* Posts by 0laf

1973 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Nov 2009

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

0laf
Boffin

Re: airport security

Probably best not to point out to the 'specialist' on duty that a liquid explosive will have a different freezing point than water

We ain't afraid of no 'ghost user': Infosec world tells GCHQ to GTFO over privacy-busting proposals

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Stop

They'll never get it.

You can't break encryption "a little bit". You break it or you don't.

Everything else is electric magic thought up by the uninformed. Or unicorn shit etc etc. Insert colourful euphemism of choice.

That's a hell of Huawei to run a business, Chinese giant scolds FedEx after internal files routed via America

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Gimp

Spies R Us

Interception of mail and diplomatic message bags is one of the oldest forms of espionage around. But incompetence is pretty plausible as well.

It's the curious case of the vanishing iPhone sales as Huawei grabs second place off Apple in smartmobe stakes

0laf

I don't think you could sue Google for obeying the law.

I'm sure I read in El Reg somewhere else that Huawei doesn't sell much in the states anyway. I advised my own IT department to avoid Huawei kit just in case this type of ban came in or the security services mandate its removal. Then I get caught out after buying one of the bastards.

A mobe with obnoxious teen karaoke app TikTok built in?! Wow, thanks ByteDance, sign us up

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Big Brother

For the people el Naranga Presendente Trump

I would support president Trump blocking this product.

But if you could turn the updates for my Huawei spyphone back on please.

Phisher folk reel in Computacenter security vetting mailbox packed with sensitive staff data

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FAIL

Re: You cannot be serious ...

Well they can't say "OMG you're all soo fucked now!".

So you get the standard disingenuous half truths a la Dido Harding.

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Re: Oh really ?

Loss of the avialability of that data would also be a breach of the GDPR on top of the loss of confidentiality (assuming their security was found to be inadequate).

NASA boffins may just carve your name on a chip and send it to Mars if you ask nicely

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Alien

I for one....

I wait with anticipation a visit from our Alien overloads when they come looking for "Hugh Jass", "Toby La Rhone", "Amanda Hugginkis", "Mike Rotch", Bender Bending Rodriguez". Gredit to Matt Groening et al.

EE switches on 5G: Oi, where are your Mates? Yes, we mean the Huawei phones

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WTF?

Is there actually much demand from punters for this?

I don't think I've ever heard anyone who isn't involved in the telco business saying that they either want or need this.

Is this really aimed at B2B or M2M or something other than 'umans that think they need to stream 4k videos on tiny screens?

UK Space Agency cracks open its wallet, fishes out a paltry £2m for Brit plans to return to orbit

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FAIL

No. But then that was in 1971 a good bit before I was born and I'm not considered young any more.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

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Facepalm

Re: I changed the start up & shut down sounds.

I changed the sound on my boss' pc in the very early noughties. Can't remember exactly which event I changed but he was on the phone to a particularly posh potential customer when his PC yelled out in Father Jack's dulcet tones, "Hairy Japanese Bastards".

Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog

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FAIL

Worst option

I thought we'd established that this sort of autopilot is the worst sort of cludge.

It disengages the driver and it has been shown that human are not capable of maintaining concentration on an process they are not involved in.

Really we should have cruise control (even advanced cruise control) but then stop until full automation is approved.

Time to reformat the old wallet and embiggen your smartmobe: The 1TB microSD is here

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Re: Am I the only one?

1Tb Boom Stick

Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

0laf

I quite like a box of shiraz. I'm not posh.

0laf

I can tell the difference between a £5 wine and a £15 wine but not sure I could tell the difference between a £15 and a £5000.

And I bet plenty of dear ones taste ghastly but if you can afford it you'd probbaly never admit you'd blown your money on an expensive vinegar.

What's that? Uber isn't actually worth $82bn? Reverse-gear IPO shows the gig (economy) is up

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Flame

Re: Efficient Market

(TLDR) But which laws? Driver probably break the law speeding, and tailgating most often. If you take those out what do the results stand at?

I'm not a cyclist hater, I see many more stupid and dangerous things done every day by drivers than cyclists. But I think cyclist have some 'evangelists' that go out tooled up with cameras looking for trouble and that engenders a lot of bad feeling.

Double-sided printing data ballsup leaves insurance giant Chubb with egg on its face

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Re: Yeah, no

If you're in the EU then an email to the ICO will likely produce some results.

https://ico.org.uk/make-a-complaint/

In the claws of a vulture: Nebra AnyBeam Laser Projector

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Happy

No pics of it actually working?

Age verification biz claims no-payment model for 40% of Brits ahead of July pr0n ban

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Mushroom

Re: Is it a bird?

From bean to cup, they fuck it up.

Credit to Armando Iannucci

Portal to 'HELL' cracks open in street – oh sorry, it's just another pothole

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Re: Liability

You gave in too easily. The responsible authority has to have a timetable for checking roads according to priority. You should win you claim IF -

The road was inspected on time and the hole was detected but not fixed promptly

The road was not inspected to schedule*

The hole was reported by other means but not fixed promptly.

Pretty much every other circumstance is a get out of jail card.

* this one is a bit dodgy as well.

Airbnb host thrown in the clink after guest finds hidden camera inside Wi-Fi router

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Re: Some people would argue....

Team member was evicted from an AirBnB flat in New York earlier this year. She didn't realise it is illegal to sublet in this way in New York. AirBnB appears to be unaware as well since they still have plenty of listing for this despite it being a well known and reported issue.

So they are quite capable of ignoring thing that are not only bad but obvious as well.

Be wary of emails with links to ... er, Google Drive? Is that right?

0laf

Re: Public shares

We block 'em but I'm forced to open them up for many users. We don't have a facility to receive large files and no one will pay for one. As long as I'm forced to open up Dropbox etc then the problem goes away for them. also this is driven by external parties who want tot use the free file transfer service of their choice and damned if we don't. To get the stuff (much of it we can't ignore) we have to allow access.

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Facepalm

Re: Really good?

Renault denied they made my car. A 2004 Clio register in 2003 (on hogmannay), with a new engine type, gearbox from a megane and front brakes from a 172 and rear brakes from something else.

Had to go direct to Bosch when it needed a new rear caliper.

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FAIL

Re: Really good?

Nothing new there. I had a PoS 2003 Renault that would regularly shed pieces. The window lifter would often break which was due to a small weak connector allowing parts to come apart. The didn't sell the connector only the whole windows lift mechanism. Same with the clutch pedal. It broke at a hinge point they wanted £200 for new clutch pedal mechanism.

I'm sure these faults could be fixed easily with someone mechanically minded. For me the window was done under warranty so cost wasn't an issue and the clutch went the week before it was traded in (fixed with cable ties).

I've a BMW now and everything for it needs coded to the car as well. Independent dealers can do this but obviously it cuts down choice.

Great disturbance in the Force as Star Wars' 'big walking carpet' is laid to rest

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Alien

He always came across as someone who was just delighted to be involved in the whole star wars thing. I never saw him as anything but ethusiastic and loyal to the franchise. He did look frail for the last few decades really. I never met him but he came across as a nice chap RIP.

The A in AMD stands for 'Aaaaannnyway...' Q2 is gonna be good, chip biz vows, after dismal Q1

0laf

Nothing new there. When you've gone to SSD you can't really go back to spinning rust, especially the slow crap they put in laptops.

America's anti-hacking laws are so loose, even Donald Trump Jr broke them. So, what do we do about it?

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Trollface

Double bluff

Is he dumb or has he built up a very carefully constructed images of being stupid which allows him to get away with just about everything because he is not only dumb but rich.

Also I thought "Ignorance of the law is not an excuse" was pretty much a universal stance.

Tesla touts totally safe, not at all worrying self-driving cars – this time using custom chips

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Re: TLDR

I dunno why you've been downvoted, the car clearly fails my personal definition of 'self driving'.

I don't want an augmented cruise control that will probably put me to sleep. I want to go to sleep, comfortably, safely and legally.

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Pint

TLDR

Can I legally be driven by the car whilst asleep drunk in the back seat?

If not, it's not self driving.

If I am in any way, other than maintenance, legally resposible for the actions of the vehicle whilst it is driving, then it's not self-driving.

Huawei P30 Pro: Nifty camera tricks haven't made mobe mandatory over last year's model

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Meh

Got a P20 and I can't see this making me want to move at all. Not much of a difference really. Fancy back plates might be all the rage but phones now are too bloody slippery so they always live in a case anyway.

I've never figured out what the hate is with EMUI. I suppose I'm an undemanding user but also I've only just returned to Android after using WinPho and Apple for more than a few years.

Huawei certainly isn't without bloat, it's hard to tell where Google bloat ends and Huawei bloat starts. There are a few annoyances like Huawei insistance on using their cloud backup unless you get in for a fight with it. Huaweis 'Suggestions' thing that comes in from a top down swipe is bloody annoying but no less annoying than google's 'How can I help' that comes from a bottom up swipe (how apt btw wipe your bottom for Google).

What I really like is Huawei's battery life. I get an easy 2 days from the P20 Pro maybe more and it charges fast even from a USB.

Ok it's spying on me but then so is Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Amazon, Donald Trump and Therea May.

Want to hang out with criminals but can't be bothered to download Tor? Try Facebook

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WTF?

Did they do more than search for dodgy names? These could be as much clickbait as any other crap on social media

Scare-bnb: Family finds creeper cams hidden in their weekend rental by scanning Wi-Fi

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Big Brother

So unregistered CCTV system.

Unregistered data processor

No notices of presence of CCTV system

Effectively illegal surveillance equipment.

Irish ICO been informed?

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

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Yep post-it on an optical mouse is always a nice quick and easy prank

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Thumb Up

Re: Hmm

Dogbert Tech abuse desk. Brilliant

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Boffin

Re: Hmm

sounds like the usual story of explaining a PC to Mum. "Move the mouse up the screen" and invariably she would lift it off the desk. Totally logical really.

Prepare yourselves for Windows 10 May-hem. Or is it June, no, July?

0laf
Pirate

Throw the bones

It's as good a way as any to tll how much trouble this is going to be.

Here's to you: UK.gov praises Reg-reading techies for keeping on top of cybersecurity

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Big Brother

Re: Let's ponder on Long AI Marches

Erm nope. I've asked them for info they've provided it. I asked them to demo some of their public sector service offerings; they flew up from London to do it. They provided some tools that are free at the point of delivery (secure DNS, website checks etc) that are useful.

I know of fellow public bodies that have had problems who reached out to NCSC for help and got it in a way that was useful.

If they've an Orwellian dystopic information mining department I've not had to deal with that, I can only speak for what they provide to the public sector.

0laf
WTF?

Yep I've spotted a few potential emergencies in the pages of El Reg and my own WARP definitely use it as an intelligence souce.

I've got a lot of time for the current NCSC lot. I've found them helpful and approachable which is rather remarkable for any part of government.

Finally, after years of dunking on Magic Leap, El Reg's Kieren tries out the techno hype goggles. And the verdict...

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Re: Shocked

Fair point but I think this is a much more specific use case than a general purpose computer and an analogy with 3D tv is closer.

3D was a big hype seller but is rarely mentioned these days. People were (are?) more interested in 4k and HDR when those developments came out.

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WTF?

Shocked

I'm really shocked that there was actually a product at the end of this. I was really expecting the company to dissppear in a puff of investors money.

That there is actually something in existance that does something resembling the description is startling.

OK I think VR and AR are hype in the same style as 3D tvs and will only ever be a niche product. I can imagine architects, scientists, engineers and town planners using them to view plans, molecules and models in 3D but not really in the home.

Just the small matter of the bill for scrapping Blighty's old nuclear submarines: It's £7.5bn

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Re: See one of the other infographics on that site

I got on one of the V boats for a tour. They are indeed very dated on the inside with most things showing their 60s/70s design heritage. Although they are probably very radiation hardened for that reason.

0laf
Trollface

But one day...

Are they next to a pile of odd propriatory pc cables? coz, you know, they day we get rid of them is the day we'll need them

Fortune favours the Brave: Privacy browser chap takes gripes over adtech body's website to Irish data watchdog

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Stop

Re: The next target ...

It's also my understanding that this is already against the GDPR regs. But likely we'll have to wait until the regulators get round to doing anything. Would be nice if we could have a Shrems type person to push this on.

Bit nippy, is it? Hive smart home users find themselves tweaking thermostat BY HAND

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Re: Smart heating systems do have their uses.

I've had one more recent boiler that had very basic protections built in. It had a wireless thermostat and timer but nothign cleverer than that. It had a safety system to kick the heating on if the temperature dropped below 7C. There was also thermistat inside the boiler to do the same. The boiler lived in the garage so in a cold winter the heating would come on wether you liked it or not as it tried to save itself from freezing.

I don't really think you need anything cleverer than that.

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

0laf
Boffin

Re: Recently had something similar with the Blister-in-Flaw!

Usb exists in 4 dimensional space, you do know that?

Try stick = no

Rotate 180deg = no

Rotate 180deg = yes

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Thumb Down

I opened up a PC once to find it was 3/4 filled with fag ash. the owner was in the habit of tapping his ciggy on the front of the machine and the ash was drawn in by the fans. Unsurprisingly it was overheating as everything was inches deep in ash.

It was one of the more disgusting things I've ever dealt with working on PCs and it took a long time before the smell faded from memory.

Xiaomi's Mi-too attempt at a pholdable: Not one, but TWO creases of fail

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Boffin

Maybe folding screens on a phone is actually the wrong place for them. What about a laptop with a 10" footprint that folds out to be a 30" widscreen. Less issues around the bulk of such screen becasue it's in a backpack anyway. It could all fold inward to protect the soft screen and you can have a much bigger battery.

0laf

Re: Screen size

Z fold maybe?

Return of the Glassholes? Relax: Huawei's 'smart specs' aren't Google Glass 2.0

0laf
Boffin

"But do you want to wear glasses?"

I wear them anyway. Have never been able to wear contacts and the idea of laser surgery isn't for me. So if I'm wearing Gregories anyway the idea of them being a bit more useful isn't all bad.

I can understand that a non-speccy may not want to wear specs.

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Megaphone

I can see the use of having an inbuilt feed of read only pertinant notifications in my glasses. Message notices, sat nav directions etc. I can also foresee me walking into lamp posts or crashing a car because of it.