* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

Ur dumped lol: Folk may be able to leave mobile contracts via text

VinceH

Re: Why not?

Agreed.

The ease of leaving problem isn't just limited to mobile phone contracts, though. There are all manner of things where it's piss easy to sign up via a website, but to cancel requires a call and a sales pitch aimed at persuading you to continue paying. If you can sign up online, you should be able to cancel online.

Man sues date for cinema texting fiasco, demands $17.31

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Re: That's an "I know why you're single" moment

"That's on a red button that lights up in my head when I notice an unpleasant Critical Trait in someone."

Yeah... I get that same red light.

It's probably the reason I'm single.

VinceH
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Re: Austin

Agreed - what a pity it's in a country I never want to go to!

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

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Re: MP3

"Erm.. I bet 95% of people still use it and that will not change very quickly at all"

^ This.

I've encountered a few people that seem to think this is the end of the MP3 - but patent expiry doesn't in any way, shape, or form mean the format is suddenly going to stop being used, or that it's going to somehow die off overnight.

Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers

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Re: Lenny

Reminds me of about a hundred years ago, when I had a Nokia feature phone with the ability to play back a recording during a phone call. I had a few 'one sided' conversations recorded, and I'd prank people I knew by ringing them and starting one of the recordings. My favourite was a recording from a taxi firm trying to confirm a booking.

VinceH

Re: Put them on hold

I don't know what it is about your post that put this idea in my head, but...

"Could you hold on a few minutes - I just need to finish up with my girlfriend.." and go to a porn site and start something (un)suitable playing (with the speakers on). Wander off and make a snack.

You'll get a kick out of this: Qualcomm patents the 'Internet of Shoes'

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Disappointment

Imagine my disappointment... image and explanation on twitter.

Proposed PATCH Act forces US snoops to quit hoarding code exploits

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Re: La La La..

I've been reading through these comments to see if anybody else spotted that before commenting myself.

Dell BIOS update borks PCs

VinceH

Re: So to get zero stars

@Toltec

Schroedinger called. He wants his cat back.

VinceH

Re: So to get zero stars

But then they'd be getting zero stars by default, because nobody would be able to give them any, so that would be cheating.

Great Ormond Street children's hospital still offline after WannaCrypt omnishambles

VinceH

Re: So why exactly was it taken down?

Well, it works against hackers, even when two idiots using the same keyboard can't stop them, so it must be a good defence against this as well.

Bloke charged under UK terror law for refusing to cough up passwords

VinceH

Re: And soon.... The clock will strike thirteen

"Freeview 61 or thereabouts"

Much more useful to identify the station by name - not everyone has a Freeview feed.

Just looked it up - "True Entertainment" - quite an ironic channel name, considering!

US court decision will destroy the internet, roar Google, Facebook et al

VinceH
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Re: You're twisting words El Reg...

Yes, the problem is the missing "not"

Perhaps the American tendency to drop "not" in phrases such as "couldn't care less" (to make it "could care less") is spreading to other parts of the sentence. 8)

French fling fun-sized fine at Facebook for freakin' following folk

VinceH

"In short, Europe has increasingly decided that it will not continue to allow US-based tech giants to break European law. It is prepared to hit them where it hurts – in the pocket – to force them to comply with data protection laws."

And that's just one reason why I am so glad that we in the UK are a part of the EU... oh, wait. :(

Microsoft Azure almost doubles infrastructure cloud market presence

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"Microsoft's share of the cloud infrastructure market nearly doubled in the first three months of this year, according to analysts Canalys."

Almost twice as many customers unable to access their data when there's an outage, then.

It's 2017 – and your Mac, iPad, iPhone can all be pwned by an e-book

VinceH

Re: I do.

Try a bird instead: Nightingale

Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science

VinceH

Re: Cats...

When you hear a six or seven year old child calling out "Mum!" from the toilet, you

(a) know the Andrex puppy has had it away with the loo roll

(b) and think "Hang on! But I don't have an Andrex puppy. Or kids!"

VinceH

Re: This is hilarious

But if they're suffering from constipation, there's nothing going down the pipe for analysis, so they won't get a surprise voice as a result!

Sweaty fitness bands fall behind as Apple Watch outpaces sales

VinceH

Re: Quick question

I have a fitness band.

No - sorry, let me correct that:

I have banned fitness.

A bleary-eyed Microsoft wakes up after its cloud, IoT party, clears throat: 'Oh yeah, so Windows...'

VinceH

"It's a practical acknowledgement that Microsoft products must play nice with Android or iOS devices."

It would also be nice if they'd play nice with users' privacy, not to mention their choices.

Try not to scream: Ads are coming to Amazon's Alexa – and VR goggles

VinceH

'Despite a backlash against Google in March for adding a movie ad to its Google Home voice-assistant [surely you mean "invite to our partner to be our guest and share its tale"? – ed.],'

I can't see any way to fit that in without rendering the sentence nonsense.

Anyway, that aside...

"a marketing analyst said devices like the Amazon Echo and Google Home would account for 25 per cent of digital ads within the next three years."

Since I never intent to own one of these, if that meant 25% fewer adverts elsewhere, because they've moved to those devices, that's brilliant. Shame it doesn't mean that, though. Ho hum.

I think this is how it works:

"Look! Over there! Something without advertising!"

"What? We can't have that sort of thing! Grab it! Don't let it get away!"

HP Inc ships laptops with sinister key-logger

VinceH
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Just 99.5 million nuisance calls... and KeurBOOM! A £400K megafine

VinceH

Re: We dumped our landline ...

"2 years ago."

I did away with mine much longer ago than that and just rely on my mobile - but that's where I (sometimes) get nuisance calls. Since adding it to the TPS list the problem has mostly gone away.

I did get an one today, though - and searching online for the telephone number reveals it to have come from an outfit called Galaxy Numbers Ltd.

The caller was ringing me about my business line because, she said, my business has been flagged up as "newly registered"

Well, yeah quite new - I only started a mere 28 years ago. What she really meant was that it had newly appeared on her list of numbers to call, which she isn't checking against the TPS list.

Mozilla to Thunderbird: You can stay here and we may give you cash, but as a couple, it's over

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"> But all browser-based mail is awful to use

Oh? If that were true, why is Gmail STILL so popular?"

Because an awful lot of people don't know any better - until they discover they want something better, and start wondering how to do it. (First half or so of this.)

Oh, great: There's a new Same Origin Policy exploit for Edge

VinceH
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Microsoft Edge

The faster, safer browser designed for Windows 10.

RBS is to lay off 92 UK techies and outsource jobs to India – reports

VinceH

"and or internal sabotage"

Such as offshoring these jobs, so they'd be right.

Secure email service builds newsletter bomb defences after attack pummels their inbox

VinceH

Re: "like asking for email confirmation"

"Doesn't that just mean they would have got 500,000 "please confirm your e-mail address" messages rather than 500,000 "welcome" messages (which often include a "click here" to confirm)?"

Not necessarily - it depends on the frequency with which the list emails for any given list are sent out.

The 500,000 figure is given as within a week - so if that was 500,000 lists that send messages out weekly, it would have been 500,000 confirmation emails if all those lists did that. However, if these are daily lists, then the number of confirmations would be 1/7 of that if they all sent confirmations. That's a lot less.

The true number would probably lie somewhere between the two, because it'll be lists of varying frequency.

Sort of related but unrelated. I started getting 'newsletters' from target.com - of whom I have never been a customer. That''s a newsletter subscription that didn't require confirmation, right there.

They had an unsubscribe link, but I'm a stubborn old git and feel that if I don't subscribe, I should not be expected to unsubscribe. Instead I decided to repay my annoyance - I did a little digging, found a bunch of addresses for Target execs, and told my mail server to forward any emails from Target.com to these addresses.

I commented to that effect (including a suitable @mention) on Twitter, and got a reply from them saying that if I DM'd them my email address, they'd sort it. I didn't - instead I replied expressing my "repay my annoyance" sentiment.

I was getting those emails at least once a day when I did that. I haven't had a single one since - so none have even been forwarded to those exec addresses.

Guess: They searched for my name and removed me that way.

Crooks can nick Brits' identities just by picking up the phone and lying

VinceH

Re: 'Security' questions?

"My bank tends to ask questions like "You recently charged £49.75 to your account, can you remember what it was for?" - well, probably not but I'd guess a tank of petrol maybe? Not perfect but it's better than the other options."

When reading articles like this one - and posts like yours in particular - I am usually reminded of this - followed up here and here.

What this says is that the "you charged £49.75 to your account..." type of security question isn't a lot of use if they then guide you to the answer.

Android O-mg. Google won't kill screen hijack nasties on Android 6, 7 until the summer

VinceH

Re: They'll fix it, but users won't get it

"> Google really need fix the problem of users being left out in the cold.

Wrong, I'm afraid. The manufacturers need to be forced by the courts to do this: Google has no obligations whatsoever to individual consumers."

Ordinarily, I'd agree - but in this case Google are exacerbating the problem by choosing not to address it until the next major version. That's just so incredibly... well, Google, actually.

'Crazy bad' bug in Microsoft's Windows malware scanner can be used to install malware

VinceH

Re: Use Windows 10 for the best protection

Well, this time last year I would have answered that question with "from Microsoft"

Because if you were running Windows 10, Microsoft wouldn't have tried foisting Windows 10 on you without permission.

Not sure what the correct answer is now, though!

Fake ruse: USA Today calls the FBI after half of its 15m Facebook Likes turn out to be bogus

VinceH

Re: So 6 to 9 million fake accounts?

You're comparing the number of fake "likes" here with the overall number of Facebook profiles - but shouldn't the number of fake "likes" in this instance be taken as a percentage of the overall number of likes for the page in question, and that percentage then be applied to the number of profiles Facebook claims to have?

Suddenly, it's a whole lot more than 0.5%

The radio environment is noisy – so use the noise as a carrier for signals

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Coat

Re: Disney

They want to put DRM on your children?

Today's bonkers bug report: Microsoft Edge can't print numbers

VinceH

Re: BWA Hahahahahahahhahhhahhahahahha

"What do you expect from a company that went from Windows 8 to 10?"

Of course! They were using an early version of Edge while developing it!

(See also: Microsoft's claims about how successful Windows 10 deployment has been, while world+dog was avoiding it at all costs.)

Windows 10 S forces Bing, Edge on your kids. If you don't like it, get Win10 Pro – Microsoft

VinceH

Re: Windows 7

"The basics are the same and you can make it as complicated and fancy as you want, or not."

Having been using one of the eleventy million varieties on my desktop PC since late last year, the only way to avoid making its use complicated seems to be to not try to do anything with it beyond use existing software, and avoid any peripherals that might need drivers.

Last year's ICO fines would be 79 times higher under GDPR

VinceH

Re: Not quite fake news but...

Exactly what I hit the comments button to say. These are "maximum" amounts that the fines could be "up to" - and it's dependent upon whether or not our toothless tiger decides to fine companies that much.

Phew! Chrome to warn when you watch insecure smut

VinceH

Re: the article is saying its a warning

"A warning is information, you can proceed as you wish."

A warning is also - if issued too often - something users will develop a blind spot for, and then not notice it when they need to.

iPhone lawyers literally compare Apples with Pears in trademark war

VinceH

"And, if you're an Apple lawyer* then it behooves you to defend that trademark to the very best of your ability ludicrous of extremes."

FTFY

IT error at Great Western Railway charging £10k for 63-mile journey ticket

VinceH

I was thinking they could take off and nuke the site from orbit. That should put an unhealthily large number of zeros on the end of the (rounded) cost, far exceeding the £10,000.

Plus, it's the only way to be sure.

Lyrebird steals your voice to make you say things you didn't – and we hate this future

VinceH

Re: Any bank offering this will become very quickly my ex-bank !!!

"Just don't use that service."

Exactly, yes. I use HSBC, but this ridiculous offering won't affect me. It's a telephone banking thing, and I don't use telephone banking.

If they were make it compulsory for everyone to provide a voice sample, even if they don't use telephone banking, I'd be off like a shot - but dictionaries would have to define a whole new level of stupid to fit that in.

VinceH
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Re: And some banks are starting to use

Yes - I hit the comment button to suggest that someone needs to point this out to the likes of HSBC.

https://www.hsbc.co.uk/1/2/contact-and-support/banking-made-easy/voice-id

Then next time you call, no more passwords... you'll just need to repeat that short, simple phrase.

Don't worry about remembering it - we'll tell you whoever wants to get into your account what to make their system say each time.

PC sales are up across Europe. You read that right. PC sales are up

VinceH

@deadlockvictim

Isn't the Raspberry Pi manufactured in Cardiff? (Probably from parts brought in from abroad, but that's another matter). That should do them. They can also put a British OS on it in the form of RISC OS - and there's a release called 'Pico' which boots straight to the BBC BASIC command prompt.

Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor

VinceH

Am I missing something? If I've read that correctly, the fingerprint sensor is on the card - so, presumably, to get their fingerprint on the card in the first place, the card holder has to have it scan their fingerprint.

With a PIN, when you get a new card the PIN is sent separately. This is done to hopefully avoid the issue of a batch of post being stolen, and the crooks finding both the card and the PIN in the same pile. If the above is so, it won't matter - they only need the card. They can then scan their fingerprint onto the card.

Microsoft shrugs off report that Edge can expose user identities from JS Fetch requests

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Unhappy

Re: It's not really a problem

^This.

I've encountered a handful of people who were using a particular browser (be that Chrome, Firefox, etc) on a previous version of Windows, but on 10 were using Edge and didn't even realise. Some were aware that something had changed about the way "the internet" works, but that was it.

That apple.com link you clicked on? Yeah, it's actually Russian

VinceH
Meh

Looking at them on this Linux Mint box, my RSS reader shows them as https://xn--80ak6aa92e.com and https://www.xn--e1awd7f.com/ respectively.

My browser (Firefox on this box) shows the first one as the article describes, except for one significant difference: The 'l' looks like a capital I - presumably a side effect of the font in use here, but the important point is that for me it stands out a mile.

The second one, however, does just look like epic.com

Apple nabs permit to experiment with self-driving iCars in Cali

VinceH

Re: Only one button on the dash...

And will refuse to drive down roads not approved by Apple - those on which there are shops where you can buy products from rivals.

Alert: Using a web ad blocker may identify you – to advertisers

VinceH

Re: Corner shop

"(unless the new £1 coin has RFID inside it)"

Stop suggesting things!

VinceH

Re: Noscript...

Ditto - NoScript meant NoTest until I allowed it.

Having done so, unique amongst 6114 so far. However, my extensions came up N/A and I got a 'no' for being identifiable by logins (this will be because cookies don't survive a browsing session, and I've only visited three sites this morning since switching on - including El Reg and the test). It's my browser fingerprint that gets a yes - but that's all.

(Okay, the combination of all three gets a yes as well, but that's as much because of the browser fingerprint as anything else!)

With such a small number of people having run the test, this is not that much of a surprise. So meh.

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

VinceH

Meh.

Nice try Burger King, but you've nothing on this (and probably variations) from a few years ago - that's how you troll a voice recognition system.

Eric S. Raymond says you probably fit one of eight tech archetypes

VinceH

Re: Myers Briggs?

It was probably written by the cool hip kids, so what do you expect?

Overcharge customers, underpay the serfs. Who else but Uber (allegedly)

VinceH

Re: Vince

When I commented last night I was basing my view on what I read in El Reg's article - so I picked up on the word overcharging (unsurprisingly - it's not only used in the article, but the first word of the headline!). However, reading it again, I can see it's not in any of the quoted bits.

Skim reading the PDF, it mentions the longer route used to calculate the users' prices, but doesn't claim the users are being overcharged per se*. So it can be argued that regardless of how its calculated, the amount users are charged is the amount users have agreed to - therefore, they are not being overcharged and it is just that drivers are being underpaid.

However, while the complaint does specify the underpayment, it does also make a nod to the "overcharging" with things like "This fraudulent scheme negatively impacted not only drivers like Plaintiff Sophano Van, and thousands of individual Class members nationwide, but even end users..." which does very strongly suggest that customers were overcharged, without making that the actual complaint.