* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

Yahoo! Mail! users! change! your! passwords! NOW!

VinceH

Re: users should never use the same password on multiple sites or services," said Yahoo!

"Users should never use Yahoo for anything serious, says common internet knowledge."

Try telling that to your partner!

Facebook's dying? HA! Get ready for another DECADE of us – Zuck

VinceH

"Of course, I'm not cool enough to leave my profile blank and let them wildly guess what I like either. I filled in my profile and chat with friends and acquaintances on there about things that matter to me so they have a little more to go on."

My profile was never blank. The information it contained may not have been entirely honest - which does give them something to go on, because they don't know what is and what isn't true about me - but it was never blank.

And, just as the AC poster says for the gambling ads, I clicked to indicate I wasn't interested in the dating ads.

And that, in itself, is something quite significant for them to go on: Their system didn't need to analyse my comments and profile information to try to determine whether or not I wanted that type of advertisement, it could have instead gone by the fact that I explicitly said "No, I don't want this type of advert" and from that drew the conclusion that, no, I don't want this type of advert.

VinceH

"What are you babbling about? The return for the advertiser is advertising."

Well, strictly speaking, the return for the advertiser are sales as a result of the advertisements.

I therefore assume what AC means is that some recent experiments show no benefit to sales as a result of advertising on FaecesBook. Whether that's true or not is another matter.

"Facebook ads are some of the most effective advertising available and has Google wishing it could target so effectively. With Google, you search for a mountain bike and you get cycling ads until you search for something else. With Facebook, you mention 5 or 6 hobbies, tell them your age, sex, location and who your peers are and they serve you up"

...adverts for dating services, mainly, mixed in with the odd other irrelevant thing that held no interest for me.

At least, that's what it was like when I had a FaecesBook account. (Approaching one year without, now).

If it's truly now serving up adverts for...

"things which may be of interest."

...then it has changed.

A lot.

Japanese quantum boffins 'may have the key to TELEPORTATION'

VinceH

Re: Squeezed Vacuum

How the hell do you squeeze a vacuum?

Put it in a vice, and make it really, really tight.

Developer's rare $50,000 Twitter account @N stolen in web shakedown

VinceH

Re: How old?

"Am I missing something, or is this an old story? He starting tweeting from N_is_Stolen back in July 2011, maybe even further back than that but my browser stopped there and I got bored of scrolling."

This is just a guess, but perhaps he had more than one account; @N and @something_else, and only ever posted from the latter. Then, when the @N account was extorted from him as described in this article, he renamed @something_else to @N_is_stolen - when that happens, all the previous tweets on that account would show as being from @N_is_stolen.

VinceH

"We have carefully reviewed our records and can confirm that there was a failed attempt made to gain this customer's information by contacting PayPal. PayPal did not divulge any credit card details related to this account. PayPal did not divulge any personal or financial information related to this account."

Reminds me of what Barclaycard claimed in my case a few years back. Based on their actions and comments, though, I didn't believe them.

(Call to check the validity of two transactions, one for £3, one for over £3K. I didn't recognise either, but while the person I spoke to expected that for the £3, they were surprised about the £3K one. It then emerged 'I' had called them to approve that transaction... which later turned out to be several calls, including one to set up online access - even though I already had online access. My access was blocked while this was resolved. They then denied that the caller had defeated their security to approve that transaction, and hadn't been able to set up new online access.)

Man sues NASA: Mystery Mars rock is a UFO – an unidentified 'FUNGUS' object

VinceH
Alien

Re: If you look carefully....

To hell with the mysterious rock, what I want to know is who laid the crazy paving?

UK internet filtering shouldn't rely on knee tappers, says Tory MP

VinceH

Re: Ahem!

I thought I have to opt in to opt out of opting in out of opting out?

Is it possible to opt to shake it all about?

Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

VinceH

Re: So Sad

"and I'm not bothered to come too if you do go."

Quite. It's been one of those places I'd like to visit if I'm ever in the area - but now I'm not so sure I'd be inclined to bother.

Google patents ROBO-TAXIS to ferry punters into advertiser's shops, restaurants, etc for free

VinceH

They got the idea from the police.

You know how they sometimes offer people free bed and board for the night, along with a free taxi to get there.

VinceH

Re: Ok, cab, take me to X shop...

"... Oh you don't want to go there, Y shop is paying us more to get you to go there instead..."

Well, the article says:

"The rubber-stamped technology factors ... whether a competitor will pay more to take the customer elsewhere"

So, yup.

Tunguska object came from Mars say Russian boffins

VinceH
Mushroom

Re: Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

No boom today.

Boom tomorrow.

There's always a boom tomorrow.

BOOM!

Murdoch's BSkyB stares down Microsoft: Redmond renames SkyDrive to OneDrive

VinceH

So the nth iteration of the XBox is the XBox One.

SkyDrive has become OneDrive.

For consistency, then, the next version of Windows should be called Windows One.

VinceH

Re: Rename

Did you miss AC's pun?

China's Jade Rabbit moon rover might have DIED in the NIGHT after 'abnormality'

VinceH

Re: Yutu be or not to be....

No boom today.

Boom tomorrow.

There's always a boom tomorrow.

BOOM!

Facebook will LOSE 80% of its users by 2017 – epidemiological study

VinceH

"You would be surprised how many non-tech literate people go to facebook by double clicking the big blue "e" then typing facebook into the search box that opens on their homepage."

For FaecesBook read any website they go to regularly, including their bank or credit card providers website.

Bing Maps COCKUP: Oracle UK HQ is 'Elvis Impersonators' joint

VinceH

Re: Have you spotted any Bing howlers?

"At least you can get the maps in OS format which can be really handy"

Ooh, I hadn't noticed that before - that is indeed handy.

Candy Crush dev stuffs EU 'candy' trademark down gob

VinceH
Coat

Re: @Code Monkey

"hat the hell is a dark chocolate orange?"

It's a chocolate orange that is currently operating without being in any form of communication with its superiors.

Devs write 'film my shag' sex app for Google Glass

VinceH

"We asked ourselves: 'How can we make sex more awesome with Google Glass?"

Translation: We like amateur porn, and we wondered how we could get people to deliver it straight to us.

Amazon patents caches for physical goods

VinceH

Re: It sounds like...

'But I guess if it's loaded into a lorry, they can tag it with: "in a mobile device."'

They can't. Apple have a patent to use the phrases "on/in/with/using/under/behind/instead of/inside/outside/beside/around/in place of* a mobile device" in patents.

* Delete as appropriate. And I might have missed some.

Google grabs slice of interwebs for EVERYONE (who speaks Japanese)

VinceH

“Our vision is for .みんな to be a collaborative space, where folks can build online communities — something along the lines of ‘Cook, everybody!’ or ‘Run, everybody!’,” he continued.

Or 'We own everybody'

Cybercrooks slide fingers into TELLIES+FRIDGES, spam splurge ensues

VinceH
Happy

Re: POC Code

"My version will scramble your eggs"

I like scrambled eggs. Therefore I won't pay your ransom to stop doing it.

Hold on, that's a friend of mine on the phone. He wants to know if you'd like the IP address of his fridge, too, because he's also partial to scrambled eggs.

My name is Dabbsy and I am an EMAILOHOLIC

VinceH

"Although within the last few years I have had my wife rationalise my Email accounts"

I don't have a wife to rationalise mine (no woman will put up with me for long enough), so I recently did it myself (ooer).

I still have shedloads of addresses in effect (because of the unique address for each site/sign-up/whatever approach), but I've whittled it down to a couple of mailboxes. Day to day, I use just a couple of addresses.

Canada says Google broke law by snooping health info to serve ads

VinceH

Re: I'm not sure about this

"If I search for information about SUBJECT-X, then I start to see targeted ads about X. This is what happens (if you don't clear cookies etc.) They are saying that if X is personal health related, then my privacy has been violated. The privacy can only have been violated if a person made a decision - 'hey, this man has an interest in X and it's a health thing and lets make a note of who he is by his IP address and other info'."

Quite.

Before reading the article, I wondered if Google had somehow accessed private health information that had been exposed in some way.

But no, the complaint is that what we expect to happen (if you let their cookies reside on your system) happens: ads are targeted based on searches and sites visited, etc.

There is still an argument, sort of - if your use of your computer can be a mixture of private and in front of others, then if you search for something you consider private (health related or not), you may not want to have adverts related to that appear later. However, that's not an argument for slapping Google's wrist - it's an argument for educating users as to how to prevent that happening: Incognito/private browsing mode, and/or sensible cookie management.

I'm in: Peter 'Dragons' Den' Jones launches bid to buy out Expansys

VinceH

Re: Hmm

No, he said never to trust a man who doesn't wear a belt.

Therefore, naked women are perfectly trustworthy.

Clink! Terrorist jailed for refusing to tell police his encryption password

VinceH

Always use double-ROT13, just to be sure.

Apple coughs up 7 hours of profit to refund kids' $32.5m app spend spree

VinceH

Re: "Dumb Parents"

"Require Password - options are EVERY TIME, or every 15 mins And this applies to any purchases made. Not too had to figure out."

This has changed. Up until 2010/2011-ish, IIRC, all that was required was the device being linked to the iTunes account - and people complained. It was around that time that Apple added the need to enter the iTunes password - and people complained because of this 15 minute window.

I don't know, but strongly suspect, that change didn't include an option to always enter the password, and that came later still.

Certainly, looking at the actual FTC complaint is interesting. That mentions the complaints since March 2011 about the 15 minute window - which ties in with what I remember above.

The bottom of page 4 also points out that if the child 'clears' the pop-up about an in-app purchase outside of the 15 minute window, the password prompt is displayed with no information as to why the password is needed. And if the parent doesn't realise, and enters the password, that's another 15 minute window.

The next page mentions that "In September 2013, on devices running Apple’s latest operating system, Apple reversed the order of the process described in paragraphs 15-17, displaying the Password Prompt before the Charge Popup." - so they must have realised this was an issue by that point. (For all we know, they realised in April 2011, and it took them that long to make the change!)

VinceH

Re: Question: did they also revoke the add-on functionality purchased?

I would hope not - the ill-considered approach was Apple's.

Google's Nest gobble: Soon ALL your HOME are BELONG to US

VinceH

"Google’s ownership of the Internet of Things starts here."

...and won't reach to here. I'll stick with the Internot of Things, thanks.

Rap for KitKat in crap app wrap trap flap: Android 4.4 is 'meant to work like that'

VinceH

"The other thing is what John said. an excellent tap to zoom essentially renders desktop ads useless on a mobile device as you see the content and nothing else. Low click through rates means less income for the site and google."

On the other hand, if they effectively make web browsing (and, judging by other comments further up, reading emails and ebooks) difficult, less people are likely to use that function of their phones - which is therefore unlikely to increase click through rates; people won't be clicking on adverts they still won't be seeing. ISTM that Google are throwing the baby out with the bathwater, here.

Apple fails to shake antitrust watchdog loose, receives judge slapdown

VinceH

Re: Judges usually don't like to be played for fools

"All it does is make them look like they don't give a fuck about court orders"

They don't... except when the court finds in their favour.

Apple-hungry thieves defy sinking New York City crime stats

VinceH

Re: maybe it's the idiot to ipad ratio..

"What utter rubbish, how exactly do android use their stuff? in their pockets without taking them out?"

See that bit where I said "when it may not be necessary"? Can you guess what that means?

I'm not saying people should leave their devices in their pockets and never use them. That's just silly. If your phone rings then, obviously, you may need to take it out to answer it.

Based on the iDiots I know, though, Apple users have a habit of getting their devices out when they don't need to do so, and I put it down to the same mindset that causes them to refer to their devices as (for example) "my iPhone" instead of just "my phone"; the mindset that says "LOOK AT ME! LOOK WHAT I HAVE!" - and if that mindset then leads to them subsequently thinking "Oh, I no longer have it - the thug who just stole it does!" then it serves them right.

VinceH

Re: maybe it's the idiot to ipad ratio..

Which leads neatly to the comment I was going to make.

Based on those I know (which, granted, is not a huge sample set), I'm inclined to say Apple users are more likely to be showing off using their devices in public when it may not be necessary. This in turn may suggest not that the thieves are specifically targeting fanbois, rather that they simply have more opportunity to steal Apple devices.

Use strong passwords and install antivirus, mmkay? UK.gov pushes awareness campaign

VinceH

"Perhaps a standard of suitable password options should be enforced because the times i have had to use a weak(er) password as some sites wont allow special chr$. If you want us to use strong password then don't limit those password to letters and numbers only."

Only a week or so ago I encountered a badly designed system that not only put stupid restrictions on passwords, but didn't check the validity of those passwords properly and, in some circumstances, would let the user carry on as though a password had been accepted when in fact it hadn't.

(Also: A massive three choices of security question. Wow.)

Apple, Samsung get a room to settle patent war. Forgive us if we don't hold our breath

VinceH

"The move comes following a request by Judge Nancy Koh in November that each company submit a proposal outlining possible "settlement opportunities" in advance of their next trial,"

Apple's proposal probably went something like: "We want Samsung to bend over and take it! Yeah! Yeah! Oh god... Ye--e-e-ah!"

ANYONE on Google+ can now email you, with or without your Gmail addy

VinceH

Re: Its almost as if Google wants Google+ to fail

"A couple years ago I signed up for Google+, hoping it might be an alternative to Facebook's ever increasing anti-privacy and pro-creepy changes. Probably 10 or 15% of my Facebook friends also did so, or at least that's how many found me or I found when I'd login a couple times a week those first few months. Yeah, throwing my lot in with Google was naive, but I figured it couldn't hurt."

Likewise. I also held the view that Google were providing some useful stuff - the price of which was letting them into a few nooks and crannies, but I could tolerate it.

Then they killed stuff I found genuinely useful, while at the same time increasing the number of nooks and crannies they wanted into, and increasingly far to boot.

Now, Google sees a lot less of me.

Campaign to kick NSA man from crypto standards group fails

VinceH

Optional

"David McGrew, the CFRG's other co-chair, has already posted a detailed timeline of events… and concluded that the research group process has been followed imperfectly. I share this conclusion. However, while unfortunate, the mistakes made were not of a severity that would warrant an immediate dismissal of Kevin Igoe as co-chair. It is also the first such occurrence that I am aware of."

"And the NSA reminded me that they know where I live."

Scientists discover supervolcano trigger that could herald humanity's doom

VinceH
Mushroom

Optional

"It had been thought that you'd need a large earthquake to set a supervolcano off"

Don't be silly. An easier way to trigger one is to enter one of a number of control codes into my phone.

Two white dwarfs and superdense star. Yup, IDEAL for gravity lab in the sky - boffins

VinceH

"I thought it was already known that it only worked for spherical chickens fired from a vacuum cleaner?"

FIFY!

Planning to rob a Windows ATM? Ditch the sledgehammer and bring a USB STICK

VinceH
Terminator

Re: I thought the days where this was possible were long gone

"Err... Terminator 2 wasn't a documentary."

Crazy talk!

'BILLION-YEAR DISK' to help FUTURE LIFEFORMS study us

VinceH

Re: what to write

"so, suggestions for what to write on these million year disks?"

Lies, and random nonsense.

VinceH

Re: So in a few millenia..

I don't think so. I've seen a documentary (sent back from the future) about how cats evolve over the course of a few million years, called "Red Dwarf", and the evolved cat shown therein is a little lacking in the sort of skills needed to become a dominant species.

Hacker backdoors Linksys, Netgear, Cisco and other routers

VinceH
Big Brother

Re: "alert the victim that something had happened"

"I've seen several SOHO routers 'spontaneously reset' over the years. When asked about it by the user my explanations included crappy electronics and/or crappy electric supply. In the end it was just crappy electronics the NSA exploiting this hole..."

FIFY!

You're spending WHAT on iPhone 6? Wells Fargo downgrades Apple stock

VinceH
Pint

Re: They haven't since about 2007 (@AC)

Down vote heaven if you do not know your tech!"

No, an upvote*, because I was also using a phone with Microsoft's mobile version of Windows at the time.

As you said, rough around the edges, but yes, it did all of that - and more, such as GPS, with which I was using with the likes of FUGAWI.

* And a pint.

VinceH
Trollface

Re: Feature parity

"So you say iPhone 5 doesn't even have feature parity with iPhone 1? Did they remove the obsolete phone-call function or what happened?"

No, that was the iPhone 4, wasn't it? The phone-call function was re-introduced after people objected, saying they wanted to use it as a phone as well.

Blame Silicon Valley for the NSA's data slurp... and what to do about it

VinceH

Re: Nah, Andrew had it right

In that case there's no need to specify the type of shop. Since it was specified, adding the sweet tooth emphasises just how futile the excercise is.

Not dissimilar to exaggerating how badly something is going by adding first "like an elephant on skis" to the statement that it's going downhill fast. And the next time, "like an elephant with a jetpack on skis", then "like an elephant with a jetpack on skis on a vertical incline."

VinceH

Optional

"The ridicule is thoroughly justified, for trusting giant corporations - whose business models rely on selling your identity to advertisers - to safeguard your privacy is like hiring a kleptomaniac with a sweet tooth to guard the sweet shop."

FIFY!

A good piece, though.

Google and Apple in DRAG RACE: It's fanboi Mercs VS fandroid Audis

VinceH

"There's nothing wrong with the dashboard now. We don't need cars with message updates, email and SMS notifications"

Or yet another means for Google/Apple to track our every move.

Apple wants sales ban on Samsung smartphones nobody is selling

VinceH
Trollface

Re: You're banning it wrong

"You not a bit tired of trumping that out again and again? It's hardly just about round corners and I'd imagine the judge understands that. Oh let me guess - perhaps he's holding it wrong - or crApple or ??"

You're getting fed up with it wrong.