* Posts by heystoopid

1059 publicly visible posts • joined 19 May 2007

Fujitsu Siemens pitches Eee-style sub-notebook at pros

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Alien

Something is missing ?

Something is definitely missing , what ever did happen to the ASUS/Elonex girls comparison picture shot ?

Jimbo Wales dumps lover on Wikipedia

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Joke

Ah

Ah a faux political commentator , not really the best job description of some one would ever want to boast about ! , should the long overdue winds of change sweep through the nation like a long overdue enema to silence the printing presses paying the bills so as to speak and the boss hogs in the feeding trough !

So far given the current lot in the Faux New York office , one blonde thinks Canada had sent it's army overseas in the sixties to fight in Vietnam and others appear to routinely rewrite history on a regular basis to suit the insane red neck argument of the day (remember the initial false reporting in Florida in 2000 before the official results were from the New York Office or the so called fictional Portland Oregon Riots in 2001 and the doctored news lists pushed out by the Faux Propaganda machine is er well very extensive indeed)

Meanwhile the netizens have submitted numerous clips on the tubes taking apart the crafted propaganda that Faux claims to be the news that is fair and unbalanced and bent as hell it self !

As to who is the Faux Propaganda that purports to political comment or the man that runs the semi netizens reference machine , but please don't ask me because I don't really care either way , nor do I suspect at least more than 42 of your loyal fans do as well !

Say that's a cool idea , a poll with five questions who is winning

a/ jimbo

b/ the ex

c/ don't really care

d/ it's only more Faux propaganda !

e/ two losers

Terrorist robots dissected - anatomy of a scare

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Oh well

Oh well for a dose of reality back to reading the annual worldwide preventable death statistics , those murdered by quacks pretending to play doctors in hospital (averages about three to four times higher then the average car road toll , now who would have thought that !) and so forth and then listen to that insurance add about prepaid funeral plans that use the words "Death happens suddenly and often and eventually comes to all of us "

But then again any man , woman or child educated in the system they currently use in Amerika would come out with self centred delusional beliefs centred around the word "Denial" as it is full of it from a through z !

But this is coming from a military force which during the cold continued to deny the fact that even to this day and even after the Gary Powers show trial they illegally flew aircraft over Russia and the Russians loved to shoot them down with equal aplomb with their so called lesser inferior equipment , funny that !

One could say the man is a classic case of some one living in denial but we were warned back in the late sixties by a well known educator in his popular book that it would come to pass eventually such clueless wankers would be ultimately be promoted into positions of authority and just as quickly lose the plot even on quiet days !

Benjamin Franklin summed it up neatly " They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

Oh no move along nothing to see really, just another headless self wanking chicken little running around yelling "the sky is falling" and setting us all up for the wolf to eat us all whilst creating the illusion of safety which does not exist in the real world outside his delusions of denial !

Wikileaks judge reverses takedown order

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@david

@david suggest you pick up a good volume or two about International Treaty Obligations within the US Federal Legal System together with a full copy of the North American Free Trade Agreement as signed by Switzerland '06/07 especially the sub clauses allowing the Swiss National citizens and /or companies to initiate appropriate legal sanction as outlined in the 1998 Bono Act to redress copyright abuse in the US by either it's citizens or corporations !

Happy reading with additional research , it may wash away a large volume of mud or other !

Much has changed in the legal landscape , in many countries thanks to new treaty obligations since the dawn of this new century of propaganda rules !

As for wiki by operating foreign servers and mirrors this prevents any one site from suffering any downtime should any one server or mirror go down suddenly and provide peak bandwidth load sharing too !

As for the Judge , if it was done properly it would have set the benchmark ruling for all future international cases , but as it stands he just keeps on digging an even bigger hole to hide in for some unknown reason , which is very strange when given his background resume prior to his bench appointment in 2002 by one GW Bush !

Vote now for your fave sci-fi movie quote

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What no Pitchblack quotes

Riddick :All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.

or from the same film

Paris :Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries.

Microsoft cuts Vista price

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Linux

But then again

But then again , when a minimum of 92% of all systems in use are not capable of Vista support and most laptop makers offer bulk purchasers in the Business sector the roll back option ! Thus leaving only the public buyers to be the unfortunate guinea pigs for what appears to be currently a flying turkey of limited means , just how much is too much ?

Alleged Kiwi botnet mastermind in court

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How can that be ?

How can that be , with all those extra sheep in the country and the smartest ones departing daily joining the relatives in residence in the sun burnt country to the west for a better life away from the permanent unemployment in the twin islands of the long white overhead cloud plus double the pay and half the work load ?

Armed robbers target Oz biker shindig

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Coat

Now !

Now if these wankers had been caught further south of the Murray River by the Victorian Police Armed Robbery Squad equal treatment from the boys in blue would have happened (the old falling down the steps claim)! This Victorian Police Armed Robbery Squad Unit , have a very long known history of dealing out the same type of summary justice on a much larger scale along with tainted and fabricated evidence !

It now known that in a number of trials and coroners inquests they attended all the officers in this squad had grave difficulties in telling the real truth about numerous events they were involved in to give evidence for the crown In this particular trial after the current commissioner evicted them from the police force very publically , they still even now have problems differentiating truth from their usual line of fiction even after being shown a concealed video of one event !

One of the many links to these wankers and adherents to the "Peter Principle"

Link =http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/exdetectives-admit-to-bashing-suspect/2008/02/25/1203788246914.html

Elonex £99 Eee PC rival to arrive in June

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My My

My My , the top is bigger then the bottom half and appears to be top heavy like many of the current crop of clone one hit wonders on the record charts this century and as well the elonex lassie seems to missing the bottom half too !

Perhaps the answer to the question posed in the poll is "42" after much deep thought !

Terminator Salvation is go for May 2009 release

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Alien

Oh no

Oh no , we are are all doomed to lose our minds , as we are stuck in a permanent time paradox loop thanks to Hollywood continuing to remake the same old same old ad infinitum Roswell style !

Steve Ballmer lies to my mother

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Joke

But then again

But then again this is the same company that cannot get it's XP and Vista security updates right (explains much about why autopatcher was killed, sniff!) , wonders why it's business customers stick to win2k like glue !

But also which company is the choice for spam email again ?

US gov now says Eye-o-Sauron™ border masts are crap

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Perhaps

Perhaps the US Government is funding an ultra top secret Black program over at Boeing and is using this as a cover of sorts for that program !

I recall that the undocumented work force being paid less then $5 per hour has become such a key component within the country that if all were expelled on the same day , it would prove to be an absolute disaster and cause the entire country to implode and Wall Street would just cease to exist as well with every house and business mired in their own mountain of self generated rubbish in the same day !

Apple posts iPhone 1.1.4 update

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Linux

Now we know

Now we know why Apple will always be the one looking in the window wondering why they were sent out to the cold !

Gov boffins to carry out simulated London dirty bombing

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Coat

Sadly

Sadly , the US government authorized many of it's mad insane scientists from the end of WW2 and through out the Cold War did the same thing in real time with real radio active substances using the unfortunate residents in Washington State and Nevada as living guinea pigs for their mostly crazy insane experiments . In Hanford some 80,000 pages of documents of these utterly insane pointless experiments were at one point declassified , the side effects were well known prior to live questionable public testing by the way.

The French did like wise in the sixties with all the residents and tourists visiting Tahiti when playing ersatz god in the sixties and seventies !

Comcast pays Americans to oppose net neutrality

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What can one say

What can one say , some Amerikans are born and raised to be mindless sheep with their heads stuck in their rear ends on a permanent basis !

Or as one fictional Star Fleet Admiral would say "Double Dumb Asses to you"

Let the fleecing continue not , Baa !

HMRC pays criminal for 'tax dodger' discs

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Interesting

Interesting application of using the standard police tactics of the old paid criminal snout plus the anti terrorism laws to gain information that the German Criminal Fraud Police have already paid for to start a renewed attempt to collar tax fraudsters !

This is virtually an admission that the Goods and Services tax is a dismal failure and the honest ones were slugged a hefty increase tax burden to allow the cheats and fraudsters to still escape most of that burden !

Since , after the Arar case , think of how co-operative one would become if threatened being declared a non person with zero rights , to be incarcerated in places like "GITMO" or the European equivalents operating in countries such as Poland and Romania , or the even more brutal ones in Syria , Egypt and Ethiopia . Given those alternatives who would not sell their own mother for a peseta !

This case also used the so called back door warrant less A-T laws to tap all communications of any Bank , organization or individual by being suspected of terrorist cell links merely moving large blocks of dirty cash around in one door and cleaner version out another !

Now since the police get to designate suspected targets for closed cell investigation and the advent of modern technology to either tap into multiple phone and data communications with ease for long periods of time , with minimal man power !

But then again , by the massive expanding of all the powers of police demanded to chase detain and hold in secrecy suspected dark side agents was the so called war on terror really a double blind to allow Police forces around the world with a new double edged sword to chase after real criminals and tax fraudsters with a suit of powers that many a Parliament in the past refused to issue point blank as it meant the assumption person innocent or otherwise which escaped past nets due to lack of valid proof , was now guilty of all crimes prior to being caught in the act as is the usual standard of innocence prior to proof of guilt upheld in a court of law.

Choices ?

Apple updates laptop lines

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Too little too late

too little too late , the existing world market has already decided as to whom is the real winner is and Apple will always remain a bit player to the end !

That Wi-Fi network you thought was secure? It ain't

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Never has been

Never has been and never will be , for even the next generation laptops/note books will have superior computing power of the majority of most super computers in the mid nineties and key breaking will be child's play whilst they are capable of full multitasking at the same time !

Gilligan's bomb: Is it time to panic yet?

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Joke

So

So , down in Oz on a comedy video skit not all that long ago , the boys waltzed around an airport in their y fronts wearing a plastic bag will become the reality for all air travelers from this day forward !

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Ah

Ah to me the simplest way to kill a modern fly by wire all electronic control Jet Airliner already exists and we nearly had a fatal example on one QANTAS 747-400 flying into Bangkok Airport not all that long ago !

What price a choice ?

Florida cops taser naked old timer

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New

New , rumor has it that the new motto for all the US State and City police forces is now "to abuse and terrorize all " , for if the US President in the new Union of the Soviet States of Amerika can ignore all laws of Congress with impunity so can they too ! After all it is a lead by example world we live in and a new century where the presidential war against his own people began on that fateful day in November 2000 , for previous to that day only the racial minorities suffered extensive abuse at their hands with impunity !

Perhaps they have deep down desire to tase their own mother in law , their wife and all the annoying family relatives and everyone else they encounter at the same time !

US, EU seize counterfeit computer goods

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Pirate

Or how soon we forget

Or how soon we forget , the simple fact is since chips are either made on eight or twelve inch dies by the hundreds and to the same game plan ! The makers merely test each batch to obtain a certain quota number to the premium clock speed so they can profiteer from the limited production run and then test certify the balance at progressive lower speeds quotas and on up to the super cheap tight ass end of the market who won't part with an excessive amount of pesos if they can't help it!

After all , the profit from say 100,000 or ten percent of production ,then on selling them for $800 a piece is far more profitable then selling a million chips that cost the same $15 at $20 ! and so it goes on !

Although apart from some easily bypassed coder tricks the el cheapo ass end product can be induced to run at higher clock speeds then marked !

Former HP boss in the dock over call centre murder

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Where's Foggy Bottom when you need them ?

Where's Foggy Bottom when you need them , bet warren knows why ?

Euro MPs want criminal penalties for downloaders

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Or point the bone at the wrong crowd ?

Or a cynic might say it is the thin end of the wedge to allow ISP's to oversell the bandwidth by a factor of 100 or more rather then spend the trillion dollars required to upgrade the network install fibre optic cable to every home by 2012 and allow all users to enjoy the Bandwidth that the average Japanese punters enjoy in big cities like Tokyo !

The alternative is due to congestion and total lack of capitalisation the current system will implode in 2012 , thus the phone and ISP companies CEO's will be liable to be lynched by the irate end user crowds unable to watch "desperate housewives" on the intertubes and hung from the nearest light pole !

The beauty is of course, by blaming the file sharers for hogging the already overcrowded networks operating at full power plus ten percent(we have seen that the undersea cable network is already running at the maximum limits after the multiple cable breaks taking down half the Middle East and Asia at the same time !)

But the big problem is we do go around electing these morons , although given the sheer amount of fraud and over claiming of travel other expenses along with a long list of other rorts in the EU parliament ! , can these morons afford to be tax audited ?

US cruiser nails crippled spy-sat on first shot

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@ian

@ian surely you jest since the bulk of the US military electronics is heavily dependent on Japanese Microelectronics to function at the best of times !

As for the Japanese Maritime Self Defence Force they always build their own and are actually based on a heavily modified Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer

the second link gives the break down and disposition of the the Japanese Maritime Force current largest class in use is in fact Destroyers with displacements less the 12,000 tonnes.

Further they only have six commissioned aegis class destroyers in their entire fleet .

link 1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kong%C5%8D_class_destroyer

link 2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Maritime_Self-Defense_Force

(I'll get my coat)

Wikileaks judge gets Pirate Bay treatment

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@PoliticalPsychosis

@PoliticalPsychosis , I would suggest you get hold of US Federal Government publications "The NORTH American Free Trade Agreement with Switzerland" circa 2006/7 also a copy of the DMCA Bono Act 1998(even the intertubes has full pdf views of same papers too!) and please read them from cover to cover , it may help you understand a few facts of life as the former explains certain legal obligations in the US legal system to honour the latter and apply similar standards of IP protection rights of the Swiss Bank as that which applies to US based companies or corporations up to a point !

Further reading of newspaper archives on the subjects in question both in USA and Switzerland will provide additional information to assist you in updating your opinion on the matter !

Sadly for reasons unknown , the Judge in question made a decision in a very rushed fast track one sided hearing and limited it to truncated restricted information he allowed to be presented in court as evidence for the plaintiff and chose not to view the big picture or seek additional evidence from either the defendant or seek advice from external court appointed technical expert consultants and in doing created this very odd decision of taking down the entire web site which contained numerous additional non related information which had nothing to do with the case he was handling ! In some ways it could be likened to Pontius Pilate style theatrics of "I wash my hands" the decision is done. In reality and hindsight it was not a very good choice either way for man well versed in legal teaching of theory with minimal court appearance in real time , prior to his appointment to the federal bench in 2002 by GW Bush !

Oh well , have fun with your research and remember the intertubes search engines are your best friend and we are supposed to live in an age of information of the million answers to every question floating around disjointed with a unique life of their own , on the net seeking out the very questions that asked them!

(I'll get my coat )

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Ouch !

Ouch , it reminded me of a very popular best selling book written back in the late sixties , the man was truly accurate in his predictions !

Me thinks the Red Pen and the margin notes in history will not reflect very kindly on this Judge especially on the intertubes for he will be well and truly roasted as the children of the net have found a new play toy , till the next victim comes along !

@ac the researchers at wiki have extensive access to a huge library bank of floating information and numerous pool of resources and quite a few legal consultants and the reason for the military grade security is because they do receive a very large amount of sensitive factual official documents to back up the allegations and go to great lengths to weed out the obvious plants and dogs prior to publication !

Geordie cops arrest two for Wi-Fi squatting

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Sounds like

Sounds like a vicious case of profiling to me and the evidence was actually obtained from the perp's portable computer !

Larry Lessig for Congress?

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there be a dangerous politician

There be a dangerous politician a man who is computer literate , can think on his feet , and knows how to sort fact from fiction , and has numerous friends in every field to act as consultants and friends to bounce ideas off as well !

That is truly scary to behold , as he would see how shallow every political agent and lobbyist is in DC and spot the money trail after the first sentence !

Best wishes to one man to fight the good fight !

US judge arranges summary execution of Wikileaks.org

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Updated funny ha ha

Update Switzerland actually signed off a US Free Trade Agreement in 2006/7 at the same time as Japan so as to protect each other countries IP rights and the other usual crap that goes with it !

Thus the Swiss Bankers may through their US authorised agents apply under the reciprocal rights sub clause for a 1998 BONO DMCA take down notice to remove only the offending copyright documents at any US Federal Court , who then issues the appropriate documentation to the offending party after a hearing into the affair is conducted within the guidelines as laid in in the rule book and the limits of the law in question no more no less !

However , they cannot remove copies of open court hearing documents or information that both parties have tended as evidence and/ or are using in any civil case as they are now classified as open court documents for all to see, nor are they entitled to remove open comments from public officials !

If you look very carefully at the Judge Jeff White and his resume the bulk of his legal career was that of a teacher of legal theory and that of court presentation(AKA stage managing on his own terms and prejudices to real events) and also a consultant of some sort to a large legal firm prior to GW Bush appointing him to the bench in 2002!

The US Federal Court System is broken down by type , one very special secret rubber stamp court and further with districts to oversee appeals from judgements handed down by Federal Judges and Magistrates within specific areas , and then ultimately the Supreme Justices are the definitive top of the tree , and whose judgements then become the bench marks of the land !

Surprisingly the Federal Appeal District ,of which California forms part of , is one the more liberal and more active in overturning poor judgement by fellow Federal Judges(the US States have their own separate judicial systems with an appeal oversight so you can see the US Judicial system is a nightmare as we have state law/federal law/grey area in between law )

Prior to this fiasco a number of emails were sent to wiki however they failed at all times to specify which documents were copyright and those which were open court documents merely demanded the removal of all reference to the bankers which also included open newspaper research articles printing quotes from US government officials and no other information was provided !

Now the good judge conducted a questionable court hearing behind closed doors failing to allow due process and the other party full access to appropriate legal advisors and summarily truncated their legal right of reply and then issued a summary notice which exceeded the bounds as set out in the 1998 DMCA Act as one can only remove the offending documents and not the entire website with unrelated documents to the action in question , as that is an absolute breech of free speech period !

This of course raises a big can of worms and of course Wiki as it is set up has a variety of servers and mirrors in various countries plus he appears not very computer literate and also overlooked or failed to understand the function of Google Caches or how the intertubes function , for short of a total system shut down the data that circles the tubes of the world has a life independent of it's point of origin quite literally !

I am sure the legal consultants and the owners of this site having finally got hold of what appears to be a very faulty summary execution judgement DMCA notice , taking it apart line by line , with numerous procedural errors and hearing mistakes and replete with assorted case law references will be appealing his unusual judgement as we speak with just cause !

I'll get my coat

Space shuttle descends: Satellite turkey-shoot to commence

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oh crap

Oh crap ,looks like they are doing it again dumping their orbital trash in Oz's backyard again !

It also explains why all the sudden secretive action and activities and a couple of out of the ordinary flights into a place called Pine Gap !

Duck and cover in Oz ! , as the weather outlook for late February and early March would indicate it will start raining bits and pieces of spy satellites !

Fire extinguisher resolves German smoking dispute

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How soon we forget

How soon we forget the sticky tar and nicotine substances in the cigarette cling to everything just as effectively !

Or the old order of house rules too

But it sounds like the ex was really looking for an excuse to clean out the apartment on her way out the door and the only thing left was to empty the joint accounts as the furnishings now have nil all value !

The pic's of her with the white powder coating will be undoubtedly flying around the net at near the speed of light now !

Elonex punts £99 Linux laptop

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Coat

Libretto

Libretto , the market has become a just bit more crowded these days !

HP's Linux sub-notebook spied on web

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Libretto

Libretto is that you?

US declares 1400-mile Pacific sat-shoot exclusion zone

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Go

hmmm

hmmm , a few picture taking bears in the air from Vladivostok will will be flying some interesting patrol patterns that day along with a cosmos bird somewhat close by ?

Heathrow 777 crash: 'No anomalies in the major aircraft systems'

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Hmm

But then again a cynic in the 21st Century where propaganda rules supreme what company is going to admit to the public at large that faulty system exist in large passenger aircraft given the number of legal sharks and super cleaners that exist in the wild for just such an event to clean up both companies big time !

Home Office opens sex offender files in pilot scheme

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Pirate

Small problem or two or three or very big ones

Small problem or two or three or many big ones actually

The list is an admission by the powers to be , that rehabilitation in over crowded prisons is an absolute joke of the highest order !

Those that are attempting to rehabilitate with the usual Social Services of limited time resources staff and money are placed on a form of overload stress !

The government in power in creating the list is caving into a very small idiotic vocal minority of fruit cakes , nut jobs and those with hidden secret agenda's

A very bad stupid idea fronted by people washing their hands like one Pontius Pilate at that fatal crucifiction all those many thousands of years ago in another time and place !

I can hear their words echo in my ear now "but it was not I who was in charge of those evil vigilantes that abused the list and killed the unfortunate individual all because he had the self same identical name and family looks of his third cousin who did the evil deed ! I wash my hands like Pontius Pilate and blame it on the self appointed idiot of a mob leader who could not tell the difference between Arthur or Martha or his own face from his dumb fat ass "

Me , in a just and fair world , I would convict the people who authorised the issue of said list as aiding and abetting murder one and then sentence them to the same term in prison for the next fifty to sixty years to serve in the same cell alongside with the same idiot mob leader as they will have a lot in common just one single brain cell !

Alas in the words of Captain Vallo " Not I. For all my life I 've watched injustice and dishonesty fly the flag of decency . I don't trust it. "

FBI screwed up, spied on entire email network

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Sad

Sad in one way because there are ways and means to check on those who snoop on your email

for example on digg http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/are-you-sure-your-email-isnt-being-hacked/

As Paris would say "for every measure there is a counter measure !" !

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Bollocks

Bollocks !

Finland censors anti-censorship site

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Pirate

The third oldest story in the book

The third oldest story in the book "who watches the watchers when then can't watch over themselves even with a dozen mirrors in a circle"

Well if you need to know the other two , you obviously live in a cloistered monastery !

Forth Bridge painters to down brushes in 2012

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Paris Hilton

So in 2103

So in 2013 , the Brits will have to create a new song about a non London bridge 'all falling down' !

US satellite-shoot effort seeds conspiracy theory storm

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Oh No !

Oh no , it is a sub orbital nuke platform which is a total no no as far as the usual current treaties allow for , imagine all that plutonium debris from the illegal warheads in the payload launch bay !(say didn't Arthur C Clarke warn us about those in 2001 , A Space Odyssey , written way back in 1968 ?)

Conspiracy theory number 10,002 and counting !

EU commissioner backs record biz on copyright extensions

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Paris Hilton

Ah

Ah , Mrs Millionaire Vivendi , the peoples euro rep can be very persuasive when she needs to be !

Since in the digital age it is the cheapest and most cost effective part of the business as the only audit trail is self created and one person with a fast computer can control the accounts from A to Z , mail out the checks or divert it as the case may be ! Also you don't need to use either payola or the nearest street corner person to feed the sucker as most of them have already been pensioned and replaced by the even dumber whining Amy's of this world and the punters already know the tunes very well !

As Paris would say "a sucker is born every minute !".

Bush orders US Navy to shoot down rogue spy sat

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So

So we have one SM3 Missile with a 28 lb odd (14kg) solid shot kinetic warhead which is designed to strike and punch neat round holes in compact precision assembled nuclear warhead of say 2 foot diameter at 100 miles up travelling at some 7000 mph and shatter the re entry heat shield at the same time !

Thus hitting such a larger object like the Lacrosse Satellite is never a problem !

Now we have a a very large 2300kg cylinder some 10 foot in diameter and 20 foot long rotating in three dimensions due to a combination of very thin air drag , solar winds and the earth's gravity well and magnetic fields acting upon the heavier end and the deployed radar array acting a bit like a friction aero brake of sorts ! So in the last two years it will not only be rotating but also tumbling/twisting end over end as it is free to move in three dimensions ! Remember all Newton's laws of motion also apply too ! So essentially a slingshot stone will have minimal effect on a travelling boulder , and a shot gun even less so as the shrapnel will rip little holes through the non resistant thin exterior fabric !

It is a given to save weight the exterior will be made of a combination of ultra thin aluminium and gold foil with a sections covered in fragile ultra light weight solar cells , so the the terminal warhead will literally punch a number of fist size holes straight through from one side to the other at random which may or may not hit the hydrazine fuel tanks within the satellites body dependent on the time of impact and relative to the bodies motion in three dimensions !

However one can not ignore the fact that current Aegis Cruisers with have a finite limit on the number of silo launched SM3's and after x number of rounds the gun is empty and have a limited firing arc to intercept window given the terminal velocity of the satellite and the fixed range of the missile , it's time to terminal velocity and fixed maximum range and time to fire from target acquisition on board ships computers calculating range and shoot numbers before it drops below the horizon very quickly as everything is relative !

As Paris would say "Duck and Cover , Nuts to the moron that thought this one up !"

Pr0n baron challenges Google and Yahoo! to build better child locks

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Ha ! Ha!

Ha ! Ha! , preaching to the wrong audience for he is more then likely talking to his future customers , as there is an evil standing joke about MBA's better known as "Master of Bugger All" amongst the assorted derogatory low esteem names given for this degree which number in their legion .

I seem to recall the current plank in the White House has such a degree too(or a world leader whose teleprompter speeches are coded phonetically and also abused old family connections too) !

Not all that long ago an Oz graduate described that of the fellow classmates at Harvard that of the some total of 260 doing this degree course , only half a dozen knew what they were doing and all the rest were basically a combination of slackers , rejects , retards and your average incompetent unskilled moron whom daddy had bribed the university to enroll as no other school would touch them with a barge pole ! The standards applied to earn that degree were laughable in the extreme , which probably explains why Caltech and MIT sat average test scores are so much higher then Harvard's !

US may shoot down spy sat to safeguard tech secrets

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Oh well

Oh well , thankfully we do have one aspect on our side a group on independent amateur astronomers equipped with large transportable reflector telescopes , custom built digital electronic cameras and very fast modern portable laptop computers complete with an updated satellite data base and other assorted customised orbital calculation programs !

These rugged independent individuals blog the results of their endeavours for all to see on the intertubes as well , and have thus been tracking this bird since it was first launched some two years ago and it was they who first made it public it was unstable and coming down and put the object on the daily watch list as they normally do for all large objects in a declining orbit !

All due to the fact that both autocratic and democratic governments have a known and well documented history of with holding even the basic facts from their own people and love the use of the words "Need to know basis" even after the fact becomes common knowledge !

What price a choice indeed ?

Lite-On factory fire threatens PC monitor biz

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well

well no wonder lenovo are very cagey about the arrival of the ultra thin macbook air killer delivery dates too !

Oh well , at least the light weight Toshiba Portege R500 is still available presently !

The factory workers should not have watching those Paris Hilton films whilst the factory burned down around them !

Major Linux security glitch lets hackers in at Claranet

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The wonders of open source

The wonders of open source and the marvel at just how quick the security fixes come rather than the usual six to ten month wait from the Redmond Campus mob or the questionable thieves out Cupertino way who pay lip service to GPL for their operating systems !

Star Trek XI release knocked back to 2009

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Paris Hilton

So

So that many bad scripts eh !

Given that trailer sucks big time , guess which theatres and torrent down loading sites I will be treating as a bad dose of the bubonic plague !

As Paris would given the Star Trek Fan Base even this Turkey will fly higher then most of Paramounts mostly dog house releases for the current century !

Blighty might have astronauts in future, says UK gov

heystoopid
Alien

Nice

Nice , they obviously found a couple of Blue Streaks in store and are busy strapping on those Morton Thiokol shuttle booster add ons to get the dog off the pad !