* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

US Supremes: Human genes can't be patented

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Re: I've been 'safed'

Maybe, maybe not - but he might be a unique eunuch.

Magpie Apple plunders the competition for cosmetics, as egos run wild

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Re: "Answers on a postcard, please."

"grey icon depicting a pill dropping into your wine glass"

That's one hell of a pill.

We're gonna need a bigger boat wine glass.

1-in-10 e-tomes 'are self-published'... most are 'rubbish' says book ed

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Re: Dan Brown

Oh, horror. By posting that link you have reminded me just how awful The Da Vinci Code was - that being the one and only book of his that I have ever read, or ever will. (And I only persevered to the end out of sheer "I've started, so I'll finish" stubbornness. I wish I hadn't.)

Tim Cook: Android version fragmentation is 'terrible for developers'

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Re: Silly comparisons

"Whereas an unmodified and fairly empty S3 crashes regularly and without good reason."

That's not fair - mine has never crashed. What am I doing wrong, please?

Headbangers have a gas, gas, gas in mosh pits

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Re: "beats exceeding 300 beats per min"

"And I don't think that 10^5 people ever managed to form a mosh pit either. That either deserves a Guinness World Record or a Darwin Award - not really sure which...."

I think the reference to numbers is for the crowd itself, not the numbers in any mosh pits that form.

Apple unveils hints of Monday's new-product announcements

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"Multicolored iPads? iPad minis?"

Swap Shop? They've hired Noel Edmonds to speak!

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Re: 7 ... X

Nah... it's a reference to the camera's zoom capabilities.

So, who ought to be the next Doctor Who? It's up to YOU...

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I couldn't see my name on the list, so I voted for Jonny Lee Miller. I hadn't thought of him before seeing his name on the list - but I reckon he'd do quite a good job.

YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

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"Thank you, Microsoft, for making this an easy choice. Now I want to see what Sony offers. If PS4 can play used games offline, then that's my next console."

Nah - with what I've read about the options for playing older games on the PS4, I think I'll stick with my PS3.

Even when the supply of new games runs dry, there will still be plenty of old ones available second hand - and, TBH, although I used to play quite a lot, these days I switch on infrequently enough that my existing collection of games (most of which I haven't even started playing) will probably last for the rest of my life anyway, so even the second hand market is largely irrelevant.

So, it looks as though both Microsoft and Sony have helped save me some money. Nice one, guys.

Study: US iPhone owners tend to be rich, educated, white

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Re: iPhone economics

"thanks for pointing out the patently obvious [cue fandroid to make Apple lawsuit joke re: patenting the obvious]."

Oh, okay, but only since you insisted.

In Apple's case, it would most likely be patently obvious on a mobile device.

COAT!

Hmm, you do look ill. I prescribe a good dose of mobile data

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"What would you prefer, the system asking for you to confirm some details to verify it is indeed in contact with the intended recipient, or just call your number and confirm to whoever picks up your appointment at the clap clinic? Use your head."

I think you are missing the point slightly - Vimes' objection clearly wasn't the security details that were being asked for, it was the fact that it was the wrong number being called to start with, coupled with the fact that it remained on the line for an entire day.

Someone should be noticing such long calls: they are a clear waste of money, but more to the point they indicate, quite strongly, a problem that should be addressed.

Apple claims shot in arm for Cupertino from new Fruit Loop HQ

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Re: Insert ring jokes

"One ring to rule them all"

One ring to rule them all,

One ring to bind them.

One ring to bring them all,

And in the courthouse fine them.

Oh, wait, no, that's questionable patents, not rings.

Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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(Never has that word been more appropriate for the post title...)

I suggest some bloke on the internet. Occasionally posts on El Reg, and goes by the name of, er, VinceH.

VinceH

Re: First female Doctor

"I'm not convinced #12 should be female"

Quite. And nor should any subsequent regenerationed Doctors: Why the Doctor shouldn't regenerate into a female.

Jobs' 'incredibly stupid' prattlings prove ebook price-fix plot, claim Feds

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Dear Apple,

You'reYour late supremo holding accidentally blurted it out wrong.

Unemployed? Ugly? Ugh, no thanks, says fitties-only job website

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Paris Hilton

Re: At least with this site...

"There is also a major exception to your rule, where hordes of absolutely stunning women get together with hideously bog-ugly men. That exception is Glasgow. God, I love Glasgow."

Right, you've sold Glasgow to me - I'm moving!

Paris, just because.

Netherlands Supremes squash iPad design patent

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Dear Apple,

You're holding protecting it wrong.

Or

You're holding suing it them wrong.

Oh, I dunno. I'm too tired today.

TSA: Perv scanners now fully banished from US airports

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Re: Prudishness wins over Safety

"does being stopped at airport security whilst dreaming really count?"

Yes, because that has an effect on the size and shape of the bulge.

Apple's two-factor security isn't as good as Microsoft or Google's, say experts

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Dear Apple,

You're holding securing it wrong.

PayPal denies stiffing bug-hunting teen on bounty

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Re: Well...

He posted screen grabs of the emails he received from Paypal. This one says that "To be eligible for the Bug Bounty Program, you must not: [...] Be less than 18 years of age."

Russians draw liquid blood from frozen woolly mammoth

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Re: I want my...

"all of those are mythical"

So we just need a Dragon Factory and a pair of evil twins. (See my post further up!)

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Re: Supervillain

The closest I can think of off hand is Jonathan Maberry's The Dragon Factory - the second (or is it third?) Joe Ledger novel. (Enjoyable reads, all of 'em!)

IIRC the supervillains in that aren't so much cloning as genetically engineering, with the end result being mythical creatures made real - but there might have been some cloning of extinct creatures as well.

Tim Cook: Wearable tech's nice, but Google Glass will NEVER BE COOL

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Re: Cook says:-

" If you have to wear glasses to read your email or look things up then you (a) can't look cool in shades and (b) wear your usual glasses."

But you can get shades that match your prescription (as I have, sort of*) - so (b) is covered, though (a) is an arguable point, both with shades, and shades that match your prescription.

* Prescription updated, shades not. Must rectify that at some point!

Anonymous 'plonks' names, addresses of far-right EDL types on web

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Re: Irony

" Much less common than drinking Christians"

Muslim vampires are quite rare, yes.

Stand by for PURPLE KETCHUP as boffins breed SUPER TOMATOES

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Re: the key question....

Can we fix the lettuce while we're at it?

TIA

VinceH

Re: the key question....

Meh. The problem with a BLT is the LT.

World's richest hobo (Apple) has worked 'tax-free' in Ireland since '80s

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Re: Why. is anyone. surprised?

"I bet they have a patent on smaller taxes with rounded corners."

Dunno - but a patent on profits being mobile sounds right.

VinceH

Re: "World's richest hobo"

"There's a tax that keeps on calling me,

Down the road is where I’ll always be,

Every buck I make, I’ll move out of reach,

Can’t stay for long, send me tax bills and I’m gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down,

But if you tax me, I’ll just keep moving on..."

There. Fixed it for you.

Happy 23rd birthday, Windows 3.0

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"(try a RasPi running RISC OS 6, for example)"

RISC OS 5.xx, not RISC OS Six (which is really RISC OS 4 with a silly name).

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Joke

Yeah, she was my ex.

I wouldn't have any Apple gear in the house, so I kicked her out.

FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

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Now that just made me think of Jaffa Cakes.

There's probably a good joke to be made out of the idea of a Jaffa-cake Interchange Format, but I've no idea what it is. Although it probably has a smashing orangey bit in the middle.

VinceH

Re: Surely...

"Yoint Fotojrafix Eexperts Jroup, noe?"

You are the Swedish Chef, and I claim my five pounds.

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Re: Acronymity...

No, the giraffics in question are quite old - though with a bit of dna gijjery pokery, they've been recreated and can now be found in giraffic park.

Facebook teens' kimonos - basically never closed

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Re: Teens Behaving Increasingly Stupidly

Whereas "Increasingly stupid teens caught behaving" is probably never going to happen.

Irish deputy PM: You want more tax from Apple? Your problem, not ours

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Re: What kind of screaming right wing loon are you?

"A funny one ..."

And made all the more funnier by someone taking his post seriously.

Crack Army pilot to be first PROPER British astronaut IN SPAAAACE

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Re: "Inspire the Next Generation"

How can The Next Generation be inspired by things that happen after it was made?

Oh wait, that isn't a Star Trek reference, is it? Sorry, by bad.

Marks & Sparks accused of silently bonking punters over the tills

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Re: Whoever thought security through proximity was a good idea.

"But to be able to get hold of a card and then use it straight away, on the high street without having to enter a code is just insanity... How much is card crime going to jump now?"

Quite.

I think there's a fairly low payment limit for contactless cards of about £20, but that just means the thieves can't purchase something large with a stolen card, not that they can't run up a nice bill - but hopefully (!) credit card companies will spot unusual activity and stop it/contact the card owner to verify it before it gets too bad.

Massive EXPLOSION visible to naked eye SEEN ON MOON

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Re: NASA computers...

"Perhaps they could use some of their budget to buy something a bit less 1980s?"

Listening to the voice-over on the video, I think they blew their budget on trying to synthesise a woman's voice.

IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

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Unhappy

Re: Also SayNoTo0870

"Must also make a shout out to www.saynoto0870.com"

Yes... it's just a shame that when I should use it (because it's only very infrequently I need to call an 08xx number), I forget all about it!

My god, what's that STENCH belching from your iPhone?

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Re: Oh dear..

"Pointless tech that will fail.

Just like 3D TV."

IMO - and, I assume, yours - 3D TV is a great big pile of steaming elephant output.

However, I don't think it's fair to say that it has (or will) fail. If anything, I think it's quite (annoyingly) successful. A lot of people I know now have 3D TVs and rave about them, and most of those who don't seem to be thinking of a 3D TV when they replace their current set - and even those that aren't may end up with one anyway. All of which makes 3D TV sound rather successful.

This silly device, however? EPIC FAIL!

Borked your iDevice? Pay EVEN MORE to have it fixed by Applecare

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Re: So Applecare will cover all of your Apple products?

"So this is basically Apple iNsurance?"

The iThing approach doesn't really work on the word insurance because of how it's pronounced. :)

My thoughts, though, were of the times they've been slapped down in some places for selling Applecare to people who don't need it. Wrap it up differently, try again...

Rules, shmules: Fliers leaving devices switched on in droves

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Re: am I strange?

"I welcome a few hours without gadgets."

I was going to say no, because I'm the same - but then I remembered that most people I know think I'm strange for various reasons, so you probably are as well.

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"Been on several flights recently, just carried on using my e-reader and DAP all the way up and down. Quite amazingly, two extremely low-power devices at the back of the plane didn't seem to cause any disruption. I'm astonished I survived, frankly."

Well, the truth is that the plane suffered a fault during take off, and crashed as a result, with some fatalities along with injuries varying from minor to life-threatening.

Yes, you did survive, but barely. You're actually in a coma dreaming away, merrily oblivious to what really happened.

New 'BLOCKBUSTER' APPLE iTHING imminent - billionaire Einhorn

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Re: New product?

"I've never seen anyone say "It's an Apple product so I will buy it no matter what""

I've never seen anyone say it, either - and for that matter, nor have I heard anyone write it - but I have seen plenty of people *doing* it.

Coke? Windows 8 is Microsoft's 'Vista moment'. Again

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Re: @VinceH - Instead of

"In this case the advice was not for you."

Comments posted in a public forum can attract responses from people other than those who the original comment was aimed at. And in other news, the pope shits in the woods.

"Carry on using your Windows, that's all!"

I'd rather not, thanks. It's a case of needs must.

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Re: Instead of

"> Just buy a Mac and that will happen.

Then you will have new ways of doing less."

Quite.

Thankfully, my Win7 laptop is still going strong and should continue to do so for some time, but if I did have to buy a new computer, a Mac is a ludicrously silly solution - it won't run the software I need to use most, so it would indeed be a new way of doing less.

In order to run the software that I need to run, I'd have to use the Mac to run Windows, in which case I might as well have saved some money and bought a Windows computer in the first place.

Movie review: Star Trek Into Darkness

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Re: I might have thought this was a good review until I got to this bit:

"Yeah, I started referring to it as the "USS Kenny"..."

Okay, so you were talking about Enterprise, but the classic Kenny scenario is in STII & III:

"Oh my god, they killed Spock!"

"You basta...."

"Oh, no, it's okay. We've found a new one."

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Sadly*, once I knew Benedict Cumberbatch was in the movie and playing the bad guy, I guessed who his character might be - correctly.

Despite this, and despite everything that's so obviously going to be wrong about this film, I'll still go and see it, sad git that I am.

* For guessing correctly, and for guessing correctly.

Flat mobe battery? Just light a fire

VinceH

Re: But you can already get.....

"and stuff"

Even if there's nothing you can find in the local area, there's a chance you'll have something on you that you could use in a pinch.