Since that quote refers to social security numbers and such like, the only possible response is a slight misquote:
You are not a free man, you are a number!
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"I think I've only managed five minutes of Sharknado, you've sat through three? That's dedication.
The thing with Sharknado, as you rightly spotted, is that it's rubbish. And it's not a case of it being so bad it's good - it just is rubbish. I sat through that one because once I've started watching something, I like to finish. I'm stubborn.
But when a film is as bad as that one was, if they go on to make a sequel you expect them to have realised just how bad the first one was, and to play to it. Which is kind of what they did. They're still crap - but if you sit down to watch them knowing how crap they're likely to be, and that the makers know they're crap, and you have alcohol ready to help you through, they're entertaining enough in their own way.
"Personally, I do not fear spiders. When I find one in the house, I catch it in a jar and I throw it in the backyard."
Ditto. Well, ditto-ish: I'm in the UK, so I have a little less to worry about - I usually persuade them to crawl onto my hand and put them outside.
That said, I did get bit by one once, a million years ago. Unusual looking thing (I thought at the time) that I found in the bath. Picked it up, and it dug its fangs straight in. I felt it, obviously, but it didn't really hurt as such - but it was unexpected, so I dropped it. I then used a piece of cardboard to put it outside.
Whereupon someone else decided to squash it.
"Sharks can't get in living room."
There are three documentaries you need to watch: Sharknado, Sharknado 2: The Second One, and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! The main thing you will learn from them is that sharks can get anywhere.
However, on reflection, I don't think any of the sharks featured in those documentaries had frikkin' lasers, so I'm now wondering if they were just made up.
"Do you guys really think remving JavaScript improves your protection somehow?"
User McUser has already explained that, yes, disabling Javascript does indeed improve protection, and provided a link.
Here's another - a new one: Hackers spray Reader's Digest stinky feet with exploit kit. And the Malwarebytes post on the same subject, containing more detail: Reader’s Digest and other WordPress Sites Compromised, Push Angler EK.
The coffee's over there... ready for the smellin'
"Boy, now that I think about it what exactly is the downside to disabling Javascript?"
One of the downsides is that you get called a bloody paranoid Luddite by an anonymous coward. I've learnt my lesson as a result of that comment. From now on, no more NoScript for me, I'll be browsing with every script running, malware or no malware. In fact, I might even install Flash as well.
Or maybe not.
"Seriously? $160-worth of three plugs to turn on a light three seconds after I would have passed the switch that's on the wall next to me as I enter the room."
The switching off sounds even worse. From the article:
"You walk out, and it switches off according to pre-set time that you set (5, 10 or 15 minutes)."
If those are the only options, with five minutes being the shortest amount of time, that strikes me as wasting electricity.
Problem not solved? Problem not even found!
"You'll be lucky, so long as the customer has a flashy gizmo that works, they wont care."
^This.
I cite my brother as an example, with his central heating system. When he boasted about and and I (was the only one who...) expressed doubts and questioned how secure it was, his reaction was more or less "I don't care - who'd want to hack my central heating?"
"If the power LED (turning from green to red to indicate 'off', instead of just plain turning off) draws 300mA, that cam would make a nice table lamp."
Careful reading is required. Huns n Hoses didn't suggest that sort of draw was for the LED, but the difference in draw between powered up and supposedly powered down was possibly in the right ball park for the LED.
"She also accused Google supremo Eric Schmidt of "extraordinary arrogance" for seemingly refusing to create a useful secure encryption system that can be unlocked on demand by governments, despite the mathematical infeasibility of such a technology."
Dear Clare,
Please find enclosed a very, very big stick. Unfortunately, however, while I can point you in the direction of the Moon, I can't actually provide you with the Moon already attached to the stick. And nor can anybody else.
Especially if you want the Moon to continue being, well, the Moon.
One alternative possibility would be to transport the stick to the Moon, and implant the stick in its surface - but firstly, that would be the other way around (a stick on the Moon) and, secondly, you would then have neither the stick nor the Moon.
Unless you went there with the stick - but if you did, and wanted to retain possession, I'm afraid it would be a one way trip. Considering that possibility, however, I have CC'd this letter to NASA, ESA and Space X. Perhaps between us, we can make this possibility a reality.
All the best,
Eric.
" In fact, the Dell certificate was created months after the Superfish blowup – was no one at the Texas goliath paying attention?"
Yes. Yes, they were.
"Hey, Bob - look what Lenovo has done. Good idea?"
"Well, no, Tim - it's clearly backfired now that people have spotted it. But it's given me an idea..."
First part of a multi-part tweet? *Looks...
Yup:
@rotorcowboy It's a Dell trusted certificate that is mentioned in the OS. It doesn't cause any threat to the system, so we don't recommend-1
@rotorcowboy (2) you to edit the registry. Let me know if there is anything else I can help you with. ^NB
Psst, Charles, just between you and me, I suspect TRT had his tongue firmly in cheek when he said that.
Anyway, back to the topic. My theory is that Garner has spotted all the comments made by people prior to Windows 10's release, suggesting leaving it at least six months before upgrading, to allow other muppets to suffer any teething troubles. And/or they're taking into account the July 2016 deadline - with the update to Windows 10 being free for twelve months.
What Gartner haven't picked up on yet is all the people who suggested leaving it at least six months but who are now saying Microsoft can shove Windows 10 somewhere unpleasant. That's certainly what I'm saying, having had to go to extra efforts to not upgrade my system.
"It was more a comment on the prices at the cinema in general."
I agree entirely - but if you (can*) avoid big names like Vue, the cinema can still be a reasonably priced experience. I tend to go to my local fleapit - a very small chain (Scott Cinemas) who charge something like £5.25 or so for a ticket. (And I didn't realise until a couple of months ago when I happened to go on the right day, one day of the week it's even cheaper; something like £3.50).
Their snacks and drinks etc are still pricier than in the shops, but I make a point of buying a drink simply to put a little more into the till because the ticket prices are so reasonable. (Even though it usually means I'll have to miss a couple of minutes of the film because I'll, ahem, become full and need to make a little more room!)
* Which might not be possible, depending where you are, etc. Such places are gradually disappearing (there used to be a selection of three or four small places locally I could go). :(
"Ad networks report to potential advertisers on the presence of antivirus on the target machines - what's the legitimate purpose for that behaviour?"
The "we're all innocent, advertising is wonderful, love us, LOVE US" answer is to identify a need for (and to try to sell the user of the target machine) anti-virus software.
"How can they claim to be innocent of doing harm when they're performing vulnerability scans on behalf of the malware peddlers?"
Quite.
"I too am annoyed by failure-to-paste but I'm at a loss on what to do with the linked code. Do I edit the web page, run it as a script (how?)."
According to the instructions, you need to bookmark the "allow pwpaste" link (which here - Firefox - stores the Javascript itself as the bookmark) and click on that bookmark whenever you're on a page that prevents pasting into the password field.
Looking at the Javascript itself, what it does is identify all the input form elements on the current page and looks for any that are of type 'password'. If it finds any (on a log-in screen there would normally be one) then if there's an 'onpaste' attribute, it's removed - thereby enabling pasting into the password field.
Quite a neat solution (speaking as someone who doesn't really use Javascript so is far from an expert and doesn't know if there's a better way).
Thanks for the tip. I've just installed it and set up one of my email accounts to try it, and it seems pretty good. It lacks one of the features I liked in particular about the mail client on my old S3 - but it appears to have others that I benefit from in desktop clients but didn't have on my phone, so makes up for it.
And most of all, the interface isn't what I've started to think of as a "cartoon gui".
All in, it's much better than the one that came with the phone - a big improvement.
Ditto. There are things I don't like - but on balance, it's an improvement on my four(?) years old S3, albeit a marginal one.
The main things that let it down for me are the battery life, and the awful email client, which isn't a patch on the one on the S3. I assume (but don't know/haven't tried to find out) it's just the standard client that comes with Android (or CyanogenOS) which has been (ahem) "improved" since the version on my S3. There are a few other little niggles as well, but those are the main things - if it wasn't for them, the improvement wouldn't be just "marginal".
The main apps I use regularly - for keeping track of business mileage, time spent on particular jobs, etc, continue to work as before, but now on a larger screen.
"My first introduction to Windows was when one of our guys upgraded from Windows 2 to Windows 3.0."
Mine was with either Windows 1 or 2, but I can't remember which. When the company I worked for bought their second PC, the applications we used on it were DOS ones - the same as on the other computer - apart from the back up process, which ran in Windows.
So a cat discovered a bug? Pah.
RISC OS users who inhabited a particular usenet group many, many years ago (almost certainly none from that particular group on this forum) would remember that my pet tarantula was responsible for developing most of my software.
Spidz has long since passed away, which may or may not explain why I don't get anywhere near as much programming done these days.
Playmobil vs Lego FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Make them fail to work if pointed upwards, at more than (say) 60 degrees.
Twats can still cause other harm with them, just as now, but accurately pointing them at an aircraft in flight would be a lot harder at a maximum angle like that.
Edit:
Hmm. Scrap that idea, then - just read a little further and saw the high rise blocks/Glasgow airport comment. A low angle would probably still be a problem there. Reduce the strength of the laser as the angle increases, so at anything above horizontal, it's too weak to do any harm.
"How can a point-of-sales teminal get infected without the miscreant going behind the counter and faffing about with the equipment for a very visible few minutes ?"
From the article:
"The memory-scraping malware runs on Windows platforms including Windows 7 and the hard-to-kill XP, running remote administration services."
It doesn't make anything clear beyond that (I don't have time to read the linked piece; I'm about to go out - and running late), but that's the starting point; probably no direct physical contact needed.