* Posts by 0laf

1973 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Nov 2009

Garbage collection – in SPAAACE: Net snaffles junk in first step to clean up Earth's orbiting litter

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Mushroom

Yeah also wondered what the outcome was after it was snared in the net. I thought the net was supposed to be tethered to a deorbiting engine or a solar sail etc.

Also I guess the small stuff doesn't matter as much since our space machines will be built to withstand micrometeorites anyway and paint and screws are basically the same.

But we need to do so meting before we end up in the Kessler Syndrome

GG n00b lol! Amazon frags support for its own games controllers

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WTF?

So I spend £30 on an Amazon Controller to use on an Amazon TV box whilst always having Amazon subscription and they decide that after a year or so, naa we're going to brick your kit coz we can't be arsed.

There is a reason Car manufacturers have to provide support and parts for a minimum period of time. I think we need to look at this for tech manufacturers as well especially if the current crop of politicals are allegedly so interested in plastic waste.

Oh Smeg! Hacked white goods maker resurfaces after system shutdown

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Paris Hilton

I thought it was short for smegma or knob cheese for the more uncouth.

But is it just cynical me that see's "targeted cyber attack" and thinks, Someone clicked on a phish for free [insert celebrity] nudy videos?

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

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Unhappy

Re: Feeling old yet?

8-O I was just thinking, "but they're not old, did they not just come out?".

Apparently not.

TV Licensing admits: We directed 25,000 people to send their bank details in the clear

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Trollface

24,999

Only 24,999 people had their financial detail put as risk because of a stupid oversight.

Well that not much is it? One person would be tragic but 24,999 that's just a statistic.

Someone else said that once......

The Reg chats with Voyager Imaging Team member Dr Garry E Hunt

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Pint

I echo the comments above. Many pints due

Amazon probes alleged bribery of staffers for data on e-tail platform

0laf

Re: I was also surprised they delete comments and ignore corrections.

I've also had negative reviews disappeared or refused on more than one occasion.

The Reg takes the US government's insider threat training course

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Black Helicopters

I had a look hoping to pinch some free awareness materials but this is a bit too CSI / militaristic to reuse.

Apple in XS new sensation: Latest iPhone carries XS-sive price tag

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Joke

Re: The important question

It's just the first iteration that is confusing. The XR2 and XR3 will make more sense and will come with the option of vinyl lettering across the screen.

0laf
Paris Hilton

I've an Iphone SE. I wouldn't change it except I find the screen keyboard too small for my fingers.

At these prices I'll bite the bullet and go to Google. Fuck paying nearly £1k for a phone.

I hope to see the Huawei P20 Pro on discount in October. If I'm saving £500 over a bigger iPhone I'll just have to live with the data snarf. I don't bank or shop on a phone anyway. If they want to read my FB posts (which are 90% daily mash shares) they're welcome.

Solid password practice on Capital One's site? Don't bank on it

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FAIL

They could do proper two factor authentication which would be a massive boost in security for customers but that would cost money therefore the customer can go to fuck.

World's oldest URL – fragments 73,000 years old – discovered in cave

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Paris Hilton

Pr0n

Look it's porn. Badly worn, badly drawn porn but it'll be porn. Human evolution is driven by porn.

Brit armed forces still don't have enough techies, thunder MPs

0laf

Were the US military not looking at taking on people with tech skills who would not be suitable for front line duties ever? I.e. these might be people who are highly skilled digitally but have severe physical disabilities.

Digitally they may not even need to be in same continent as the fighting force so why require them to be able to pass the BFT?

Money is an issue, I know of an old neighbour who was highly skilled in his field who despite being quite senior in the TA (was a Major now higher) took a considerably pay cut to go on tour. He was willing to do this but I doubt many people would be.

British Airways hack: Infosec experts finger third-party scripts on payment pages

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Boffin

PCI

Lack of functioning iFrames between the website and the payment engine would be a failure of BA's PCI DSS compliance would it not?

Assuming they are PCI compliant.

Seagate passes gassy 14TB whopper: He He He, one for each of you

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Alert

The size is great, no one ever wished for less storage, but geez that's a lot of shit to back up.

Pluto is more alive than Mars, huff physicists who are still not over dwarf planet's demotion

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Holmes

Eris is bigger than Pluto anyway

'World's favorite airline' favorite among hackers: British Airways site, app hacked for two weeks

0laf
Facepalm

Sophisticated atatck

It's always a sophisticated attack isn't it. To start with they like to make out it was the equivalent of an 5yr long NSA funded Mossad developed program of industrial espionage.

In 3 months we'll find out they were hacked by a bright 11yr old that stumbled on one of their remote access logins with a null password.

Either that or a manager clicked on a phishing link really thinking he was getting "Genuine grad A top qwaliti Viagrae".

Oh and I've flown BA a few times with increasing levels of uselessness and farce followed by their best attempts at ignoring me in the complaint process. I've flown with many carriers including Ryanair and EasyJet and in my own personal experience BA have been the worst to use.

Neutron star crash in a galaxy far, far... far away spews 'faster than light' radio signal jets at Earth

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Re: Hope it's true

I've read that Einstein's general relativity rules hold up just fine for Tachyons travelling faster than the speed of light. It's the transition from sub-luminal to supra-luminal that presents difficulties. If you start out supra-luminal all is well.

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Boffin

Don't radio waves always move at the speed of light? I'm aware the local speed of light is variable but would the radio waves not always move at that local c?

therefore 'superfast' radio waves would be a bit of a misnomer?

HTTPS crypto-shame: TV Licensing website pulled offline

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Thumb Up

Re: We take security very seriously

"We take our security very seriously, we don't give a fuck about yours.... unless the ICO is knocking on the door"

FTFY

I've seen the future of consumer AI, and it doesn't have one

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FAIL

Re: Security Anyone?

I suspect they are thinking that you will be conned into buying a new range of smart devices every 18 months so they don;t need to support them for any length of time.

In fact I confidently predict that you'll start to see more and more IOT / AI devices being offered on a subscription basis. You pick your pieces of IOT tat from one manufacturer pay your monthly payment and every year or two you'll get a new suite of fresh crap to ensure you're keeping up with the digital Joneses.

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Paris Hilton

Imagine how much food waste there will be if your fridge has an absolute adherence to the dates printed on the label. Plenty of food is edible after the use by date not just the best before date (and some goes off before those dates too). I doubt the AI fridge comes with an AI nose and eye to check the condition of foods.

0laf

It's probably the consumer group that they interviewed for this (i.e. themselves) is obsessed with 'digital' and so opened a browser, a food recipe app, a nutrition app, some music, and 2-3 forms of social media recording so that they can make broadcasts and streaming videos of themselves making said dish to be shown to other members of the same fatuous social group of vacuous fuckwits.

Everyone else opened a book and checked the time on a watch. But everyone else won't buy a fucking 'smart' cooker or give these fucktards contracts to develop products for other fucktards.

0laf
Flame

Re: An "AI powered cooking assistant"?

There is that but TBH once I've found a recipe I like I print it onto old fashioned dead tree paper, put it in a folder and it comes back out later without an app.

Skype can now record your 'special moments' in front of the computer

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Mushroom

Microsoft owned Skype performs worst on Microsoft owned operating system.

I think you should just give up now MS.

You had your chance and blew it.

Lyon for speed, San Francisco for money, Amsterdam for fun: the best cities to be a techie

0laf

That's a bit rough, Dundee is making quite an effort right now to pull its socks up.

A Billion being spent on the waterfront, new V&A museum about to be spent. Junkies are usually quite friendly..

Footie fans calling for a red card over West Ham United CC email blunder

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Black Helicopters

Re: ?

I suppose yes. West Ham will have to contact everyone and apologies and tell them to delete the email.

If they don't and then deliberately misuse the data then they could well be in trouble, quite possibly much more trouble than West Ham. Handing out email addresses for footy supporters isn't likely to cause much additional harm. Email addresses are thrown around anyway. You'd be lucky not to be on a spammer's list somewhere already.

Windows 95 roars once more in the Microsoft round-up

0laf

Must have been 2Gb. My mate was well jel. He had a 166MHz with a 1.2Gb drive. My beast could play the Weezer music video, his couldn't.

0laf
Gimp

Re: 200Mhz

It was a P1 200MHz MMX (an upgrade over the 166) with 16Mb ram (up from 8) and with a 15" crt (upgraded over the standard 14"). Bought from Simply Computers as did a few of my mates. I think it was about £1200 inc an epson inject.

I remember the company being great to deal with and when I fecked it up within a few days I phoned up and spoke to a bloke who knew exactly what to do. No helldesk no tickets no email. I probably spoke to the bloke the screwed it together.

Happy days.

0laf
Linux

W95 probably still does 90% of what most users need and on a footprint hundreds of times smaller than a smartphone OS.I don't remember it taking too long to load up on my P1 200MHz with a it's 20Gb HD (or was that 2Gb I can't remember). It might still be up in my parents attic complete with voodoo 1 add on card although it'll be running 98SE.

Themehospital FTW.

Give yourselves a pat on the back, top million websites, half of you now use HTTPS

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Go

Re: I'm not surprised.

^ is the often missed point in the conversation. HTTPS protects the inegrity of your website to prevent hotels, cafes and any other seller of captive portal wifi from adding their adverts to your site. It also stops ne'er-do-wells from doing the same to attack customers of your site.

In fairness this is an point I missed myself for a good while.

Teardown chaps strip away magic from Magic Leap's nerd goggles

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Alert

I'm totally shocked that they ever produced anything that actually does something. I'd expected the company to fold never producing a product. Or to sell those picture viewer things with the circular slide decks for £2k before taking a one way flight to a non-extradition country.

Don't mean to alarm you – but NASA is about to pummel the planet with huge frikkin' space laser

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Mushroom

Ah now we know who's melting the ice!

Unpicking the Pixel puzzle: Why Google is struggling to impress

0laf

MS would have like to have slurped your data just as much Google does but they made an arse of it. And I say that a former very happy user of a 920. I still rate WinPh8.1 as the best phone OS I've used. It could have been great as well has MS not decided that it had to be another Apple/Google or nothing.

Everyone screams patch ASAP – but it takes most organizations a month to update their networks

0laf

Patching is like throwing rocks off a cliff. You probably want to look at what's below before you roll a big one.

We have over 20k end points and probably 2k different and significant applications. Many old, fragile and badly written, many involved in life and death services.

We have to be very careful when rolling out our patches to ensure we don't wreck anything significant in the process. MS current practices make this very difficult.

You want how much?! Israel opts not to renew its Office 365 vows

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Facepalm

Re: Libreoffice is free and just fine.

I use LibraOffice at home and MS at work. They are 'broadly speaking' compatible but in reality they cock up each others stuff and sorting out those small problems is a ballache.

PDF format deals with some of it but it is by no means a guaranteed way to avoid compatibility issues. I use Nuance at work, others use Adobe. We can still run into issues with PDFs produce on one causing issues but not the other. And PDF is supposed to be a standard format.

Miss America 'scholarship program' adds Microsoft Azure developer to lineup

0laf

What about...

A proactive program to get more men into teaching especially early years teaching. That might be a good idea to add a bit of balance. Rather than the situation at the moment where any man that expresses an interest in teaching primary aged kids is automatically assumed to be a paedo.

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Facepalm

MS DigiGirlz program

DigiGirlz......really?

London's Gatwick Airport flies back to the future as screens fail

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Childcatcher

Re: SPOF

My commiserations. That person talks exactly how your management expect 'dynamic go getters' to talk. All your talk of resilience and planning will just introduce a cloud of negativity into projects and you'll be sidelined. Mr/Mrs 'Dynamic' will shortly be shifted into a nice senior role with Cyber, Digital, Evangelist, Solutions, Architect or some other vacuous pish in the job title.

They will then move on to the next gullible gobshite loving exec team and you can enjoy picking up the pieces and taking the blame for the failure of governances in controlling Mr/Mrs Dynamic.

Something for you to look forward to.

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Stop

Re: SPOF

I suspect form personal experience (and stories from many other security bods) that the group with the project of updating the info boards probably specifically hid the project from anyone who might have pointed out the lack of resiliency and therefore made them do things properly.

I know security are not popular with projects but id we get spoken to early on we can indicate the howlers that might happen. It's when we find out about things late on that the big 'stop' notices come out.

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Childcatcher

Yeah but the senior bod who signed off on this thinks he saved money (he probably didn't) and got to tick the Cloud/Digital/Agile/Transformation/Disruptive buzzword tick-boxes with this so it's all good.

Most staffers expect bosses to snoop on them, say unions

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Devil

Re: And when you're working for nutjobs...

You could have had some fun with that.

0laf

Re: pretty please don't use your work email for personal shit.

Yep that's happened a few times. Not with divorce files but very important personal documents, photographs etc. Mucho tears from the employee coming in and finding the desktop wiped or replaced.

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Holmes

Of course we can investigate your work emails and internet activity. .We need to be able to do that to investigate accusations of misconduct. But as an employee you've been told that can happen, and are reminded every time you log in and you've been told to avoid using your work email for personal use for that very reason.

As someone who regularly carries out these investigation I'd also add that the evidence I've gather through instigating has proved innocence far more often than it has proved guilt.

The ability to investigate is not live monitoring since that would fall foul of RIPA/RIPSA.

I think there is a bit of confusion over active monitoring and having logs to enable investigation.

But please, pretty please don't use your work email for personal shit. I don't want to know about any more married men hiding in the closet arranging liaisons with boyfriends, or who is humping whom in the office, or the the plans for your next coke fuelled party.

Home Office seeks Brexit tech boss – but doesn't splash the cash

0laf

Managing the tech night even be possible. Managing the tech whilst dealing with the ever changing slimy morass of interfering politicians desperate to appear to be involved with any modicum of success and distanced from any hint of failure is close to the dictionary definition of the job from hell.

Anyone who's do this for the money on offer is nuts. I'm sure there will be a queue out the door of 'technical' SPADs i.e. politics graduates that think they know their way round a Macbook with Dropbox installed.

Distro inferno: Debian's still rocking at 25

0laf

I have played with Knoppix in the past. I just don't have the time these days. I always did find tinkering with Linux quite enjoyable but I've too much on my plate right now.

0laf
Pint

I wish I had the time to learn how to use Debian properly. I tried once upon a time (>10yr ago) but found it very hard to get going. I've very glad it's still around though.

Rejoice! Thousands more kids flock to computing A-level

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Megaphone

That's great that they are flocking to IT if it's a comp sci course with some proper hard science behind it. If it's just an 'IT' degree, good luck finding decent work. We've cut IT to the bone and beyond and every time someone leaves the business tried to regrade the post as low as possible to save money. Soon we'll have nothing but living wage graduates on a hell desk.

You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

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Facepalm

I'm yet to know anyone who uses these apps seriously (apart from my son using Alexa's fart skill on my father's Alexa).

Every time I've ever tried to do something it's been frustrating and almost in very case I'd have been quicker to have done the task via the screen.

I get that people with problems using keyboards and mice will find these services a help. But for the able bodied majority I just don't get it. I lump them in with 3D TVs now.

TSB takes on 250 complaint-wranglers to absorb £200m outage fallout

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Devil

Cynical me?

"Oh you're so pissed of with the complaints procedure you're going to give up, that's a shame we're here to help after all."

Tick.

129,999 to go.