* Posts by heystoopid

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Boris boots Transys off Oyster contract

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Hmm

Hmmm , little wonder the clone equivalent company is having so much trouble introducing the very same identical system down under in Oz to the various State governments owning and operating the vast majority of Public Transit systems !

But still the original setup means it has become a literal license to print money although the ever artful dodger bean counters will find more ways to hide the profits whilst increasing the ultimate end user charges like an endless conveyor belt from their wallets to the bosses back pocket !

Kiwi cops hunt teenage serial burglar with head of Robbie Coltrane

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Ah

Ah , now we know why all Kiwi's are colloquially known as "Tea Leaves" in the large island continent situated to the west of the twin islands of the long white continuous fog as they learn the trade so young like the Charles Dickens non fictional character called "Artful Dodger" !

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@AC

@ac surely you jest , for a vast majority of Kiwi's traveling OS pretend to be the boys from Oz down under as very few foreign nationals can tell the difference between a red kiwi star and the genuine Oz white one on the same blue background (it has two extra stars too!) on their International Flags and the countries reputation as a nation full of tea leaves precedes them well in advance of their arrival in countries like Italy who have long memories of a wild bunch of government paid tourists dating back to another era (explains much as to why all Italians prefer to visit the much more friendlier and far sunnier OZ rather then get lost in the perpetual rain and fog shrouded islands since then ) !

Verizon faces 65,000 worker walkout

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@solomon

@solomon please tell me which brand of magic mushrooms , Columbia's finest supplied direct to your door by the DEA or is it Jamaica Gold Ganja you are smoking in the La La land you are living in !

Or perhaps you should listen to heart before the meaningless diatribe you preach departs from your keyboard to the already educated and knowing tech savvy masses in the wild world of the intertubes !

Prudent suggestion , is that you should find the full facts of the case before uttering your useless and unwanted meaningless string of empty vacuum packed thoughts on the masses or they may thus give you the "Total Dumb and Ignorant A&&** of the year Award"

As for Verizon the majority of it's problems are caused by a combination of bean counters and senior upper echelon in management unable to get past the words "Me , myself and I and none for you !" , and minimal capital is spent for either maintenance or expenditure on upgraded expansion equipment to meet the bandwidth that it's marketing department oversells on a daily basis !

Ah the words that less then very bright babies in the woods utter in the land of "Idiocracy" the land where even democracy is bought and sold to the lowest bidder and all freedoms are imaginary or meaningless words on paper !

Choices , even that certain socialite will always remain far brighter then your already dim and rapidly fading star back to obscurity of troll world from whence you came !

PS I gather in your total ignorance of the facts of the matter in hand , you have never read from cover to cover the past five years annual SEC Stock Holders Report public filings from said company have we ?

Rogue reporters kicked out of conference for network snooping

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Sounds

Sounds more like a scam similar to that DGS use routinely in their home country !

Openmoko to reveal Linux phone's inner workings

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So

So the clone on clone Ifoney replacements are coming !

Mule sought for mysterious Chinese delivery

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Sounds

Sounds like an opening chapter from an old John LeCarre(Smiley's People) , Alistair McLean or Desmond Bagley Spy/Thriller novel written way back in the sixties at the height of a fictional war that the west lost daily ! Since on the other side of the torn and very tattered curtain had the far better more professional trained counter spies unlike the vast majority of fools and dead brained wankers that were recruited in old blighty by the various even dumber and mostly stupid MI mobs , who lived in constant denial of that which was obvious from first principles always doomed to fail absolutely every time !

Apple's secret iPhone app blacklist

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Ifoney , your Back Door is wide open !

An open Back door , just what NSA needs to turn the device into a fully fledged active mobile self bugging machine , now where are the open side windows for the wayward socialites to escape from , that be the question ?

'Ringleader' of retail hacking ring was Fed informant

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Say

Say full life without parole , is an excellent way to hide the ring leader in the witness protection program whilst simultaneously shipping the said pond scum as it were to the far flung colonies like Oz down under (sniff!), as everyone now thinks it's doing hard time in the prison shower alcove when in reality , it is in fact living the life of luxury in a far flung mansion as out of sight out of mind is the prevalent culture of Wankee Land of convoluted injustice for the many !

Hopefully , they will charter a reputable airline like Ocean Air so as not to lose this piece of pond scum on the way to Hawaii where he might run into Jack or Lily !

Although Bagram Air Base , Kabul , Afghanistan or the other equivalent down in the Chagos Archipelego on Diego Garcia where could say hullo to "Osama" would be the far better option in this case !

Mac users urged to ditch Safari

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So

So when is CrApple going to be sued for false and misleading advertising due to all these weak security underpinings within it's much touted supposedly superior OSX , thus becomes the new question of the month ?

DVD distie goes titsup

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@teresa

@teresa suggest you read this link for the word "piracy" is so totally over hyped as it has now become one of the most abused words in the Anglo dictionary !

link= http://www.allbusiness.com/business-planning-structures/business-plans/1440-1.html

or even this link too=http://forum.belmont.edu/cornwall/archives/003452.html

The polite comment is the intertubes search engine is your friend , for the tubes contain several billion answers merely seeking out the right question like a certain socialite well knows the real problem lies with the top two pointers failing to use their single functional brain cell properly .

Deutsche Post axes massive HP services deal

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Hmmm

Hmmm , now where have I heard that before , and along with the key problem of out sourcing is that you also lose total control of your IT security and principal backup of key data critical areas. This means you have to rely on the cheaper outsourcer to provide both the qualified staff/training in a high turnover environment of both with zero staff loyalty factor to boot at a highly reduced cost as training erodes all profits ,which n turn means more and bigger holes opening everyday to lose all that confidential data as well !

Some one once said the initial Indian/Bangladesh call centres whilst highly appealing for the first five years the third five year contract is a real killer price wise and effectively no cheaper then if you had run the show for the past ten years on your home turf as they have you now by your gonads and in the mean time these centres leak critical confidential business data worse then a sieve !

As a certain socialite would surmise "stupid is as stupid does !" !

Profs: Teacher-student relationships key to sex education

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So

So does this mean that your average bible belter church going parent within these states is truly asleep at the wheel all the time with their heads stuck permanently up their A* and relying on other authority figures to teach that which they should have done from first principles , truly sad indictment that "Idiocracy" has arrived and is now a permanent feature within the states in question , shades of "Dumb and Dumber" and the totally blind being led down the garden path by those who never see past their own insanity !

That certain socialite syndrome is now a permanent fixture in the bible belt , how evil is that !

Inside the tent, the best bioterrorist money could buy?

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Sadly , the fix is in !

Sadly though , in this new age of 21st Century Propaganda the sheer bulk of today's corporate media reporters are of the incredibly lazy dumb and stupid clones from the Judith Miller school of incompetent reporting and are for the most part just corrupt stupid propaganda mouth pieces, forever spouting only irrelevant government permitted bylines of useless information peppered with mostly incompetently poorly written fiction like your average Hollywood film since the 1980's of another century ago ! Or basically a Snow or Dana does the media for the nth time as dumb stupid suckers !

The reality in this industry of biological warfare engineering of super bugs is the exact opposite to that which the FBI portray as one AC put it !

One can see the mass corporate media fix is already now in place , and the odd breakthrough the existing cones of silence will be from odd co-incidental reporting from the few remaining independent daily or weekly local newspapers and not from our uniform mass corporate propaganda only main stream sources like the things such as FBI confiscating library computers here and there for no apparent logical reason given and so forth ! The main corporate mass media will now begin to deploy the various cones of silence about the real facts as we see now happening already !

Now , we shall also sit back and watch the irrelevant character slagging as what happened in an alleged suicide in the UK not all that long ago under the stewardship of an evicted ex PM who deliberately chose fiction for expedience and continues to do so raising UK barriers as those across the channel go down allowing the Russian Bear Federation to join the ECM !

Strange times indeed , where are the Murrow's , Bernstein's and Woodward's of yesteryear who accepted no BS and just kept on digging through the crap thrown at them looking at every inconsistency , that be the question , or will the evil inept Judith Miller clones prevail to bury it in even more irrelevant crap and irrelevant gossip in the mainstream media to call it news rather then propaganda that it really is !

Third time unlucky for Elon Musk's Falcon rocket

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Say

Say I wonder if the problem was similar to the great Euro Rocket festival of disasters when the French , German and Italian pieces spoke to each other in different binary language so that when one said go the one on top said I'll think about it and the one in the middle said I prefer the crowd mode thankyou !

Rumour of redesigned iPhone

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Or

Or is it because a number of plastic backed units are sporting cracked and flawed plastic casings and an odd one or two has gone a tad melty due a rapid discharge of it's battery cooking the cheap dupont plastic nicely ?

Choices from the Cupertino Pirates are those designed to empty the fans wallets and credit/debit cards whilst they raid the kids future college funds for the rest as well !

Oh to be blind , thick , gullible and stupid at the same time like the one in ten thousand wankers who continually fall for this stupidity every time !

Such is life , as for Ifoney bargains Nelson has the answer for this in following two words "Ha ! Ha! " !

US scientist commits suicide as Feds prep anthrax charges

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In late breaking news

In late breaking news Fredrick Md FBI siezed two library computers from the C BURR Artz Library without either a court order or warrant in a town where one late Mr Bruce Ivins just happened to have a library card ?

link http://wtopnews.com/?nid=598&sid=1452848

Or is the smell of the alleged convenient suicide and the manner it was committed now starting to get a bit on the nose ?

Let the conspiracy 101 theory really take off to flush the rats out of the wood work like Bob Woodward did once before !

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but then again

but then again the extended clean up time at the house in question allowed the boys in Maryland to ghost and duplicate the entire house network so as to monitor everything they do , oh what a very neat and nasty trick indeed as it will automatically bypass all security upgrades and password changes !

US customs: Yes, we can seize your laptop, iPod

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So

So , it is now back to the good old microdot behind the postage stamp trick yet again as it hide things in plain sight !

Only 'unlawful threats' would invalidate McKinnon extradition

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But then again

But then again if his legal team can assemble assorted and virtually dispersed data on prison assaults , hard/soft core drugs, alcohol abuse, rapes , murder , under age prostitution at many female and male juvenile detention centres and every other travesty known to man committed by both the prison guards and inmates upon each other or any other fellow male or female inmate and show the world that the wankee prisons are far more dangerous on the inside then on the outside in the evil city streets like Baltimore or the Russian Mafia section of New York would he not have a case that "Human Rights Abuse" exceeds the permitted limits as outlined in the assorted Euro Treaties signed to paper thus far ?

I believe not all that long ago the Norwegian Supreme Court overturned a US extradition order because the US Prison Authorities were unable to issue any formal ironclad unconditional guarantee regarding the absolute safety of the wanted man in any US State or Federal Penitentiary to the much stricter European Standards where he was to be rehoused or that they are in formal compliance with local laws either !

US airforce to launch robotic Space Shuttle 2.0 this year

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Hello

hello , "Buran" is that you wearing the stars and stripes ?

iPhone 3G not compatible with existing accessories

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PS It is not the only problem

PS it is not the only problem with Ifoney 3G , the latest hot topic in the Cupertino Pirates Roasting Forum is a number of white case new phones complete with pictures of the very flawed external casings after less then one months work in the wild are now sporting numerous hairline fractures as well ! Undoubtedly the other hued Ifoney 3G's will be reporting similar faults shortly !

This cracks me up of the form the silly users of generation one rubbish being bitten in the rump yet again , oh how sweet it is indeed !

Talk about throwaway preplanned obsolete technology being sold to the one in ten thousand flash mob wankers twice in a row in under two years , the Pirates at Cupertino have truly excelled themselves at fleecing their fans yet again !

Or as Ralph Muntz would say to these silly punters "Ha! Ha!" !

Choices with buying Cupertino Pirate technology being bought for it looks superficially cool or good , just turned a mite fatal as a certain socialite would say !

Beloved websites riddled with crimeware

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Sounds like

Sounds like the old story raise many furphies and blame others to hide the real perpetrators in plain sight under the smoke screen thus created !

It also explains much about my new revised firewall logs showing regular hits of port probing from a place called Maryland either direct or indirect too not far from the chimps who always speak from behind the mask of Janus and reside in DC in the land of the paranoid and unfree !

Home Office to order fingerprinting of air passengers

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Say

Say , didn't a certain central European country impose rigorous checks for local citizens to leave the country after 1933 and then the hammer came down for the numerous usual suspects to be interned indefinitely or other reasons of state security and whose more liberal views tended to hold against the idea of big brother the bully boy running both the government and police of the day !

SS Great Britain , is now full steam ahead to a replay of events of that fatal summer of 1933 and a new revised version of self created hell for it's residents !

But there is always the "Paris Option" catch the fast boat train ferry or the fiery chunnel train and not suffer the dreaded T5 syndrome and to leave is in the reverse order from whence ye came ! I am sure the froggies would not mind a few more transit tourists traipsing across the rolling green country side either spending the odd Euro or two on the way too and from the newly created prison islands , little wonder those north of the "Hadrian Line" can't wait to leave either !

Click here to save Bletchley Park

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Sounds like

Sounds like it is time to send in the bulldozers and real estate developers as that place has become an archaic piece of history as SS Great Britain strives to recreate that fatal summer of 1933 in it's own backyard , and who needs history to remind people of the time they fought for other people's freedoms and rights just across the channel ?

Blank robbers swipe 3,000 'fraud-proof' UK passports

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Now

Now why would MI5 want with 3000 hot passports , what big sting are they pulling this time around ?

Plods say it's OK for them give out your DNA

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Fatal choice !

Fatal choice the summer of 1933 has come around again for the next repeat round , but far closer to home then most people realize !

Apple says MobileMe mail problems 'behind us'

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So

So more furphies , to empty both the wallets an credit cards of the silly one in twenty flash mob!

Let the yolks continue thus !

Intel feeds Portuguese 500,000 Classmate laptops

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Hmmm

Hmmm , nothing like the old baksheesh and you scratch my back for the one cent in the dollar I throw into your future retirement pot to oil the government rubber stampers is there !

Or gee , just look another half a million zombies about to go progressively live on the net too !

Boeing chuffed with latest raygun-jumbo ground tests

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One

One interesting aspect or two is that no one has mentioned that the average new generation MIRV ICBM has in either the sea or land launched versions a minimum of five live warheads of variable yield in the100 kiloton to one megaton range plus another eight more lightweight mobile decoys outfitted with the next generation of cigar box sized active radar transponders to hide the real babies in a cloud of fox style EMR clutter and as Dirty Harry would say in this case "Feeling Lucky Punk!" !

As for the terrorist the absolute best they can hope to capture is a very low terrain following small slow flying air cruise missile with the smaller five to twenty five kiloton warhead concealed by ground clutter which needs very sophisticated side scan pulse doppler spin skip shift radar with lots of DSP to detect them !

Anyway a sub orbital nuke in the five to ten megaton range disguised as a mild mannered spy satellite , if detonated at high altitude like as per "Starfish Prime" of July 9th 1962 , this becomes one very dead plane if caught in it's peak EMP range of over 400 miles radius from the initial blast or very blind outside it for the second wave , oops missed again !

Alas the only thing stopping this form of total madness is the ten or so boomers sailing around their respective patrol areas armed with sixteen plus mobile ready to go variety of the above MIRV or as one could say "M.A.D." !

Finally a word from Joshua "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? " !

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So

So it works when plugged into Boulder Dam for it's main power supply does it , that extension cord must run for miles ?

Apple skewered over missing DNS patch

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Or

Or in the Apple add a new line of PC talking to a MAC " welkome to the real world buddy , where fools and fan boys are taken for a ride and their wallets emptied too !"

Sub-prime 'woes' infect world’s laptop market

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Or

Or as always service and equipment purchase cycles usually lag by somewhere in between six to twelve months because they were in the previous years expense budget allocation of capital expense funds prior to the crap hitting the fan , and since they are replacing older junk mostly well past it's use by date who is going to say no ?

Alas all economies have a lag cycle as it travels slowly from the top down anyway and when it finally hits the street level where the ordinary man lives , it comes in with a big bang thus !

Site guesses your sex via age-old web flaw

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Hmmm

Hmmm , it seems safecache on FF2 has it confused too even in IE pretender mode too , but I did notice at one time CPU hit 100 % for a minute or two trying to run and that script and that evil pesky M$ error send an email popped up as well on the first attempt as the system literally froze and almost went BSOD too !

Apple is sorry (again) over MobileMe

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@scoot

@scoot surely you jest or have forgotten much about "apache" regular hot run security updates other then a certain household name brand servers that need cold reboots to fix said problems rather then on the fly as is possible with the former !

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Well

Well , at least 24 out of 25 much smarter other users in the wild have avoided this trouble altogether !

New line for the Apple Add as PC says to MAC "I see your having trouble with your mail now too , can I help you ?" !!!!!

The PSP: what's its future?

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And

And it still comes complete with a rootkit , thus they will never learn why it will fail yet again !

Emirates takes delivery of its first A380 super jumbo

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Hmmm

Hmmm , unlike the one that had the test bed fender bender and appear to have broken it's back in several places at the same time !

Reg hack insults the Parachute Regiment

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Or

Or a bridge too far to cross as the case may be !

Fugitive spammer in murder-suicide

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Re Drug Addicts in Yanker Land

Recent digg showed an interesting web site which intriguingly shows that based on assorted reports it would appear that well over 45% of the entire resident US population suffers from some form of drug addiction from both licit and illicit drugs and this excludes the alcoholics and those addicted to nicotine which are legal drugs that are equally addictive as well !

link = http://www.vistabay.com/blog/?p=3

Scary stuff indeed given those odds , but what price a choice for all the survivors both direct and indirect in the long term ?

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A sick man

A sick man living in a sick sad world , who chose an easy income from the stupidity of the gullible few brain dead individuals then selected a bad way out for his final epitaph and some one now unfortunately deserving an extra verse or epitaph from "Chasers War On Everything" eulogy song as per youtube !

No one has won and three people died for his folly of insanity and one will live with those scars hidden from view for the rest of her life , and the question will always remain unanswered as to why the prison authorities obviously ignored the signs of his acute mental illness in the first place ?

Court defends America's right to online smut

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Hmmm

Hmmm , with all this fear mongering hype over child pron does this mean that great works of art painted by Raphael and other old masters is likely to be banned as well from public view in view of the pristine virtue child life like cherub angels he painted on his numerous works of art now hanging in assorted art museums and adorning churches in the old world ? Do we burn those too in the surreal unreal quest for an idealized unobtainable purity that can never be reached in any lifetime ?

Interesting choices indeed but where does one draw the borderline between utter incredulous stupidity of idiots and morons with those suffering with the mental illness of paranoia , now that be the question ?

Cancer doctor cites 'early' data on cell phone danger

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An easy check

An easy check , just check the complete public health data files of all Finnish residents of Helsinki as it is one of the most connected mobile city in Europe where even seven and eight year old children have their own mobile phones dated up to and after the first year of the release of the very first Motorola Brick and run the usual statistical funny numbers game to refine the clusters !

However , the effects of EMR of various wavebands from long to microwave and radiation power has been well documented ranging from above standard cluster for early users of police microwave speed check units to a definitive study of what happened to a number of persons with cell tower transmitter set on the roof directly above them to another set of workers just one floor down !

Strangely the top floor of this particular building now appears to remain vacant and has become a sort of junk storage area as no one in the know wants to occupy the empty office space and those that wanted too initially are told what happen to the batch of last occupants seem to develop instant cold feet for some strange mysterious reason !

But like everything else in this world of ours , it is all about numbers !

Southeast London is card fraud cesspool

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So

So the old bait and scan the mag strip technique is still alive and well in the red light districts in the UK along with as much S&M the punter can take as well !

Apple account hijacks spread to developers

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Or

Or as a PC would say to a Mac "Nice day for Phishing is it ? "

The return of Killer Chlorine

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Hmmm

Hmmmm , explains much why that popular brand of Frog Radon water is sold in such large volumes world wide .

But then again , given given the annual road toll from motor vehicles equates for every time a pedestrian goes walking , strolling or running across the road a one chance in eighty of being struck by a lazy mostly incompetent nut behind the wheel with over one point two million killed annually (any gun in any fools hands kills approximately four million which makes it more lethal then a car ) and is also one of the largest listed causes of death for those road users under the age of 28 , perhaps we should totally ban this lethal weapon called a car for the masses absolutely and think of the trillions in cost savings , the massive reduction in air pollution and huge numbers of lives saved annually !

However the ultimate killer of the lot is cancer with one in five ultimately being killed by one's own body and the most fatal for males has the smallest research budget of the lot , so go figure mens business indeed !

Funny numbers indeed , now why was I afraid of the DC Chimps Yanker self wanking terrorist plots of the imaginary improbable what if , I appear to have quite forgotten the reason yet again as his numbers just do not add up ?

Still we live in a world run by numbers that we can never escape from as PH well knows !

LG plotting autumn offensive against Eee PC?

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So

So will LG use those gorgeous Italian Parachute pod babes as their mascot to sell these EEEpc killer units ?

Lesbos climax as lesbians lick Lesbians

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So

So will the good people of lesbos borrow the flag ship "Georgious Avaroff" and use it to repel the evil eye of those who have stolen the good name of the island in question ?

Sabre-rattling Europe threatens US diplomats with visas

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But then again

But then again what happened Hungary involving a death by hummer and the driver was a very drunken marine embassy guard , who was whisked out of the country in the dark of the night to avoid prosecution and jail for his evil deed unlike a certain similar incident in Washington DC with a Bulgarian Diplomat !

So in the la la land of the paranoid and imprisoned whose minorities are routinely terrorized and /or deliberately abused for their ethnic origins and some are deliberately murdered by their own police force who walk around free after their evil deeds even though these criminals were hired to serve and protect all in the community !

Strange times indeed , in this 21st century where propaganda and the continuing fear of the improbable what ifs rather then reality of very real dangers from common items has replaced the true rules of law in many lands !

Morgan shows 'light & slippery' fuel-cell car concept

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But then again

But then again , it is an interesting marque as a car for the waiting list to buy a used second hand one in any condition from a total wreck upwards is almost as long as the one to buy it brand new from the factory !

Sadly , I prefer to own the much more identifiable old classic three wheeler , as it is truly in a class of it's own as it is very nice fit when carrying a passenger of the other gender and has the ability to turn more heads as you putter down the road then any top of the line super duper ultra fast name brand 250Kph plus open road going touring car from Ferrari down to the oriental Honda expensive to maintain dispose a car variety !

As they say , who who needs Porsche or a Ferrari when cruising around town , if you own one of those little unique babies and has more pull then PH !