* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

Bloke raises hand in vid, claims: I sparked Apple dev site hack panic

VinceH

Re: ...and of course, everyone believes it

Although with the YouTube video removed we can't check what was in it, so this is still not proof of anything, it's worth reading some of the replies to his tweet in which the video was linked.

From those comments, it appears he included some of the data he obtained in the video, which is why he subsequently removed it. Allegedly.

WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

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Just think of the children potential votes in the next election.

Apple Maps. Remember that? Apple does. It just gobbled Locationary

VinceH

Re: Sort the simple things first

"A muddle of white roads on a white backround just makes it confusing."

Handy if you're lost in a blizzard.

Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

VinceH

Re: I had nothing to hide!

Yes, think of the terrorist's children!

Confirmed: Driverless cars to hit actual British roads by end of year

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Unhappy

Re: Ages away

Has it really only been five years? It feels longer.

Especially when you're stuck in a queue of traffic in the area.

Cubesats to go interplanetary with tiny plasma drives

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Alien

Optional

"Pledge $100 or more... Your message ... laster etched onto gold plated spacecraft panel."

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

Chinese police probe iPhone user's death by electrocution

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Re: I really shouldn't do this but ...

"There's a difference between 'Made in China' and 'Cheap Chinese knock-off'"

There's also a difference between a serious comment, and an obvious (but highly amusing for the responses) troll.

Amazon button leaked user traffic

VinceH

Re: Why do people install these things?

"@DDH - There's probably no specific motivation. More like a lack of awareness and understanding.

They're presented to punters in a nice friendly way leaning heavily on brand-awareness and the convenience."

I think in some cases they are offered as part of something else, so there's a tick box to clear if you don't want it, and the average punter seems to be incapable of reading things like that, let alone deciding to remove the tick.

I've been asked to look at people's browsers on countless occasions because "it's slow" and/or "it doesn't show a lot of the page" and the reason "it's slow" and/or "it doesn't show a lot of the page" is because so much real estate in the window is taken up with stupid extension bars.

I used to ask why they installed the bars, but the most common response was "I didn't know I had - it just appeared one day," so now I don't bother asking.

Daddy-o, you're all wet... baffled by your own kids on the web - survey

VinceH

Re: @Andrew Jones 2 ...

Yup. Same logic. Same score.

VinceH

Re: Question 4

I was looking for the "All of the above" answer for Q4.

But if they're torrenting it, you're right - they aren't wasting their money: They're wasting yours when you get a fine for the 17.65 quadzillion pounds lost by the music industry for that one song being downloaded, even if you then go out and buy it for the rugrat because the download failed. Because even then, they still lost that money. It was somehow diverted from their pockets and instead funded terrorists who want to steal cars.

Or something.

VinceH

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Is it worse that at 45, I did know almost all of them?

Asperger's and IT

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Re: Me Too

@AC 12:59

Have an infinite number of upvotes, heavily compressed into one.

Big Beardie is watching you: Lord Sugar gets into facial recognition

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Hey, Barrow-boy, if you want to be an invasive creep, here's another suggestion for you:

Add number plate recognition technology to it as well - you can get that off those nice people that run car parks - and if you see us looking at your adverts, you can then send additional material to our home addresses.

Please be sure to include a postage-paid return envelope so that I can send off for further information your advertisers a sample of my excrement.

Apple surrenders in 'app store' trademark suit against Amazon

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Happy

Re: Translation...

Damn you! You beat me to it! :)

LOHAN team girds loins, aims to take SPEARS to heaven again

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Unhappy

Re: Unfortunately

I'll have to miss this one, too. :(

Oh well.

BBC abandons 3D TV, cites 'disappointing' results

VinceH
FAIL

Re: 3D doesn't need the BBC

"So if you don't have a 3D TV, how do you know it is crap?"

I know I'm the sort of person who posts to El Reg, which may run counter to the next bit... but I do actually leave the house occasionally. Just because I don't have a "3D" TV, that doesn't mean the same is true of friends or other members of my family - nor, of course, the local cinema.

"Plus at the end of the day, no-one is forcing anyone to have a 3D TV or watch TV content."

Where did I say anyone was trying to do so? I merely pointed out that one of the things I could see happening was skewed stats being used to declared "3D" a roaring success, based on sales of "3D" equipment and media, even if the purchasers aren't buying it for the "3D" - or may even have purchased it because they couldn't see a 2D alternative.

An example of the latter being given: I've purchased "3D" movies on Blu-Ray because I couldn't see a 2D-only version.

Another example can be found further down the page, where DeathSquid confesses to have "bought a 3D set because it was substantially cheaper than the 2D equivalent from the same manufacturer"

And to some extent, that counters your suggestion that no-one is forcing anyone. The choice was there... it would have just cost more money: The "3D" option was "substantially cheaper" than the 2D option.

VinceH

Re: 3D doesn't need the BBC

"what the BBC has done for 3D is pretty inconsequential, and won't be missed."

I'd say what "3D" has done for 3D is pretty inconsequential, and won't be missed.

I've said all along that it's crap, and that it'll either be abandoned because people come to realise it's crap, or stats will show a huge take-up of "3D" TVs, media players and media being sold simply because of an increasing range of TVs that include it, so people buy a "3D" TV (etc) without having any interest in that aspect of it.

(For example, while I do not have a "3D" TV, I do have a number of "3D" DVDs and Blu-Rays - which include 2D versions of the movies - simply because I wanted those movies and couldn't see a 2D-only version.)

Samsung isn't alone: HTC profits take a huge dive

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Trollface

"No, it just confirms that most people think that comments like "iSheep" are puerile and unnecessary!"

I agree. Putting an i in front of a word to insult them is just silly. Better would be something like "Ba-a-ahpple users".

Apple files patent for 'Waze-plus'

VinceH

Re: Prior Art Anyone?

"thereby increasing their chances of having an accident"

My immediate thought was "So this is a good thing, then?"

But then I realised they could involve other people in their accidents.

Going lo-tech to avoid NSA snooping? Unlucky - they read snailmail too

VinceH
Black Helicopters

Re: hmm ...

Hand sorted... because the optical character recognition sucks.

The optical character recognition (or non-recognition, as the case may be) presumably happens after the address is scanned, otherwise it would suck 100%*. That scan, right there, that's the image for the database - regardless of whether the OCR worked.

* It would be incredibly impressive if it could read the characters before it's been given the scanned image.

Shit my effing brains sideways, I'm starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist.

VinceH

Re: I believe OCR is used for sorting the mail

But how do you know they throw the image away and don't keep it in a database?

VinceH

Re: hmm ...

I believe OCR is used for sorting the mail - so the answer is "probably, yes."

Bolivian president's jet grounded so officials can look for Snowden

VinceH

Re: Stop the Pigeon

I dunno. Something about a pigeon not being found on a grounded jet, flown by a bloke called Parker.

VinceH

Re: Stop the Pigeon

Ah, okay. I thought you were mistaking Lady Penelope for Penelope Pitstop - you clearly know they are different, though.

However, @Suricou Raven:

"It's more complicated than that. The studio liked to reuse their popular characters in different settings: Dick and his sidekick appeared in three programs: Wacky Races, Perils of Penelope Pitstop and Stop that Pigeon."

My recollection is that Dick Dastardly didn't appear in The Perils of Penelope Pitstop - the only one in which they appeared alongside Penelope Pitstop was the Wacky Races. I'm pretty sure Penelope's nemesis in The Perils was a character called something like The Hooded Claw (who I think was the alter ego of someone she thought was a friend).

VinceH
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Re: Stop the Pigeon

Psst.

Lady Penelope was in Thunderbirds. Dick Dastardly was in a cartoon with a different Penelope - Penelope Pitstop. Hopefully, nobody will notice your continuity error, though... I won't tell anyone. That's why I'm whispering.

Regulator sniffs mobile services bods: 'Something's off. Hand me the probe'

VinceH

Re: who came up with the name

Well, it's easier to remember than their previous name - or the acronym it formed, which sounded like some kind of skin condition.

Apple TV 'close' to deal with Time Warner - report

VinceH

Re: Yes its same deal

Not to mention their Most Favoured Nation clause that'll prevent MS getting content cheaper than they do.

Dubya: I introduced PRISM and I think it's pretty swell

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"I know he damaged the country - the Obama administration will deal with it. I think he damaged the security of the country."

So which is it, Dubya - do you know or think it?

France sets antitrust watchdog loose on Apple, raids premises

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Dear Apple,

You're holding it barricading the doors to keep those nasty French authorities out wrong.

Apple 'iWatch' trademark filing hints Cook's make-or-break moment looms

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Optional

Silly Apple. They filled out the patent application incorrectly. It's not an iWatch, it's an iPatch.

Something's going on with Google Reader but nobody knows what

VinceH

Re: Who is losing out?

It was exactly the same for me; I was logged in all day mainly because of Reader, and now I no longer have any incentive to do so. However, I used it via the iGoogle gadget, so it was part of my browser home page - and that gadget stopped working for me on 28th June, which annoyed me greatly: Last time I checked, 28th June != 1st July.

So now, not only does Google lose my log-in, it's no longer even my default search engine by token of being my browser's default home page. Hello DuckDuckGo.

Judge nixes Microsoft SkyDrive name in BSkyB court ruling

VinceH

Re: using THIS logic...

"Hello, is that Sky? Yes, I'd like to make a complaint. I visited your island the other day and I was very disappointed by the lack of high definition sheep."

What would be entertaining now is if a Sky customer* actually did that, recorded it and uploaded the results.

* Where the value of "a Sky customer" is actually "lots of Sky customers".

Ecuador denies granting asylum, safe passage to Snowden

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On Thursday, President Obama cautioned Russia and any other country considering granting asylum​ to Snowden to "recognize that they are a part of an international community not as tough as us and they should be abiding by international law doing what we tell them."

There. Fixed it for you.

Interesting and relevant YouTube video rant type thing.

30 years on: Remembering the Memotech MTX 500

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Re: Show of hands, people - who had one?

I had a 512. I bought it around the late 1980s (1987 at the earliest, but it may have been later). It was from a b&w advert in some magazine or other, and I'm fairly sure the company was Memotech Computer, and I think it cost a mere £43 including p&p and a smidgeon of software (including Speculator).

Throwing arms let humans rise above poo-flinging apes to play cricket

VinceH
Trollface

Re: In memory of Eadon

"I missed that as well. What did he do this time?"

Maybe nothing. For all we know, his parents might have taken him to Butlins for the week.

Boffins create tabletop ANTIMATTER GUN

VinceH

Re: No earth-shattering kaboom?

BOOM!

Planetary data merge shows three Earth-like planets in close star system

VinceH

Re: On the upside..

And 22 LY is a lot closer than most of these candidates (IIRC the last one was 100LY+ away) so perhaps close enough for some people to start asking "What's it take to do this?"

I say we send a ship called Icarus, commanded by someone named Taylor.

What could possibly go wrong?

Snowden: 'Hey, Assange, any more room on Ecuador's sofa?'

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If/when he actually gets to Ecuador, he definitely needs to get a customised postcard printed, with the picture depicting him enjoying his freedom, which he can send to Assange with the words "Wish you were here? :p"

Glasgow subway's new smart tickets aren't, moan passengers

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FAIL

Re: Doubling? Did I miss something? Yes you did.

"I understood it to mean you buy a days journey on the carnet valid for 20 journey days not individual journeys.

Once stamped the ticket is valid for the whole day you travel."

Hmm. And from the article, the relevant part that everyone commenting in this thread so far must be very familiar with:

"A commuter paying £22 for a 20-journey carnet (at £1.10 per trip, enough for two weeks commuting) will instead have to buy two seven-day passes at £12 a pop, more than doubling the cost of travel."

"20-journey" (not "20 journey days") and "enough for two weeks" (which fits with twenty individual journeys - five days per week, one trip each way) - all of which strongly indicates that the increase over two weeks is £2, and not "more than doubling the cost of travel" which it then goes on to actually state.

I think Bill Ray may have read (and quoted) that it more than doubles the cost, and read the 20 journeys without realising it meant journey days, doing his own maths to establish that it lasts two weeks, without spotting that the two things are contradictory.

Spaniards deploy self-propelled ROBOT BALLS

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Optional

A handy toy for dogs, then. Saves the effort on the part of the owner when it comes to actually throwing the ball - let it run (roll) away from the dog of its own accord.

Microsoft's canceled 'Project Brazil' took aim at Amazon, eBay

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Imagine how annoying it would be if they integrated our old friend the paperclip with it, and had it running in the background.

*shivers*

Offensive, iconoclastic internet trolls will not be prosecuted, says DPP

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I'm not sure that would achieve much. The pay cheques are inanimate, so wouldn't suffer as a result of being in jail.

VinceH

Re: "...about serious trivial matters"

Serious trivial matters are clearly more important than trivial serious matters.

Hey mobile firms: About that Android thing... Did Google add a lockout clause?

VinceH
Happy

Re: Google apps optional

" I would actually like an UK/EU based OS, maybe even an UK based phone manufacturer!"

What a pity this article (and therefore comment) came appeared on the wrong date to make this link timely. Oh well.

COLD BALLS OF FLAME light up International Space Station

VinceH
Trollface

Re: Azimov wrote about the martians

" if people start doing HD video of their life just before they tell us what happened yesterday"

Coming soon to FaecesBook.

Boffins build headless robo-kitties

VinceH

Re: Kitty Kit

Deal with those pesky robot mice.

Facebook RSS reader said to uncloak June 20

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I am one of those who make good use of Google Reader. (It's probably the only reason I actually sign in to Google on my computer on a regular/frequent basis - so they'll be losing that sign in once it goes).

I will not be setting up a new FaecesBook account* to get RSS feeds through them.

That is all.

* I used to have one, but I "deleted" it earlier this year.

Reg hack prepares to live off wondergloop Soylent

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Re: New cocktail?

That might depend on his condition the following morning.

Who's to be the next Dr Who? Sherlock beats Maurice - says you

VinceH

Re: "It's the question on every geek's lips"

And, although I was dreading it when I heard she'd been cast, and possibly even for a while when she was in it, by the end of her stint she managed to raise my opinion of her slightly: She did much better than I expected.