* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

What is Apple's idiot tax on Watch these days? 'About $265 or 80%'

VinceH

Re: Software costs nothing to develop!

"Of course, Apple's only cost is the hardware. No software to develop, marketing, distribution etc etc."

Do you know, I can't help but wonder if the writer of the article may have been referring to that sort of thing when he said "and, crucially, development costs have to be recouped" - the headline was probably penned by someone else.

The bottom line (see what I did there) is that the people who do these tear down reports have no way of knowing those costs, so they can only report on the costs they can reasonably determine: the bill of materials. Always read them bearing that in mind.

You can now play thousands of classic DOS games on Twitter. Goodbye, productivity

VinceH

Re: VinceH

Firefox - and yes, I have Javascript disabled. (I have it allowed by default on some sites, and on others I temporarily allow it as seems necessary/if I feel trusting enough.)

archive.org's scripts were allowed - that was enough to allow them to play on archive.org.

theregister.co.uk is allowed by default.

twitter.com and twimg.com are allowed by default.

No embedded games appeared either here or on Twitter - as I said, just links to the game's page on archive.org

However, in the interests of science, I have now allowed all scripts to run (and I've paused Ghostery's blocking, in case that was a factor)

The page took a lot longer to load than before, and no longer scrolls smoothly - and there are still no embedded games, only links to the page on archive.org

And again, looking at the tweets on Twitter itself (logged in or not) and they still only contain the link, with no embedded game.

Running through the config, I can't see anything obvious that I've set that would be blocking the games when embedded (or from being embedded).

I've now also loaded the page into Internet Explorer and Chrome - still no embedded games, only links (and nothing's disabled or blocked on those because I don't normally use them in anger, only for testing my own pages), and the same in both browsers when looking at the tweets on Twitter.

I won't bother trying NetSurf! ;)

VinceH
Facepalm

Twitter?

Huh?

Do you actually "play them within Twitter" ? Whether I log in to Twitter or not, and view the tweets that way - or not - I just see the links. Clicking on them takes me to the archive.org page for the game.

Therefore, to play any of the games, you go to the archive.org page for the game, and play it there.

It's really, really nothing to do with Twitter - and it certainly isn't "since you can embed tweets in web pages" that enables you to include a couple in the article, it's because you can include links in articles, which the embedded tweet just happens to contain.

All you're doing by putting the link in a tweet, is putting a link in a tweet.

Unless I'm missing something, or something isn't working here, that's not embedding.

Samsung Electronics' sales go OVER A CLIFF

VinceH
Facepalm

WTF did my post above get a downvote? It accurately states what each of the five columns of figures are.

In some cases, downvotes are perfectly valid and I welcome them (when I'm trolling users of a certain type of tech, for example), but this just baffles the hell out of me.

Addendum: Just to clarify when I referred to the top half/bottom half, I wasn't referring to the two images and calling one the top half, and the other the bottom half - which I've just realised is what Jamie 5 appears to be "correcting" me on in his first sentence.

Look at the words I used, and the second image. Top half: Sales, broken down by division (clue: word at top "Sales", followed by rows for the divisions it is broken down by). Bottom half, operating profit broken down by division (clue: words at top of that half "Operating Profit", followed by a row for the divisions it is broken down by).

VinceH

It would be nice, but they aren't difficult to work out.

The table is obviously divided up in two halfs; the top half breaks down sales by division, and the bottom half breaks down operating profit by division.

The Column 1 contains the figures for the first quarter of 2015, andColumn 2 the figures for the first quarter of 2014. Column 3 represents the percentage increase or decrease between Q1 2014 and Q1 2015. Column 3 contains the Q4 2014 figures, and column 5 the percentage increase or decrease between Q4 2014 and Q1 2015.

Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

VinceH

Distance: 0 Ft.

I couldn't help but notice that after 30 seconds of walking, the distance remained at 0 feet. Is the distance supposed to increase as the amount of distance covered increases?

I'm not trolling - although I'm very much anti-Apple, I'm genuinely curious about that.

(Afterthought: Perhaps it relies on GPS in the paired phone, and he wasn't carrying it for the purposes of the demonstration?)

VinceH
Facepalm

Re: That's why you need a laser..

A laser? Be serious! Would you want to wear a frikkin' shark on your wrist?

Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse taunted with sausage sarnie snap

VinceH

Re: 'two eggs/four slices of bread'

= two egg sarnies.

Not in my book!

For me, a single sarnie is what can be made with one slice of bread, folded in half with appropriate filling. As soon as two slices are involved (since I usually cut the result in half) it becomes two sarnies.

Unfortunately, I've just had my toast... all this talk of egg sarnies has now given me a hankering for just that! Grrr!

Oh well, best go and prepare my roast pork sarnies for lunch at the office... ;)

VinceH

Re: Good deal on the mackerel

" but I do like my egg sarnies in the morning."

Interesting that you appear to have two eggs/four slices of bread.

These days my breakfast behaviour has improved, having gone from a steak slice or cornish pastie (purchased on the way to wherever I'm working) to a couple of slices of toast. If I opt for egg on toast, it becomes just one slice of toast.

If I went for an egg sandwich (which I'm unlikely to do for breakfast) I'd probably go with two slices of bread/one egg.

Therefore - although I have absolutely no plans to participate in such a thing - if I was ever to join this low cost nosh posse, I'd have a bit of a head start on you at breakfast.

OTOH, I can be a greedy fat bastard later in the day, so that's where I'd be at a disadvantage.

The Apple Watch: Throbbing strap-on with a knurled knob

VinceH

Re: Geek toy

"This makes it different from every other wearable so far how, exactly?"

Mage said it was different from every other wearable so far where, exactly?

VinceH

Re: No Silicon Heaven?

They never truly leave us, they just hide away in a quiet spot to die - on top of cupboards, underneath sofas and beds, buried under old, long forgotten video recorder instruction books at the back of TV unit drawers, behind sideboards, places like that.

When THINGS attack! Defending data centres from IoT device-krieg

VinceH

Re: Bah!

It doesn't matter if it's open or closed if it now owns the light bulbs.

Love-rat fanboi left bobbing for Apples in tiny Japanese bath

VinceH
Boffin

Re: Let us know what you can identify

I can't remember if they covered Apples in the "Which Fruit Floats" section on Brainiac, featuring Professor Myang Li. They probably did.

What's broken in this week's Windows 10 build? Try the Start Menu, for one

VinceH

Re: That Start menu...

"...has been variously broken (depending on what sort of account you use to log on with) in every build so far."

Well to be fair, they actually broke it for Windows 8, and they're trying to fix it in Windows 10 - what you're seeing isn't various levels of broken, but various levels of fixed that aren't quite there yet.

FBI alert: Get these motherf'king hackers off this motherf'king plane

VinceH
WTF?

I'm confuzzled

If his gear was all seized, how did he tweet a photograph of it to say so? Wouldn't they have taken his phone as well?

Don't worry, Apple hypegasms haven't gone in the WRISTJOB ERA

VinceH
Holmes

Slight volte-face

Here we have Angela Ahrendts apparently describing the approach being adopted for buying the jizz-bangle (thanks x 7 - that's an excellent name for it) as a temporary one - and is specifically quoted as saying "We love our iconic blockbuster launches that we do in stores”

And a few weeks ago, Angela Ahrendts was quoted as saying "The days of waiting in line and crossing fingers for a product are over for our customers"

All I can say, then, is "called it!"

Sherlock icon because, well, "no shit..."

Something's missing in our universe: Boffins look into the SUPERVOID

VinceH

So there's fewer galaxies (and therefore stars) in this supervoid?

Two possible explanations spring to mind. Either some Tibetan monks have finally identified all nine billion names of God, or Mantrid is turning all matter into drones, and that's where he's started.

Spotty dwarf Ceres BARES ALL in NASA's SHINY CLOSEUPS

VinceH

Re: Clearly, no mirrors. True.

Edward Nigma is also known as The Riddler in Batman if that helps - but it doesn't matter, because I had a strange brain fart moment when I wrote that: the symbol most associated with The Riddler is (duh) the question mark, not the exclamation mark.

VinceH

Re: Clearly, no mirrors. True.

Edward Nigma's top secret off-world base, obviously.

Your city's not smart if it's vulnerable, says hacker

VinceH

Re: Italian Job

"Charlie's team showed how lax security was on the "smart" traffic system in Turin in 1969. It looks like nothing has improved since then..."

A more up to date documentary on the subject suggests it's even worse since then.

DWARF PLANET Ceres beams back SUNNY north pole FROWN

VinceH

What they're not telling you is that Dawn is actually a group of three craft, all equipped with lasers and there's another craft called Dusk that's following at some distance and recording video. It recorded this footage of Dawn#1 as it went into the Asteroid belt.

The Internet of things is great until it blows up your house

VinceH

Re: If it uses leccy then it will be connected to the IOT

Nor here, where it isn't the internet of things, but the internet of unwanted things: iOUT!

VinceH

And will also stop working when the 'as-a-service' vendor decides they no longer want to continue supporting that product.

VinceH

Re: No Codes for You

Could someone please explain to me what an iron actually is, anyway?

Miscreants rummage in lawyers' silky drawers at will, despite warnings

VinceH

Re: Surprising

"People trained in law are terrible at security!"

Spot on. I've known quite a number of people in that category over the years, both professionally and personally, and I can't think of even one out of the lot of them who had barely more than an ounce of security know how. Not one.

I'd have liked to add "...before they knew me and I taught them a thing or two" to the end of that, but the sad truth is that it always seemed to go in one ear looking for the quickest route out the other.

Scouts' downed Compass database won't be back 'til autumn

VinceH
Joke

Re: Huh?

"BP didn't have to bother with police vetting."

And that's how he was able to get away with scouting for boys. ;)

WHAT did GOOGLE do SO WRONG to get a slapping from the EU?

VinceH
Facepalm

Don't confuse two different groups of people: Those who use Android and those who like Google. They are not necessarily the same.

For example: I am in the former group, but I couldn't be further outside the latter group.

VinceH
Unhappy

"I know someone who, instead of putting in company name and adding a .com to the end will fire up Google and put in company name in there, every single time."

I think we all know people like that. Amongst the people I know it's not always Google, though it is for most of them.

I witnessed a particularly good example the other day. I read out a (short) domain name to someone and he typed it in. I assumed he was typing it into the address bar - but when I looked up, he had a page of Google results on screen. It's a sad indictment of the way average users think about the internet.

"She doesn't know anything, because Google is the defacto and default search engine, hell, Google IS the internet. Therefore Google can promote ANYTHING and she will simply lap it up without querying it. This is potentially DANGEROUS."

Quite.

Segway bought by former patent spat adversary Ninebot

VinceH

Re: I must be missing something

"Seems easy enough, the iBot was Fred Upstairs after Fred Astaire and shortened to simply Fred. The Segway came after and was called Ginger, presumably for Ginger Rogers."

It only seems easy enough if you already knew what it meant. The sentence as written is nonsense because it includes circular reasoning - it reads that they got their codenames because one of them had a particular name. You can take the second out and it becomes an explanation that the iBot's codename was Fred because it was Fred Upstairs. It's silly.

This page (because I looked it up myself when I hit that strange sentence) makes things clearer. It explains that "The iBOT's code name was "Fred" or "Fred Upstairs" for the ability of the balancing and stair-climbing wheelchair to give the user the agility of the famous dancer, Fred Astaire."

So it wasn't called Fred because it was Fred Upstairs, after all - and that then leaves us with the Segway being called Ginger because the iBot was called Fred or Fred Upstairs.

Chrome version 42 will pour your Java coffee down the drain: Plugin blocked by default

VinceH
Joke

Re: isnt that a good thing?

>"There is a difference between software and a potato?"

No - and anyone who claims there is doesn't have the first clue about software development.

Android gets biometric voice unlocking

VinceH

"Who's for an implanted RFID chip?"

The UK Government (and probably other governments around the world) if they think it'll be a neat alternative to an ID card and would help in the fight against the nasty paedophile terrorist pirates.

'Granola-eating tree hugger' takes plunge, becomes IoT upstart

VinceH
Facepalm

Re: Buses

"As I understand it, the route works normally, taking people in both directions, until the last journey, where it terminates at the far end, presumably due to working hours, or whatever."

But that still doesn't really make sense in terms of the final point Gene made. It's an out of town shopping center - and the bus can take people there, but there's no way back by bus; it goes out of service.

Given that, I'd be surprised if there is ever anyone on that journey - even the journey before seems pointless, because passengers would presumably want to do their shopping and come back on a later bus.

I'd say the timetable should be rearranged such that the bus terminates at the other end of the journey, or perhaps somewhere more appropriate along the route so that the final service on that route is from the shopping centre back into town. Or possibly not have the last four or five miles as a non-stop express, and instead not have it pointlessly go all the way to the shopping centre, so the route can be used more practically by passengers.

However, as you say:

" the company is fined for any lost mileage"

That's the real problem. The route and timetable is designed not for reasons of practicality, and common sense can go wait on the bus stop for another service (if there is one). The route and timetable is designed to achieve a certain number of miles, in order to avoid fines. (And if you hadn't mentioned that, my guess would have been to ensure they get the full subsidy from the local authority or whoever - which may or may not amount to the same thing; a fine being a reduced subsidy.)

So it's probably the local authority that needs to be given a good beating with a clue bat.

Pre-order consumergasm will leave Apple Watches out of stock for months

VinceH

"Following Apple's admission that it, and all of its staff, really hate queueing fanbois, the watches were only available to pre-order online and were not for sale in most stores."

So, presumably, since they dislike the queues that much, this will be the only option in future for any new release/version of any iToy - and it's definitely not a cunning ploy to hide the lack of queues for this particular item.

Yeah. We'll see.

VinceH
Headmaster

Re: @AndyS: Extrapolation

"Laughabley inaccurate, a little like your spelling eh?"

FTFY!

National Grid's new designer pylon is 'too white and boring' – Pylon Appreciation Society

VinceH

Re: Nice website

"Is there one specific pylon in this country that's seen as the top dog or one which you particularly like?"

Heh!

Yup, I've actually been sitting here wondering about that for a very long time - so I'm glad that website exists to answer my question! And I'm sooo glad two that are almost on my doorstep - the two spanning the Severn Estuary - get a mention in answer to that.

No, really. Would I lie about something as glorious and beautiful as the pylon?

Why, yes, yes I would.

In all seriousness, though, if I was a member of that society, I'm afraid I'd be a dissenting voice - because I quite like the appearance of the new ones.

But then, I also quite like wind turbines, despite other people around me thinking they're ugly.

Videogame publishers to fans: Oi, stop resurrecting our dead titles online

VinceH

"However I've become somewhat addicted to GTA Online, which I won't go into detail about how much I play except that I'm level 502... but I do realise eventually one day the GTA V Online servers will be taken offline so I'm making the most of what I have right now, and when the servers do go cold I'll still have the offline version of GTA V to play, which is still fun but sadly I'll lose a whole heap of content and idioms of the game the Online version offers."

I have GTA V - and I've completed the offline game (the main storyline game, not all of the offline content/missions, on which I think I'm at about 75% - I haven't played it once since completing the main game, though). I buy it for the offline game - the online side is a potential bonus if I ever decide to use it (before the servers are unplugged!)

VinceH

"Videogame publishers to fans: Oi, freetard! Stop resurrecting our dead titles online"

Fans to videogame publishers: Stop taking our money for stuff and then terminating the services for it.

Personally, I don't buy games that need a remote connection to work, precisely because of the risk of this happening. If I buy something, I want to use it whenever I like, and for however long into the future. If that isn't an option, NO SALE.

Woeful groans over Game of Thrones' spill on piracy sites

VinceH

Re: Game of Torrents!

"Part of the enjoyment of series like Game of Thrones is talking about it with friend"

You can say that about any TV series - but it doesn't matter one iota to those of us who don't give a rat's arse about "the social aspect" of a series.

I have yet to see a single episode of Game of Thrones. I probably will see it, eventually, when it really is old news and everyone else is talking about the next big thing (after the next big thing after the next big thing). I couldn't give a flying frig about that.

Cisco loses logo lawsuit against WiFi inventor boffinhaus

VinceH

Re: huh?

"methinks the wifi logo looks different..."

The WiFi logo is used to represents wireless networking capability that meets certain standards, whereas the "own logo" referred to is CSIRO's "own logo", as in the one that represents them.

Apple Watch: We ROUNDUP the ROUNDUPS. Yes, Roundup-squared

VinceH

Please fix your spelling of cider.

LG monitor software quietly kills UAC, dev says

VinceH

Re: >it probably writes data back into its

I know - I was just expressing my general annoyance at such software in general.

I have one item which until last year had instructions to turn off UAC because of the problem - but there's now a new version, which is designed to play nice compatible with UAC.

How does it play nice with UAC? The installer now defaults to installing it in C:\Progname\ instead of a subdirectory of C:\Program Files\

VinceH

Re: Do they mean...

"And why would either need to disable UAC?"

Because whatever the software's purpose, it probably writes data back into its folder in Program Files, or something stupid like that*.

Making the installer disable UAC is obviously SO much easier than writing the software properly in the first place (or fixing it if necessary).

* Not that anything I wrote on Windows millions of years ago does anything like that, oh no, definitely not. Ahem.

Do androids dream of herding electric sheep?

VinceH
Terminator

Re: Emergency Planning

""It doesn't bark, and it doesn't bite, it doesn't need feeding ..."

...and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead er, your sheep are rounded up.

Amazon listens to MORE of your private stuff

VinceH

Was it ever really on your wish list? It certainly wasn't on mine* precisely because scope had the potential for widening (not to mention the potential this thing has for abuse).

* Except possibly as a Christmas present for annoying people - but the more annoying they are, the less I'd want to spend on them.

Popular crypto app uses single-byte XOR and nowt else, hacker says

VinceH

Re: Qnza vg!

"V rapelcg rirelguvat hfvat qbhoyr ebg13 (sha snpg, gur jbeqf 'vex' naq 'irk' ner gur ebg13 pbzcyrzragf bs rnpu bgure"

I've always liked that "terra" and "green" rot13 to one another. Not exactly complements, but still a nice result.

HP Stream x360: Flippable and stylish Chromebook killer

VinceH

Re: Caption 1: no stickers

I seem to be seeing a different article than you - because I see "Caption 2: No stickers" and "Photos 1 and 3: sticker."

Your point, however, is perfectly valid.

Apple Watch: When I think about you, I digital touch myself

VinceH
Trollface

The digital crown is functionally a scroll wheel. Revolutionary.

And 'force touch' is the one finger salute equivalent of the middle mouse button on RISC OS (since the 1980s), or right click in Windows (since 1995) - it's calling up a context sensitive menu. Inspired.

I suppose it possibly is relatively new to Apple, though, after all those years of only having a single mouse button.

VinceH

Re: More rank profiteering from Apple

"Why should there be such a massive difference in price for the maintenance/repair of the gold watch as opposed to the aluminium version?"

Because Apple perceive a massive difference in the disposable income of those who might buy the different versions.

Microsoft drops Do Not Track default from Internet Explorer

VinceH

"Yahoo! dropped support for the tech from all of its websites last year, saying the standards were too murky to be useful thinking 'Ha! Thanks, Microsoft - you've given us plausible deniability!'"

Fixed that!

Sony tells hacked gamer to pay for crooks' abuse of PlayStation account

VinceH

"I had thought about buying a Playstation 4. Now I'm glad I didn't."

Quite.

I've generally been saying that I don't like the idea of the PS4 (the need to connect it, etc) and would therefore be more likely to stick with the PS3 and the wealth of games I already have. However, that didn't mean I definitely wouldn't get a PS4 at some point.

With this, though, Sony have made that decision for me: No way will I ever buy a PS4 now.