* Posts by RyokuMas

1913 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Oct 2009

Samsung in a TIZZY: OH PLEASE make apps for our Tizen Z mobe

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: BadaOS all over again.

@Spoddyhalfwit - you've been on these forums for a few years now, you should know that the Google shills and AC "because it's Microsoft" hate brigade will use the slightest possible chance to take a swipe at anything Microsoft, whether it's on-topic or not.

RyokuMas
Trollface

Re: Looks great, can it run Android apps?

"what on earth am I supposed to do with the apps I have already paid for on my Android phone?"

You paid for Android apps? People actually do that?

RyokuMas
Black Helicopters

Re: Who wants a Tizzy?

Depends... it is pure Android, or still poisoned with Google's spyware crap?

Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

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FAIL

Re: And Yet...

"Because it's cheap."

So it's basically an open* operating system aimed at people who like to pay as little as possible for something, and preferably not pay at all.

That would explain the piracy rate, I guess.

*according to Google.

RyokuMas
Holmes

Makes me laugh...

I can't help but suppress a chuckle watching people getting all tribal over phones - it's kind of the same as watching two children arguing who has the better version of a particular toy because of what colour theirs is.

It's pretty pointless comparing Android to iPhone as the two are on completely different strategies: Apple are trying to get you to buy into a brand, and a premium brand at that. However, I've yet to hear anyone outside of my technical circles saying that they're looking at a new Android phone - it's the handset that they're bothered about, it just happens to run Android.

Apple are in considerable need of some innovation to keep the brand fresh, while a lot of Android is slowly being devoured from within by Google and suffering from (comparatively) massive problems with malware and piracy. The mobile scene is due for a shake-up - maybe Samsung has the financial muscle and brand loyalty to get their Tizen project off the ground... definitely interesting times.

RyokuMas
FAIL

Re: Desperation.

as all the good stuff has been moved up into Google Play Services.'s attempt to make Android their very own walled garden, complete with profiling and data mining.

FTFY

Toshiba's CB30-102 13.3in Chromebook – imagine a tablet with a keyboard

RyokuMas
Mushroom

I like my job...

... so there's no way I'm using one of these - getting sacked for revealing corporate secrets really isn't on my agenda.

It's not like I could even claim I did it unwittingly - even non-techs are pretty clued up on just how much spyware is likely to be in anything powered by Google.

ASUS launches 5-in-1 Android Windows Phone laptop tablet (breathe)

RyokuMas
Stop

Re: Identity Crisis

"All it needs is Mac OS and all 15 versions of Linux and - hey presto! A machine to satisfy most of The Reg's Commentardiat..."

Nah, if it's still got Windows on it, the usual Google shillssuspects will still be howling and ranting against it like some kind of hate preacher...

Xamarin: Design an app for Windows, iOS and Android ... from one codebase?

RyokuMas
Mushroom

Re: Chief troll Icaza

Nah, chief trolls don't give their names - they just hide behind anonymous accounts.

... unless Google pays them not to.

RyokuMas
Thumb Up

@P_0 - Seconded

Thanks to Xamarin and Monogame, porting my games cross-platform between mobile devices is a breeze - sure, there's a bit of mucking about around a few device-specific issues (eg: app lifecycle handling), but the vast bulk of the code can just be switched across and works straight off the bat.

The British are coming! The British are coming! And they're buying Surface fondleslabs

RyokuMas
Paris Hilton

Really...?

"In a small corner of the IT industry, Microsoft is toasting a success of sorts: its relatively unloved Surface tablet is gaining customers and has unseated Google's Nexus slabs in the popularity stakes in the UK."

At risk of sounding like one of the knee-jerk "because it's Microsoft" brigade, and unlike the Windows Phones that said brigade seem to be incapable of seeing, I have only ever seen two Surfaces in the wild. And one of those belonged to a mate who was given it by his workplace for appraisal purposes.

But I do see Android tabs every morning on the tube into work... so where the hack has this data come from?

Watch Dogs: Eat, sleep, hack, repeat

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Thumb Up

Typical AAA

Once again, this sounds like typical AAA - loads of beautiful visuals with getting all the kinks out of the gameplay almost an afterthought.

But at least it's not a sequel, and there's no sign of zombies, so that merits a thumbs-up.

... even if it is from Ubisoft.

Using email? Text messages? Congrats, you're in the 'underbelly of dark social sharing'

RyokuMas
Big Brother

"Perhaps the marketers can get together with insurance companies and make certain that we’re all being watched and evaluated at every moment of every day using the Internet of Stuff?"

Why not? I mean, Google are doing their level best to ensure they are doing just that to everyone on the internet as we know it right now...

How to strip pesky copyright watermarks from photos ... says a FACEBOOK photo bod

RyokuMas
Pirate

Re: Probably only suitable for a thumbnail anyway

Don't be so sure...

People jump through hoops to avoid paying a dollar for a game on Android...

It's Google's no-wheel car. OMG... there aren't any BRAKES

RyokuMas
Devil

Fixed it...

"We started with the most important thing [to us]: safety tracking. They have sensors that remove blind spots constantly transmit their location via GPS, and they can detect objects nearby stores out to a distance of more than two football fields in all directions, which [when combined with the head-up displays] is especially helpful on busy streets with lots of intersections. for displaying advertising, along with profiling where you go."

Still using e-mail? Marketers say you're part of DARK SOCIAL

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Coat

Feh.

Share links? I'll copy-paste the link address with as many querystring tags removed as possible, thankyou!

Tens of thousands of 'Watch Dogs' pirates ENSLAVED by Bitcoin botmaster

RyokuMas
Pirate

Monetizing the pirates...

Call me a tinfoil hatter, but what's the possibility that this version was deliberately released early by the publishers? Piggy-back a bitcoin miner onto the back and release to torrents under a pseudonym, and if people complain? well they should have bought the legit version in the first place.

Police at the door? Hit the PANIC button to erase your RAM

RyokuMas
Black Helicopters

No good...

All that will happen is that upon finding you've utterly wiped your machine, the police will just get in touch with Google and probably be able to get their hands on about 80% of anyone's data on average...

Google clamps down on rogue Chrome plugins and extensions

RyokuMas
Pirate

Re: Walled Garden?

"...Android will not be comparable either to what Google is now doing with Chrome, or with Apple."

... and continue be susceptible to malware attacks via social engineering, and suffer a huge piracy problem.

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: @Mark 85 - Is Google following in Apple's footsteps?

"embrace, extend..."

Been saying it for months - Google is the new Microsoft, just with far wider reach...

And just like Microsoft back in the day, they seem to have more than their fair share of shills

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

RyokuMas
Paris Hilton

Piracy protection by default in Android...

... nuff said.

You've got Mail! But someone else is reading it in Outlook for Android

RyokuMas
Big Brother

Re: <title goes here but will it be encrypted?>

"So they found many (I bet probably most) messaging/email apps had no on device / SD card encryption, but singled out Outlook, I assume because it makes good press to have a dig at Microsoft who some still see as the bad guys rather than any Android developer (those that aren't writing one of the millions of malware apps out there)."

Yeah, I'm surprised that the normal Google shills suspects haven't jumped all over this... maybe it's because even they realise that a security issue in how an app stores emails is nowhere near as bad as deliberately scanning your personal emails,

Google brings futuristic Linux software CoreOS onto its cloud

RyokuMas
Black Helicopters

Re: Universal Firmware Upgrades ..... SMARTR AI Software @ITsWork, REST and Play

"everyone ignores Google in this space and continues moving to Azure..."

Given that they're already reading people's emails, who would trust Google not to read their code?

Hello Moto... It's the Nokia Lumia 630

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Thumb Up

Re: Question

Zune hasn't been needed since WinPhone 8 launched. Thankfully!

Google Fiber says it's happy to let Netflix onto its 'fast lane' for free

RyokuMas
Big Brother

Big brother is watching what you're watching...

Microsoft to release epic Xbox One update in June

RyokuMas
Meh

Not interested...

... until it supports Monogame, or Microsoft do another u-turn and create XNA 5.

Wolfenstein: The New Order ... BLAM-BLAM! That guard did Nazi that coming

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Thumb Up

"Wot no multiplayer?"

When you consider what else is out there, it's refreshing to see such focus on a single player game...

... even if it is yet another first person shooter...

Malware-as-a-service picks Android apart

RyokuMas
Childcatcher

Alternatively...

... just get a non-Android smartphone.

Seriously, just feed "smartphone malware" into Google and search. Virtually every result on the first page is exclusively about Android.

RyokuMas
Mushroom

Re: All those steps required?

Well, considering the 90+ percent piracy rate on Android, even for games and apps that cost a dollar or less, it strikes me that most Android users are willing to jump through hoops and muck about with lots of things in order to cheat the developer out of their earnings get free stuff. And with the majority of smartphone users being from a non-tech background, I'd imagine it's relatively easy to manipulate someone into making their phone insecure: "Get [Game X] for FREE! Follow these simple instructions!" sort of thing...

Panda-monium as Google updates key search algorithm

RyokuMas
Mushroom

All change!

So Google are now #1 on the tech rich list... time to hide the evidence that manipulated them into first place!

Google is tech industry and world's most valuable brand as Apple rots

RyokuMas
Black Helicopters

Genuine...?

... or careful manipulation of search rankings and adverts to ensure that they are gently steered into this position? You decide...

More chance you came a cropper on a UK road than bought a Chromebook this year

RyokuMas
Mushroom

Over my cold, dead corpse...

Chromebook? Might as well hand Google your head on a silver platter...

So you reckon Nokia-wielding Microsoft can't beat off Apple?

RyokuMas

Re: I disagree in part

You missed out:

* Pirating Android apps is a breeze

RyokuMas
Trollface

Re: This mythical Microsoft Phone you speak of

It's been around for a while...

... it's this Linux on the desktop that I'm curious about, when's that going to hit the high streets?

Windows Phone Live: An enterprise story

RyokuMas
Trollface

Ooh, an article about Azure and Windows Phone...

... cue the usual suspects trotting out the same old links about the Azure leap year bug and same old jokes about the number of Windows Phones they haven't seen in the wild...

...

...

...

... again.

Droid malware cloak outwits Google Bouncer and friends

RyokuMas
FAIL

Re: Simples...

And I see what you did there AC, you ignored the timeframes and platforms I specified. The contrast I was drawing was between the most popular desktop OS prior to mobile devices becoming widely used, and the most popular mobile OS at the present time.

Of course, if you want to do a direct comparison, then you will have to compare Android to Windows Phone. Both have the same sandboxing and uninstall capacity you describe, but by default, Windows Phone apps come from the Microsoft store, which enforces stringent certification checks - I know, because I have a number of apps published, and on my first couple, I spent some time addressing where I had failed some of these checks. Compared to my first Android apps, which required a grand total of my paying Google $25 and uploading them... until I read this, I wasn't even aware that Google's store was curated.

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Simples...

Prior to smartphones/tablets, Windows was the biggest and most insecure platform - so it got targeted.

Nowadays, steadily more people are turning to mobile devices. On these devices, Android has the greatest OS market share. It is also inherently the most insecure out-of-the-box, by it's "open" nature. The fact that compared to the app stores of other, "walled garden" mobile operating systems, Google's security checks for new apps are very lax only makes matters worse.

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance" - you want an open OS, expect to be targeted by miscreants. Simples!

Microsoft enlists Apache to help Windows devs build hybrid mobile apps

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Thank goodness for Xamarin...

I'd rather maintain per-platform code bases rather than work in Javascript

NO, Microsoft hasn't given up on .Net, and YES it's all about cloud

RyokuMas
Meh

Mixed bag...

"Move to the Cloud"... meh. I want to keep my code and data somewhere I have control over, thank you!

But otherwise, it's good to hear .Net getting a boost. It'll be a cold day in hell before I start trying to code applications in the abomonation that is Javascript.

What's Android Silver? Samsung preps Tizen mobes 'for Russia, India'

RyokuMas
Thumb Up

Good luck, Samsung!

With Google trying increasing to take control of what was originally a great open-source idea (see here and here), all I can say is "Good luck, Samsung!"

Moreover, if Samsung can up their game with their app store, they might just pull it off. After all, to the average buyer on the street, Android is not a brand (like, say, iPhone) - Samsung is.

Now, let's see if they can get Monogame running on Tizen...

Google: Mmm. Tab-free Gmail desktop client? We won't DENY it

RyokuMas
Black Helicopters

Keep 'em guessing...

Classic misdirection - everyone will be too busy howling about the new, very different and highly visible UI changes to be worried about the inevitable small clauses in the usage licence that allows Google to scan, profile, sell, advertise etc., even more than they do now.

Microsoft may launch several new Surfaces on May 20 – report

RyokuMas
Big Brother

Re: "4.4 per cent of the market"

Nice truncation of the fact that that's the tablet market, there. Similarly, the oh-so-subtle introduction of Windows Phone, to try and shift the focus, despite the actual article being about the Surface.

To give credit where it's due, I've only ever seen a couple of Surfaces in the wild.

But Windows Phones - I'd suggest getting on the London Underground, any weekday.

Or does Google glass have realtime filters to remove things that the Googleborg doesn't want you to see?

King's stocks are candy-crushed as its top toy suffers splurge slump

RyokuMas
Happy

Elvis has left the building...

Goodbye, King.com. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

Signed,

Every single indie gamedev out there

You'll hate Google's experimental Chrome UI, but so will phishers

RyokuMas
Trollface

Yeah, all those redirects caused by phishers must put extra strain of Google's capability to track us all.

Microsoft: We've got HUNDREDS of patents on Android tech

RyokuMas
Coat

"And I can't believe the people who upvoted you just out of reflex to anything that says MS are duplicitous"

You've been around these boards long enough, surely you should be used to that behaviour by now?

Chrome makes new password grab in version 34

RyokuMas
Stop

"No comment..."

Jesus, yet more creepiness and underhand behaviour from Google... why don't they just come out and announce "ALL YOUR LIVES ARE BELONG TO US!"

Not your father's spam: Trojan slingers attach badness to attachment WITHIN attachment

RyokuMas
Coat

Re: Can I get pwned by ZeuS...

You forgot to sign off with "[insert obligatory Microsoft-related item here in caps] FAIL"...

Therefore: EADON IMPRESSION FAIL!

Reg slips claws across Nokia's sexy sixties handsets, fondles flagship too

RyokuMas

Interesting...

Given that the 630 looks like a similar price point to the Nokia X, it'll be interesting seeing how the two shape up against each other...

In three hours, Microsoft gave the Windows-verse everything it needed

RyokuMas

Re: Clueless

"Xamarin at $999/year/developer/platform is a bit pricey, no?"

Depends what you're after. If you're an indie wanting to experiment, you can start off with, just Android (for example) for $299 for a year's support. And "support" is the key word here - from the Xamarin site FAQ:

"What happens when my Xamarin subscription expires?

Your apps will continue to run even after your subscription has expired. Your Xamarin license is perpetual. If you choose not to renew your subscription, you will no longer have access to new releases and support, and we will be very sad.."

... in other words, you can still build and deploy apps, you just lose updates and support. In fact, their support team recently helped me fix a problem I had that prevented me doing just that, even though my licence had expired!

On the other hand, if you're looking for business use, think about how much it would cost to employ specialists for (say) both and Objective C specialist team for iOS and a Java specialist team for Android. You'll soon recoup the $999 out of a salary you don't have to pay since you'll need fewer developers to maintain a single code base...

RyokuMas
Stop

Re: None of this changes anything

"Your name is perfectly appropriate, Elmer FUD"

... but his statement is also accurate - at least in my experience. I have nothing against Linux, but given the nightmares I've had with most of the open source tools I've tried in past, there's no way I'm voluntarily wiping my dev box without absolute certainty that it won't end up only being useful as a doorstop.