* Posts by RyokuMas

1913 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Oct 2009

Guess who doesn't have to pay $1.3bn in back taxes? Of course it's fscking Google

RyokuMas
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Re: Basic accountancy problem

"NO one is forced to use Googles products..."

As I've said before to the sheeple-bleating of the Google faithful - find me reliable sites which fulfil my needs and do not use analytics, maps, search or any other API that Google offers, and I will use them.

Also, maybe you haven't been paying attention recently, but Google just got hit with a record fine for anticompetitive behaviour. If you think for a minute that Google will not use every trick in their book to strangle such a competitor at birth, I'm afraid you are deluded.

Got a Windows Phone 8 mobe? It's now officially obsolete. Here's why...

RyokuMas
Trollface

Re: Microsoft's big mistake was in not filling their app store.

"the market has spoken"

This phrase always makes me laugh - especially when it's extolled by the more vocal advocates of Linux...

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Fun while it lasted...

Having been in almost from the very start (my first game release was about 8 months after WP7launched), WinPhone was a fun little platform to develop for. Yes, in the beginning there was no IAP mechanism, ad fill rates were virtually zero and the support site was up and down more regularly than a manic-depressive kangaroo, but XNA (and later Monogame) were great and ultimately what got me interested in mobile development as a whole.

True, it never got the market share I had hoped might happen in those early days (Microsoft doing their usual thing), and the marketplace has collapsed into a similar cess-pit as Play and the App store (a few titles dominant due to big marketing budgets plus a flood of shiteware), but it still remains the mobile platform I got the most downloads and best return from - and had the most fun developing for.

I got out of making mobile games a few years back - largely due to the aforementioned state of the markets on all platforms - but it was fun while it lasted, and the first platform I've developed for seriously since my Atari ST days. Guess I've always had a soft spot for the underdog... guess that means I should start looking at the Switch for my next development platform...

OMG, dad, you're so embarrassing! Are you P2P file sharing again?

RyokuMas
Paris Hilton

Re: re: pay for the good/services

"Most freetards would like to pay too. But not the artificially inflated price set by corporate greed."

In which case, how do you explain Android's insane piracy rate and the rise of free-to-play while games priced at a dollar or less are left to flounder?

Google ships WannaCrypt for Android, disguised as Samba app

RyokuMas
Devil

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but...

What's the betting that, instead of fixing the app, Google release an Android patch that closes the vulnerability?

Why? An app update could be applied at any time on any phone by the end user. But an OS update can be delayed - or even not delivered - by the handset providers...

... which would basically mean that Pixel phones would be protected almost immediately, allowing Google to claim that only their handsets have this level of security and make other providers look like the bad guys into the bargain.

Wouldn't put it past Google to use this sort of marketing tactic...

Google DeepMind trial failed to comply with data protection – ICO

RyokuMas
Devil

Re: Quel Surprise

Strikes me that Google is becoming some kind of data-driven Uber, doing whatever they please and occasionally getting caught. Except they have the money to laugh off the small fines and buy off pretty much anyone they want.

Ubuntu 'weaponised' to cure NHS of its addiction to Microsoft Windows

RyokuMas
Paris Hilton

Swings and roundabouts

Trouble is, in the NHS, you'll have a lot of "stick-in-the-mud" users who get in a big flap every time something changes.

What you save in Windows licences, you'll have to pay in retraining staff.

Note: this is based off experience from when I had several hospitals as clients... getting calls to attend on-site and "look into an error" that turned out to be a warning stating that the report that was about to run was quite big and take a bit of time... panic that data had been lost because they had switched to a different view mode... that sort of thing

Not Apr 1: Google stops scanning your Gmail to sling targeted ads at you

RyokuMas
Stop

Back to the 90s...

"Google has said it will no longer scan the content of Gmail messages to sell targeted adverts to users of the free service"

Wow. Read that and had a flashback to Tony Blair's premiership...

Microsoft recommends you ignore Microsoft-recommended update

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Music, maestro!

'Nuff said

Google to remove private medical data from search results

RyokuMas
Devil

Re: And the mustachioed contenance of Big Brother opened into a smile

It would be nice, wouldn't it?

However, in reality, it's the people with the money that get to push what the law should be.

Two Brits nabbed amid probe into global plot to hack Microsoft network

RyokuMas
Joke

Now we know where Eadon has been all this time!

Avere: You're going to see tighter integration between us and Google

RyokuMas
Devil

History repeating...

"... suppose Google OEMs/resells Avere's product..."

Embrace...

Microsoft's new Surface laptop defeats teardown – with glue

RyokuMas
Joke

Re: That's Surface crossed off my Christmas list, then!

"Who'd have thought it?"

About as many people as would have expected such a post from you, I'd wager!

Internet hygiene still stinks despite botnet and ransomware flood

RyokuMas
Trollface

It's all MicroSlurp's fault, withdrawing support for their 15-year-old operating system! They should be able to miracle it secure immediately, test it fully overnight and roll out the changes without any kind of forced update installation! Damn them!

It's 2017 and Microsoft is still patching Windows XP+ – to plug holes exploited by trio of leaked NSA weapons

RyokuMas
FAIL

Question

"You cannot blame your IT Department because at the end of the day they are not in charge of the purse strings."

... but since when has bureaucratic restriction prevented the usual suspects from taking the opportunity to take a swipe at Microsoft?

Pizza proffer punctures privacy protection, prompts pals' perfidy

RyokuMas
Devil

"... people say they want privacy but make choices suggesting the opposite, and can be easily manipulated through interface design..."

...like offering "a faster way to browse the web" all over your site's main page?

Science megablast: Comets may have brought xenon to Earth

RyokuMas
Trollface

Re: Oh thanks, now I'll have bloody Bomb the Bass stuck in my head all day!

"Perseverance, that's all I needed."

... and an auto-fire joystick?

Nuns chastise Google and Eric names Larry greatest human alive

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: Doing more and more evil

Somehow "I told you so" really doesn't quite say it...

Seminal game 'Colossal Cave Adventure' released onto GitLab

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Wow, flashback

Oh man, this takes me back... text adventures were where I cut my programming and game development teeth; looking back, it was such a blissful time when if you needed a new "scene" added, you just needed a few lines of description and not a honk-load of time and effort to model/texture/animate it.

Simpler times... kids these days don't know what they are missing!

T-Mobile goes Apple/Google route by separating phone numbers and devices

RyokuMas
Devil

Re: Nice!

... or they might manipulate their search results to bury information about it...

Google wants to track your phone and credit card through meatspace

RyokuMas
Devil

Re: Oh for Pity's Sake

"I can't see how on earth Google getting round that could ever be considered legal."

Since when have Google been bothered about the law?

Google leak-hunting team put under unwelcome spotlight

RyokuMas
Devil

Don't be evil...

Nice to see them eating their own dogfood...

NASA duo plan Tuesday ISS spacewalk to replace the mux that sux

RyokuMas
Joke

Letters, not numbers

Wonder if they originally intended to call it "MDM-A", then someone wait "waaaaaiiit a minute!"

Windows 10: Triumphs and tragedies from Microsoft Build

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: A "Windows skin" for an underlying Linux codebase

Sorry, but the AGGRESSIVE, LASH-OUT attitude displayed here only serves to put me off giving Linux development another try... this is fast approaching Eadon territory.

As as for worrying about control and spying, what search engine, browser and phone OS do you use?

Kill Google AMP before it kills the web

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: Don't be evil

They forsook it a long time ago, ever since someone realised "Hey, if we put a link to this browser we made on our search page with a strapline of 'upgrade your web browsing experience', we could take over the browser market!"

And the big problem we now face is that too many in IT were too stuck on their grudge with Microsoft to realise that the same thing was happening all over again, albeit on a far greater and more insidious scale, right down to the astroturfers and cheerleaders. Don't believe me? Just check out the past comments of some of those so prevalent in their pro-Google remarks... alas, I cannot provide links lest I be accused of calling someone a shill, and thus violate the Reg rules...

RyokuMas
Devil

Re: Oh, meant to say - the Reg site is really slow on mobile

Like a non-W3C-approved subset of HTML that will allow it's creators to recognise it and thus further abuse their monopoly of search to extend further control over the web.

RIP, open web.

Let's sum up Google's VR strategy so far: Making life less crap for a lonely 20-something

RyokuMas
Devil

"Let's sum up Google's VR strategy so far: Making life less crap for a lonely 20-something"

Find ways of gathering yet more information about you so that we can stalk you even more effectively.

TFTFY

US judges say you can Google Google, but you can't google Google

RyokuMas
Mushroom

They can keep their trademark...

I'll stick to "search the web" in common parlance - any cretin that doesn't understand this but does understand "Google it" a) deserves to have all their private data slurped and b) probably should not be using a computer.

While Microsoft griped about NSA exploit stockpiles, it stockpiled patches: Friday's WinXP fix was built in February

RyokuMas
Devil

Re: Plenty of blame to go around

"Is that the same Google Docs that got totally owned the other week?"

... or the same Google that has been illegally"inappropriately" using patient data?

DocuSign forged – crooks crack email system and send nasties

RyokuMas
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Re: world+dog

@Hopalong - same here: four mails so far and no warning.

All that free music on YouTube is good for you, Google tells music biz

RyokuMas
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Unexpected footnote

"Google gives this away for free*"

Fully expected to find "* unless you count your privacy as currency" as the footnote when I scrolled down...

Android O-mg. Google won't kill screen hijack nasties on Android 6, 7 until the summer

RyokuMas
FAIL

"Google has told Check Point that the issue will be fixed in Android O, which will most likely be out this summer or autumn."

Probably busy working on their new OS that doesn't rely on a non-google-controlled kernel...

Call the fuzz, says Google, get the reward

RyokuMas
Devil

Beware of Geeks bearing gifts...

"Chocolate Factory bearing gifts to improve open source projects"

Like they did with AOSP, perchance?

Embrace, extend...

Agile consultant behind UK's disastrous Common Platform Programme steps down

RyokuMas
Happy

Re: Agile and government do not mix

House!

/buzzwordBingo

London app dev wants to 'reinvent the bus'

RyokuMas
Mushroom

Bah

"USB ports for charging your phone."

My local "service" by Arriva has USB for charging phones, sockets for laptops and on-board wifi...

... pity they can't run on time for shit.

'Crazy bad' bug in Microsoft's Windows malware scanner can be used to install malware

RyokuMas
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Re: Too true

"<Cough> 5 years Google docs flaw</cough>"

Won't stop the usual knee-jerk though.

Facebook is abusive. It's time to divorce it

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: Huh?

I don't see any "Share on Uber" or "Login using your Uber account" on any of the websites I visit...

Today's bonkers bug report: Microsoft Edge can't print numbers

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Why, Microsoft? Why?

This is just stupid... there are enough people out there whose knee-jerk reaction to anything Microsoft is spew and rant without you doing things like this to help them...

Don't click that Google Docs link! Gmail hijack mail spreads like wildfire

RyokuMas
FAIL

Tut tut tut

"Apparently no one at Google thought to block someone calling their app Google Docs."

Due diligence, anyone?

Tuttity fucking tut.

Uber sued by ex-Lyft driver tormented by app maker's 'Hell' spyware

RyokuMas
Stop

Re: "Unlike Lyft, Uber changes the tokens it uses..identify drivers, to prevent such tracking."

@Phil O'Sophical Guess your area isn't served by Arriva...

Apple's zippy silicon leaves Android rivals choking on dust

RyokuMas
FAIL

Advertising spend...

"Intriguingly, Apple also spends far less on marketing than Google"

I guess abusing your monopoly and splashing "buy our thing!" call-to-actions on your search homepage doesn't work as well for phones as it does for web browsers...

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

RyokuMas
Facepalm

"... the BK stunt has now been stopped dead by Google."

Can't have someone other than the primary user(s) of the device activating it now, can we? It would skew our profiling data...

Consumers go off PCs as global shipments continue their decline

RyokuMas
Unhappy

Re: Consumers

If consumers cared whether or not they were spied on, Google would be out of business and Duck Duck Go would be #1 search engine.

Alas this is not the case.

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: Yet again...

"It's a mature market. O that Gartner and headline writers were mature enough to understand that."

... and the Google brainwashedfaithful who think that current OS usage stats herald the end of Windows... in my entire experience as a programmer, I have yet to see anyone developing on anything that wasn't either a PC running some flavour of Windows, or a Mac*. Certainly I've yet to meet anyone who has built anything on a Chromebook or an Android-based device...

*OK, back in the pre-PC days, I used to use an Atari ST.

Hasta la Windows Vista, baby! It's now officially dead – good riddance

RyokuMas

Re: It's not all bad news

"Google's contribution: Gave the world its most popular mobile OS for free. Commoditised smartphones. Brainwashed the vast majority into believing that their acts of mass surveillance are socially acceptable.

TFTFY.

An echo chamber full of fake news? Blame Google and Facebook, says Murdoch chief

RyokuMas
Devil

Textbook

"Your business model can't be simultaneously based on both intimate, granular details about users and no clue whatsoever about rather obvious pirate sites..."

Sounds textbook from the BOFH manual to me!

Microsoft's new hardware: eight x86 cores, 40 GPU cores

RyokuMas
Stop

Better graphics!

... does nothing to fix "shite gameplay" or "tired old franchise".

Put down your coffee and admire the sheer amount of data Windows 10 Creators Update will slurp from your PC

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: Soft target?

But we seem to bash MS more for this slurping than the others. I wonder why?

Some are still mired 20+ years ago in the past and can't get over the browser wars. Others still blindly believe the dream from the early days of Google, and cannot face what they have become. Others still because, despite the fact that the majority of Android devices running an OS flavour that is becoming increasing proprietary to Google, they still claim it as a victory for open source and Linux.

... and of course, like Microsoft before them, there are those who have a vested interest in attacking the competition.

Android beats Windows as most popular OS for interwebz – by 0.02%

RyokuMas
Facepalm

Re: Not Dead Yet

The tragedy here is that all those who are whooping and hollering about "the demise of Windows" are basically overlooking one key thing: the driving force behind this is Google.

The same Google who requires integration of their services in what was once an open source operating system...

The same Google who have (ab)used their monopoly over search results to make their browser the #1...

The same Google who has built their entire business on "spying on people"*...

A Billy Connelly sketch springs to mind - he's talking about a preacher delivering a sermon about people in hell looking up at god and wailing "We didn't know!" - and god replying "Well, you f***ing well know now, don't you?!"... well, in about 20 years time, we'll definitely know.

* I always loved the way with the anti-Microsoft-brigade that it's "spying on people" when it's Windows 10, but with Google it's "that's the way their business works and I'm happy to exchange my privacy to use their services"...

BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

RyokuMas
Happy

I detect a new PFY in the making...