* Posts by heystoopid

1059 publicly visible posts • joined 19 May 2007

UK.gov child data-sharing scheme delayed (again)

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Paris Hilton

So

So they have run afoul of the labyrinthian assorted privacy child protection data control and strict access privacy control laws that abound in the land of nod , I see !

Oh well , we were truly warned about this idiocracy of self appointed bureaucrats propensity to be both stupid , incompetent and totally dumb at the same time way back in 1969 , if truth be told(thank you Lawrence) .

Some people never learn .

Portsmouth Historic Dockyard: Further poster outrage

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So

So a closed little port in a stormy tea cup ?

Two Shuttles hit by fuel tank problems

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So

So the Russian Dolls win round two sweet !

Now Hollywood is chasing UK downloaders

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Sounds like

Sounds like all the wowsers running T's could not find their rear posteriors with a car boot sale selling right arms and a dozen free full length mirrors thrown in for a good measure and their left arms appear to be incapable of holding any balls too !

Sikorsky announces first flight of 'X2' triplex supercopter

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So

So a modernised version of the auto gyro but with contra rotating blades and pusher engine and not pulling .

I seem to recall the flight handling characteristics were some what critical though and were very unforgiving in the hands of the fool hardy pilots who always pushed the envelope if I remember correctly .

Oh well in all probability the old O2B with superchargers on it's lycoming engines would be able to fly rings around this bird !

Samsung unwraps MacBook Air beater

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And of course

And of course the Toshiba Portege R500 has an optical drive integrated in the design but since flash memory prices are in free fall and the memory sticks storage capacity has increased massively as well so what price a choice for this conundrum ?

But most modern laptops are superior to imaginary and thinks it's a legend in its own right the somewhat limited by basic inherent design flaws the CrapBook Air .

Is being thin the new mobile computer holy greil ?

Microsoft, Nikon release shutter on patents

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Alien

Oh no !

Oh no , a smart a**** 10 megapixel digital slr camera complete with "zune" mpg4 video software replete with a super bad smart phone that ties into both Iridium satellite and mobile all bands land based technology that looks remarkably like an ordinary Xbox 360 and an adapter plug to use either PSP OR NINTENDO DS as a display/controller unit , thus fooling the ever silly dumb and stupid Homeland Self Wanking Security force into believing it is just another TV computer game console needing to be plugged into the nearest AC socket thus !

'Googlebomb' blows up in Daily Mail hack's face

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So

So just another hack graduate of the "Judith Miller School of Journalism" , I see !

I wonder if she will make it to the "digg" front page too , now that would be poetic justice indeed !

Europe's Tesla will be first with full performance

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But will it

But will it be able to toast and butter your breakfast muffins whilst driving it to work in the mornings , that be the critical question ?

MS beefs up WinXP Pro's anti-piracy nagware

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So

So in the ad Mac speaking to PC "Quite a few bootleggers and pirates in your family tree I see , I'm off to use my MSI Wind clone as my Wintel dual boot MacBook pro is in the shop again getting a second or third replacement display LCD screen care to follow me ?" !

Portsmouth punts naval boy-on-boy to innocent kiddies

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Hmmm , an interesting way for the young ladette to stroke a caronade with the port all tightly buttoned up tighter then a kiwi sheeps whatever !

iPhone passwords not worth the paper they're written on

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So

So goes the ad PC to Mac "Your Phoney or my Phone to call Paris tonight ?" !

Feds cuff blogger for Guns N' Roses leak

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So

So he killed geffen's future "Bob Marley" income chain dead now that man deserves a medal and a big reward at the same time !

Hackintosh maker bites back at Apple

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So

So if crApple wins , does that mean that all the copyleft material used in the core of leopard now becomes copyright and thus all the Berkley BSD/UNIX Linux fanatics and end users will be subject to a tax assessment from the Cupertino pirates , how evil is that !

Now we know why crApple is so consistent with the abuses of the DMCA Act that be for sure in order to take control of all open source by stealth !

Colonel: Bowman army comms 'astonishingly bad'

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Oh how nice

Oh how nice for all to forget that since the advent of radio communication equipment since the "War to end all Wars" so last century ago(and the 100th anniversary of same is not long in coming too)has been heavy difficult to use subject to crap battery life and numerous other technical problems in the field which at times meant that the radio rooms on Battle Wagons of the 20,000 TONNE PLUS size like the SMS SEYDLITZ could barely fit the operators between the racks but boy she could still out turn the Beatty boys flash fire mob lot any day of the week in the setting sun even with an additional fifteen thousand tonnes of water !

But it truly does explain much why the Israeli reservist Cavalry Units in it's last experimental stroll to the five kilometer to the border warning sign in Southern Lebanon just near the heavily shelled partially wrecked UN Observation Post still flying the UN Flag(crap artillery observers or gunners to lazy to relay the guns after recoil that be for sure) preferred to use standard commercial grade mobile phones rather then the government supplied field communications kit and their reluctance to advance past the last border cell phone tower range limit as well !

Perhaps the army should find it far cheaper to equip all it's troops in the field with the standard rugged Hummer cased Iridium Satellite Telephone handsets so they would lose the bulk of the excess baggage of the existing crap with gains in battery and other life expectancy as well and can phone home to mother so she can call MOD HQ on a fixed copper land line to tell them where they are in the field too for all the kite flying US Air Force Major Schmidt's clones to know which target to bomb !

Oh well just a thought !

Apple's MobileMe plays into hands of spammers

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Hmmm

Hmmm, new line for PC to Mac "Gee your Mobile Me is such a great system truly fantastic , but its best feature is that it does not work with either "Vista" or "Windows 7" and oh have a nice phishing day too !" .

Lag log leaks - Home Office contractor loses entire prison population

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But then again

But then again the way the current UK has been installing barriers for all the local peons to travel about internationally and all those security cameras beeing installed even in public loos , I would have thought the prison population including all on day release jobs(well some one has to earn the money to pay the wages of the blue coated armed security guards who shoot foreign guest workers on sight without any provocation or probable cause) the current prison population must be about fifty four million men , women , grannies , children and babies inclusive give or take !

Alleged Brazilian botnet herder faces US extradition

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Pirate

But then again

But then again , six months in any Brazillian prison is equivalent to approximately thirty years in places like San Quentin or Fort Leavenworth for the conditions within are truly that bad they make the US cable TV show "oz" look like an under populated fantasy show !

UK spooks forced to hand Gitmo files to suspect's lawyers

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So

So it must be time to send in the granny protesters dressed in black to peacefully walk up and down Downing Street and around Westminster members rush hour lunch time carrying just one photograph with the caption why ?

As no sane cop army soldier or politician would want to be publically seen beating , shooting or macing dear old loveable granny in public no siree , housewives factory/office workers and students yes they will do the evil deed upon that lot , but none to the last man in the line man will put a finger on dear old loveable frail granny and thus they will turn around and stuff their sharp pointy sticks in the A**** of the moron that gave the order in the first place !

Actors paid to queue for Poland's iPhone launch

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Linux

But then again

But then again , who really cares anyway , however if some one were to introduce an open source version of the jesus phone in Poland minus all the evil cupertino pirate controls , the sales of said item would sell faster then any old ABBA CD reissued every five years or so , that be for sure !

No snapping: Photographers get collars felt

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But then again

But then again , if ten million dear old loveable grannies all pulled out cameras and started taking photographs of everything that crosses their path , nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety times out of ten million , the wowsers won't even say one word to them, merely just look at the dear old loveable granny with the camera and then walk away and go about their normal business as usual as though they did not exist !

Granny power strikes again !

Asus' own Eee-beater spied on web

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And of course

And of course if it had a nice sexy alloy case and powered by the more energy efficient but faster AMD CPU up coming chip due to be released in November '08 just in time for the primaries , it would make a nice replacement for the old turn of the century P3 Portege that be for sure , forget the Vista crap though as Windows 7 sounds a lot sexier !

NASA test rocket explodes

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hmmm

hmmm , those old AIM56'S rocket motors have been just a tad too long in storage I see !

But some things don't age well if kept in storage and out of circulation for too long !

Booze and breasts combined, finally

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Hmmm

Hmmm , just the thing to match those across the North Sea sippee undees from the land of the dikes too!

But then again , could be a very good accessory for those cross dressers out there too !

Bush makes last-minute grab for civil liberties

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Now

Now why do I have the feeling that he will not be voluntarily vacating 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on January 9th 2009 ?

Royal Navy plans world's first running-jump jet

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so

So a bad clone of the redoubtable Russian Sukhoi SU34/37 MKI is coming to the non existent UK RN Carrier that has yet to have been built for the usual UK cost over run specifications/crap accommodation designs for the shoehorned in extra crew let alone on the actual naval architects drafting board !

Oh well such is life the armchair warriors and admirals appear to be out in force today as they tend to forget the Russians were there before them !

What price a choice indeed ? , says a certain some one or some things in life never change because fools fail to recognize reality in a real world !

MoD announces 'Grand Challenge' tech-prize winner

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@AC

@AC surely you jest and read much fiction and wankee propaganda do we ?

But alas , obviously if that was the case of lack of arms for the average Russian infantry foot soldier in WW2 then Finland would have lost both rounds in the winter war of 1939(the average Finnish Infantry Soldier had to be sent to the front self equipped for the first month or two from his own home stores) and the six week summer war of 1944 and both times Uncle Joe said the magic word "I give up , just what is their problem of this rebellious former Tsarist province rejecting me as their dear leader for all of the three rounds since 1919 ? "!

They did not , as history tell us their Russian counterparts left ample fully loaded equipment to supply several armies just lying on the ground for any fool to pick up and use to shoot at those much fewer remaining smarter ones standing in the fifth row who wisely chose retreat over advance !

Not a reader of real history I see , but believing in propaganda can be fatal to one's health at the best of times !

Fart-lighting youth in petrol can mishap

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So

So , we have a future world leader in the making , making ready to light up the world for the next generation of lemmings and silly mindless twats to follow blindly just like the current generation of idiots we have elected in the so called democratic western alliance of war criminals !

Nothing ever really changes except the faces as we follow the same endless circle on the treadmill of life !

UK bank chief stung in ID theft scam

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So

So a true believer in his own banks insecurity of spending one cent in the dollar on security has been found !

Debian delivers FreeRunner open-phone package

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So it begins , when will hardy ones be offering an open source Ifoney free of open back doors and windows to freak out the pirates of Cupertino , that be the question ?

UK MoD tries to resell surplus Eurofighters to India, Japan

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@goggyturk

@goggyturk , you are a true optimist and a comedian indeed and a true believer of that comedy propaganda joke film from Fakewood starring Tom from the very wooden dyslexic school of acting(even a dense lump of unformed lump of clay has more emotion then that silly twat at the best of times) called laughingly "Top Gun" made so last century ago , but with the US DOD supplying the expensive hi tech obsolete play toys truth has never been the first option post Korea 1952 anyway !

I love your patriotic propaganda , for in real life things have been much different as many war games post 1989 have shown to the real world we live in and not that one you choose to haunt !

Do much armchair keyboard and kite flying on some unidentifiable white powder I see , like a well known socialite ?

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@Jonb

@jonb nice try but alas RAF pilots are not exactly noted for either their ability to fly in straight lines without hitting the nearest hillsides or hit any designated target with any degree of accuracy of the usual plus or minus five mile radius(didn't read that paper about the daily inability of RAF to track and target planes called "Speedbird 1 & 2 flying on fixed tracks , AKA BA Concorde SST transit inbound to Londinium from the Atlantic Ocean going from supersonic to subsonic ) !

@AC since we have been spoon fed so much BS and crap propaganda about the latest epic of a dumb and stupid moron who poked a bear with a short stick considering the over abundant Russian Military strength in near by Grozny and we all know the wankees and it's numerous close supporters(two arrogant ones disgraced themselves in public , but a lot more need to go to the wall though or direct to prison for war crimes) have not told a single truth to the world at large since January 10th 2001 , just where be the real truth is the question that remains unanswered , but sadly as in all wars the very first casualty is the truth and new war crimes abound thereafter even after the alleged cease fire arrives on our doorstep !

Intel lets slip first dual-core Atom

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Yeah But

Yeah but , since Tom's hardware showed the much slower and larger 1 gig clock speed AMD Athlon 64 2000+ was actually a superior chip in both energy and speed usage to either Atom chip on public offer , this explains much about Wintel needing to speed things up to pass it's smaller rival in the latest propaganda stakes !

Choices , truth or propaganda that be the question ?

Acer Aspire One A110

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hmmm

hmmm , I see over at Tom's Hardware a comparison test between Atom & AMD Athlon 64 2000+ outperforms Intel's little baby or as they say horses for courses and courses for horses !

Librarian of child abuse networking site jailed indefinitely

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And Yet !

And yet the real modern day war criminals who roam freely spouting racism , religious intolerance and other assorted evil propaganda amongst us today and would have been hanged at Nuremberg in another more enlightened time less then one hundred years ago ! These wowsers and wankers responsible for even worse depravities against fellow human beings along with deliberate abuses of civil liberties(say Tony B. , Ian B. , Little Johnny the forgotten one and George B. , why are you still unpunished for your crimes against humanity ?) and numerous other equally vile criminal activities remain free and at large fully protected by their own fellow serving and former greedy pigs called democratically elected politicians , so go figure !

What price freedom and civil liberties and the correct punishments and not the cruel and unusual that is given free reign to fit the crime for all in the new 21st century where fear and propaganda rule just like that fatal summer in a placed called Berlin in 1933 ?

Interesting concept a life sentence for a crime involving mental illness , obsessive manic depression or past childhood and/or abuse in school yards from fellow students , teachers or authority figures which does not involve murder or very deliberate torture of fellow humans and yet war criminals killing tens of thousands of fellow humans remain free to commit their crimes again and again as often as they choose , what a crazy mixed up world we live in indeed , our priorities are truly screwed up indeed in this new century where propaganda rules supreme absolutely !

Three found guilty of web extremism plot

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Hmmm

Hmmm , why do I get the feeling this is both a case of an entirely different kettle of fish and is well rooted in an inherent and basic feature of all UK police forces despite numerous exposure from the mass media from time to time !

As for napalm , that recipe for both home made and commercial variants has been widely available since the Korean Peninsula War in the fifties so last century ago and can be found in numerous text books and assorted other publications many of which have been scanned in the great Google Stanford U Library book scanning fest !

So the question becomes why have not notable printing houses from Oxford University Press and numerous other wealthy publishers been charged with similar crimes thus ?

Rude Tintin pulls out

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So

So in this 21st century of propaganda the end of parody is near !

Microsoft running on at least 220,000 servers

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Oh

Oh imagine a Swedish Polis Pirate Bay Style raid on a M$ server bay where they take whole the lot back to the home office for additional analysis , the data collapse spike would be enormous !

But then again when you have two billion plus computers phone home and say feed me , with windows vista babies in the remote woods calling home far more often then you think several times a day for every trivial problem they encounter and the red ring of death game hotboxes gobbling up reserves , little wonder that 10,000 new units per month can handle the load or why they use the ever compliant scalable unix as well !

Or should they take a leaf out of the Azureus code book and use bit torrent to self distribute updates ?

Bear prints found on Georgian cyber-attacks

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Oh No

Oh no , the coin of forty sides like the forty thieves in the night , has arrived with a bang so as to speak or how soon we forget large networks have some systems running in game mode with zero firewalls (or just what the bot nets behind proxy servers need !) !

Choices , or just more of the blame game of the propaganda of shame on you ?

Ryanair cancels aggregator-booked tickets in escalating scraping war

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@williamW

@william irrespective of all that claimed cash in the bank first we have to deduct the provisional bad and doubtful debts , that which is owed to the staff /directors pensions funds , share dividend payments held over from previous year to mid or single end of year lump sum payment , lease and capital equipment payment funds , GST tax receipts due(one of the few taxes companies cannot avoid not paying) , aircraft maintenance costs pending(them planes they fly don't fix themselves) the total balance of other accounts payable and so forth along with other mundane payments required to fund corporations !

All this data is buried in the annual stock holders filings and supposedly certified by accountants as being up to standard ? (well good old AA said much ado about nothing until the ever hollow shell of ENRON and their supposedly unsinkable Accountant Heavy Battle Cruiser "AA Ethics In My A@#$%" sank to the bottom of red ink sea in first and only one opening broadside from the FTC/SEC and in the US, the IRS has both KPMG and Ernst Who ?, singing like canaries in an iron cage thanks to their lack of ethics over questionable tax filing activities ! )

Oh well such is life , the old accounting book has many pages to be read and digested so says the socialite !

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Or

Or could it be due to the high jet fuel prices our friends at "ryan seat of the pants" is about to do the usual "Continental Airlines" well known cut and run a chapter 11 when the cash flow runs low !

Apple faithful snared in phishing scam targeting Mac.com users

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Hmmm

PC to Mac "Gone Phishing again today I see and caught the catch of the day !"

Pentagon hacker McKinnon earns extradition delay

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@justin

@ justin a special video mix just for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBghD0XBN5M

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@justin

@justin surely you jest , my book of numbers first published in 2004 show the Pentagon 's computer security is so perverted and an absolute joke at the best of times ,so that on average it is hacked into approximately 43,800 times a day or 160,000 times a year !

Such is life , we live in a world of numbers that don't lie only the end users allow themselves to be mislead though by other background noises of all corrupt US Prosecutors who take a tiny sliver of fact amplify it , make it a trial by the ever compliant boot licking media to hoodwink the public , but then fail to provide full disclosure for such is the nature of injustice in the land of the paranoid and unfree thus giving both the appeal courts and the the supremes much work in the process to resort out their messes of self creation ! They also wonder why when the smarter jurors see through their heavy smokescreens of much fiction, assess the facts properly and then say up yours in reply too !

As for other bit about the Cuban compound problem the JAG officers appointed read the military code of justice book from cover to cover including the ratified Geneva protocols concerning non resident prisoners held by the military and the treatment required therein , so they merely cut and ran away from making the correct decision and tossed the ball back to their commander in chief the very indecisive confused lame duck DC Chimp !

What price a number indeed ?

iPhone 3G isn't necessarily

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Now

Now why are the pearls of wisdom from the great P T Barnum ringing in my ear ?

Swedish men left frustrated by state sex aid policy

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PS

PS judging by this photo shoot in "the local" there just does not appear to be too many likely lads and the ladies truly out number the other half check out photos !0 & 11 in the sequence and it explains much about the problem !

link=http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/290/2/

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Oh

Oh the age old snippa and snoppa problem raises it's head yet again thus so as to speak !

Russian cybercrooks turn on Georgia

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Oh well

Oh well , here we go again the old Forty Sides to every coin propaganda being spewed up by all (very much like the Spanish Civil War in another past Century ) with both sides saying they did this , thus we did that tit for tat style , and the ever helpful wankees ladling the sanctimonious nonsensical mindless drivel and crap from the DC chimps A*&$@ adding more oil and gas to the flames they help to create as well too in the first place of playing up yours too poker (perhaps they they may be able to rescue the errant ones from Ft Bragg and Camp Pendleton caught in the front line meat grinder that modern warfare has become to replaces the horrors of the trenches of the old 1914-18 event or perhaps not !)

As one would say too many wrongs just add heat to the flames and itch old past unhealed self imaginary sores of bygone eras in the long recorded but biased history of the zone in question !

However we soon forget the so called Rose Revolution merely exchanged one mostly corrupt regime with an even corrupter one that had direct links to the criminal element within the very fabric of it's society allowing evil to breed unchecked . Thus Corruption breeds corruption ad infinitum and the simple fact that some one once pointed out that since the Rose Revolution and the arrival of the wankee sponsored replacement very rotten fish called shaddock , approximately 70% of the countries budget was directed to military build up rather then the usual health , education , pensions and fair justice for all etc !

As for borders they are merely imaginary lines drawn on maps by politicians and diplomats with very sharp knives held at their throats at the conference tables dependent on who won or lost that particular border realignment war that day irrespective of the wishes of those who lived or those who left for safer climates taking the ever festering bad memories to infect the next generation neglecting to mention the so called honorable displaced ones ancestors too had a hand in evicting the previous residents at the point of the knife of go now or else within the often meandering but ever changing boundaries in time !

But then again it is basic human nature to covet the next door residents land across the border as it always seems to be managed far far better then your plot which goes to seed as you continue to drown your sorrows day in and day out at the local taverna wishing for the good old days Ghenghis Khan style of ownership whilst neglecting to tend the family plot properly !

Choices in world full of absolute propaganda from all media outlets from a through z including the intertubes in this 21st century where every one on both sides of the disputed border territory claim that they fired first and then applied the illogical dumb and very stupid mindless Serbian Scorched Earth Policy for retribution as the fighting rages back and forth now that is the truly evil aspect of all wars where even the winners become losers and all the participants still lose in the win lose or draw situation that comes from stalemates which merely add another layer of festering imaginary sores to the icing on the cake !

Aussies: Eat roos, save the planet

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Tasty !

Tasty and very yummy and as it is a very lean meat without excessive fat and the animal creates far less greenhouse gas to maturity unlike your average equivalent heavily polluting feedlot McCrapper CJD burger grown bovine variety !

But then again , in what other country can you eat it's national symbols(Kangaroo and Emu) as they very plentiful in numbers and are both fully capable of self regulating it's numbers dependent on climatic conditions unlike the mad cow variety which needs major human assistance drugs inclusive to multiply !

iPhone apps selling like hot cakes

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Hmmm

Hmmm , an open source smart phone looks better every day for the best choice as you get full source code and none of the back unlabeled doors or open windows that come free with your "Ifoney" one "!

As for Crapple's lack of integrity they make all pirates look like honest merchants these days , that be for sure !