* Posts by ardubbleyu

28 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Nov 2009

Russia shoves antitrust probe into Microsoft after Kaspersky gripes about Windows 10

ardubbleyu
FAIL

It's all about choice. If you deal with Microsoft, you don't seem to have much... I have used Kaspersky for many years 'cos I am happy with the protection it gives me. I should be able to make a choice in that. No one fundamentally trusts MS with anything security related - too much bad history. Defender is not needed as a core part of the OS.

Look out, Windows Phone 8 users – yes, both of you – here's ... Windows 10 Mobile

ardubbleyu

Re: And what do you get from W10 mobile?

I said I'd avoid Win10 like the plague on my Lumia 1020, and now it seems I don't have to worry. At last, I can say 'thank you Microsoft!' for something...

(still a very good phone on 8.1 Denim)

The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

ardubbleyu

Where's Dabbsy?

See title...

Kaspersky, McAfee, and AVG all vulnerable to major flaw

ardubbleyu

Don't think Intel owns Kaspersky - in any case KIS 2016 is now widely available and not vulnerable to this AFAIK.

If it still works six months from now, count yourself lucky

ardubbleyu

I am currently still using a PC that I bought in 2006. The PSU and motherboard (ASUS P5NSLI) are original, as is the HDD (a Seagate I think)

I've upgraded the BIOS, processor and memory, together with the graphics card, and Win 7 replaced XP when it came out way back when...

The machine still shows a decent turn of speed, the limitation being the 5400rpm HDD, and Windows 10 reckons it is compatible, although I've not been brave enough to try it!

El Reg keeps pushing Apple's buttons – its new Magic Keyboard

ardubbleyu
FAIL

4 out of 5?

Sounds to me as if the thing doesn't work...

Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA

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Why is it that Lester always gets to report on this kind of thing? Not that there's anything wrong with that, it just seems that other Reg hacks are missing out on the really important stuff...

There's a new build of Windows 10 Mobile, but you can't upgrade to it

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@a_yank_lurker

The Desktop release is due on July 29, not for phones. Read the article.

5.5in iPhone 6, iWatch hypegasm: What will Apple reveal - BE the rumour

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Mushroom

Meh. I love my Windows Phone...

Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

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Coat

Look at the threepenny bits on that... fnar fnar

Samsung and Apple BEWARE: Huawei is coming to eat your lunch

ardubbleyu
Headmaster

Re: Pronouciation

Spelling? Seems more difficult than how to say it...

EE BrightBox routers can be hacked 'by simple copy/paste operation'

ardubbleyu

Sigh...

I have one of these. So not only is it a cr@p router, but it's also insecure. Time to move on, methinks... in the mean time, it only gets turned on when in use. Fortunately I am a light user on the domestic front.

Haribo gummy bears implicated in 'gastric exorcism'

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Coffee/keyboard

Oh dear...

"Sitting on the toilet feeling like you're trying to pass the International Space Station through the eye of a needle is not something to wish on anyone"

New keyboard please Nurse....

Meet the 'KARDASHIAN Phone' – what Apple bods nicknamed the iPhone 5s

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Didn't know she had such a sizeable ar$e - useful, I suppose if you need somewhere to park your bike...

Smartwatch craze is all just ONE OFF THE WRIST

ardubbleyu

Sinclair Black Watch - I had one of those. It was a bit of a babe magnet, as I recall - no such luck since, mind...

Google's Street View cars venture inside TARDIS

ardubbleyu
Go

This is not actually a 'surviving' police box, it's a modern repro, built in partnership between the local authority and the Met Police. It did used to have a working phone in it - not sure if it still works...

Boffins build powerful yet 'table-top size' atom-smasher

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Pint

Wee accelerators?

That's taking the pi$$....

Drunken bust-up woman sprays cops with breast milk

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Childcatcher

Why does...

...that kind of thing never happen to me?

Does a flash motor make a man more desirable?

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Stop

Oi!

What's wrong with driving a Honda Civic?

Farting death camels must die to save the world!

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

a deadly planet wrecking miasma

'nuff said really...

Verity Stob and the super subjunction

ardubbleyu
Childcatcher

I am...

a cunning linguist...

Vatican hails hacking culture, Wikis

ardubbleyu
FAIL

@minionzero

a) I detect that you don't like the Catholic hierarchy

b) You obviously think (Wrongly) that they are all the same

c) You have far too much time on your hands

ROBOT KILL-CHOPPER GOES ROGUE above Washington DC!

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

la,la,la, I'm not listening Mr Fleshy...

Not a pretty sight - egg fried rice...

BOFH: On the couch

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

Horse Laxative...

Icon says it all...

MPs bash broadband tax

ardubbleyu
WTF?

Yeah, but...

What's to say that the money will even be used by the Government to implement broadband in the manner they describe? Look at the Road Fund License - created to pay for road building and repairs, but in reality just goes in to the treasuries coffers. Evidence? The state of our roads that more resemble the surface of the moon...

Brit kids failing to fall out of trees

ardubbleyu
WTF?

Vital Keyhole Surgery Skills?

That'll be useful...

Gov confirms plans for Sky box in charge of your house

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FAIL

ardubbleyu

Didn't ask me either. Anyone out there that they did ask?

Boffins develop virtual reality anti-bullying game

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WTF?

@amanfromMars 1

Errr... yeah - whatever...