* Posts by heystoopid

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Spaniards show off touchscreen moto-computer tech

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Oh no

Oh no , just another splat device in the car to kill the brain dead driver , thus allowing the end user to go straight to the graveyard after instillation unable to turn right or left on the way !

A fatal choice indeed !

New York threatens Comcast with anti-porn suit

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So

It is so obvious he is after Eliot's old job including the perks along with everything else that he had too before he was evicted , atypical of the double standards all yanker self wanking wowser politicians suffer from in the land of the paranoid and unfree and the rather nice comfortable attachments or aides that come with the job !

Divorce for shouty YouTube wife

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Hmmm

Hmmm , the the old story of you ask for what you get and get what you ask for and revenge is never the wisest foot to be the first step !

Undoubtedly , she will attempt to sell even more sleaze and innuendo to the usual crap trash unreadable supermarket dime magazine or British Tabloid Newspaper of the type that is usually reserved for wrapping yesterdays trash in and nobody bothers to read in the first place past the page three Samantha Fox clone girlie picture with many features over enhanced by photoshop , of how she was robbed of that which she was never entitled too in the first place "Oh the evil injustice of it all , oh woe is me she will cry ! " !

It would be a sweet irony , given the current dodgy state of the entire US Bank and financial system , if she had just banked the settlement funds is the next Bank in line to financially implode on the day before the funds are cleared(All Wall Street brokerage houses have a complete list of all US Banks about to financially implode due to being over whelmed by bad debts exceeding both reserves and assets by very large margins within the next few months , and a couple of big banks are on that list too)!

Alas , after her ten finger legal friends finish with that settlement payment deducting their usual ten digit toe cutting fees , she would be lucky to raise enough of the settlement monies left for a one way ticket back to obscurity even flying with el cheapie airlines like Ryanair !

Or as Andy Warhol once said "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." , unfortunately for this particular woman her time of fame had expired long before in another century or two or three long ago ,well before she even arrived on the scene in the first place !

Operation Sprogwatch: Keeping tabs on the kids

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Hmmm , would not the basic psychology 101 give the answer that the wankers and wowsers who buy into this type of tracking technology are in fact over the line suffering from basic self induced paranoid psychotic insecurity and are in obvious need of assorted medicines(Ritulin , Prozac and other questionable mind control crap sold in this field) or extensive couch treatment to counteract this psychosis or malaise of the mind and also very much on the borderline of that which they are allegedly protecting the child from(the bulk of that particular problem is from within the close family circle and those whom many dumber adults consider as persons holding absolute trust , but have other reasons for being opportunistic rats within the fold ) !

The problem thus arises , whilst in theory you can teach the subject but unless one can experience also the practical side of the learning curve in real life in real time , thus much of what is taught is both deemed by the child as mostly irrelevant and immaterial and very quickly filed under IFS !

Thus it becomes , those who suffer from this self induced psychotic paranoid insecurity behavior of not allowing a child to trust it's own convoluted judgment or common sense at any age , are recreating it for the next generation to react against and so the cycle continues on and on ! It also sends the message to the child in question I neither trust myself or you at the same time to do the right thing because at some point as a parent we truly do have to let the offspring seek their own independent way in life and follow other destiny's and not your pre-ordained one way trip to paranoia hell of worrying about the improbable what ifs in our real world outside the artificial all enveloping self created one of the cotton wool blanket one which stifles learning anyway !

One can say of these self wanking wowser devices as sold , "Idiocracy Truly Rocks!" , but then again , we were truly warned about the coming of this form of inherent illogical stupidity back in 1969 though !

Let the flame wars continue thus !

If your SSD sucks, blame Vista, says SSD vendor

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I only wish M$ would bring out a better Hard Disc Filing system rather then the current spray and pray one they use with all their existing OS's !

Asus Eee PC storms Euro PC maker chart

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So where are the parachute pod babes holding up their portable re-entry navigation units based on the EEEpc ?

Apple swipes £121 for 'free' MobileMe trial

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Or

As Nelson Muntz would say about the Cupertino Pirates in the Apple La La isle "Ha! Ha!"

Very nice line of fraud Apple is doing !

AMD loses $1.19bn and CEO Ruiz

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@louis

@louis did not Intel actually reverse engineer some AMD chip lines due a very fatal basic error and flaw in one particular design line that made it a real dud at street level due to the fact that it was basically incompatible to all that which went before it including their old designs !

As for AMD , there was an obvious trend to the expanding demand for low power mobile chips long before it became obvious given the total numbers sold as either replacements for desktop boxes or the ultra lightweight sub kilo or one and half pound class of small screen units like the sudden hit wonder called the atom powered EEEPC .

The reality is that a very large desktop or notebook provider one should have multiple alternate designs running either AMD or Intel to obviate the current crisis of Intel's inability to either ramp up demand or make adequate numbers of the low power mobile lines in high demand !

Unfortunately the Merchant Wankers and Financial disaster wowsers are only in it for the $ commission with big cuts of the top both ways , told the AMD board that it was a good buy even though the company was a virtual legless turkey on bare minimum life support requiring major capital injection to survive are the real pond scum in this equation , for they were selling a business but were absolutely clueless of how to run it properly in the first place , thus very nice line of work to be in if you can get real cash for free and accept zero responsibility at the time !

With benefit of hindsight , the existing AMD Board should have stopped at the boundary line reviewed all the data noting that the ARM and GPU unlike the CPU line of business is extremely volatile and fully capable burning through advanced research $$$ like there is no real tomorrow ! Further they forgot to ask as to whom was getting the lions share of the easy money from sales commissions to and from and also reviewed what has happened to basic GPU graphics chips within the past decade as to how much faster they become obsolete in real terms in less then six months from release date as the next smarter offspring runs out of the money pit screaming look at me , I will kick bulldust in the face of those puny processors that had escaped from the same looney bin before and now you must pay through your A@%*$ to maintain the current bleeding edge of technology and so on !

The reality is those greedy ones who voted yes on this improbable combination on the AMD Board of management have virtually shot themselves in the heart whilst lopping off all their arms and legs making themselves into a horse that can't walk or run for the next few years and looking up their own posterior at the same time because they chose not to ask the difficult "What ifs !" and let other people run off with the best cream laughing all the way to their banks !

The real shame is , if these silly wankers had even the smallest shred of honesty and integrity they should now directly apologize to all stockholders ,resign immediately without taking any additional compensation as recompense and throw open full vacancies at the annual general meeting for smarter and better more financially savvy directors who will look after all the stockholders interests ahead of their own self interest greed and who refuse to take any crapola served up on a platter to them at face value !

Sadly , that will never happen as both stupidity and greed always exceeds ability , "Idiocracy rules absolutely !" , or a fool playing with stockholders money and capital reserves is easily parted in the current world of financial sharks needing fresh road kill after the current smoke and mirrors fictional secure mortgage debacle they had been running from 2001 through 2007 died a sudden death causing an untold yet to be accounted misery for every Bank , Financial Institutions and Pension funds needing this cash from 2012 , by siphoning off the only real cash leaving trails of valueless paper being held by clueless end users at every opportunity possible and then some !

The polite but evil expression is , if the stockholders had any sort of collective brains they should be not asking for but actually sacking the entire Board , CEO and CFO at AMD and then suing them for full restitution for these and future losses thus incurred to date due to very poor forward planning until the mess is sorted out may be? Thus ending the super dreamland of platinum plus in the land of la la these wankers are currently living in of absolutely no care and zero responsibility of other peoples money as it has become that which can be pointlessly burnt or routinely wasted at every opportunity whilst lining their wallets exclusively and funding an unsupportable unrealistic "Jack did it , why not me too ?" lifestyle !

Choices can be evil and those willing to do the right thing because it is the right thing to do are very thin on the ground in this 21st Century of Propaganda with much smoke and mirrors obscuring the lethal minefields now before us covering the horizon in every direction !

Attack of the Italian space pod parachute babes

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Hmmm , very nice replacements for the ASUS beach girl indeed , one could easily get lost in their beaming smiles !

Raptor and Eurofighter go head to head

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@glen

@glen surely you jest about East Timor , for real history tells us a totally different take on both the events of the year 1975 and that of which you inferred about in 1999 and sadly you have forgotten much about what really happened in those two or more particular years of some very world shattering events which shaped peoples and countries reactions as well !

Now post 1945 WW2 , the US has maintained and operated two very powerful Naval Nuclear Armed and Equipped Battle groups in both the Indian Ocean and the South China Seas or better known as Indonesia's front and back doors respectively . They have always since independence from the Dutch in 1945 influenced either directly or indirectly much of what happens in the country in question since then !

Now let us add a few dates like August 9th 1974 the day Tricky Dicky fell on his own sword , a year of continuing massive stagflation in the US , add April 30th 1975 , the day Saigon fell creating massive numbers refugees who could only seek comfort mostly in the US or Oz as every other country slammed doors in their face ,! After the fall of Tricky Dicky the out going US foreign interventionist/domino theory was discredited and thrown into the waste paper basket due to a small problem as it had been proven as more fiction then fact and out of control stagflation was now a real killer , so thus the country went into a form of comatose sleep and became introverted as they had a lot of internal problems to fix awaiting the arrival of fixit now not later ,a man called Jimmy Carter !

Next in July 1997, Asia went into total economic melt down , and then in Indonesia which was for intents and purposes absolutely bankrupt at every level of it's society an evil dictator who had personally organized the East Timor grand larceny scheme and was responsible for ordering the deaths of untold thousands was tossed out of his own office on May 21st , 1998 and finally who supported and championed the East Timor UN resolution but one US El Presidente called Bill Clinton who also had the keys to biggest loaded arsenal known to man !

As always rose coloured glasses tend to cloud ones view of real events in real time ,looking back in hindsight is good though !

As for the Oz military having absolutely no ability to guard or protect even it's own coastline and absolutely minimal offensive capability past a maximum of seven days on a ten square mile area , man what brand of interesting pills do you use ? , may I have some too please !

For the others the words they have forgotten in this debate is "Mutually Assured Destruction Absolutely To The Point Of No Return !" , for those so equipped with "Oppenheimer's Toys ! "

As W.O.P.R. or Joshua would say "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." . Or Stephen Falken "The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war without destroying ourselves. To get the computers to learn from mistakes we couldn't afford to make. Except, I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson." or "Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up."!

Have a nice day you all !

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Oh well , time to build the less expensive unmanned "Robotech" aircraft with enhanced AI to learn from their cousins and fellow clones mistakes thus allowing G force limitations on the aircraft rather then delicate human pilot limits of between six and nine gees absolute to blackout and death , but as for the other two one my money is on the cheaper Russian built MKI in any fight by at least ten to one !

There are countermeasures which can negate all low observable Stealth technology we know today long before the incoming craft can deploy countermeasures , some are cheap and one is very expensive to own and operate and can be easily blindsided too !

But alas "Starfish Prime" test results of July 9th 1962 shows that all things electronic will die in a large radius without destroying the ground infrastructure (much like the opening scenario in the TV show 'Dark Angel')

Sadly though , in the age of "Oppenheimer's Toys" , within thirty five minutes of any war scenario plan using conventional weapons of any description with those so equipped the silo and sea launched MIRV birds , they would be flying on their one way trip for "MAD" and long after the first wave of destruction the much slower cruise missiles will be dropping their additional destructive loads thus oops , we just lost six billion casualties in the first hour , so we have the Curtis Lemay nightmare becoming reality , life can be really mean for the so few who survived the first wave !

Sadly though , a number of examples exist in history of a supposedly inferior under trained and lacking in a tactical air superiority and lower ranked equipment have often turned the tables on their supposedly superior enemy , using underhanded differential but very aggressive tactics !

In any war , one should never count one's chickens and claim victory as the supposed underdogs always have a hidden surprise or booby trap ready for the alleged victor to swallow in a costly bitter pill format , as we have already seen in this new 21st century of propaganda in two or more countries supposedly liberated by technically superior forces and the biggest most lethal killer is the most simplest of low technology weapons any fool can put together with minimal of training , very nasty a weapon indeed as it kills sophisticated modern main battle tanks with ease too(go ask US Army about their daily huge but still growing junk pile of the trashed latest generation modern infantry and armored vehicle inventory since the supposed victory day speech from an aircraft carrier ) !

One truly has to love these armchair flying generals make much crow talk , but as always most of their arguments are either locked into a fixed loop of my tool is always better then yours or other endlessly loopy arguments not based on fact !

In any war there are no real winners but simultaneously every one becomes the loser at the same time , as all wins become pyrrhic victories at the end point for all parties involved !

But as always, for some people where the means justify the ends and the ends justify the means will always waste other peoples time and money , for such is life !

Hackintosh maker gets legal greeting from Apple

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Hmmm

Hmmm , for Pystar let me introduce you to our dear departed soul called "Franklin" who was born in the halcyon early days but departed quickly before the all in one handy dandy useful Mac 9" the best man made toilet paper hanger case arrived on the scene which is about all it ever was good for anyway from day one to it's better much improved G4/G5 sons of Franklin arrived much later on the scene as too little too late !

As for the other problem me sees much smoke and mirrors with heavy fog clouds on the horizon ,since the largest bulk of the compiled central core of OSX and Snow Leopard is actually open source BSD Unix code as such and is freely available under GPL or copyleft so if the Cupertino pirates and control freaks win , will they go after the BSD fan club and steal all that juicy Unix/Linux copyleft material from under their very noses after that shoot down of Pystar 007 over the Florida Straights latest Oil field with all pipes sucking from the Cuban side of the fence !

Street-savvy Microsoft tries to pop the pimply face of piracy

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Reminded me

Reminded me of a tale of where numbers mean many things to many people for a very few accuracy is paramount or oops the Space Shuttle just destroyed the ISS space station but for corporations and politicians they prefer to feed them up a rat's A@*#!& and then bend the results to meet their corrupted view on the entire scene so as to suit their team of bean counters or fill the wallet of many luxury goodies and many promises of plum no work needed consultancy jobs in these stagflation times in the case of the latter!

But alas , like all bent figures they still won't put the pussy out at night to terrorize the wildlife or walk your dog on any day of the year summer or winter , now where did I put that phone number for the professional dog walker again ?

Asus blames lack of Linux Eee PCs on Atom hold-ups

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Hmmm

Hmmm , can the delays on the mobile chips be due to one or too many drunks in the new plant just recently commissioned at a place called "Kiryat Gat" (Gat is an old Philistine word which literally equals wine press !)

Hic !

Rebellious BT computers refuse to take orders

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So BT obviously now uses M$ Windoze for Telecom Corporations as it's primary customer interface of shoot the customer in the foot many times a day and heavy fingers emptying the customer 's shallow purse , thus needing regular boots daily to function and suffers often from "BSOD" !

What a tragic comedy farce , says a certain some one !

FCC chief wants to throttle Comcast

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The old old story

The old old story of all US Govermint Compartments run by the DC Chimp , is to basically threaten loudly and visibly in public with meaningless propaganda , then do absolutely nothing but miniscule token fines , take the extra kickbacks in bribes and ass polishing and boot licking over paid consultant jobs a few years down the track , then go back to sleep again ! For that is what he has been doing well since the mid nineties for then it becomes some other very minor nobody without any power to enforce it properly or effectively do the job in question as it's arms and legs have been fully amputated by that time and it now no longer is his problem as the buck has been passed to the absolute bottom of the feeding chain !

Oh well fool me four thousand times plus already on a daily basis "Dana Perino Style" , maybe one day I will catch him at the gate without his propaganda ministry and built in oil slick to back him up !

Let the flames continue , but as always far too little far too late to be effective , forgotten much about continued suffering of all Hurricane Katrina Victims at the hands of FEMA even now to this very day and will for a long time to come have we , where as all those lucky enough to score private free self help group aid continue to recover from the same trauma without the same hindrance !

A cynic is never truly dissappointed with any US elected and/or appointed administrators , as the predicted outcome of all these crooks and carpet baggers always falls within their predicted range parameter of low expectations of not doing the right thing at any time and we all know that all thieves and charlatans have absolutely no honor at feeding time !

Malware authors declare start of World War III (again)

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Hmmm sounds more like a subplot in a bigger picture or is it ?

Hmmm , sounds more like a sneaky backdoor NSA subplot in a bigger picture with the media release section at the Pentagon rereleasing crap photo shopped pictures allegedly released by the official Iranian Revolutionary Guards Web Media as the real deal ! Undoubtedly , just another play toy released by the General Mike's old other boys spy on all internally/externally communications kindergarten play group (all foreign non US owned energy giants are fully targetted for some strange reason and numerous "Red Storm Rising" plans are constantly being reviewed and redrafted in the Pentagon as well ?) in Maryland just to add fuel to the fire before January 10th 2009 !

Oh how low can they go , but they still have a lot of ground to make for in what the total number of machines that were infected with the SONY-BMG malware of 2005 which came as an unwanted and unasked windoze only guest on many audio CD discs that year , and those that wanted to blow the whistle were threatened with dire consequences and a Jeffrey White take down order under the DMCA Act !

Reason number 12501 to change and upgrade to another OS system !

Truth may be stranger then fiction ?

IBM's eight-core Power7 chip to clock in at 4.0GHz

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Beast machine

Here I thought Lawrence Livermore's Lab concoction of some 1200 Power PC powered crazy Mac's operating in tandem and parallel was faster than the some of the best overprice Japanese monster machines they can produce today , this baby would not even break out in a sweat running all of JPL's heaviest floating point orbital routines to the six millionth decimal place !

What a beast , indeed !

New York pressures more ISPs into child pornography crackdown

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Oh no

Oh no , I won't be able to buy or sell those cute child like angel winged cherub garden fountain ornaments with their unique water aerating abilities for the big fish pond out the front in full public view !

What a disaster , better send in the plasterers to cover the ones on the ceiling and wall frescoes scattered throughout the assorted churches in the Vatican City and numerous other highly religious churches in this wide world of ours !

Can it get any worse asks ph ?

Upgrade drags Stealth Bomber IT systems into the 90s

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Hmmm , those poor old generation one subsonic stealth aircraft which are not invisible on the old style Woodpecker CB band OTH radars for some reason due to angles of incidence and reflection laws of physics must be getting very close to airframe flight expiry hours when then start to fall apart in the sky like the old Comet generation one Jet Passenger Aircraft back in the fifties !

The reality is that basically like the space shuttle , older technology used to build it is no longer available as new parts due to the march of time and the destruction of sub industry contractors and is only available at a good used electronics disposal store in always in the next suburb !

Converting one of those soon to expire airframes with fly by wire with very questionable tolerance to the latest generation EMP pulse devices will be a nightmare of epic proportions !

Still one wonders , will they keep the control column chicken switch that was installed after a number of rather dumb flying accidents that has happened in the past due to spatial distortion effect and over long pilot flying hours induced tiredness along with some equally stupid training routines thought up by non pilots flogging their brain dead theories whilst simultaneously ignoring all that was learned in a conflict in the past century ?

Choices will be very interesting indeed ?

3G iPhone disassembled, photographed

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So the Cupertino Pirates , wankers and wowsers are at last acknowledging their first version design of the mark one was pure and utter crap that should not have escaped from the drawing board but was carelessly rushed into production unlike some of the more recent Chinese clone variants !

I love it , but would not touch one even if offered for free on a pre paid contract plan due to to many other hidden from sight strings attached !

As Nelson would say "Ha ! Ha!" !

Intel stinks

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What a bunch of wallflowers

What a bunch of wallflowers , for they haven't lived in either Jersey City , near a certain river that catches fire on a regular basis from the raw untreated industrial effluent which is routinely dumped into it or within twenty miles of the world's largest piggery in North Carolina ! This is where the stench is so incredibly bad that even when flying over the place at 5000 feet you can still smell it for they routinely over spray fields with raw untreated pig sewage (this particular corporate entity farms in the region generate the same volume of effluent as per large cities like New York but they have used commercial bribery to blackmail the local government to the point where the spend nothing to clean up their mess and when the heavy seasonal rains literally blow in from down Florida way on winds with a name and wash it all down stream into some one else's back yard ! ) .

Tom Lehrer said it all in his song of the sixties "Pollution"

If you visit american city,

You will find it very pretty.

Just two things of which you must beware:

Dont drink the water and dont breathe the air.

Pollution, pollution,

They got smog and sewage and mud.

Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud.

As they say , green zones are a wonderful idea , but as always the the dumb , the lazy , the thick , the stupid and the ultra cheap morons are always attracted to the cheap urban land developments that spring up around all modern industrial technology skunk works as developers eye the green lands they buy for a cent in the dollar , spend five cents then on sell the package for 1000% profit plus to sell onto the next stupid willing victim that walk through their doors like lambs to the slaughter !

"Idiocracy" has arrived , Arrrgh !

The iPhone 2.0 update - don't do it, kids

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Oh well

Oh well , this puts credence to the sayings since the halcyon days when Apple 2 ruled the waves until it was torpedoed by the Boca Raton mob with it's very much cheaper multiple Chinese built clones that changed the landscape to that which we know today , along with the fact the very much larger open source mob do not have the same problem as the control freaks with every finger and toes in the pie mob at Cupertino central !

"A Cupertino fan is easily fleeced of their money in buckets !"

As Nelson would say " Ha ! Ha! "

Senate approves FISA makeover and telco wiretap immunity

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Thus

Thus ends the first democracy first created in in the yankee lands some two hundred plus years ago in the new lands of those imprisoned within their own fear and paranoia and the rise of self created warlords with "Oppenheimer's Toys" is now coming !

Fiorina threatens to get in McCain's antique cabinet

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Oh well

Oh well , with that lot elected to the oval office Zimbabwe/Wiemar Republic style hypersonic stagflation will rage out of control as McCook falls asleep at the wheel on the very first day after being inducted into the P.O.T.U.S office !

Undoubtedly quite a few mushroom clouds will start dotting the landscape soon after , what an interesting choice of an even greater number of pigs at the feeding trough indeed !

US and EC line up to kick credit ratings agencies

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But then again

But then again if you read S&P's ratings on that certain recent failed Wall Street Wanker and then down load the Wanker's annual SEC report from 1999 to 2006 it is quite obvious serious flaws exist within the model they use and even the failed ENRON was highly overrated in it's last five years of corporate life as well !

The bulk of the magazine ones are quite superficial and lack any real depth in a street where both greed and insider trading rule the roost awaiting for the suckers lured by the illusion of high returns beat a path to the front door are fleeced absolutely !

The wise ones subscribe to a number of expensive private list exclusive agency reports which do an in depth report of all targeted companies on demand and apply occam's razor to remove much of the wall of absolute verbal garbage that this street generates for the mass media propaganda spin merchants that have risen to new heights of absurdity since Chairman Ronnie in the eighties !

The old old story of this street has been basically buyer beware since it's first creation of the infamous put call option of buying and selling that which you do not own !

DreamWorks switches to Intel for stereoscopic 3-D high

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Sadly

Sadly I am unable to recall that dreamworks has any real decent original conceptual entertainimg films for some considerable period of time with a lot of box office dogs and many direct to bargain DVD bin movies along the way !

As one socialite would say too little too late !

Palm, BlackBerry-beating demand for 3G iPhone claims researcher

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Hmmm , sucked in again !

Hmmm sucked in again , nice propaganda though ! Since the current bulk of those seeking gen 2 Iphoney actually are the self same idiots that purchased the gen 1 dog , one could hardly say Apple has made any further inroads into the already tangled convoluted billion plus world wide annual sales of all varieties of these units !

As for the Wankers buying this product the only words that come to mind are " what a bunch silly suckers , as fools and their monies are easily parted" that be for sure !

Choices can be fatal to the health of one's rapidly thinning wallet if you are an idiot or a silly sucker !

Ofcom flashes cash guarantees at BT for fibre investment

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So

So now the taxpayers fund a new network that at a point in time in five years will be privatized for less then one cent in the dollar whilst the corporate sector reap the other 99.985% plus profits for no cost to themselves as their chief stockholders multiply their fortunes one hundred fold totally subsidized by the poor unfortunate tax payers too and the man in the street end user pays through the nose with their rapidly shrinking wallets how evil can that be !

What a true bargain indeed , as a certain female would say or the ghost of Winston Churchill still stalks the land as SS Enterprise Great Britain follows the same tragic route of the RMS Titanic to it's deep watery grave as the case may be !

Those that fail to learn the lessons in history are doomed to repeat the same mistakes in an endless mobius loop !

Judge grants Viacom 12TB of YouTube user records

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hmmm

hmmm knowing google , this baby will go all the way to the Supremes , for the Judge has truly lost the plot like "Jeffery White" in the infamous "Wikileaks" case !

Common case law usually limits the maximum discovery information to the case in question only no more no less , as which most judges are usually fully aware of at all times !

Some people lose the plot all the time !

Openmoko to release Linux handset tomorrow

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And of course

And of course for the paranoid being open source it would be a simple matter to write a flash memory key flush sequence as well too even disguising it as an sequence key with count down timer to disguise what it is doing plus an emergency unlock and an abort code for the sneaky ones !

Remember with open software source code one can easily verify it says what it does from the source code and unlike other brands ensure it does not have a hidden rootkit or two !Think of the fun and games if one had was able to port such evil software to the easily pwnd phoney from the cupertino pirate crowd who go out of their way to spy on their own customers , now that would be sweet !

But then again who gives a rats A***! about a few missing mostly unused bits anyway .

Sounds like it would be a far better choice for the tinkerers then some others of the same class group !

Eurofighter at last able to drop bombs, but only 'austerely'

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Reminded me of another story

Reminded me of another story of when propeller driven fighter aircraft were king of the air , when some fool suggested they should be adapted to drop bombs rather then the crude fin stabilised unguided rocket air to ground missiles munitions which had just come of the drawing boards !

Sadly one man's blind insistence of the fact he wanted another bomber in face of reality , delayed Willy Meschersmitt's wonderful advanced gas turbine powered toy by another two years and the rest is history !

So those that fail to learn from the pages of history are thus doomed to repeat the same mistakes endlessly in a loop !

Thus so far , it looks like the poor Eurofighter based on the evidence as presented is doomed to be a flying coffin one chance in ten of besting the Sukhoi MKI in either naval , air defence role or ground attack role or will the doomed TSR2 or the ever versatile multi role Blackburn Buccaneer forever dog it's career trail to the bitter end of it's short frontline career role ?

Some people just want to keep making the same past mistakes without learning why it is plain both dumb and stupid at the same time !

90 per cent of Sony devices to be networked by 2010

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Ah

Arrgh , come with a rootkit as a standard fitting do they !

AT&T prices up PAYG 3G iPhones

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Ouch !

Ouch !

Sadly though it is a given the bulk of purchasers of the next gen model already have the gen one Iphoney's on existing yet to expire two year contracts , the ever gullible iFANS must truly have deep wallets, platinum credit cards and very small minds if they are so willing to keep on paying the the "Cupertino Pirates"

Oh well to each his own , but then again the smart ones who waited till the smoke and mirrors cleared will either be able to buy an old model online for a cent in the dollar and even recover the juicy data stored in flash memory or avoid the spy phone altogether , very sweet indeed !

Some people are just plain smarter then the dumb schmuck mob called ifans !

As Nelson and PH would say Ha ! Ha!

US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod

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So

So since the UK ladies on average have two chest sizes bigger then their Euro cousins , would that mean they want to be caught much faster then the lighter fleeter of foot cross channel cousins or so it would seem ?

Spam DDoS assault cuts off south Pacific state

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@tim not a numbers man I see !

@tim , surely you jest , but there is no such thing as safe radiation levels as it is cumulative in it's effect as my old physics professor used to say and only requires a minor change in DNA to cause measurable long term damage !

However , since a number of these weapons involved the use of pure plutonium the majority of which is not consumed in the chain reaction explosion by the way and whose toxic effects are off scale too!

You appear to have forgotten to mention the bulk of the early Radiation Researchers died quiet young from assorted lethal career self induced cancers or what happened to large number of miners hired to work the US Uranium mines with no attention to any mine safety standards period . Or the even more unfortunate "Radiation Girls" (the company involved in that scam pulled strings in high places to avoid paying up like real men !). Then go on to miss some five hundred square miles of closed , sealed and uninhabitable land almost impossible to clean up with current technology for the next 25,000 years in a place called Hanford , Washington State where the Columbia River flows(Generation one reactors were all open loop direct river water cooled) or the many evil illegal without consent tests conducted on the states inhabitants allegedly in the name of science but more like war crimes exposed in a place called Nuremberg carried out in two other countries if truth be told .

I seem to recall that the US government now has on very urgent recall the several million odd samples of a substance called trinityite glass that was foolishly handed out quite freely to tourists to ground zero not all that long ago because of it's hidden long term effect of slowly killing the owner by degrees but that be another tale !

Yeah , as they say the radiation industry and the old test sites are truly safe until you run the numbers game relative to occupations and then the cluster effect clearly shows through !

Such is life , for we all live and die by numbers in this universe !

As for the Heavy Cruiser "The Prinz E." , the intertubes has all the answers for questions about what really happened to the missing three props !

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And

And where be the main US Star Wars interception long range missile test facility be but at an atoll that starts with a K within the Marshall island Group , along with a few island atolls that glow unnaturally in the dark for the next 25,000 years or so from weapons research post 1945 until circa 1963 ?

Swedish bloggers give MEP a kicking over media pluralism

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But then again

But then again irrespective of any law created or drafted in any one country or state , the wowsers and including the mass media will say print or televise many forms of fiction , slander and outright libel to support the most outrageous and totally ridiculous claims to support own perverted take or corrupt view of reality in the real world we live in.

In truth the old age of nationalism within any country being an individual state in today's world with individual rights is coming to an end as since the arrival of alleged but mostly one way free trade agreements , weapons of mass deception allowing wholesale destruction of any country , town or city at the push of a button in under twenty five minutes , just what are country borders now but an imaginary line on a map and billions of differing views transmitted at almost the speed of life taking on a life of their own in the intertubes !

The old story applies too many lies will never fix a wrong , and as one fictional paranormal TV show would say "The truth is out there somewhere ?" .

YouTube rant missus hauled into court

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As they say

As they say , you pays for what get and get what you pay for , and ultimately greed for the good life rules amongst all third raters unhappy at going back to their former lifestyle as a nobody !

Chrysler shoves hotspots into hot rods

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Alas

Alas , the problem with Chrysler is the new management team are living in a bygone era when US Auto Makers were kings who could do no wrong and are consistently selling very ugly badly styled and assembled overweight fuel guzzling vehicles which ignored all guidelines provided to them in the late seventies before chairman Ronnie unleashed the new killer SUV onto the unsuspecting(yes Virginia even their fancy Motor Show proof of marketing units are totally ugly without a shred of style or taste and ignore realities in life ).

Now , Ralph Nader told us in the sixties about an evil Flat Six from GM said to be the yankee version of Herbie the love bug , yet since first released whilst roll overs of these fat and ugly crap handling SUV's are involved in a mere 8 percent of all road incidents they result in nearly half the those killed of extremely badly injured , so go figure which is far more and deadly dangerous now !

Even when Daimler Benz tried to instil and introduce improvements in design construction and tried but failed to evict the mostly dead wood at the top as well ! But from the moment they left by the front door the thick rigid and dense management yankee wood thoroughly indoctrinated with "Harvard Business Mismanagement" concepts and ideas went straight back to their evil greedy old and very stupid ways of they think they know what the motorists really want even though the writing was on the wall back in the late nineties they were obsolete dinosaurs even back then and continued to make only lethal crap handling POS's . Thus despite being told by the experts their designs and their big engines made good boat mooring anchors were totally obsolete and should be scrapped at the drawing boards or else they will ultimately follow the same path as both Studebaker and American Motors Corporation in the face of local Japanese built designed and made product in the same country !

Let the death of the US car makers at their own hands continue as they strangle themselves to death with their own stupidity and as the song goes you are just little bit too late !

Overstock CEO offers $75,000 for Wall Street's soul

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Alas

Alas , Wall Street has been running on empty and fumes since the Chairman Ronnie Era of politics and required a massive multi trillion top up which was enough to drain and financially bankrupt the entire US Banking System and Federal Reserve of every last dime in 2001 requiring them to denude the cashed up European Banking and Pension System .

Now the only way forward to pay for all this mess is to punch the price of all basic commodities like oil to USD$250 per barrel minimum !

As for what happens in 2012 to the retiring longer lived baby boomers is any one's guess at the best of times !

Choices will be fatal for large slices of the worlds population !

Microsoft fights gaming Trojan menace

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Or

Or is it the same honey pot machine that keeps getting reinfected ?

Leeds thieves target Ford Focus chips

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Easy Fix

Easy fix , no one steals the old reliable Trabant suicide machine parked out the front with the keys in the ignition ,window open and the car radio on for some reason they always take the car parked in front of it !

UK clamps down on bus-spotting terror menace

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meanwhile doununder in Oz

Meanwhile down under in Oz , the Chasers Comedy team have a great time lampooning fools as per this link = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McB9tsabPn0

Now if one could only rickroll both Gordo and Tony B Liar every time this stupidity occurs now that would be justice served !

Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!

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Sadly

Sadly when zipping down the road and turning corners in the low slung mid engined sports car or the the other open air ultra light weight Lotus 7 clone powered by the Toyota or Nissan twin cam 120 cubic inch turbo charged four banger ! The biggest menace to these tiny baby but very fast agile play toys with roof lines less then forty inches(great when Hot Pants were all the rage what a birds eye view you got so as to speak !) cruising down the rain swept winter roads at a reasonable road speed are either idiots with stick on football supporter club badges trying to stick to your rear end like glue . But you laugh when you see them spin out at the round abouts or any corner as they just didn't quite make the turn at the same velocity you are traveling at , oopsie ! . So sad the simple fact is most male football club supporters with these units think they can drive like a top formula one or ace rally car driver drunk or sober !

However , the biggest menace are the planks male or female who drive these overweight crap handling wallowing fallover land barges with a nav system stuck on the windshield as they weave across eight lanes of highway so busy playing with their toy navigator they tend to ignore all traffic around them as they meander on their silly way despite the big overhead signs pointing the way miles before the turn ! A very good thing when in your lightweight toy car with grunt and fast responsive steering you pass these wowsers before they can react and weave in front of you and all they see is the top of your red Ferrari baseball cap as you zoom past in the blink of an eye and leave them behind !

Yeah those sat nav road users are truly a menace to both pedestrians and every other motorist in their destination path !

Even when stuck at the red traffic lights you still see these wankers playing with the units oblivious to their surroundings as well !

The Dodge Viper V10 now that is a great V8 baiter , but that be another tale !

Rare Mac Trojan exploits Apple vuln

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As

As Nelson would say Ha ! Ha!

UK.gov ready to get muddy again on GM foods

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Interesting

Interesting , or how soon we forget why the so called green revolution of the sixties was an absolute miserable failure or even how adaptable nature has developed in four odd billion years of evolution with assorted mass extinctions along the timeline too !

The insane folly of man to think he can outfox natures grand plan for pure profit to the Chemical Companies whose products tend to turn around and bite us in the A*** every fifty years or so !

Sadly , the late Rachel Carson in her 1962 book called " Silent Spring" got that one right on the money and all she ever did was to collate and then put in public view what the Chemical Companies already knew in the first place that the majority of their wonder income generating products created in their labs which are basically a very slow acting toxic poison that hides in the background noise !

Cardiff 'copter coppers give chase to UFO

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Hmmm

Hmmm , the last I heard the Welsh moggies have yet to field either a decent football or rugby team in years from down Cardiff way as they were always the pretenders and back pocket liners from way back when Big Julius from Rome came saw the place then went back home for the better weather and ever since that day could not run the last mile !

So blame it on the the local fuzz smoking the home grown Ganja , a very prolific weed that is readily available at for the picking at any nearby Welsh Common !

Man , that must be some weed these Bow Street Runners are smoking , that is for sure !

Could pen-sized GPS jammers paralyse UK shipping?

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Very Interesting

"Very Interesting" to paraphrase on old catch phrase from a very old US Comedy TV Show of a past century , for it has arrived just in time in order to justify an evil act if passed will recreate an evil that was supposedly buried with it's creator last century at a very great cost indeed !

Too many coincidences indeed and yet so very convenient for those who seek to be the evil emperors of the future claiming that it is in the public good to make it safe from the fears generated by these wowsers own self created paranoia !

But then again in the late sixties , we we were truly warned about the coming of the incompetent ones .

However the time has come to use the flamethrowers to burn this evil infestation out from behind their smokescreens and show their true evil characters to the world for what they really are !

Is it safe to download al Qaeda manuals yet?

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Hmmm

Hmmm , there is circumstantial evidence and then there is the corrupted police version of circumstantial evidence and soon there will be the infamous 42 day continuously updated rule of circumstantial evidence adequate for detention without charge or full judicial review for an indeterminate period of time "Guantanamo Style" even though 99.985% of all internet users can access the electronic "Google Book" version and all holders of university and other assorted library cards give access to the printed hard copy version !

So now we have four billion innocent of all charges world wide that can fit the police protocol of "the usual suspects" !

Choices seem to be we are now heading like an express train to a new world of hell and a very fatal repeat of events post February 28th , 1933 !