* Posts by Mako

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Sony tweets 'secret' key at heart of PS3 jailbreak case

Mako

Er...

"Kevin Butler, a fictional PS3 vice president..."

"A email sent to Butler [...wasn't...] returned"

Well if he's fictional, his email address probably is too, so...

But seriously, does that mean that he's a genuine employee, whom Sony have fictionalised as a vice-president (presumably for some idiotic marketing-related reason)?

I ask because I'm as confused as Goat Jam (upthread) appears to be.

Microsoft explains Windows 7 Phone phantom data cockup

Mako

I think I would...

If only because:

a) I might be one of those people with a different root cause than the majority - perhaps one that MS weren't aware of

b) I might be entitled to be compensated for the excess charges I might have incurred through no fault of my own.

NASA 'naut falls off bike, misses shuttle launch

Mako
Unhappy

I bet he's using his good leg...

...to kick himself with.

Poor guy.

Burglars snort dead dad's ashes

Mako

Or they're responsible (ex) owners...

...who don't want to risk poisoning the water table. Or don't want to risk some poor unsuspecting future homeowner unearthing the remains, (it sucks - believe me).

Or maybe they just want to take Mr. Barky with them when they move.

I had my cat cremated when he died. He's in a little box that sits on his favourite windowsill.

Cable vendor slapped for unproven claims

Mako

Braided mains cable

I've got one of these, with a clear plastic sheathing so you can see the braids. It came "free" with a power supply I bought a few years ago. I thought they'd done it because it looks neat.

You know, this might well be the very thing that pushes me into setting up an eBay account. Anyone wanna buy a grand's worth of braided cable...?

The 99p mobile phone: What's the catch?

Mako

You're out on a date...

...and it's not going so well. In fact, it's a disaster.

And let's say you're not a complete jerk and want to let down your date gently. Pretend there's an emergency that requires you to leave *immediately*, through the magic of a fake incoming call.

Old PCs: When it's time to die

Mako
Troll

"Back in 1987...

...I ordered a Mission 486DX..."

I presume you had to wait two years for delivery, given that the 486 wasn't realeased until 1989.

First tube station to get Wi-Fi next week

Mako

Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs/Reverend/General...

I'd like to propose a sweepstake; How long it will be before some oblivious moron staring intently at their Blackberry walks straight off the platform and onto the tracks?

I'm going with a fortnight.

Man cops to botnet-fueled pump-and-dump scheme

Mako

Heh.

"In December 2007, Bragg sent a Skype message to a Texas man identified only as C.R. who acted as a middleman between stock promotors and the email spammers. It reported that the spam campaign for one of the companies was “runnin hard hitting inbox on gmail, hot, yahoo, fusemail”

{...}

At the time of reporting, it was unclear whether he had added "YEE-HAW! Hot diggedy dawg!" and danced on his comically oversized hat."

Sly new tactic sneaks hackers past security dogs

Mako

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HABITABLE ALIEN WORLD discovered 20 light-years away!

Mako
Headmaster

Mercury

An otherwise fine article, but Mercury *isn't* tidally locked.

Niven's "The Coldest Place" should not be used as reference material.

Save us from our users

Mako

RE: The only piece of advice I have...

Not sure why you posted AC, as it's an excellent piece of advice and I like to know who I'm upvoting. :-)

Existing management comms channels are ideal for making sure that the message gets put across thoroughly and effectively. Users will read and acknowledge mail from their line manager; they are less likely to read it from Joe.Bloggs@ITSupport.

Mako

"So we sent another email...

"... detailing exactly how users could change passwords, why doing so was a good idea..."

"See, we set all of your passwords to the same thing, so you need to change yours for security reasons..."

At which point the office scallywags went and logged in as everyone else and flooded your mail system with;

"From: Dan

To: Mike

Subject: I've been meaning to tell you...

...I want you to call me Susan and be my cuddle-bunny."

(Just kidding. I'm sure you didn't really do that).

NASA buys cutting-edge Cornish robot

Mako

Point of order...

KSC isn't funded by NASA. It's owned and run by Delaware North, and is self-funding.

Mako

Oops

I mean the KSC *Visitor Center*, not KSC itself.

Dollars and sense: tech startups discover revenue is good

Mako

Scene: Int. Boardroom

<SFX: cups and teaspoons>

Board Member 1: I...I've just had an epiphany!

Board Member 2: Really? What is it?

BM1: I think we should... (dramatic pause) ...make some *money*.

*Rest of Board gasps*

BM2: This is preposterous! An outrage!

*Rest of Board murmurs agreement*

BM1: No, really! Instead of spending millions in venture capital on servers to support a freeloading piss-poor bandwagon with a limited lifespan, we should look to provide a product/service that a smaller number of people will actually be happy to pay for!

Board Member 3: Eeek! (Faints)

BM2: You just don't get the Web 2.0 concept, do you. Go on - get out of here.

BM1 Exeunts.

Yemeni assassin hits York man with spam death threat

Mako

Ths has been around since at least 2006.

www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/hitman.asp

Google co-founders to be immortalised on silver screen

Mako

Meh.

I'll just wait for the DVD rip to show up on YouTube. Oh wait...

Cops cuff armed white supremacist in banana costume

Mako
Pint

Oustanding blaze of mayhem...

...but I can only award an 8/10.

Extra points could have been earned if they'd done it in a stolen ice cream truck.

Avira owns up to BitDefender Trojan false alarm

Mako

That's given me an awsome idea...

Take a modern, high-spec machine, put Windows 7 on it, and then load up every single piece of AV software you can get your hands on, (especially the kind that has on-access protection).

Get em all running, and then see if the machine has enough resources left over to open an instance of Notepad.

Have a dustpan and brush ready to clean up the smoking ruins.

Solar plasma aurora storm to hit Earth tomorrow today!

Mako

Pretty sure it was Lucifer's Hammer.

The quote comes from one of the guys on the space station, pointing a telescope in the direction of the comet.

I just googled the entire phrase and most of the top references agree.

Mako

Niven fan?

I'm liking the crafty Lucifer's Hammer reference!

MS exec gets shot down after 'inaccurate' Windows 7 spiel

Mako

I don't imagine...

...that it'll change anyone's mind, but I regularly use and administer MS and OS systems. Guess what - they all have crappy little problems and all of their developers talk and compete, which is why they look similar. The holy wars between them are pathetic, as are the people who fight them. You're not even fighting the same battles, FFS.

The story here is that a drone spoke out of turn. Given the commercial impact, I'd just love to be a fly on the wall to see the dry slap he gets. And that's about all.

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