Re: Directly from Microsoft
"some .... but how many?"
Don't panic!
It will have only affected "a small number" of their users.
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Google. You can even download your complete history of every search you’ve ever made."
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All it takes is a little care when you use the intertubes.
"People with Asperger's (or even just Introverts) are not wrong or broken because we don't like socialising, etc.. We're just different. I don't want someone to try and "fix" me by making me more socialble. I'm happy as I am."
It's those last five words that I find is the problem. It's the same for me - I'm happy as I am - but when I'm sat quietly in a corner minding my own business, other people think that means I'm not happy, and feel they need to do something about it. Which has the opposite effect.
"And why the fuck are their UIs and content discovery mechanisms so varied and utter shit, even within the same service across different devices?"
FTFY
I'm looking at you, Amazon Prime, in particular. Why is there no option to view all the films in a particular genre in alphabetical order?
Oh, wait - I think I know. I frequently notice the same title popping up more than once at different points in the list. If they were listed alphabetically, the two instances would be side by side - and more people might notice and wonder if your claims of having x movies is exaggerated by duplicated listings.
"That is "I do not know who the F*** you are, but you are not even worthy of a proper verbal evisceration"."
Indeed - but as to the reason; neither the El Reg article nor the linked article is clear as to what actually prompted it. Indeed, the PageSix article itself even says it's unclear what Butterfield said to spark De Niro's response. The only thing quoted sounds like Butterfield expressing that he enjoyed a particular part of a particularly good film.
I find myself baffled.
As it turns out... this corporation.
It did change back after I commented yesterday, but I think I've now got my preference - check for updates, but let me decide whether to install them - to stick.
The problem was everybody's favourite update: KB3038853, the Win10 nagware 'GWX' update.
I originally let that one install before knowing the data slurping plans, forced updates, etc., with Windows 10 - on the basis that I might at some point have opted to upgrade. (Which is obviously no longer the case).
It appears that GWX was periodically resetting my Windows Update settings - which is behaviour I don't think I've seen mentioned anywhere before (or at least if it's been mentioned somewhere I read, I must have missed it).
I killed it and buried its corpse from my system yesterday, and that seems to have done the trick.
Tut fucking tut, Microsoft.
Yeah, that's what I'll do - but I want to try one last thing first:
I've just checked, and it's still on auto check/manual update from when I made the above comment yesterday: The computer's been on since then. I'm about to shut down to head out - so I'll check it again when I get to the office and switch on. (i.e. I wonder if it's happening on boot up).
I just need to know, damn it!
"Default for Updates is "install automatically"
And then there's this oddity.
Prompted by this discussion, I've just looked again - and Windows Update is once again saying "You're set to automatically install updates"*.
It's going to be hard to avoid installing updates if that keeps changing. :(
* Changes it back to automatic checking/manual installation.
Also: Subscribing specifically to a series? Not going to work for me unless it's appropriately cheap. Consider that subscribing to the series means "watch it once... then you're done" (or possibly more than once within the subscription period) versus (say) buying something on DVD and watching it whenever I want, and how often I want.
In what way are the subsequent cash-ins er, I mean series reboots? They're no more a reboot of the original series than, say, Aliens is a reboot of Alien.
Questions of the quality of the subsequent series (especially Voyager) are fair enough, but they weren't reboots. They exist in the same Universe with what happened in the preceding series (Enterprise excepted, being a prequel) forming part of that Universe's history*.
* Unless rewriting or ignoring history worked for the plot.
I frequently tell clients to consider this when buying from Amazon. If it isn't clear that the Amazon seller is VAT registered, look elsewhere and way up the difference in price versus the amount of VAT they might not be able to reclaim. So far, nobody has heeded my advice. Presumably because "effort".
"and my current policy is now to disable updates entirely on machines I have, so I can take control back"
You - and anyone else that does this - might want to double check that on occasion.
I now do similar; I let it check for updates automatically, and sometimes take articles like this one as a prompt to wander off to Windows Update to see if there is anything there to either ignore (and hide) or install.
The first thing I saw on the main Windows Update screen was:
"You're set to automatically install updates"
Which is completely different the "You're set to automatically check for updates" that should be there.
And looking at my update history, I see an update on 20th October (KB3105216 - relating to Flash, which I don't even have installed). The last time I installed updates was the 16th October.
Obviously, I've now changed it back to automatic checking, so that I can manually install or not.
"How about a Wiley Fox, the Storm is just about to be launched?"
That's what I thought, too - but I've just spotted an email from them with the subject "Wileyfox Storm Sold Out" *
Where the hell was the email to say it was now available - which was the reason I signed up to their list in the first place!
However, reading it, it says the first batch sold out from Amazon, Clove and Ebuyer, but that Argos and Expansys still have some. I've now ordered one - Argos had no stock, and Expansys had 22; that was ten or so minutes ago.
* Or this could be a clever marketing ploy and I've been duped - but I wanted one anyway.
"I don't know, what do you call a 6'6" kangaroo with sunglasses and a machine gun?"
The Terminator. Sent back from an alternative timeline where Marsupials became the dominant species on Earth, then created a self aware computer system and put it in charge of the weapons.
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look... er, like Kangaroos."
"Maybe a toaster that emails you when it pops up?"
Nah... it would also email you to suggest you have some toast. Imagine Talkie the Toaster, but with the ability to spam you with toast suggestions.
This possibility more than any other is why this Internet of Things nonsense needs to be stopped before it goes too far!
"Actually, though, there's a bit of shrewdness there as well. When someone retires a laptop in favour of a new one, it is usually available to a knowledgeable relative or friend who can revitalise it with Linux. Taking out that option must help at least a little bit."
Indeed - and the higher price for Apple gear is also a shrewd move: It's not because they value Apple gear higher (although I realise Kelly probably said that with tongue firmly in cheek), it's because they're offering a little more to try and get Apple-types to jump ship.
"And of course, most traded-in laptops will have their hard drives intact - free data for slurping, no dodgy telemetry updates required."
I was going to say that! :)
Dear Scott Cunningham
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My method will allow you host the advertisement files on your own servers, rather than the page on which they are being displayed, and you will be able to monitor on what pages the adverts appear, and how many times, as well as which ones generate clicks.
Your adverts will be unobtrusive (provided you don't go overboard and bombard users with too many), and should be safe.
This is a very valuable technical solution, and I feel is worth at leat £10 £100 £100 £1,000 £10,000 £100,000 £500,000 (plus VAT), so if you get in touch, we can arrange payment and I'll send you the details as soon as that's out of the way.
Just looked at westbriton.co.uk - but note that I don't run an AdBlocker, because NoScript effectively achieves the same thing. And with NoScript, the site works, and I see no ads.
I doubt it's the worst example, though - I note it's a Local World website. I suspect the websites of all the papers they run are just as bad.
And this time it didn't come back.
However, this may be related to comments earlier in the discussion, with Microsoft apparently saying "Oops, our bad, we did this completely by accident, honest, definitely not on purpose, you can trust us, and we'll fix it for the vocal bastards affected people who have noticed, stopped it and complained."
I decided to deal with updates this morning (before reading El Reg, so I hadn't seen this article and discussion yet) and spotted the pre-ticked "optional" downgrade to Windows 10.
Having unticked and hid it, I decided to make a cuppa before looking through the updates to see what to install... so I closed the window. When I came back, it was ticked again. So I hid it again.
At this point, I'd - like you - hidden it twice. Since it came back the first time, I decided to check... I closed the window then went back into updates again. This time it was still hidden.
However, I decided to experiment further - and rebooted the computer. Going back into updates again, it was back, and ticked. I unticked and hid it again, and this time it stayed hidden when I came out of updates and went back in.
It's currently installing the updates I selected. Once it's finished, I'll do another reboot and see if it comes back again. (In fact, it's just finished and I can see it wants to reboot), so I'll do that now.
Well, if that was your first venture into FTFY territory, it wasn't bad - but still not quite there. Try:
"In the recent Windows update, this option was checked as default; this DID NOT GO UNNOTICED and we are removing the check - but by now we've probably already upgraded a shit load of end users who don't understand these things, SO FUCK YOU, GEEKS!"
Unfortunately, though, because it was found and dealt with before anyone lost anything significant - privacy of account contents notwithstanding - it will be looked upon as exactly the opposite.
The logic being that flaw like that existing in the first place is a major fuck up, but they fixed it before anything happened that made it Big Newstm, so Joe Public (other than technical and security types) didn't get to hear about it. and that's a huge success. Fat bonuses all round.
"I prefer to do the job with well established, boring tools that work and that I know will not cause any disaster. If someone invents a new tool or process that does the job better I evaluate it, and if I am satisfied I will use it. Otherwise he can put it where the sun doesn't shine."
Yes, the magic phrase that the author of this article seems to have forgotten is "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
The money angle is from the other side - creating Flash files; Adobe sell products to do that. There are other products that can do it as well, but the commercial offerings probably involve a licence fee being paid to them.
Kill the player, and that sales line is also gone.
"If you want a numeric keypad, go and buy a separate one, then you can decide where to put it, instead of inflecting its misery on the rest of us."
Funny. I'd have thought left handed people would have used the mouse with their left hand, so the location of the numeric keypad wouldn't affect them. I've no reason to assume this - even though I know a few lefties, I've never taken any notice of the layout of their desks. It just seems logical because dominant hand.
D'oh. I read your post as being about left handed people - but your comment is about right handed people.
Urm. Like me. Can't say I've ever had a problem with the numeric keypad being on the right and making the trip for my right hand to the mouse a problem, TBH, but YMMV.