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Look! Up in the sky! Proof of concept for satellites beaming energy to Earth!

Thursday 10th November 2022 14:23 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

It's not exactly Alderaan, but it's a start.

I laughed out loud in my meeting when reading that. Now Vader’s force choking me, but that’s better than me presenting my gnatt chart on Death Star 3’s test and validation phase.

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Elon Musk had secret twins in 2021 with Neuralink exec

Thursday 7th July 2022 14:35 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Exe Privilege

I guess bedding down at the factory has its benefits. And draw backs.

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Volkswagen to stop making its best-selling product for Wolfsburg workers: VW-branded sausages

Wednesday 1st September 2021 16:27 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Re: They must prepare for the wurst!

Hans, Up! For you the Wurst is nearly over.

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Smuggler caught with 256 Intel Core processors wrapped around him in cling film

Friday 9th July 2021 08:01 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Mr Liu, Is that an unlockable iCore9 Extreme or are you just pleased to see me?

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Accenture, Capgemini, Deloitte creating app to register 3m EU nationals living in Brexit Britain

Monday 9th April 2018 16:39 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Re: Really?

The app clearly as only one name, The Register

Goldstein, because Goldstein knows you, before you know, you knew, you know, you needed him. Register now.

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Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

Monday 26th March 2018 16:15 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, figoooohhohhhoho, We Got Fck All From Our EU Family, Magificoococohohoho.

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We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

Thursday 22nd March 2018 09:55 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

You're treading on my dreams

First your slaughtered Magic Leap and now doing the same to my Atari box.

If we wanted reality we wouldn't be seeking to escape it in video games!

Paris (again), because when we want to escape other realities, we watch her videos.

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Magic Leap bounds into SF's Games Developer Conference and... disappears

Thursday 22nd March 2018 09:45 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Its wicked

Listen, not only have I tried Magic Leap, I have got one at home - its super awesome.

I am also high as a kite on coke, and rum.

Paris, because you only need a excellent video, not a product to get the fanbois bashing those keyboards #Hype.

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More money than sense? Saudi Arabia invests $400m in Magic Leap

Thursday 8th March 2018 11:27 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Re: Taking investments now!

Are you looking for a job?

Call me.

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UK.gov: Psst. Belgium. Buy these Typhoon fighter jets from us, will you?

Sunday 18th February 2018 16:17 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Because we have a blue water navy and the F-35 can take of and land off our carriers? A Typhoon cannot.

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Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins

Thursday 28th December 2017 09:22 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Re: Never figured Darth was into BDSM!

The again, loved black, leather, masks, strangulation, multiple identities, power obsessed and calling a special someone Master...

I obviously lived a sheltered life.

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Thursday 28th December 2017 09:13 GMT MonkeyNuts.Com

Never figured Darth was into BDSM!

Princess Leia Organa: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

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