Posts by heystoopid

The Problem is

The problem is that every new Home Secretary wants to put their own non existent stamp of the unreal on the job so hence a lot sabre rattling and breast beating so as to speak and the writers truly summed it up rather neatly and very succinctly in the old BBC eighties comedy with Sir Humphrey and Jim Hacker in Yes Minister/Prime Minister !

The trash emerging from the current Home Ministers mouth is almost identical to the words Jim Hacker used so long ago in another century in order to be seen to be doing something when in reality doing absolutely nothing of any importance or consequence until Treasury gives the nod at some indeterminate point in the future !

Note very carefully how she avoids the word how much it will cost at all costs and is fully aware Treasury is the final arbiter of her self wanking wowser style schemes !

Due to the current very weak state of the entire UK military drastically undermanned and very poorly funded since 1982 (UK Navy never really recovered from those war losses) all her schemes and events due post 2012 events to come nothing will come of it as they lay unwanted in the universal treasury circular file of things not to do !

How sad it is just another female clone version of the fictional character of Jim Hacker when all is said and done !

Perhaps she should hire Paris as her new specialist consultant and things may get done ?

But since Treasury has the final say not much hope for any of them survive in that hostile environment !

Oh well

Oh well plenty of vacancies for Art School models in Italy these days and Lindsay's well known wooden acting skills would be an asset in that job !

Will the passenger in Seat 57

Will the passenger in seat 57 please turn off your Mac Book Air as it has crashed the main and auxiliary flight control computer systems and we are unable to use the reset button !

But then again , it reminded me of a some what fatal computer control board glitch event down under in Sydney Town OZ which ultimately proved to be anything but fail safe ! The ultimate solution was to rewire the entire control board into sequential follow the colour code layout rather then the usual makers idea of where the cables came out of the hole in the wall is where the switches were always placed or something that Westinghouse Nuclear Engineers always swore by as a mantra to cut costs to the bone to maximise profits when building any power station !

Life seems to move in the same endless circle of profits first and foremost with both passengers and customers always last for consideration in this corporate world of ours , for it looks like just another computer programming rush job asthe senior management as usual went with the Alpha one programs to get the plane up and flying the wide blue yonder !

Looks like fly by wire has a few hidden bugs to iron out over the old mechanical controls of yesteryear !

Perhaps they should consult Paris for the answers to the unanswered unasked questions ?

It's the CIA and who believes them anyway

It's the CIA for heavens sake and when have they ever told the whole truth and nothing but the truth which is never ever since the date they replaced the wowsers in OSS way back when and only fiction became their permanent utterance at every breathing moment since !

nice eye fest

nice eye fest makes a change from the usual pretenders living in Hollywood !

oh well now to put the eyes back in their sockets and roll up the tongue !

Alas

Alas , I always remember a certain tale of a French Industrialist in post war France running a certain large European Car Company whose unfortunate founder was beaten to death as a collaborator by an enraged misinformed mob of twerps and the idiot doctor who refused to treat him at the time for the very same reason leaving him to die in agony , nice doctor indeed(I hope he died ashamed of his stupidity when the truth about the company in question during the troubled times eventually emerged) !

Anyway to cut a long story short one night whilst driving home in the companies car with his heavy case he carried with himself everywhere was put on the back rear parcel shelf ! To avoid some obstacle or drunk lying on the road he swerved and then ran off the road and came to rather sudden stop with very minor front vehicle damage and the unfortunately for him the unrestrained case flew forward like a lethal missile to strike him on the back of the neck and head killing him instantly !

A good hint never to place any object on the rear parcel shelf or carry it unrestrained on the back seat either any car at any time , for speed does not kill but the sudden heavy deceleration forces do the deed !

So

So did "god" himself stick the boots in answer to his customer complaints or took one look at the average uploads per ISP and said "You bums suck , now pull the finger out and fix it now or else we will send in the legal cleaning team to assassinate all who stand between us and the suckers !"

Now

Now if these hackers really wanted to do the public a true service , what they should have done instead of taking them down revamp the site to provide a complete list of names addresses all telephone numbers , social security numbers and full banking details of all the senior members and staff at the same time !

Now that would have really fed a very bad dose of rat poison to this den of parasites and vampires who have been feeding off the talented artists and the public at large since the recording industry obtained the ability reproduce music so that it could be heard anywhere outside a concert hall for at least the last one hundred years !

@gianni

@gianni tell that to the New York Times when the book in question made the best seller list for well in excess of forty weeks when first released and the millions plus that have since read the same tome !

As they say one should tell it like it is or else the idiots just keep on multiplying add infinitum !

Oh well

Oh well , I was going to say pack him off for a nice long voyage but since the mighty blighty Royal Navy is but a wraith like shadow on the water and weaker then the floating remains of the once mighty Imperial Japanese Navy at the end of another conflict last century , so thus as we speak that won't happen !

Perhaps a nice long holiday as an inmate in the Tower of London is more appropriate here !

As there is nothing much to see just another useless incompetent wanker pretending to be a sailor and adherent to the "Peter Principle" , move along now !

Or as Paris would say down on her pretend farm reality show "Sh*t happens"

Dunno about the actress label being accurate?

In one movie a very tired old Volkswagen car proved to be a far better then her less then her ham fisted 50 % of very trying forced effort and her last Horror Film effort well the critics were not altogether very kind about her lack of any real talent in the field and it seems even weeds in the cow paddock growing under manure would have done a better job so as to speak !

As for several Disney Channel poor remakes of basically film fluff of past better made child films of another century without much meat on the bone, if it were not for the supporting cast even a guide dog for the blind would have left the theatre in disgust !

Alas me thinks as an actress she will soon be down to following in the footsteps of the late Dana Plato if I am not mistaken or trying to emulate Linda Lovelace judging by the most popular torrents in her name ! Although as she is not cast in the same frame of women as immortalised by Ruben's I fail to see the description logic on most torrent downloads !

As a singer , as Paris would say don't give up your day or any other job you have on hand !

Say

Say would this be new career opportunity of a poor fading ham fisted Disney Child Star whose addiction to booze , drugs and the opposite gender has effectively killed off her remaining film career , to give her a new direction in life ?

Hmm

Hmm , a bigger and more wowser then I thought !

In one way one would be insulting all house bricks if you were comparing them to his single one thought a time brain cell attempting to enforce absolute control of the intertubes on the multi billion users for it would be like putting one finger over a small hole in a dam wall with another ten million same size leaks spraying in every other direction !

Now if the authoritarian regime in mainland China cannot hold the line even at the point of gun at the users head , then how can this adherent and disciple of the "Peter Principle" in a dying regime do in the same manner !

In Oz the mighty Little Johnny the deputy wowser of the South Pacific fame and ex PM of the always the me too behind your ass flavour of the month and his great waste of money intertubes net garbage filter could be disabled with two keystrokes by any ten year old child using just two fingers , how indeed would this wannabe also ran on the nose pretend wowser do likewise ?

Ah !

Ah , but you forget the power supply is superior as it is a non run flat battery !

Oh Well

Oh well after all that hype I stick with my baby Toshiba Portege P3 and be upgrading it to the latest R500 model which weighs a mere 849 grams and come complete with a lot more features that which is clearly missing by the cost cutting wankers at Cupertino !

Ah just had a very evil idea

Ah just had a very evil idea put all the er questionable files flics and piccies encrypted with blowfish or better on large flash drives for a number of reasons

1/ they will break the maximum 100K write cycle barrier if they resort to brute force thus destroying the evidence !

2/ the laws of physics of these drives are immutable and set in silicon so as to speak and effectively these devices unless refreshed with the correct data will lose their memory of events over time !

3/ most police evidence rooms suffer from a vicious attack of the blue finger of theft more so then you think and since these devices are very light easily hidden and transported or substituted for the smaller drives and then placed in your blue coat pocket straight out the door so as to speak only to be reformatted and recycled by the very same rozzers that tried to send you up river thus eliminating the chain of evidence for you without bribes !

Oh well

Oh well after seeing a recent interview from the new comptroller of the investment and pension fund running EMI who just sacked one in three employees in the Netherlands pressing plant , I can see why they are so full of it and are a bunch of greedy clueless planks who have no idea how to own let alone operate and entertainment industry !

I would guesstimate that EMI as it stands will be stripped of all cash assets including unpaid artists royalty funds and thus become virtually dead in the water within less eighteen months as when the artists contract expire they will not renew and abandon the sinking ship ! It was noted that EMI tried to sell themselves to the big three SONY-BMG , Warner Music and Vivendi , but it would appear they too obviously thought of them as a one hit wonder with the Beatles and had one look at the books and walked out of the room !

Oh well since employees in this disorganized rabble have gained such notoriety by virtually claiming all users are nothing but a bunch of cheap pirates , me thinks their future employment will very limited when their principle benefactor dives beneath the waves of self induced insolvency !

The Battery

According to the boys at digg the battery is USD$129 and free fitting as in a similar deal to the iPhoney , the yeah but is that you have to sign the usual disclaimer about the no guarantee regarding data loss 101 doc .

The usual do it yourself battery boys will figure out within the next month or so on how to halve that cost !

But the lack of ports or port extender or add on flat battery pack will be telling , it thus reminded me why of Macintosh Mark 1 was a total dog because it too suffered from similar faults back in its day ! But oh my the empty case of Mac Mark 1 does make a wonderful bog paper holder though !

Now I know what the Paris connection is , thanks guys !

Alas

Alas the show was totally devoid of any intelligent life what so ever!

It's long overdue to jump the shark !

Say at least with the writers on strike now we won't have to put up with this trash TV for the next three months or so , now that has got to be a good thing indeed !

As Paris would say who cares about yesterdays child stars from that trashy Disney Channel anyway !

Very Funny

Fake steve strikes yet again !

Easy fix

Easy fix just send all the prisoners to the last outpost of the UK Military in the Falkland Islands and it solves all problems at the same time !

1/ empties the overcrowded prisons for the next batch of government declared terrorists

2/ they can't flee to mainland as it is a remote set of islands and those few that do succeed in fleeing to the western mainland the enrage wowsers from Argentina who covet these islands will simply fly them back to the island as unwanted guest workers. The Chileans with long memories of whom supported the very evil self elected General Pinochet would do like wise as well !

3/ who cares anyway for out of sight is out of mind !

So

So this seems to hark back to to the last days of John Major when it appeared that every other day another scandal would arrive to replace yesterdays headlines in the tabloids !

Poor old Gordon Brown running a run down soon to be replaced dead in the water government that is on the nose to entire countries residents and the drastically under funded very weak military forces running on zero spares with shoot the real leaders of men mentality mandate inclusive and yet still tied down with no room to move by fellow morons across the Atlantic to the west of UK (Harper the deaf dumb and blind in the former colony and the craziest chimp in the world who is suffering from his inferiority complex) and then there is the crazy Scots up north allied to the strange but odd Welsh mob , what truly eclectic mix of oddities to toady up to .

You can't really expect much from a lame duck dead in water government whose leaders are still living in the nineteenth century and unable to put a handle on the endless war that never was is now a very expensive white elephant that has all but wiped out the UK Military forces offensive capabilities and reduced them to the equivalent of a fourth world power !

In the Westminster System oppositions do not win the elections unless the ruling government shat's upon itself like a flock shags sitting in a tree(you really do not want to under the same tree when a flock of shags arrive but one John Howard forever condemned by the pages of history to be a permanent number two man in both Oz and international politics can tell how to lose the election you can't lose!) !

Paris is chosen because she lost the plot along time ago .

So many myths in the age of the intertubes

Nice to see the myth of the so called excessive electricity demand by all Californian peasants aircon units and hair dryers being plugged in at the same time that year is still doing the rounds to hide the ENRON fraud and the family of Ken Lay(or was he deliberately murdered and the doctors bribed to issue a false death certificate to stop him from spilling the beans on a certain chimp in DC?) is still laughing all the way to bank with the stolen loot from the company pension funds they got to keep because they bribed a few politicians with peanuts and illegally repaid numerous crooked noted legal fraternity who had also embezzled and stolen clients monies from their trust funds to invest in the can't lose energy investment scam (that one is all too easy to spot on the corporations final account the year before it went down in flames as it stands out like a sore thumb their corporate auditors were too stupid for words and should have been jailed for fifty to one hundred years apiece for conspiracy to defraud but the other big three are still doing the same old scams even now as we speak ) and then hired a few PR hacks to repeat the lies so often that they have become the new truth even though they do not hold water so as to speak ! So what silliness that goes around then is still moving in the same endless circle of lies and deceit even now !

As Jack Nicholson would say "You can't handle the truth !"

Looks like April 1st comes all too often and appears more then once in every month of the year now these days without fail and could be very fatal for the billions that live on this planet covered in a sudden epidemic of mushroom clouds until the silos electricity supplies run dry !

The real problem

Unfortunately the real problem is the Yankee Navy is tripping over it's own stupidity and applying poor definitions as to what they falsely claim to be international waters when in fact any one checking any map including the UN official treaty ones clearly show that both the spokesperson from the US Navy and the ever dumb complacent always in my ass sucking up mass media reporters who are not doing the job they are paid to do !

UN clearly defined the Iranian and Border with Oman as the midstream point and clearly shows no international waters period but also defines two shipping lanes of which convention has the out bound one on the Omani side of the line with the inbound lane partially on the Iranian side due to shoals and other problems !

By standing International treaty conventions when any Armed Warship from any country enters or crosses the international sea boundary in order not to be mistaken as an illegally armed pirate vessel they are required to advise said country the time and the place and the transit time if they are following a defined shipping channel within that countries border ! The said country may send a patrol vessel to observe said transit and the said foreign naval vessel is bound by the same conventions not to interfere with duties of the said patrol vessel(s) as it could be considered either an act or war or deemed to be piracy whilst they are transiting the channel in question !

Now the even dumber American Spokesperson from the US Navy has since falsely claimed this Shipping Channel is in international waters which it is not and never has been and never will be , the transit time of twenty minutes is the approximate time to clear the inbound channel on the Iranian waters within the straits ! They became even dumber by condensing it into four minutes and added some judicious sound effects enhancements undoubtedly !

The truly sad part about it is the effect that the even dumber mass media reporters have failed to ask the correct appropriate probing questions if properly asked would show the spokesperson from the US Navy to be telling an extraordinary number of lies in this case !

There are three versions of the truth here , unfortunately the one the Yankee Navy is claiming to be fact has so many vast holes and most information they have told the public so far is just one of numerous bad lies dressed in absolute fiction !

Sadly just another modern day version of the USS Turner Joy !

It would be truly hilarious if some one on an inbound tanker bridge wing also filmed this incident at the same time given the large numbers of vessels within the channel at any one time !

easy fix

easy fix for how soon we forget the old P3 class which ran between 20 to 30 watts !

What is in a name

Down in Oz , they have a christmas hamper people called crisco , oh I can't wait for that christmas hamper delivered to my door by cisco !

Alas

Alas doomed to fail ultimately as for every action there is a reaction !

So let the war of countermeasures begin in earnest !

The old story

The oldest story in the book , for how do you discredit a noted person of international repute like Princess Diana who had been a very active campaigner against the manufacture and distribution of cluster bombs and all assorted land mines which just happen to be the mainstay of your military forces and a major subsidised export to third world countries as well !

As it was it was just like water off a ducks back , as she was just way too popular to be brought down with any smear campaign by then and as usual her fans usually turned the flamethrowers back in the direction of the purveyors of dirt ninety nine times out of one hundred as it backfired big time !

In the case of Princess Diana the vast majority of her fans will always retain an image of a fairy tale of a sweet innocent woman caught up in a marriage that was never to be to a husband that was a cad and no amount of doctored dirt from any source will ever tarnish that view for her legend is larger then life !

As for the secret services with everyone fighting tooth and nail for the limited government funds in those days before they came up with the brilliant idea of the fake self created war on terror to turn all people in unquestioning sheep to mask huge government shipments of illicit drugs from places like Myanmar or Afghanistan they would have bared their bums and dropped their draws in high street if necessary for some money , for to those wowsers in the SS the ends justify the means and the means always justify the evil ends!

alas

Alas by popular demand the video in question has been given the flick pass !

Ah given the power of modern computers and latest generation laptops together with the ease of a bit of film tricks it is extremely easy to merge and edit various sections frame by frame and modify the frame rate and as it is very low resolution many editing errors will not be easily resolved anyway ! Also electronic trickery is available to modify the timing pulses to the speedometer and is child's play to fit same

As PT Barnum was reputed to have said "A sucker is born every minute"

The moment he claimed the engine horse power was such and such the fix was in !

Unless proven otherwise it screams "Fake" to me !

@don

@don Bagram is home to a closed and hidden and even more evil version of Guantanamo Bay mark 3B another is hidden somewhere deep in the Carpathian Mountains in Romania and the other known variants where Geneva is denied access to the unfortunate detainees is in Egypt , Ethiopia and gee what a surprise Syria too as well !

Enduring Freedom it ain't , hence the suggestion for these wowsers to be permanently exiled too !

But then again

But then again unlike certain other US Helicopters in use in the region they are not held together with gaffer tape(something to do with sand erosion of the soft composite rotor blades I believe) !

But

But is it as good as my P3 Toshiba Portege running Windows 2k which last 3 hours on one 3ah battery has an 11.3" screen and was built at the turn of the century complete with wifi connectivity ?

So

So does this mean that all commercial airliners will be able to spoof the laser range finders and smart bomb target system lasers of those lost Air National Guard pilots flying around in circles in either the F117 upside down nighthawks or the crappy literally falling out of the sky lose my nose obsolete F15A's on midnight exercises with concrete ballast instead of real active radar systems(they needed the spare parts in Iraq for some reason?)

@stizzleswick

@stizzleswick by your definition and the GPL rules of the game any open source software used in commercial devices then the issuer of said devices must issue said source code to all users with no ifs buts or maybes and that is the law as has been interpreted even in the land of the unfree under the grand drunken drug addicted dear leader who ignores his own rules and laws !

So thus where is this source code issuing forth from god phones home web site that be the question ?

So !

So these wankers have obviously not visited Yarralumla in Canberra , ACT, to see these pests first hand , but when you have yummy edible healthy delicious national symbol which is one of the few ruminants that does not produce green house gas unlike the bovine variety which can be tough as old shoe leather in the land of the free and imprisoned by fear of the improbable self wanking leader !

After all in Oz both national symbols are in such plentiful supplies and are so tasty too and hardly likely to become extinct short of being struck by a comet , who really cares !

As they would say down under in Oz , go forth and multiply elsewhere , your comments have been noted and filed under FW !

Quick boys throw another Kangaroo steaks on the barbecue and refill the beers and toast to the victory over a bunch of retreating wimps who can't play cricket from another northern hemisphere sub continent yet again !

Sounds like

Sounds like she is what she will always be and always remain a complete adherent to the "peter principle" as wankers by their very nature can never change spots no matter how much window dressing you give them !

At least in one aspect her trip to down under in Oz not all that long ago left such a lasting impression , I believe she was told to her face as she was leaving "now don't come back because no one in this country will ever again put up with your temper tantrums and extortionate no work fees and her agency rep was also told in no uncertain terms we don't like the wankers you send us as pretend has been faded super models either now go before we decide to feed you to the Bondi Sharks "

The boys in Oz call a spade how they see it to their face unlike other wankers in other countries that use a bucket full of knives when one's back is turned !

Me thinks Paris is far smarter then her any day of the week !

At least

At least Jeremy has shown the basic flaws in the Banking system since everything was centralised and the banks cut and zeroed nearly all security corners and nixed the paper handling trail in order for them to generate the regular increases in profits demanded by both the Ponzi LSE and the ever demanding Pension investment funds wanting higher returns for them to face 2012 when out goings will exceed incomings !

Yeah the bank is truly at fault and now he can sue them as well for their complete and utter stupidity of lack of security too !

What would Paris say about that !

"Idiocracy" here we come !

Too little too late

Too little too late , but since 2007 as the big four are becoming so dependent on mechanical royalties to replace the majority of their income as sales dwindle and die away based on the obsolete idea of the bland unimaginative style of Britney one tune fits the world crap variety of music continues to fail to ignite the imagination of the buyers of that genre !

But as always as one door closes another opens for an alternate entertainment media for that is life !

Oh well , now where was that pesky torrent site again for the local indie music labels ?

Hmmm

Hmmm , it never ceases to amaze me that in the so called Age of Information freely available on the Intertubes , ignorance still prevails about this subject as has been shown by some answers here or the simple fact they refuse to see beyond the hype and the propaganda fed to us by those with hidden secret agendas !

Indeed , perhaps they a too scared to see outside their closed perverted circular logic of a sheeple ?

Truly the 21st Century is one where both ignorance , Idiocracy and propaganda rule with equal intensity , now what would Paris say about that ?

What price is freedom of choice ?

So

So the big question is when is this AOL trash films of the last century concept of crap being paced in the $2-00 bargain trash bin along with all the John Wayne Propaganda films of the same era ?

As for Lindsay Lohan even as a child actress the supporting cast were the movie and she was merely decoration at the best of time as the strange ugly duckling looking one with freckles in the corny bits !

In 300 , was there not a delete scene in the battle where they all turned around and apologised for the crap scenes and total disrespect for real history of the time !

As in all rigged polls the results were pre determined anyway so what would Paris say ?

But then again

But then again is it as good as my old Toshiba Portege P3 circa 2001 which cost $4500 new, for it can play DVD's from either a USB or PCMCIA adapter and has an incredible battery life of up to three hours from a 3Ah Lithium battery.

The additional $600 extender battery flat pack which fits neatly under the unit adds another six hours life as well and the rugged alloy case bare unit weighs a mere 1.5 kilograms (3lbs pre metric) with an excellent 11" screen and less the one inch thick and fits neatly on all airline trays too !

I believe the baby EEPC with a screen almost half the size but has an internal battery almost twice as large to make the same run time as the versatile old P3!

Say the only thing hot about about the EeePC is the attached user in the picture though !

So

So this means that all those recovery CD's , Universal Boot Disc's and anti viral disinfectant agents supplied by the notebook factory to reload OEM software on any laptop is now technically illegal and not forgetting to include all those live Linux CD's/DVD's too which have hacking tools incorporated at kernel level !

So now we have a new class of 20 million plus felons in the UK daily using laptops and notebooks who should be in jail or at least deported for possession of hacking tools or whatever the severe penalty may be !

Not forgetting all those computer technicians fixing any computer due to owner self induced stupidity are equally guilty of said crime as well !

At this rate one would have to erect a ten metre high razor wire fence around the country and at all ports as well replete with a new batch of prison guards to house all these new miscreants and computer felons !

Nuts , "Idiocracy" truly rules in this new century of propaganda !

These adherents of the "Peter Principle" are multiplying at an incredible rate !

So

So when are these wannabe pirates and wowsers being sent to the big house where they belong ?

Nice conundrum

Nice conundrum since yellowcake is a small finite resource and then we have the 250,000 year pollution problem from the decommissioned reactors in say 50 years time as they run out of replacement fuel !

What price a choice ?