* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

iPhone 5 wait drives record Samsung smartphone sales

VinceH
Facepalm

Re: Just proves Apple's legal case

" Ummm, no. It just proves that Samsung phones sell better than Apples. Probably because they are just better."

Psst! Keep this to yourself, but I think the OP might have been kidding.

Sun daddy: 'Machines will replace 80 per cent of doctors'

VinceH
Terminator

Optional

Based on my last visit to the doctor, I'm inclined to think they were already being replaced by machines - androids, specifically.

It was several years ago, and towards the end of the visit, the doctor appeared to go into standby mode; he sat perfectly still, looking straight ahead of him, unblinking.

'Immortal cancer' found in Australia

VinceH

" with everything bar the sheep wanting to kill, poison, and/or eat you (and I'm not so sure about the sheep)"

Okay, so it's set in New Zealand rather than Australia, but... Black Sheep

'iPhone 5' released by Chinese Apple copycat

VinceH
Trollface

Re: Samsung

"It's only considered a copy if it's better than an iPhone."

There. Fixed it for you.

Ho ho ho! Apple's Samsung ban bid pushed back to Christmas

VinceH

Re: Way to go!

"Is this a common trait among Samsung users?"

Having a sense of humour? Why, yes, I do believe it is.

(Withdrawn and posted again without the silly mistake. Oi, Reg, EDIT OPTION, PLEASE!)

Ten movies inspired by video games

VinceH
Pint

Re: Resident Evil

Icon says it all!

Leaked Genius Bar manual shows Apple's smooth seductions

VinceH

Re: Sales training

" I also see that nowhere in any of the write-ups of this story is there mention made of the manual training the staff how to discuss and clarify the customers' requirements from a computer before taking over the conversation. Ho hum."

I'm not sure any sales people do anything like that anymore - if they ever really did in the first place. I think it was really just IT literate third parties that would-be buyers went to for advice, ie people like us.

And in an Apple store, it's even less surprising. It's not as they sell different platforms, so if you're there looking at tablets they're hardly going to weigh up your needs and recommend something by Samsung.

Samsung fights to stay on US shelves as Apple calls for ban

VinceH

Re: I'd like

" Always baffled me how Apple could assert that a phone which had significantly more features than the iPhone was somehow a clone at the same time..."

Easy. They look at the better device and realise that's how good they ought to have made theirs, and then conclude *that* is what's being copied.

VinceH
Unhappy

Re: I'd like

" The choices we may have in 2112

...

'certainly sir we stock all these Apple products'

'any other brands?'

'not since the great patent wars of the early 2000's"

Well, in the United States of Apple, anyway.

NYT fights back against links-in-texts patent

VinceH

Re: Seriously?

" (Posting before the "This innvoation has to be protected against theft!!11" ovine spongiform encephalopathy hits)"

Don't worry, that only happens when the ludicrous patent in question is one held by Apple.

Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Android tablet review

VinceH
Paris Hilton

Re: Stylus performance?

"On a similar note, I see in the last screenshot that in the split-screen mode the writing area is on the left. Is that configurable? Because as it stands it would mean that for right handers (ie, the majority of users) you'd be obscuring whatever you're taking notes on. If you can put the notes are on the right, I wonder if the bezel on the RHS is actually wide enough to allow you to rest your hand on it? It does seem weird to think that the bezel might be too small on a tablet, though."

My first thoughts on seeing that picture were similar - except my thinking was more along the lines of whether it can split screen in portrait mode, with the video at the top and the writing area below. This seems more logical to me because of the aspect ratios involved.

Paris, because I have it on good authority that she's made a video or two.

UK kids' charity lobbies hard for 'opt-in' web smut access

VinceH
Unhappy

Re: How hard is this really

The problem with the isp asking if you want child/family protection on your account is that while it sounds like opting in to the censorship, behind the scenes it could still be the other way around:

Person: "I'd like internet please"

ISP: "Certainly and do you want child / family protection set up on your account?"

Person: "No thanks"

[Ticks box to include customer on the 'national register of voluntarily disclosed perverts ']

ISP: "You're good to go and if you want to change your settings you can do it online."

Apple, Samsung blast away in patent case closing arguments

VinceH

Re: Fair trial?

Hammers? iPhones?

*dreams*

Apple now most valuable company OF ALL TIME

VinceH
Mushroom

"less sad than spending each day hating on a company on the internet."

It's okay. I also hate them when I'm not on the internet. I hate them in bed, when I'm eating lunch, when I'm driving... hell, I even hate them when I'm on the toilet.

VinceH
Trollface

Re: As an Apple fan I'd just like to say.....

"They have a retro 1950s roundedness to the corners"

Are Apple aware of this unlicensed use of their designs?

White hat warns against iPhone SMS spoofing bug

VinceH
Trollface

Re: duh...

"I'm sure I heard that Samsung invented it though..."

But Apple's logic is that if they're doing something similar to what someone else is already doing, then the other party must be copying them.

Therefore, by their own logic, Apple are to blame for this.

Apple accuses Samsung of abusing its 3G power

VinceH

Re: Win Win for everyone

"Motorola are now in on the act. So those who think Google are nice people who don't sue people or try to restrict competition should think again."

I have thought again. And my thoughts were "Awww, shame, poor Apple."

Closely followed by "HA HA!" in the voice of Nelson Muntz.

NASA picks the target for Curiosity's first road trip

VinceH

Re: lazy reporting

What if you put the vacuum on a train?

Apple lawyer: 'I promise I am not smoking crack'

VinceH
Trollface

" insisting that the fruity firm had timed its witnesses so that it would be able to make it through all 22 in the time allotted."

Hmm.

" insisting that the fruity firm's witnesses had rehearsed their scripts so that they would be able to make it through all 22 in the time allotted."

There. Fixed it for them.

Deadly pussies kill more often than owners think

VinceH

Re: Do you find

Moreso. I've never had any of their iPhones shitting in my garden.

VinceH
Joke

@nomnomnom

You transfer the body into the boot of someone else's car. Well, that's what I do, anyway...

VinceH

Re: I keep snakes

I considered a snake at one point, but in the end I decided I didn't have enough room, so I decided to get a tarantula instead. When I got to the pet shop, though, they didn't have any - so I bought a couple of rats.

I did eventually get a tarantula, though.

And I had a German Shepherd for years, as well. I'd like one again but it's the same problem: It wouldn't be fair to have one at the moment.

VinceH
Unhappy

Re: area in which I live has strict rules about keeping cats indoors

"On the cat shit front, cats bury theirs"

Except when they don't.

When a friend of mine moved house several years ago, the removal men discovered a huge pile of cat shit under the trampoline in the back garden. It seems one of her cats had used it as regular toilet for a very long time. It was out of sight, but out of sight is definitely not the same as being buried.

And worse is that it was under the trampoline, on which her daughter regularly played.

At the time, she claimed not to know about it - but I've always been a bit suspicious about that, because I remembered a time, maybe a year before, when I was in her garden throwing a ball around with said daughter. The ball went under the trampoline. I was going to retrieve it, but she stopped me, suggesting we do something else.

Putting two and two together, I'm inclined to think she knew the cat was using the space under the trampoline as a toilet, and chose to ignore it.

Oh, and the removal men refused to touch the trampoline after they'd moved it and discovered what was underneath - it got left, and so did that cat shit. A nice little present for the new owners of the house.

VinceH

Doctor Who gets one-off special to mark Time Lord's 50th year on telly

VinceH

"will go out on BBC Two at some point next year."

"An Adventure in Space and Time will tell the story of the genesis of Doctor Who since its first broadcast on 23 November 1963."

An appropriate date that the quoted "some point next year" should be, then, is be 23rd November.

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers

VinceH
Trollface

Re: @LinkOfHyrule "nice easy piss taking target for my crap jokes about rounded rectangles"

"that in itself would be "fanboi" behaviour."

Note that you can no longer use the term "fanboi".

Since Applytes copied the idea of using "fan" at the start of a word as a derogatory term to describe users of alternative platforms - specifically "fandroid" - it has officially become an Applyte innovation to do so. Using the term "fanboi" is therefore copying them, even though they weren't first to do use "fan" as a prefix.

This is why I now call them Applytes (Apple Accolytes).

VinceH

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"and I have literally got about 1,000 upvotes to 50 downvotes thanks to our fruity friends!"

Make that 1,001 ;)

Apple pounces on Samsung doc as proof of 'slavish copy' claims

VinceH

Re: This is where it gets ridiculous...

" " the reality is that they aren't _that_ special" - they are to ther general public."

That's an interesting typo - Freudian, even. You probably meant "the" but given what most Applytes I know are like, "their" would be a good fit.

VinceH

Re: Fundroid commentards are funny

"Now, does this document actually say to the engineers - "go off and copy it" - or does it say "this is where we fall short/are not as good. Go and improve our phone in those areas."

It certainly seems to be the latter, which is NOT a smoking gun."

In fact, the quote from the document highlighted in the article is completely the opposite:

"there's also the direction to "Remove the feeling that iPhone's menu icons are copied by differentiating design""

To me, that suggests that after doing the comparison, Samsung felt their device might give the impression there was copying, with the directive being to address that.

French minister: 3 strikes anti-piracy rule a 'waste of money'

VinceH
Joke

"In financial terms, €12 million euros a year and 60 officers is expensive just to send a million emails."

Should have employed a spammer. S/he/it would have sent that many out for considerably less.

Amazon exploited by hacker in scribe's epic Apple iCloud pwn

VinceH

Re: @toadwarrior

" But Amazon won't deliver to a new address unless you re-enter your credit card details. So if your account is breached, there is little hackers can do."

Well, that's some small mercy, then, given what I discovered last year:

http://misc.vinceh.com/2011/04/potential-security-issue-amazon/

Facebook touts gambling to 'responsible' Brits

VinceH
Holmes

Re: The Sun eh?

"You dropped the W."

Yes. Do you see what he did there?

God-botherers burst onto IPTV Freeview: The End is Nigh

VinceH

Re: A quick heads up

I do hope there will be sacrifices.

Specifically, virgin sacrifices.

Even more specifically, Virgin Media sacrifices.

Okay, that'll just be one sacrifice, but still!

Samsung outs mobile Flash that cuts a dash

VinceH
Facepalm

Re: iPhone5

" When has Apple ever sued anyone over hardware patents?"

And when has anyone ever taken an OTT comment posted with a troll icon seriously?

Oh, wait...

VinceH
Trollface

Re: iPhone5

You beat me to it. I was going to say...

"Volume production now means the Samsung Flash will be appearing in devices any month now. iPhone 5, anyone?"

Yes, at which point Apple will patent the idea of using this ultra fast Flash memory in portable devices, and accuse anyone else who uses it of copying their tech, and try to get it banned.

India preps craft for first mission to Mars

VinceH
Joke

Re: We paid for this...

Don't think of it so much as providing financial aid, and think of it instead as outsourcing our space programme.

US sets up underground dark matter detector

VinceH

Neutrinos are not dangerous

Really? Have you ever run into a gang of them in a dark alley after they've had far too much to drink?

Google ditches the bits in the bottom of the box

VinceH
Unhappy

Re: Personalisation of mobe devices doesn't make iGoogle irrelevant on the desktop

Agreed. One of the main things I have displayed on my iGoogle page is the same rss feeds that I get on my tablet and phone, all nicely synchronised.

Facebook phone app attempts to seize ALL YOUR MAIL

VinceH

"what's the advice for those of us who haven't rooted our phones and thus aren't actually able to remove the "operator installed" apps."

Don't allow the Facebook app to upgrade to anything beyond the version that came with the phone - and hope it's a version that doesn't do insidious things like this.

TiVo plunges into Swedes after penetrating Virgin Media

VinceH

Re: I could get a TiVo...

I don't object to paying a little more for a better service - which the TiVo should be, in theory (but may not be in practice from some comments I've read).

However, as a V+ customer, I am becoming more and more convinced that they are reducing the quality of that service in order to make the TiVo offering seem better - and that's why, rather than thinking about upgrading, I'm actually thinking that it might be time to cancel.

Second win for Apple as Galaxy Nexus sales banned in US

VinceH

Re: Not any more

" Cutting your nose off to spite your face, now thats clever."

He's only doing that if he thinks Apple's products are superior, but from what he said he doesn't - and he's not alone.

War On Standby: Do the figures actually stack up?

VinceH

Re: Spot on

If Richard's mothr-in-law is anything like my stepfather, that won't work. He'll just be told he must have done something wrong.

Darwin alarmed by six-legged mutant cane toad

VinceH

Diet

Does its diet include insects, at all? And, if so, has it perhaps eaten too many of them - thus proving that "you are what you eat".

Mighty ROBOT achieves total SUPREMACY over feeble humans

VinceH
Terminator

How much more exciting would The Terminator have been...

If the door was opened, and Arnie said "Sarah Connor?" then raised his hand and continued "I challenge you to rock, paper scissors."

NASA sniffs water ice on Moon – maybe

VinceH

I think it's The Hulk, shaking a fist at us.

"Hulk mad! Hulk left on moon!"

Apple desperate to prevent nightmare scenario of iPad in Iranian hands

VinceH

Re: A new low

Based on "one incident by a redneck" where it's actually two incidents in two separate stores, and involving at least three Apple employees.

If it really was just "one incident by a redneck" then that would suggest a stupid "Genius" - but that it's more than one incident in more than one store suggests the problem is higher up the chain. It might not be Apple's actual policy, but it's certainly a problem somewhere in Apple.

VinceH
Thumb Down

A new low

I didn't think Apple could successfully do anything to make me dislike them anymore than I already did.

I was wrong.

Ludicrously lucky teen survives spear through brain

VinceH
Joke

" The Reg admits to some puzzlement as to how Bullock could suggest any situation in which anyone would need to have had a spear go through their head"

Indeed. Most people need that like they need a hole in their head.

Asteroid zips past Earth

VinceH
Joke

Re: "at about 20:00AM this morning"

' "Australian time, understandable confusion for them, they are on the other side of the world."

... and upside down'

Aha! So it was two minutes past midnight!