Sounds like

Sounds like they need to restore AutopatcherXP .

Rock Group goes titsup

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Coat

Not quite as bad as this gambler

He stole more and longer too

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/04/22/1019441221198.html

by the way the company is still trading and being run by it's founder too !

NZ bank robber stashes loot where the sun don't shine

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No Comment

No comment , it speaks for itself !

Extreme porn bill gets final reading

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Paris Hilton

So

So does this mean the Customs waste paper recycle bin at all points of entry will have the choicest and best collection of soft porn magazines in the country and all the poor unfortunate children delivering newspapers will not be able to nick or browse the same magazines from the corner news paper shop and the airport shop will have to bring daily local approved replacements by the truck load !

Oh no , stand by for a epic rise in the sub teen baby boom at your nearest hospital as they all switch from lusting at pictures and try for the real thing instead , now ain't that the truth !

Say didn't the Oliver Cromwell crony mob have a stab at this style of Puritanism and had an epic fail too , as they were forced to flee to the west as the angry irritated mobs started throwing many an empty bottle at these wowsers self wanking themselves just a few short years on and a few centuries later their offspring went on to create the long dry spell which didn't last all that long either as the empty bottle throwing mob returned thus !

Those that fail to learn the lessons in history are doomed to repeat the same mistakes for eternity or until sanity comes back at least , perhaps by the 31st century maybe ?

Creative to free Audigy Windows Vista compatibility app

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Paris Hilton

Oh well

Oh well , one could say they did it to themselves , but it sounds like M$ Vista and Direct X10 have way too many bugs to be classified as a stable OS especially after a lot of after market common use software seems to require extensive surgery to run after SP1 !

Choices , or horses for courses , or could it be an impending class action law suit ?

I want a baby, coos broody Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton

Perhaps

Perhaps , she should follow the tradition of the twin islands of the perpetual shroud like mist in the South Pacific who notoriously slice and dice names to reassemble them thus like Raelene and Gwyneth becomes Raewyn and so forth , think of the fun she could have with her family names such as Parbar or Ariaro .

Strange people indeed ?

Although , if it wasn't for the million plus Oz tourists replacing those that have fled the the poverty , extensive rampant unemployment and rust to a better life , traipsing about in the almost perpetual clouds and spending enough money to feed the fewer remaining locals for twelve months a time , so they can leap off bridges with ropes attached and also generously allowing the local inhabitants to find better paying jobs , warmer weather and new permanent homes just a short hop , skip and jump to the west as the crow flies , most people would not know they exist in this century as the sun sets earlier there then in Oz too !

FBI withdraws secret Internet Archive probe

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Actually Aussie Paradox

Actually Aussie paradox , the reason the Oz government can backdate laws goes back to the days of old called the seventies of the last century when little Johnny of Oz , the DC chimps second best forgotten bum buddy and now the second fastest already forgotten one , was the then second worse Federal Treasurer (sad really isn't , Little Johnny is always number two at everything he does for his entire political career from the start to the end ). At this point in time hyper stagflation was raging worse then any Sydney Bushfire known before or since and a certain CIA Oz chief main operation front office outside the Embassy in Canberra was a very dodgy merchant bank in Old Sydney Town called "Nugan Hand" , whose greed for money along with illicit heroin drug running from Burma into Oz , made them the chief architect of an extremely large money laundering and tax avoidance fraud called "Bottom of the Harbour" which by today's standard would be in the billions .

This operation involved in moving the capital out from the company without paying tax of any type by a series of deviant by non existent money transfers and replacing the company directors with the homeless people without any financial means but unemployed due to the raging out of control stagflation !

Little Johnny was told to his face or so the story goes , create a law to address the problem and recover the loot and he apparently said no to his bosses face , to which the reply was there is the door , it was his choice ! So thus the Federal Back Date Law was born and stood the High Court test case and the rest became history (the appeals system to the English Privy Council was repealed some time around the early seventies by the previous government of the day which had been shafted by the CIA front bury the hatchet in your head job a few years before then with one of their other stooges but that is another story for another day) !

Alas the FBI knows they have no real legal legs they can fall back to with these letters hence they cut fold with these jokers and go via another back window house breaking style operation !