* Posts by big_D

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Massachusetts city tells ransomware scumbags to RYUK off, our IT staff will handle this easily

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Yes. And paying the ransom isn't necessarily cheaper either.

If a machine has been compromised, the minimum you need to do is re-image it and restore the data from a known-good backup. You might use the decrypted files for those that can't be restored, but are you really going to trust a computer that was infected?

A friend of mine is an administrator at another company and their server was found to be listed on a darknet website. The Verfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution) recommended that they destroy the drives and the motherboard of the server and restore to a new system from a secure, offline backup.

How do you do, fellow kids? Facebook now Boomerbook as British oldies outnumber teens

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Re: Hey, remember the 2000s?

And BBS and closed forums on services like Compu$erve.

Places where you could chat civily with like minded people. I miss the good old days.

Today in tortured tech analogies: Mozilla lets Firefox loose in the hen house, and by hen house, we mean the tracking cookie jar, er...

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Except it is no longer Webkit, but Blink in the background. They branched that off a few years back now.

Enjoy the holiday weekend, America? Well-rested? Good. Supermicro server boards can be remotely hijacked

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A security flaw is a security flaw. Whether the admin adds to the problem through lousy configuration just exacerbates the problem.

Everyone remembers their first time: ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation'

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Re: Isn't satellite broadband pretty much one-way ?

You mean like satellite telephones can only receive calls and you can't speak? ;-)

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UFO?

This sounds like a plot from UFO. So much space debris that it is hard to navigate or spot incoming UFOs.

You need an international space agency to co-ordinate this... It works so well on terra firma...

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Re: Starlink hasn't been up long

The enemy's gate is down.

Trade union club calls on UK.gov to extend flexible working to all staff from day one

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Re: Less of the rather dismissive "Trade union club", please

I did, and I won, but the union didn't want to get involved.

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Re: Less of the rather dismissive "Trade union club", please

Only job I had where I had to be a union member, I lost the job through unfair dismissal and the union wasn't interested - they were too worried about rocking the boat.

(I stood up to management about the server room (2nd floor, south facing, floor-to-ceiling windows) needing A/C and a couple of other matters, where their IT policy contradicted best practices and auditor recommendations and the CEO didn't like my "attitude", so made me redundant, then advertised for a replacement* for my job.)

* At least the replacement contacted me 3 months later and thanked me for the good work I'd done in documenting all the systems, while I was there.

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Very general...

It says 9 out of 10 want flexible working, but 1 in 10 job ads offer it.

Is that for jobs where flexible working could even be considered? A lot of jobs involve being in a certain place at a certain time, and if you aren't in that place at that time, nobody else can work. A lot of manufacturing jobs, especially on production lines would be very difficult to allow flexible working hours or teleworking...

We have a lot of flexible working where I am, in the administration side, but production is shift based and needs all the people who are on shift to be on time and at their place of work...

Flexible working is a great goal, but not all jobs can accommodate it.

Huawei new smartphone won't be Mate-y with Google apps as trade sanctions kick in

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Re: One question.

Huawei already has its own App Gallery, but it isn't well filled outside of China.

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Re: One question.

That things like Gmail, Maps and YouTube aren't pre-installed is a good thing, for me. I don't have to disable them when I get a new phone.

No Play Store, not so hot.

Zapped from the Play store: Another developer gets no sense from Google, appeals to the public

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Re: I just passed a law...

If they can put it into an algorithm or rule for the computer to understand, they can put it into normal language as well.

But I agree, they should at least inform the developer what the problem is and give them a chance to correct it.

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Re: Top Failure is MS Windows 10.

Innocent until proven Guilty until you prove you are innocent.

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Yep, one of their servers was misconfigured and DOSed our internet connection (>100mbps down a 10mbps tunnel). It was quicker and easier to get a new IP address from our ISP (or rather swap ISPs, luckily we were in the middle of swapping) than to actually contact Google.

Email to abuse and postmaster: "we get so many emails, that we do not read or process them, they are just deleted."

Telephone: bugger off and look for the relevant category on our website.

Webiste: no information on what do to if Google is actively attacking your servers.

Twitter: no response.

ISP: We'll block their traffic at our perimeter, the first week "trial" of our DOS protection is free, after that you need to pay. That gave us a week to complete the transition to the new ISP. The old line was still active for another 3 months. Out of interest, I tried the connection a month later and it was still being DOSed by the same Google IP address.

ESCape? There is no escape ----------------------------->

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Re: The Register has asked Google to comment...

PR droid? Only if you know the secret code to type into their automated telephone system, otherwise it just bounces you around menus for 10 minutes, before cutting you off.

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I just passed a law...

There is an argument that companies must keep violation algorithms secret, since otherwise it helps the bad guys learn how to bypass them.

I just passed a law, but I won't tell you what it is, because you might find a way to comply circumvent it. But if you break it, I'll throw your arse in prison.

Seriously? We make rules, but we won't tell you what they are, you just have to guess if you are compliant?

Apple blinks on iPhone repairs, touts parts program for independent tech mechanics... sort of

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Hopefully. An unauthorized repair shop will change a screen in a couple of hours, here, and hope Apple won't brick it at the next update. If you want Apple to do it, you send it back to them and wait around 2 weeks.

Microsoft's only gone and published the exFAT spec, now supports popping it in the Linux kernel

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Re: Bring compatibility problems to Window, not the other way around

Also Microsoft and IBM played cat-and-mouse for a while, with IBM giving OS/2 Windows compatibility and running Windows applications, then MS would change something in Office and the "key" applications for most users would stop working in the latest version, then IBM fixed that trap and the cycle started again.

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

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Re: Eh?

And I thought it came from Flash Gordon and Ming the Merciless from Mongo...

Home Office told to stop telling EU visa porkies

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Re: home office buffoons

At the moment, because the UK is still in the EU, you get to keep your British citizenship. I have both. You can elect to drop the UK citizenship or keep it.

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I don't know, I've met some Brexit supporters who want out with no deal, trade under WTO conditions.

Point out that it isn't that simple, or that WTO conditions are there to protect those too incompetent to make their own deal doesn't seem to resonate with them.

I was lucky, with the first vote, I was 3 months away from being ineligible to vote, not that it made much difference. If their is a second vote, I won't be allowed to vote.

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Re: home office buffoons

I also pointed out that I had spent the last 6 years interpreting German legal documents! But that isn't a certificate either! The test was a doddle, I had 3 hours, I only needed around 74 minutes and 30 minutes of that was listening to recorded conversations, which you can't speed up anyway.

I did meet a Scot at the Citizenship Test who has worked at a local department store for 20 years, he managed to get away with a signed letter from the directors, saying that he was fluent in German. At the test, around a third of the participants, around 20 people, were British.

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Yep. I've met a few Brits, here in Germany, who are putting it off getting German citizenship or checking to see if they need a work permit until the last minute. Their faces go rather pale, when I explain that a) the process will take a minimum of 3 months and b) if it isn't through by the time Brexit goes through, they might need to apply for a work permit, which will also take time and c) if they get it in before Brexit, they get dual citizenship, but afterwards they have to give up their British citizenship.

I didn't need to get German citizenship, I have a German wife, but the question of work permits and being able to carry on working after Brexit made me go on the safe side. I applied in October and I got my citizenship through 2 days before the original Brexit deadline. Mainly because I had to wait over a month until I could find a place in a German Language exam for migrants - I was lucky, I managed to get one in December last year, but that was the only appointment I could find that was not after May this year. There are a lot of immigrants here needing the language certificates.

It is interesting, can I fly to the UK on my British passport and then return on my German one?

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Re: home office buffoons

On the other side, I applied for German citizenship. Friendly, efficient and knew exactly what they were doing. Provided useful information and pointed me in the right direction for things like the language certificate to prove I could speak German (actually sitting there and talking to them for half an hour didn't count, bureaucracy for you).

Harvard freshman kicked out of US over OTHER people's posts on his social media

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Re: So to gain entry into America you MUST......

They can try and access Facepalm from my laptop, but it is set to unroutable in my hosts file.

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Re: So to gain entry into America you MUST......

Makes me glad I don't "do" social media.

Google touts managed Linux, gets cosy with Dell in Chromebook Enterprise push

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If you are using Linux, you are probably security conscious and don't want all your corporate data flowing over Google either.

Huawei smartphone sales up but only thanks to China as US trade ban gives punters the jitters

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Re: 5) Get support for them.

It certainly sounds like he has a duff phone. My P20 runs flawlessly and I've never had problems with my Watch GT either.

I'd push for them to replace it. When the camera on my daughters Mate 9 Pro got a "dark spot" (heat damage to the sensor from the processor running hot), they simply swapped it out.

On the other hand, when I had an iPhone, it stopped working after 2 days, was sent back to Apple for repair, 2 weeks later it was returned no fault found, stopped working after 2 days, sent back to Apple, 2 weeks later it was returned no fault found, stopped working as I was still in the shop, returned to Apple, 2 weeks later I got a new iPhone. 6 of the first 7 weeks of ownership the phone was by Apple / its repair partner.

Every manufacturer can make duff units, you need to stand firm and get them to sort it out.

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Re: s/ware updates 2 or 3 years

Unfortunately the 2 years upgrade, 3 years security updates is standard for pretty much all Android devices, starting with Google themselves.

I agree, security updates should be mandatory for 5 - 6 years.

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Same here, Mate 10 Pro (coming up for 2 years old), P-Smart (18 months) and P20 (1 year) all on current Android 9.1, with either June or July patches.

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Re: I'd happily buy a Huawei .... if:

Mine have no network cruft, they are unlocked, they receive monthly updates and they are dual SIM.

Eight-hour comms lags and shock discoveries: 30 years after Voyager 2 visited gas giant Neptune

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You see, humanity can look beyond the end of its nose and next quarters financial results. Now, if we just used such forward thinking in our every day lives...

Yes, TfL asked people to write down their Oyster passwords – but don't worry, they didn't inhale

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Re: OmfG, how broken?

Authorized users get access to perform certain admin tasks on accounts. That is the way it usually works.

Certainly better than asking users for their passwords.

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It is a password field, just fill it in with asterisk.

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OmfG, how broken?

Have TfL never heard of customer support / admin accounts?

Audible hasn't even launched its AI-powered book subtitles and publishers have already fired off a sueball

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Re: Have I got this right?

Just to add, that they should have agreed this with the publishers before doing it. It is obvious that this will rub the publishers up the wrong way, if they just present it as a fait accompli.

The idea has some merit, and as I note, they already have half of this solution, with publisher approval, in WhisperSync. Why not hammer out how to do this with them first, it would save time, effort and money on lawyers.

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This is more about Amazon/Audible finding an acceptable way of doing this.

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Re: Why AI transcription?

But, again, Amazon/Audible have both the original text and the audiobook, they don't need to transcribe, they just need to enhance Whispersync.

And why not approach the publishers and try and work out a good way of doing this, instead of trying to circumvent agreements and the law?

If big tech put as much effort into doing things properly in the first place, as opposed to spending the effort in trying to find new ways to circumvent the law, they'd have to pay lawyers much less and they wouldn't have to keep re-doing everything because they got caught.

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Re: Have I got this right?

Here the Harry Potter books are read by Rufus Beck, also a great voice actor and really good. I'm currently re-reading as audio books - just finished Harry Portter und der Orden des Phönix and with my next credit I'll be getting der Halbblutprinz.

I currently have 280 titles in my Audible library - a mixture of German and English versions. I am a big Audible fan, but in this case, I don't see this as good move on their part.

With the subscription model of Audible (9,99 a month for a credit and all subsequent audiobooks 9,99 or cheaper, I feel that the listeners are already getting a very good deal, compared to the traditional prices for audiobooks. Amazon/Audible already have a good solution to this problem (Whispersync), I don't see how disadvantaging authors and publishers further is a good thing.

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I agree with you for the most part. With Whispersync, you can already buy both the audio and ebook versions at a discount and carry on on the other medium from where you left off - E.g. I sometimes listen to an audiobook in the car, then switch to the ebook when I go to bed, so I don't disturb my wife; although I generally listen to a different book to the one I'm reading in bed.

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Re: Reinventing the wheel

They already do that, to a degree, with Whispersync. If you buy the ebook you can get the audiobook at a discount or vice-versa. When listening to the book, it automatically updates the position in the ebook - although I believe not dynamically, I've never tried that, I generally listen to the book in the car, then switch to my Kindle when I'm home. If they made that update dynamic, there wouldn't be any problems.

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Re: Have I got this right?

The text version already exists, so there is no need to transcribe the audio and, if the user wants to see the text, they just need to buy the book at the discounted rate (with my Amazon/Audible account, I can usually get the book/audiobook pair at a big discount).

Subtitles? But that is for film for the hard of hearing. If you are hard of hearing, you are unlikely to have bought the audiobook in the first place.

I agree with you about the foreign language part, but, again, I generally look it up in the written version of the book, if I really can't understand it after repeatedly listening to the sentence - or ask a friend.

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Re: Just ask first :)

I think it is an arrogance thing.

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Re: Old-skool publishers vs Amazon

I would say that they have woken up, they've been cheated and dumped upon by Amazon all to often. I'm not saying the publishing industry are saints, but Amazon is no saviour, it is the devourer.

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Why AI transcription?

Amazon/Audible usually have both the orignal paper/e-book and the audio version, surely they just need to provide the text from the book and let the AI match the spoken word to the actual text...

Oh, wait, that would be blatantly breaking copyright, by providing the actual text. Letting the AI listen and transcribe gives this the halo of respectability.

As a long-time Audible subscriber, I have to say I find this idea appalling and appealing. This is just another example of big tech trying to circumvent the law. If I want the text to an Audiobook, I can generally buy the text copy at a discount (or vice-versa - Whispersync). Whilst the service is interesting and for hard to understand passages useful, I think this is going too far. At the end of the day, the book is the result of somebody's hard labour (plus editors etc.) and, likewise, the audiobook is the hard work of a voice artist and production team.

Fraught 'naut who sought consort's report says: I was up to naught, I will thwart fault tort

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Sorry?

and that she did not have permission to use the password to check on activity.

If the wife knew that she knew what the password was, why the f* didn't she change her password as her first act? It would be the first move any sane person would make in such a situation.

Chips 'n fish: Globalfoundries casts patent net at rival TSMC

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Does not compute...

This is about the world needing a competitive semiconductor industry.This is about the world needing a competitive semiconductor industry.

Surely by stopping TSMC, they are removing competition?

The story doesn't make clear whether GF has tried to get TSMC to settle already. It will be interesting to see if the patents hold up and whether TSMC has walked away from the negotiating table or whether this is GF skipping talks and jumping straight to lawyers. Also, if this has been going on for years, why are they only now starting action?

Too many unanswered questions at this stage.

Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney

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Re: "Phone" on VAX/VMS

I loved Phone. It was one of the first things I experienced with computers, back in 1980. I found it fascinating, sitting in an oil exploration company's offices in a small town in the UK and chatting with the night ops in Houston TX.

At another company, I left my terminal unlocked when I went to the loo. When I came back, I had a post-it from the head of ops saying "write out 10,000 times, 'I must lock my terminal when I leave my desk'" A couple of lines of DCL dumped the text out 10,000 times to a file, I then called the op with Phone and piped the file into his Phone window. We were friends and he saw the funny side, eventually... 10,000 lines takes a while to display on a serial terminal! :-D

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Re: back shift operations..

An op at one place I worked wrote a game of Space Invaders in DCL on a VAX. Each sprite had its own process and automatically moved itself, when hit the process was killed.

Very cool, but took a lot of power at higher levels, when the sprites moved faster.

Maybe that is where BOFH got his idea for Unreal Tournament with enemies being users' PCs...