* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

Pause Patch Tuesday downloads, buggy code can kill Outlook

VinceH

Re: Directly from Microsoft

"some .... but how many?"

Don't panic!

It will have only affected "a small number" of their users.

TalkTalk: Data was 'secure', erm, we beat rivals on price. Um, scratch that...

VinceH

Re: Errors, we've had a few, but then again, too few to mention...

"The errors in the advert were caused by a DDOS attack, Talk Talk are the victims here...."

No, that's definitely a sequential attack: Someone put one wrong number in after another.

What the Investigatory Powers Bill will mean for your internet use

VinceH

"So, who really knows what I access?

Google. You can even download your complete history of every search you’ve ever made."

ORLY?

"Archive for [me]

Nov 10, 2015 5:25:17 AM PST

Google Takeout

1 Google product

0.0 bytes total

Learn more about Google archives.

Searches

Searches

No data found

Searches

No data found"

All it takes is a little care when you use the intertubes.

VinceH
Coat

None - for Yahoo! it's clearly got to be !y!

Facebook! You've got 48 hours to stop tracking people

VinceH

I suspect that bit should refer to visiting pages on third party sites that include Facebook buttons [for registered Facebook users] to do those things - but the presence of which also plonks cookies on non-users' computers.

Working with Asperger's in tech: We're in this together

VinceH
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Re: Different NOT broken

"People with Asperger's (or even just Introverts) are not wrong or broken because we don't like socialising, etc.. We're just different. I don't want someone to try and "fix" me by making me more socialble. I'm happy as I am."

It's those last five words that I find is the problem. It's the same for me - I'm happy as I am - but when I'm sat quietly in a corner minding my own business, other people think that means I'm not happy, and feel they need to do something about it. Which has the opposite effect.

Cloud will kill tech sales jobs

VinceH

Optional

"Every time you or your family buy stuff from Amazon, VAR sales and support people, you are feeding the beast that wants to kill your job a cute little kitten dies."

Did I fix it?

Let's get to the bottom of in-app purchases that go titsup

VinceH

Re: Content and delivery

"And why the fuck are their UIs and content discovery mechanisms so varied and utter shit, even within the same service across different devices?"

FTFY

I'm looking at you, Amazon Prime, in particular. Why is there no option to view all the films in a particular genre in alphabetical order?

Oh, wait - I think I know. I frequently notice the same title popping up more than once at different points in the list. If they were listed alphabetically, the two instances would be side by side - and more people might notice and wonder if your claims of having x movies is exaggerated by duplicated listings.

Goodfella's attack smacks Slack chap for whack crack? It's a fact, Jack

VinceH

Re: That is not verbal evisceration

"That is "I do not know who the F*** you are, but you are not even worthy of a proper verbal evisceration"."

Indeed - but as to the reason; neither the El Reg article nor the linked article is clear as to what actually prompted it. Indeed, the PageSix article itself even says it's unclear what Butterfield said to spark De Niro's response. The only thing quoted sounds like Butterfield expressing that he enjoyed a particular part of a particularly good film.

I find myself baffled.

Exam board in 'send all' fail: Hands up who knows what the BCC button is for?

VinceH
Thumb Up

Re: “We take the protection of ...blah blah

Thumbs up for the Young Ones reference.

Fake IT admin tricked Cox rep into handing over customer database – cableco fined $600k

VinceH

Bunch of coxwombles.

I've lost the remote! Fury as Samsung yoinks TV control from its iOS app

VinceH

Re: The beginning of the end...hopefully.

And for many of us, those days are still here.

Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

VinceH

"Nice bit of cyber bullying."

It may have been intended as a joke, and it may well be fair to call it cyber bullying - but what's the real outcome? A nice bit of additional publicity for his comeback.

Met makes fourth TalkTalk arrest, this time a London teen

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Well, you know Greater London? Norwich (and the rest of the UK) is in Even Greater London.

Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista

VinceH

Re: Nonsense

As it turns out... this corporation.

It did change back after I commented yesterday, but I think I've now got my preference - check for updates, but let me decide whether to install them - to stick.

The problem was everybody's favourite update: KB3038853, the Win10 nagware 'GWX' update.

I originally let that one install before knowing the data slurping plans, forced updates, etc., with Windows 10 - on the basis that I might at some point have opted to upgrade. (Which is obviously no longer the case).

It appears that GWX was periodically resetting my Windows Update settings - which is behaviour I don't think I've seen mentioned anywhere before (or at least if it's been mentioned somewhere I read, I must have missed it).

I killed it and buried its corpse from my system yesterday, and that seems to have done the trick.

Tut fucking tut, Microsoft.

VinceH

Re: Nonsense

Except... no it isn't. I set it back to manual, and have since rebooted twice - and it's so far remained how I set it.

I can only conclude that this computer is trying to mess with my head. Wibble

VinceH

Re: Nonsense

And the answer is: Yes, it's being set to auto when the machine boots.

VinceH

Re: Nonsense

Yeah, that's what I'll do - but I want to try one last thing first:

I've just checked, and it's still on auto check/manual update from when I made the above comment yesterday: The computer's been on since then. I'm about to shut down to head out - so I'll check it again when I get to the office and switch on. (i.e. I wonder if it's happening on boot up).

I just need to know, damn it!

VinceH
Unhappy

Re: Nonsense

* Changes it back to automatic checking/manual installation.

And checking again now, it's back to "You're set to automatically install updates."

I've changed it back - again - but clearly I'm pissing into the wind with this.

VinceH

Re: Nonsense

"Default for Updates is "install automatically"

And then there's this oddity.

Prompted by this discussion, I've just looked again - and Windows Update is once again saying "You're set to automatically install updates"*.

It's going to be hard to avoid installing updates if that keeps changing. :(

* Changes it back to automatic checking/manual installation.

Star Trek to go boldly back onto telly, then beam down in streams

VinceH

Also: Subscribing specifically to a series? Not going to work for me unless it's appropriately cheap. Consider that subscribing to the series means "watch it once... then you're done" (or possibly more than once within the subscription period) versus (say) buying something on DVD and watching it whenever I want, and how often I want.

VinceH

Optional

In what way are the subsequent cash-ins er, I mean series reboots? They're no more a reboot of the original series than, say, Aliens is a reboot of Alien.

Questions of the quality of the subsequent series (especially Voyager) are fair enough, but they weren't reboots. They exist in the same Universe with what happened in the preceding series (Enterprise excepted, being a prequel) forming part of that Universe's history*.

* Unless rewriting or ignoring history worked for the plot.

HMRC 'reluctant' to crack down on VAT fraudsters – tax ace

VinceH

Re: Corporate tax, or VAT?

"way up" ? Weigh up, you pillock! I'd downvote you if El Reg would let me!

VinceH

Re: Corporate tax, or VAT?

I frequently tell clients to consider this when buying from Amazon. If it isn't clear that the Amazon seller is VAT registered, look elsewhere and way up the difference in price versus the amount of VAT they might not be able to reclaim. So far, nobody has heeded my advice. Presumably because "effort".

How Microsoft will cram Windows 10 even harder down your PC's throat early next year

VinceH

Re: Undoing all the hard work in trustworthy computing...

"and my current policy is now to disable updates entirely on machines I have, so I can take control back"

You - and anyone else that does this - might want to double check that on occasion.

I now do similar; I let it check for updates automatically, and sometimes take articles like this one as a prompt to wander off to Windows Update to see if there is anything there to either ignore (and hide) or install.

The first thing I saw on the main Windows Update screen was:

"You're set to automatically install updates"

Which is completely different the "You're set to automatically check for updates" that should be there.

And looking at my update history, I see an update on 20th October (KB3105216 - relating to Flash, which I don't even have installed). The last time I installed updates was the 16th October.

Obviously, I've now changed it back to automatic checking, so that I can manually install or not.

Smartphone boutique OnePlus reveals another model you can’t get

VinceH

Re: Stock android

"How about a Wiley Fox, the Storm is just about to be launched?"

That's what I thought, too - but I've just spotted an email from them with the subject "Wileyfox Storm Sold Out" *

Where the hell was the email to say it was now available - which was the reason I signed up to their list in the first place!

However, reading it, it says the first batch sold out from Amazon, Clove and Ebuyer, but that Argos and Expansys still have some. I've now ordered one - Argos had no stock, and Expansys had 22; that was ten or so minutes ago.

* Or this could be a clever marketing ploy and I've been duped - but I wanted one anyway.

Yamaha unleashes motorcycling robot

VinceH

"Ah, no - those are just the crop duster attachments..."

No, they're where they'll attach the frikin' las... no, silly me, there are no sharks involved; it's where they'll attach the missiles.

How to get the fun stuff back in your data centre

VinceH

Re: You had me at fabulaous

I didn't even notice the spelling. I was too busy thinking "No, it isn't" in response to the sentence itself.

'Govt will not pass laws to ban encryption' – Baroness Shields

VinceH

No - they'd leave us with ROT13, and we'd use double-ROT13 to confuse the buggers.

TalkTalk incident management: A timeline

VinceH

Re: Never

Yeah, same boat. I think I may have to start making my list a real thing, rather than keeping it my head. I'm getting too old for all this remembering shit.

Mostly Harmless: Google Project Zero man's verdict on Windows 10

VinceH
Terminator

Re: re. "ultimate bug bear"

"I don't know, what do you call a 6'6" kangaroo with sunglasses and a machine gun?"

The Terminator. Sent back from an alternative timeline where Marsupials became the dominant species on Earth, then created a self aware computer system and put it in charge of the weapons.

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look... er, like Kangaroos."

Lancashire Police warn of malware email impersonation scam

VinceH

I received one - but it was forwarded to me by a client, so came from a whitelisted address. They thought it was suspicious, so sent it to me to confirm (but didn't mention that when they forwarded it - only after I rang them to ask why they'd sent it).

Good job I'm careful!

Facebook appoints self world police, promises state attack warnings

VinceH
Black Helicopters

"If you are reading this dialog, a government really is out to get you"

Or Facebook have noticed that they don't have your phone number on file.

Who? Me? Cynical? Never!

Standards body wants standards for IoT. Vendors don't care

VinceH
Stop

Re: Fridge on the Net

"Maybe a toaster that emails you when it pops up?"

Nah... it would also email you to suggest you have some toast. Imagine Talkie the Toaster, but with the ability to spam you with toast suggestions.

This possibility more than any other is why this Internet of Things nonsense needs to be stopped before it goes too far!

Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device

VinceH
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Re: Wow

"Actually, though, there's a bit of shrewdness there as well. When someone retires a laptop in favour of a new one, it is usually available to a knowledgeable relative or friend who can revitalise it with Linux. Taking out that option must help at least a little bit."

Indeed - and the higher price for Apple gear is also a shrewd move: It's not because they value Apple gear higher (although I realise Kelly probably said that with tongue firmly in cheek), it's because they're offering a little more to try and get Apple-types to jump ship.

"And of course, most traded-in laptops will have their hard drives intact - free data for slurping, no dodgy telemetry updates required."

I was going to say that! :)

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

VinceH

Microsoft releases its first preview build of Windows 11, with yet another new user interface.

Amazon Echo: We put Jeff Bezos' always-on microphone-speaker in a Reg family home

VinceH

Re: Four out of five stars.

Given the praise throughout the review, I got to the end thinking because the Apple keyboard got four out of five for such a crap review, this would be getting forty out of five.

Ad networks promise to do something about the awful adverts you're all blocking, like, real soon

VinceH

Dear Scott Cunningham

I can solve both the format and delivery problems for you.

My method will allow you host the advertisement files on your own servers, rather than the page on which they are being displayed, and you will be able to monitor on what pages the adverts appear, and how many times, as well as which ones generate clicks.

Your adverts will be unobtrusive (provided you don't go overboard and bombard users with too many), and should be safe.

This is a very valuable technical solution, and I feel is worth at leat £10 £100 £100 £1,000 £10,000 £100,000 £500,000 (plus VAT), so if you get in touch, we can arrange payment and I'll send you the details as soon as that's out of the way.

VinceH

Re: I've just found what I think must be a contender for worst ad-ridden site in the .uk

Just looked at westbriton.co.uk - but note that I don't run an AdBlocker, because NoScript effectively achieves the same thing. And with NoScript, the site works, and I see no ads.

I doubt it's the worst example, though - I note it's a Local World website. I suspect the websites of all the papers they run are just as bad.

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

VinceH
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Re: Probably laziness on my part ..

">"My install does miss SD cards sometimes when they're shoved into the PC itself, but usually removing and re-inserting helps. Quite Freudian, actually."

Eh? Is your mother "Miss SD Cards"?"

No, more likely Miss SD Cardslot.

VinceH

And this time it didn't come back.

However, this may be related to comments earlier in the discussion, with Microsoft apparently saying "Oops, our bad, we did this completely by accident, honest, definitely not on purpose, you can trust us, and we'll fix it for the vocal bastards affected people who have noticed, stopped it and complained."

VinceH

I decided to deal with updates this morning (before reading El Reg, so I hadn't seen this article and discussion yet) and spotted the pre-ticked "optional" downgrade to Windows 10.

Having unticked and hid it, I decided to make a cuppa before looking through the updates to see what to install... so I closed the window. When I came back, it was ticked again. So I hid it again.

At this point, I'd - like you - hidden it twice. Since it came back the first time, I decided to check... I closed the window then went back into updates again. This time it was still hidden.

However, I decided to experiment further - and rebooted the computer. Going back into updates again, it was back, and ticked. I unticked and hid it again, and this time it stayed hidden when I came out of updates and went back in.

It's currently installing the updates I selected. Once it's finished, I'll do another reboot and see if it comes back again. (In fact, it's just finished and I can see it wants to reboot), so I'll do that now.

VinceH
Black Helicopters

Re: Stupid move

Well, if that was your first venture into FTFY territory, it wasn't bad - but still not quite there. Try:

"In the recent Windows update, this option was checked as default; this DID NOT GO UNNOTICED and we are removing the check - but by now we've probably already upgraded a shit load of end users who don't understand these things, SO FUCK YOU, GEEKS!"

UK's Lloyds Banking Group scrambles to patch account-snooping security hole

VinceH

Unfortunately, though, because it was found and dealt with before anyone lost anything significant - privacy of account contents notwithstanding - it will be looked upon as exactly the opposite.

The logic being that flaw like that existing in the first place is a major fuck up, but they fixed it before anything happened that made it Big Newstm, so Joe Public (other than technical and security types) didn't get to hear about it. and that's a huge success. Fat bonuses all round.

Junk your IT. Now. Before it drags you under

VinceH

"I prefer to do the job with well established, boring tools that work and that I know will not cause any disaster. If someone invents a new tool or process that does the job better I evaluate it, and if I am satisfied I will use it. Otherwise he can put it where the sun doesn't shine."

Yes, the magic phrase that the author of this article seems to have forgotten is "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Kill Flash: Adobe says patch to fix under-attack hole still days away

VinceH

Re: If companies had to pay for their mal-ware, Adobe would be in debtor's prison

The money angle is from the other side - creating Flash files; Adobe sell products to do that. There are other products that can do it as well, but the commercial offerings probably involve a licence fee being paid to them.

Kill the player, and that sales line is also gone.

Ring Chime: Needy wireless doorbell or $30 bling t'ing?

VinceH
Happy

Re: Main problem round here

"It's so simple and useful I don't understand why everyone isn't using it."

What I don't understand is how three (so far) people took that seriously and downvoted you.

El Reg keeps pushing Apple's buttons – its new Magic Keyboard

VinceH
Facepalm

Re: "No numeric keypad, deduct one"??

"If you want a numeric keypad, go and buy a separate one, then you can decide where to put it, instead of inflecting its misery on the rest of us."

Funny. I'd have thought left handed people would have used the mouse with their left hand, so the location of the numeric keypad wouldn't affect them. I've no reason to assume this - even though I know a few lefties, I've never taken any notice of the layout of their desks. It just seems logical because dominant hand.

D'oh. I read your post as being about left handed people - but your comment is about right handed people.

Urm. Like me. Can't say I've ever had a problem with the numeric keypad being on the right and making the trip for my right hand to the mouse a problem, TBH, but YMMV.

Twitter reduces BBC hacks to tears with redundancy notice

VinceH

"You can relive Radio 4’s slip into zoo broadcasting here, at 24m 35s in."

I'd like to, but no, no I can't.

Because "You need to install Flash Player to play this content."

Come on, BBC, get it sorted.

Drunk driver live-streams her slow journey home

VinceH
Coat

Re: I'll give you my steering wheel...

"when your pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Don't worry - the National Rifle Car Association will stand by you. They'll be sure to insist that problems like this aren't solved by taking cars off the road: More cars are needed! More, damn it! MORE!