* Posts by heystoopid

1059 publicly visible posts • joined 19 May 2007

Martha Stewart criticised for swoop on town name

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Sounds like

Sounds like , she would have about as much chance , as McDonald's has of getting to exclusively register the corporations trading name in Scotland!

Black market for malware a thriving place

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Never mind

Never mind , now that George W Bush has signed into force the new revised Spy Act updated for the new Electronic Age of the Internet allowing unnamed Federal Black Ops to track all foreign inbound and those in transit through US based Internet Servers without filing legal warrants or any paperwork looking for terrorists or just plain spying on friend and foe alike!.

It does not take a genius to think of the consequences and annoyances that these pests cause and they will be called a cyber terrorist instead and thus treated accordingly!

Oh well , life truly moves in vicious circles!

NBC muckraker gets hacked at Defcon

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She Ain't no Journalist!

She ain't no journalist for she has no ethic's or respect for either the law or any person's constitutional rights.

Alas her show she produces , is so disreputable and dishonest and so embroiled in entrapment , that neither the City , State and Federal Cops have any respect for her and the shoddy evidence she produces on the show week after week ! They politely decline to act on all her claims of any wrong doing because they know that even a sleepy judge would throw every one of her charges into the sewer as they are tainted and very very illegal!

Sadly she is just one sensationalist vindictive vigilante masquerading as a journalist!

As for defcon , a number of attendees reads like who's who of most of the US government three letter departments , including blue black and grey op's some of whom you will never find in any government phone directory , and have offices that look like your run of the mill Insurance company's , that seem to be unlisted in any phone book , to minimize callers! Most of these attendees prefer not to be photographed for very obvious reasons!

She's just another vain glory hound , and her TV show is crap at the best of times and even makes Fox network look fair and balanced which it is not , because she is literally poison!

Should NBS get a dose of ethics hers would be the first show to be canceled as it has no ethics as it resides well below the level of the sewer!

AK47: the open-source weapon that took the world by storm

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Say

Say , as for Black Hawk Down , the movie is basically fiction and a travesty of the real events on the day , and much of really what happened was deliberately covered up ! When the surviving local militia and residents of Mogadishu first saw the pirated movie dvd they treated it as a comedy movie which it was , and much of the audience was in stitches from laughing so hard!

Sadly , even now as for the M16 , the majority of the National Guard Units sent to Iraq are still using the first generation of the rifle , and it is suffering from poor reliability in the dusty conditions , forcing the Guardsmen to carry spare gun oil as in the days of Vietnam!(although since most of the infantry are mounted in small light vehicle units they carry a few Iraqi AK clones for the reason , Oops we shot an innocent civilian , nah he's a bad guy look he has an AK! , end of that problem)

We also forget Soldiers were rarely taught how to shoot accurately past 100 yards even in the days of bolt action rifles! , due to the logic of using Artillery barrages for longer ranges!

Sony recalls 350,000 cameras

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Sony

Sony , the maker of defective products , can anyone expect any better?

Police want DNA collection superpowers

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Perverted logic

Perverted logic , interestingly by using this scheme they are spending the entire budget on catching blue collar criminals with average net yields less then ten thousand pounds per offence and anywhere between ten to twenty years in jail time on conviction!

Back on white collar crimes , where the average yields are a million pound plus and the jail terms are less then 3 years because they are classified as victimless crimes , they are totally ignored by the plods as none can read double entry book keeping .

An interesting form of perverted logic!

Teachers vote to ban internet

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Sad

Sad , just another demonstration of the "Peter Principle" at work in the 21st Century!

Judge ruled against NSA surveillance in US

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Ouch

Ouch , just where do these nincompoops and loonies crawl out from?

What brand of Magic Wand , do they possess , that will save and protect all of us from a random attack , by a random crazed lunatic we now call a terrorist?

The actions and activities of these crazed wankers offering the illusion of safety but the price is your absolute freedom and all democratic rights is truly illogical , and they must be criminally insane themselves , to offer such a ludicrous choice! , for who polices the policemen , if they can't or won't police themselves , since they follow no rules and recognize no laws?

It is best summed up by Dwight Eisenhower "If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking is freedom."

We stand at the crossroads and the abyss is but one half step away to oblivion if we carry on with this craziness and insanity ,as a method to curb the current crop of crazed anarchists in this new 21st Century !

BOFH: Moving faster than blame

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Hmm

Hmm , this reminded me of a clown and pretender I used to work with many years ago , who's sum total of knowledge of all systems was so small it was in the sub nanometre range , his teachers had filled his head with obsolete useless propaganda and now identical clones with the same dumb ideas are working for a big local Telco , whom they appear determine to cost it at least another 50% of it's current customer base!

Alas , the last I heard was he had fled all his silly incompetent ideas and basically stupid mistakes some 12,000 miles away in order to work for some Bank that is diluting all it's shareholders stake to take over a bigger Dutch Bank and selling a big slice of the new entity to "the bank" behind the bamboo curtain which is financing the take over deal with billions of dollars of cash supplied by gullible and greedy Yankee corporations seeking the cheapest deal and the highest price that can be milked from the end user! Such attrition will ultimately kill themselves with their own greed! , should the continued the Stock market on Wall Street , remain in the current free fall state and appears to be a precursor to that which happened some 80 plus years ago , and as was predicted by a Russian Mathematician!

Google: Kill all the patent trolls

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Sadly

Sadly , there is a cure for patent trolls , but it requires the creation of a central world wide patent registrar with radical powers and authority to enforce the rules fairly across all countries boundaries outside the local court system , and a radical application of new ideas to remove the old one country ad hoc rules that apply today , where in one country software and basic human genome building blocks of life can be patented , and yet in another the answer is bollocks to the same idea!

Unfortunately for all , since no one countries politicians will even surrender one iota of his/or her countries deemed basic sovereign rights(including those from past international treaties signed off by previous ruling governments to themselves) even at gun point(explains the inherent imminent failure and implosion of the current United Nations , due to conflicts of perceived interests , like it's predecessor the unfortunate "League of Nations") , this will never happen in this fractured world we live in(whilst the self same politicians are very willing to abuse the freedoms and rights of all local persons under their absolute control or poor citizens who just happen to reside in the newly acquired resource rich foreign sovereign territories or countries)

Also , far too many vampires with vested rights want to keep the current messy system status quo , because to them where else can they make a such a decent living from the unproductive leeching off all the workers in the current landscape , unless confusion reigns supreme!

As the late infamous notorious Oz Bandito and Bushranger Ned Kelly in the nineteenth century was once reputed to have said "Such is Life" !

Techies sue Universal Media Group for overtime pay

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Down South

Down South , low pollution my ass , have you seen the air quality figures for places like Brownsville(which is polluted from all the US Gringo owned and operated factories just south of the border using the $2 per hour cheap Mexican workforce and the prevailing winds blow north across the international border , gotta love that transfer pollution effect!) and Houston(surrounded by 29 obsolete under maintained oil refineries all working at 110% capacity 24/7 literally killing their work force at times ,and many thanks to former Governor George now El Presidente can pollute the environment with impunity)and they are starting to make LA and San Diego look clean and have an honest police force to boot , since the endemic corruption of post US Civil War 1865 has never been eliminated down south!

Gotta love them Yankees , with their corrupt insular view of everything , walking arround literally deaf , dumb and blind wearing rose coloured glasses !

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Simple solution

Simple solution really , just out source the entire department to India!

Oh , come to think of it , that might not be a good idea , as several major Indian Companies facing a massive shortage of skilled IT people , are currently out sourcing as well!

Still with the precedent set by the ever revolting staff at Electronic Arts , when management refused to give them time off for a seven day working week , when the contract said five and they were paid accordingly , they were sued for failing to pay them for the other two days !

Looks like Universal has no legal legs to stand upon , given past judgements handed down in California!

But then again , given that since 2000 the industry has been down sizing an average of 16% per annum , due to the continue attempt to sell poor taste universal music that the limited buying public in all countries is avoiding like the black plague! , time is of the essence for all of the remaining employees before the final implosion occurs !

Let the terminal meltdown continue unabated , for the demise of Universal Music would be a good thing for all within the industry!

Could live P2P video be the antidote to YouTube dross?

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For some reason

For some reason , Murdoch's biased and unbalanced illogical racist crappy Faux News Network , seems to be very afraid of both Youtube and Internet Bloggers!

Such is life , when lies are exposed for all to see!

Petrol latte for Kiwis in dairy biofuel push

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Ha Ha

Ha ha , things are a bit backward over in the twin islands of the rusting white shroud , for after all for years before this grand idea flew into their tiny little one cent in the dollar minds , the Pacific Islanders were using locally produced oils to augment the expensive imported diesel fuels!

Oh well , from what I hear , the country is so popular a place to live in , that the locals who are fleeing to live permanently overseas for a better life , out number the immigrants by two to one and the only tourists they seem to be to attract are the million or so that flock in from Oz(for some strange reason , all those glow in the dark French tourists that do arrive are treated as pariah's and potential terrorists working for the French Secret Service). The Oz tourists oddly seem to delight in deliberately leaping off the high bridges built on the South Island(is it to flee from all those drunken unlicensed Kiwi Motorists that seem to weave down the narrow roads driving all those used Japanese obsolete rejects?)

UK payment service outage leaves users fuming

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Never Mind

Never mind, I know of one major bank of the big four Down Under in Oz , that took well over 9 months to figure out a simple problem with the payment of telephone accounts to some 6 odd million customers by credit card! During this outage the Telco was never out of pocket by the way!

Imagine the delight of many customers seeing 3 past phone bills being posted to their credit card accounts almost a year later , after most had thought they had paid their bills in full !

Mind you , you could imagine the volume of complaint letters to all the Banks within Oz that was generated ,who were not amused by this simple mistake ! It was so high the Oz Post Office had to employ a number of extra's just to carry the big bags of snail mail!

Reg health roundup: good and bad news today

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Hmm

Hmm , I always did wonder why white paper under the positive ion generator sitting on my desk during work hours and was used a make shift paper weight turned black.

Eminem sues Apple - again

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Interesting conundrum

Interesting conundrum , but since all computer software is both licensed and routinely copyrighted by its very nature , then by convoluted logic anything that the computer can play or view must also be subject to some form of a license agreement as well!

In the interim , since all big four major labels have lost an average of sixteen percent per annum in sales revenue since the peak year of the end of 2000 AD , they need every razoo and penny they can extract from every scheme they can think of in order to justify the 20% plus top management self awarded pay hikes since the end of the last century , whilst simultaneously reducing the workforce within the industry and make those remaining work twice as hard whilst , paying them peanuts !

Eminen , is just another one of the many in the new music genre , hear once , throw up and then totally forget because it literally sucks genre that bribed radio stations routinely foist upon the listening public!

Oh well , back to listening to Listening to Lili Marleen as sung by Lale Andersen and the Glenn Miller Orchestra compositions , to soothe the jaded ears!

Sony faces case for 'Cell' patent infringement

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Hmm

Hmm , I can see why they filed in Texas , as that particular district the circuit appeals court very rarely if ever overturns any case on appeal! along with the majority lower court rulings in favour of the litigant !

Suing a dying corporation like Sony which is in self destruct mode with strings of failed products and now down to selling rebadged products, is not very bright though!

Interestingly , what indeed powers all the top end high powered computer graphic cards as well?

Firefox update fixes bug brace

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Alas

Alas , they still have yet to address the problem Java!

Oh well , I have just installed the latest version of Opera 9.2 , and currently after running a series of browser security tests including the one that FF fails to render an image properly , it performed superbly and rang rings around that basic insecure piece of crap that comes fitted as standard as part of M$ Windows and appears to be much more secure and far more web 2.0 compliant as well.

What price a choice?

California e-voting machines have more holes than Swiss cheese

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Say

Say , are these the same type of machines used in suspected voter fraud in both the states of Ohio and Florida back in '04 to cause a positive swing to the Republican side of the fence irrespective of real votes lodged at that time !

Further ,as with everything submitted and sold by the lowest bid tenders that many US State Governors prefer due to the widespread implementation of California's Proposition 13 tax limiting laws from the Ronnie Reagan era as state governor across the new Union of the Soviet States of Amerika (the new recent attempted US Immigration Act sponsored by George W. Bush and all his cronies , to register 13 million undocumented (mostly underpaid almost slave labour like working conditions) citizens and key component of the US Economy , included a separate requirement for all US citizens to have a formal Identification Papers to be carried at all times and produced on demand , very similar to those issued in the former Stalin era Soviet Union and Nazi Germany Further all US states and territories would be required to implement at their cost , from state taxes) . Further , you can't really expect security to be a high priority along with buggy imperfect code! , due to rush delivery dates!

The ease at which these machines can be opened with a simple readily available key and then doctored with a bias along with the lack of setting up a proper audit trail has been well documented , by many researchers!

Oh well , such is life!, and the Peter Principle rocks on in the new 21st century!

Terra Firma tightens grip on EMI

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Alas

Alas , it will be interesting , to see how they will perform for within less then 5 years in addition to the current rate of decline of 16% p.a. average decline in sales since peak year 2000 of the new crap or it sucks world music genre , the biggest market segment buyers will be starting to retire thus massively changing their buying habits and preferences and the fifty year end of term copy right cuts in as well thus severely impacting on the one dollar in five mechanical royalty payments , which makes for a fairly big slice of the companies profits!

Yes , time is not on their side , unless the new generation of management is both adept and agile to the fragile and rapidly changing dynamic tastes given the demographics of the far smaller numbers of potential sales to both the Gen X and Y generation variable tastes that is/ or will be replacing the more numerous Baby Boomers of post ww2!

What price indeed for the investors , when the all the pension funds supplying the loot for all today's market investment go from long term to maximum annual income provision to those retiring from the work force full time!

Fort Bragg grunt in gay porn vid shocker

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Say

Say , isn't Ft Bragg where they train both the elite Green Beret and the home of the US Army unit called PSYOP ! It is also where they train future torturers of the innocent and oppressed from friendly overseas military dictatorships like Somoza of the old born to rule mob! , from Nicaragua(evicted by an army of unruly illiterate peasants=not very bright are the torturers who didn't see that one coming and their bully master who ran away like a craven coward!) , Mexico(one party rule country figuratively speaking) Noriega's Panama , the evil officers deeply involved in Argentina's dirty war against innocent civilians 1976-83 . Other assorted evil wanking dictators like General Pinochet's best torturers in Chile's war of self oppression ,and finally where certain Greek Army Officers who are now permanent residents for life in a prison called "Kordyallos" received their basic torture 101 training !

Yes many a noted torturer from US backed military dictatorships dictatorships were able to learn that trade from the superior US forces Instructors over the years , I suppose one of the few countries in South America to avoid that trap was Costa Rica , because it has no Army of sorts to train!

Yes , such an eviction ,could literally explain why they don't want any pansies and wall flowers in residence as the boys who run the school of torture , don't want any girls amongst them so as to speak!

The terrorists I party with

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Spot On!

Spot on, but alas your are already preaching to an audience of cynics and only those willing to question the propaganda dished out to them by the quislings who claim to be reporters and the ever hysterical crap news presenters in the mass media!

Sadly to day the majority of leaders we have elected in these wonderful democracies of ours are nothing but charlatans using the guise of preaching patriotism and fear to the weak minded majority to lead us astray!

To quote from the the late Edward R. Murrow

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices".

"The speed of communications is wondrous to behold. It is also true that speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue."

And finally

" We are currently wealthy, fat, comfortable and complacent. We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses and recognize that television in the main is being used to distract, delude, amuse and insulate us, then television and those who finance it, those who look at it and those who work at it, may see a totally different picture too late".

FBI asks Congress for phone record slush fund

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Why would they bother

Why would they bother given the sweeping powers granted to them under a number of bills prior to change of Congress from Republican to Democrat Congress last November , and for the only Telco man that had the balls to quote the law in their face to say no is currently fighting nonsensical charges , that will tie him up in the courts for the next few years!

Some how I get the feeling , this is a form of black funding , for another nefarious and illegal job of a different kettle of fish , for after all their current master Chairman George, is a true master of political double speak , in which he offers no apologies , and says one word for public consumption , where as in reality he is travelling 180 degrees in the other direction on an another road , and the corporate mass media only print his propaganda!

Yes , there is more here , then meets the eye!

Brit spooks: Yanks are frightful cowboys

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Sad

It is sad to see rational sane people being stampeded by illogical drunken little tyrants who say one thing and then do the exact opposite!

As for the list of countries of choice for the missing rendition victims one could choose the very impoverished Ethiopia coming out of a combination of a vicious civil war and a border war with Eritrea , and with a little help from Uncle Sam , have become an army of occupation in Somalia , which by all accounts appears to be slowly being bled to death with daily army casualties the country can ill afford to lose and all is not going well, with the Yankee backed quisling government, which is both unpopular and barely hanging by it's fingertips!

Now , we have seen since the Americans have taken over in Afghanistan , that country has moved from being a small bit player in supplying heroin on the world market to be the major player complete with crop surplus(all this massive production of opium requires vast amounts of cheap slave labor and since twenty thousand or more innocent souls have been swept up in the US great witch hunt for the imaginary Al Queda,terrorists.)

Interestingly as for Syria , strangely whilst Washington raised great hype about Syria being the axis of evil and causing numerous unstated problems in Iraq, at the same time almost on a daily basis number of CIA registered passenger jet aircraft were delivering rendered prisoners to Damascus! The Anti Syrian hype was there to hide an important fact about which important key US Ally Arab country the majority of Iraqi suicide bombers originate from, and has something to do with the fact that less then ten per cent of the resident population have actually benefited from all the oil wealth and most live in abject extreme poverty of third world standards! It is so easy to spot CIA Air , even though they change the tail registration numbers on a regular basis , they give themselves away , by doing stupid things! , for smart people they sure are dumb most of the time!

Basically based on numbers , we have very little to fear from random death at the hands of any lunatic mislabeled as a terrorist , the biggest killer of humans , by far is something called basic human mortality!. Surprisingly more people are killed in industrial accidents annually then those that have been killed by all terrorist listed actions for the past 100 years throughout this world of ours! This fear of terrorism defies all logic , and is most illiogical , but is designed to scare the weak minded into surrendering all democratic rights and freedoms, for the illusion of safety!(something Hitler , did so well in the summer of 1933 and we all know the price the world paid for that man to be defeated and destroyed)

To finish up in the words of Dwight D Eisenhower "If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking is freedom."

And in the words of Benjamin Franklin "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

HMRC loses landmark tax ruling

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Very Strange

Very strange , if the HMRC could assemble a complete Tax Audit team , to assess the annual corporate filings from say the Big 4 UK Banks , rather than the usual rubber stamping of all the corporate documents as they have been doing since time immemorial , and accepting all the minimal taxes paid by these organizations at face value , the returns would have been far more impressive then the amount of money they wasted on this case!

Remember these are the self same wankers that allowed a certain English family of Lords to avoid all taxes , since the incorporation of the very first personal income tax laws for the last two centuries or so without penalty !

The creation of a Corporate or Company Tax Audit Team is long over due , but undoubtedly , it is easier for Big Brother The Tax Man with a big stick to chase the man in the street because they do not have access to expensive first class legal experts to defend them against unjust evil oppression !

Still even the winners will be stuck with out of pocket expenses in fighting this case to it's bitter end!

Sadly multi-national corporate tax avoidance schemes are now running in epidemic proportions throughout this world of ours and as usual the man in the street is stuck with their unpaid bills and left with even higher extra higher taxes to compensate!

'They threw my laptop into the atmosphere'

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Small Potatoes

Small Potatoes , compared to what the Banks lose annually from a combination of very poor lending , fraud and internal staff theft , and then turn around and make all paying customers cover the missing monies with interest!

NASA is a saint in comparison!

Newcastle council credit card file lifted

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Say

Say US Banks do it in bigger numbers on a daily basis with impunity!

UK gov rejects Cliff Richard's copyright extension

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Say , have we not paid them already times three over the last forty years!

Say did we not give them a second slice of the pie when all us diligent fans of vinyl in the sixties and seventies , go out and buy the same albums first on the new compact audio cassette in the eighties ,to fit in with our marvelous car entertainment systems , and then a few years later upgrade our home audio systems to be compatible with the Compact Audio CD , in the nineties ! , and now they want to stick it up our ass yet again to pay for the lossy mp3's in the new 21st century!(and that figure is not including all the 45's(EP's) sold either with the same album tracks)

Further , we pay indirectly even more monies via both the increased costs on all films we see(ticket prices reflect all movie theater operating costs , mechanical royalties for the musak) higher prices for movie DVD's which reflect mechanical music royalties from the soundtracks used , suffer more crap ad's on TV , as well as other undocumented taxes on mobile hand set ring tones and levies on many other products as well!(way I read EMI's balance sheet an approximate minimum of 20% of the company's annual income comes from all forms of mechanical royaties paid over the past five years , hence the scream longer copyright control is better)

The man from I.F.P.i. , should be ashamed of himself for making such stupid and silly off the cuff comments , for if truth be told , for we the buying public have been bled dry by these blood suckers for long enough!

So if truth be told , it is they the industry as a whole , who owe the public a duty to release all past music to public domain now , for we have paid them more than three times for the same piece of music!

I suppose in the next EMI annual report whilst the top 4 take a 25% pay hike , and the annual sales have declined some 16% they will blame it on both the lax UK copyright laws and illicit file sharing piracy for the continuing decline in the end user market without apportioning as to where the true blame lies! Both BPI and IFPI will quadruple the cry of piracy is killing the music industry!

Though , in countries where end users pay levies on blank CD's and DVD's they still cry wolf because they have no control on the dispersal of these taxes

Or in the words of Gordon Gecko from Wall Street when asks by Bud Fox "How much is enough?" answer "It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another."

Oz cans porn filtering trial

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Wowsers!

Wowsers ! , it is so easy to by pass all net filters that some days I really wonder why these wankers try to impose their own narrow minded views!

Strangely , organizations like Recording Asses of America and it's various wholly owned mouth pieces and bribe taking politicians like those in the current ruling party within Canada , indicate that the volumes of data well in excess of the Internet via illegal file sharing is consuming most if not the entire bandwidth of the Internet , so just how much room is there left for porn to occupy?

Or is it like much in todays new 21st century in which Propaganda and fiction rule !

Our collective police forces have failed to stem the ever increasing tide of thousands of tonnes of illicit drugs flooding in from countries now under direct rule by US Military Forces and CIA sponsored warlords (co-incidence or a black hat job?) In one new FBI report shows the cost to all citizens of some 3.8 billion dollars annually in blue collar crime and corporate crime cost some 38 billion dollars more with little or no punishment meted out against the white collar theft , or of greedy lawyers plundering 50 million dollars from the billion dollar ground zero fund set up to provide the sickness benefits to all World Trade Ground Zero workers(it explains why Michael Moore deliberately included some of these people in his new movie Sicko!)!

As for Aussie PM John Howard sending in Army Reservists and the ever thinner blue line of the 9 to 5 grossly undermanned Federal Police Force into indigenous reserves to enforce his new direct rule by decree and steal children at risk thus recreating another stolen generation and restarting the whole vicious cycle yet again , for the next generation to endure .

Alas , history tells us that all Church and State based Indigenous Welfare and vocational training programs for well over 200 years since first Crown Colonization in the country , along with all Federal attempts post Federation 1901, were riddled extensively with scandals of the same identical type they seek to alleviate that beset todays Aboriginals reserves and encampments scattered across the country in remote areas and within many cities as well..

All bets are saying once the current new Federal Australian Election is concluded at the close of the polls , the Federal presence will vaporize at the same time , as it will fail like all other previous direct Stalinist rule without representation schemes!

Wankers , wowsers and Chicken Little's that cry wolf and make mountains out of mole hills , will this new century lead us back to slavery and serfdom controlled by absolute despotic rulers or enlightenment in the age of universal information at one finger tips?

Brainless civil servant amazes doctors

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Sadly

Sadly , most people would have similar experience working with similar like minded people in most industries , they are called junior managers ,all with freshly minted University Degrees in Business Mismanagement , one of the easiest degrees that most Universities Issue , because you really don't need a brain to earn one!

US wants trucks mounted with frikkin' laser beams

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Pipedreams

Pipedreams and logistical nightmare, sounds like money for another secret black project , of different evil design!

US service personnel at risk of ID theft

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Say

Say , this is almost as hilarious as the dumb and stupid Bank in America , that inadvertently lost data tapes , with all the pay and account details of all the Pentagon Staff , along with the entire staff of both the houses of Congress and including all Senators and Congresspersons as well!

Oh well , does go to show cheap cost cutting wankers and adherents to the "Peter Principle" are in plague proportions!

But then again , can you expect any better performance from the lowest bid tenders , where after expending all the usual bribe monies , and palm greasing to get government contracts , security is the last option on the list of things to do! , for after all we live in the age of profits first and foremost with the customer the absolute last in all equations!

Spanish satire mag savaged over royal sex cartoon

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Ha Ha!

Ha Ha! , the judge has now immortalized the dreaded cartoon for the whole world wide Internet to view out of sheer curiosity!

For the quickest way to notoriety and bring it to the attention of all , is to basically ban or outlaw the item in question! , thus bringing it to the attention of a far wider audience , then if it had just been plain ignored , for it would have died a very short death for the low attention span of a wider audience!

As for the other problem , now that the cartoon has become immortalized ,thanks to the dumb judges self wanking decision and vain attempt to outlaw parody , it will continue to pop up everywhere , as it keeps getting reposted , in any language the user so chooses , even on YouTube!

The "Peter Principle" rocks on in the new 21st century!

Vodafone forced to recognise Connect

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Propaganda rules the world

Propaganda rules the world , and once a closed minded opinion is formed based on crap misinformation and ill conceived simplified views not even a direct hit from an A-bomb can change some peoples illogical views!

We , forget that we live in a full market economy , if you don't sell a product that the market expects , wants or desires at a useful affordable price then no amount of government tax paid subsidies will keep you afloat period!

As for the failures in industry , like all armies one cannot blame the soldiers , if their leaders are too greedy , dumb and stupid and locked into past glories , and thus fail to read the correct market and legislative trends (Anti Competitive Trades Practice Acts or "The Clean Air Act 1956" is but the grandfather of all Anti Pollution legislation that came after that , traces it roots back to the killer smog of 1952 in London generated from excessive small burning open coal fires spewing air pollution from every chimney pot in London including the old cheap Coal Fired Battersea Power Station )

We can now see this effect permeating , the moribund and dying monolithic Audio entertainment industry of the big 4 like EMI selling last centuries technology, and bemoaning imaginary demons like piracy, in the new age of change, while the companies are viciously sinking in the self created morass , the top five using old last century ideas , slashing staff to give themselves excessively generous increases in stipends , and handing what market they have left , to the more hip open minded niche market producers , why have not all the Financial Markets punished them for their collective stupidity , remains unanswered!

Strangely , the English still make small ships less then 10,000 tonnes cost effectively using a prefabricated technique the Germans invented to build U-boats in 1943 and much cheaper then the Hyundai Yards in Korea which are geared up to build vessels not less then 60,000 tonnes and above gross weight like super tankers , bulk carriers and super sized 10,000 plus cargo container ships!

Yes , the old propaganda story , of blame it on the workers for seeking a decent liveable wage , to cloth feed , raise and educate the next generation , for all the failures in senior management still rules to this day!

Vodafone sinks to new low

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Never Mind

Never mind , perhaps they could move to more sunnier Athens , I'm sure more than a few Greek Government Senior Officials , after the Olympic Games bugging fiasco hosted by yours truly , and thus would make plenty of room in a place called Kordyallos!

Hackers saw through iPhone AT&T shackles

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Say

Say , when playing around with telephone sim cards cards you could get arrested on trumped up terrorism charges and become the local new "Federal Election Political Football" , thus allowing the Aussie Federal 9 to 5 Coppers(800 understaffed and climbing at last count hence the nickname) and the blow in ever self wanking "Rozzer" and unwanted tourist , from the UK to trample over all your "Magna Carta" common law rights ! , which is what is currently happening in Down Under now!

I can't wait for the more usable versatile network unlocked Linux powered equivalent to hit the assault beaches, as it would make Iphony look like an overpriced defective by design bad P..O...S...., which it is by the way !

Japanese P2P leak cop fired

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Ho hum!

Ho hum , hang on a minute I thought , that due to intense public scrutiny and rigorous plant commissioning trials , along with the requirement for planning approval , all power plant design and construction documents including changes are a matter of public record and are fully available to the local earthquake rescue authorities as well!

So who or whom is telling big fibs to save face , I wonder!

The wankers and adherents to the "Peter Principle" have struck yet again!

The return of the ransom-ware Trojan

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Oh no!

Oh no , have the 419'ers have developed a new franchise!

Time to switch to Linux , is at hand , with M$ threatening to spy on you with it's open government back doors , windows and built in future key loggers!

What a sad world we live in!

Harry Potter and the Chancers of eBay

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Oh!

Oh , how sad , forget the legal cleaners , now is the time to send in the boys with the loaded violin cases! , the shock and horror is just too much to bear , that no muggle can keep a secret !

Or with apologies to Nelson Muntz , "Ha Ha! , no secrets here!"

When 'God Machines' go back to their maker

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WTF

WTF , who gives a Rats A!

But as with all Apple fan boys they are blinded by the same company that ripped off "The Beatles" logo , and they don't invent things and repackage other peoples idea's and concepts as their own!

Choices! , more is a pity they didn't go down with the " HMHS Britannic" , what price blind stupidity indeed?

Bush to gong top US boffins of 2006

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Ho Hum

Ho hum , getting awards from this wanker called Bush , is tantamount to a literal death sentence down the road!

Poor buggers! , the academic death from a thousand back stabbers cannot be far off after this!

iPhones grease eBay's quarter

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But then again!

But then again , there are better bargains and venues to find and purchase secondhand goods and actually see them working too with warranties and not get ripped off either like the 0ne in Ten odds on Ebay !

Choices , as always you get what pay for , and pays for what you get !

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Not Bad

Not bad for a company that can be used to fence stolen goods and wares , sell pictures of items rather then the real deal without penalty and send cash across borders as happened recently to one young lad buying a used PS2 in the UK , when he opened the box , it was literally stuffed full of money and not the game box he wanted!

Choices?

PS3 outsold Xbox 360 2:1 in Japan

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But then again?

But then again , how many desktop PC's , notebooks and laptops were sold in the same period of time?

Still , if you add the combined world sales figures , along with the Japanese it still leaves more than a few left overs from the initial launch stock sitting in the warehouse awaiting potential buyers though , which explains why the Electronic Games Division is still awash in a sea of red ink with bigger expenses then income , so as to speak!

Behind the Apple vs Universal breakup

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NUTS!

Nuts , to all new additional taxes fees and charges sought by this monolithic industry , as all marketing people will say if you don't make the product up to end user expectations and constantly fall short on every step of the way you lose the market to your competitors !

The old monolith , of you have to sign up with a major label like UMG to have any international market success to sell your song to the rest of the world is rapidly dying thanks to the new market power of the billion plus users on the Internet!

The power of the new home PC's which have come a long way in less then 3 decades from the simple rudimentary Apple 2's of old , to the point where any musician with basic computer skills can put a complete recording and sound studio previously worth tens of thousands of dollars , create record edit remix a song or video , in any location ,eliminate or enhance any background noise , upload to any CD duplicating house of choice , get the purchased bulk pack delivered , and then sell them directly at his/her next concert without the aid of any management or record label slicing and dicing all the profits and leaving the crumbs behind!

The new musicians can even self create a web site , complete with mp3 sample tracks from his new album or direct sell his album CD's , T-shirts e.t.c. to any location in the world , without the Record Company taking the biggest share of the proceeds as is the case in multinational media conglomerates which need the monies to balance all provisions and then a lot more extra to pay the CEO's over inflated salaries and expenses!

Any CEO , who presided over any any company which has sales that declined in over 5 years by 50% , ain't worth a bent penny and should have his salary slashed to the bone or sacked for incompetence , rather than inflated as is the case today! , for he is looking out for number one and not all shareholder's interest or their capital investment!

With the power of a few modern electronic computing devices linked and talking to each other , the modern musician in this new 21st century , can eliminate the majority of parasites the major labels supply as minders that infest and deflate his income to pennies rather than dollars whilst appealing to a wider more discerning audience world wide , who by now are tired of listening to the same old universal sound alike and look alike garbage that is the hallmark of all the current big four's majority of new releases since 2000 , of the hear them once and throw them away genre because the majority literally suck so badly , very few if any stand above the noise!

Me I wonder , what UMG would say about Prince's direct marketing of four million CD's for free in a Sunday paper , which paid him for that privilege , as a promotion for his new up coming UK concert tours , when previously the local arm of his record company struggled to sell a mere forty thousand of his last album!

To close in the words of Bob Dylan "For the times they are a-changin'. The line it is drawn The curse it is cast The slow one now Will later be fast As the present now Will later be past ..."

Oklahoma woman takes sue happy RIAA to the bank

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Most Interesting!

Most interesting , whilst still cheating and trying to avoid paying out to the innocent , this is a true landmark case decision , and has set the precedent , now if the other two counter attacks in Texas and Oregon come home to roost , that will open a real can of worms which neither the RIAA or the MPAA can afford to lose!

After this case , I would not be surprised if the cheque book boys have been despatched to Oregon and Texas, to settle out of court on the usual QT clause! , and the other wanker even though he went over every item fee listed with a fine tooth comb to compare against current court list charged scheduled items , has been sacked for failing to reduce the termination figure to less then $4000 ? , the judge in that case must have been truly a patient in dealing with that fool !

Mind you , there is always the complete Jack Abramoff direct bribe to the entire congress option , to create new felony penalties rather than civil action for copyright theft? , forcing all State and Federal Public Prosecutors to act on their behalf at the taxpayers expense at no cost to themselves !

Microsoft Windows patent will spy for advertisers

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Nuts

Nuts , there goes that upgrade , until a new lite version will rapidly de-evolve from the spy ware infested version!

Alltunes.com claims win in Russian copyright case

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Ho Hum!

Ho hum , if you read the fine print , in real terms the banks lose ten times plus more monies from out right deliberate credit card fraud by bad lending to questionable customers , it's all in the little word on the balance sheet called "Provisions"

Mind you they make up most if not all these losses in higher interest , annual fees and charges levied against all the paying customers!(one pays for these losers a minimum of three times)

Credit Card Merchant contracts usually have a provisional review clause , which in simple terms in that your contract can be revoked if fraud is too excessive and / or pay a higher merchant surcharge rate if it exceeds a certain number of claims or a certain figure. Finally , we also forget the Banks can and do direct deductions and withdrawals from the Merchant accounts for all credit card charge back transactions from fellow banks within the scheme!

Although , I know of one large Australian Bank which ranked no 44 in 2004 world list , where one credit card merchant is fully subsidized by every paying customer the bank has , and has been from the first day it was signed up!

It is ironic , that the word fraud invokes such an irrational fear , that all Banks go to extreme lengths to hide all those losses within it's annual balance sheet ?

US gov demands Saudi-BAE documents

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Who paid the bribe?

Who paid the bribe ?

Why the average British taxpayer of course for the annual tax paid subsidy to the British Arms Industry is some 600 million pounds and the industry earns a mere 6 billion pounds to put back into the economy! In the interim the creative industries of the UK earn $90 billion pounds in the same period!

So one could say the peace loving artists and musicians are truly subsidizing the art of war , so as to speak!

Ironic is it not , but the numbers speak for themselves!