* Posts by Santa from Exeter

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Netherlands arm of KPMG fined $25M for cheating in exams

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Team America

Bad as this is for the Netherlands arm of KPMG it does beg one question.

Why are the Yanks fining the Netherlands arm having already done for the US arm? US Overreach again?

YouTube creators must now 'fess up to using AI in vids

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YT content

Whilst I don't dispute that there's a lot of rubbish on You Tube, there's also more than enough good stuff to keep me entertaind for hours, from Sci-Fi shorts to Historical lecrtures and channels covering my other interests (keep it clean at the back please :-) )

Crowning glory of GOV.UK websites updated, sparking frontend upgrades

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Re: changes to things like police and military uniforms, and signage on official buildings

Quote - just imagine how hard it must be to live in countries that don't have to replace every single postbox, government form, uniform and banknote every time the head of state changes!

If you are in the UK, you do. My nearest postbox sill has GR on it (George for those who don't know postbox put up between 1910-1936)

The 'old' banknotes and coins will only be withdrawn when they become too worn to use.

India to launch android into space to test crewed launch capability

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Re: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Benign? Did you forget Queeg?

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

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Re: Pedant? moi?

They then make the correction silently, and don't let on who informed them of their error. I recently corrected a factual. error in a piece and it just changed with no acknowledgement (not even a 'thanks' e-mail reply).

Disease X fever infects Davos: WEF to plan response to whatever big pandemic is next

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Twats

I see all the usual suspects in the anti-vax, anti-mask conspiracy wankers are giving sensible posts the inevitable downvotes.

Here's another post for you to let loose on.

You are ruining the Register's comment section on any dog-whistle topic so it's becoming not worth bothering.

Oh, and I'm deliberately *not* going AC on this as a lot of you do, I actually stand behind what I say (and yes, I know it's a Nym, but I use it all the time here - and elsewhere)

Google coughs up $700M in Play Store antitrust suit

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Bullshit. Apple are the worst of the lot! I wonder how much they paid the judge for that fucked up decision. If it's closed, it's a monopoly. Hate on Google all you want, but they do at least allow sideloading and Apple take exactly the same cut from developers as Google, making a mockery of that part as well.

Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse

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Re: What these type of people dont realise.......

Like the Observatory in Lucifer's Hammer.

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

Santa from Exeter

Re: Jedes Schrift'l ist ein Gift'l

El Reg, however, no longer cares for this spelling as they now "anonymize" things, rather than anonymising them as stated in the footnote :-(

NASA pushes back timing of ISS deorbit vehicle contract

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Re: Why can't they just...

Downvoted for the wrong reference. It's actually Pink Floyd.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_the_Controls_for_the_Heart_of_the_Sun

Tech renders iconic rockers Kiss genuinely immortal

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More pop than Rock

Kiss were never truly a Rock group, they were, at best, heavy-ish pop with OTT theatrics to cover up the failings of the music.

It was no real suprise to me that, after taking off the makeup for a bit (the adulation was more sychophantic than genuine IMHO) when they were flagging, they quickly put it back on again as that was their schtick.

There were plenty of true Rock bands in the 70's and 80's that far outperformed the lacklustre Kiss IMHO.

Rocky Linux and Oracle Unbreakable Linux also hit 9.3

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A bit late to the party

The article states 'something which, remarkably as it sounds to users of other distros, wasn't a built-in function of RHEL in the old days'

The Old Days is right, leapp upgrades have been available for a while now, you can leapp from RHEL7 to RHEL8 reliably.

Bezos might beat Musk to Mars as NASA recruits Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket

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Re: Nothing much to be missed if lost.

New Glenn *may* beat the odds, when it eventually flies. I wouldn't hold out too many hopes of 2024, never mind August.

Developers build AI to read ancient scroll burnt in Mount Vesuvius eruption

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Re: traffic lights more efficient ?

Exactly the same here in Exeter. Instead of a 'Green Wave' on major routes we get the Red Jams. Prioroty given to side roads, even when there's no traffic whatsoever emerging from them.

When combined with a piss-poor implementation of the '15 minute City' idea I'm half convinced the County Council is trying to poison the residents!

Rocket Lab launch streak goes up in smoke with 41st mission

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Re: Falcon 9/Heavy are working out pretty well

I see every indication of just that in the sentence beginning 'While we've been staring goggle-eyed at the conflagrations coming out of Elon Musk's SpaceX,' linking to the Starship explosion.

comparing Apples and Oranges.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Re: Idiocracy

How far in the past do you want to go? Just far enough where the mill was the only place to work and was 15 minutes away (as was the mill owners shop)?

Or maybe far eniough back that you had to walk a day to get to the local Town, so were forced to use the village shop?

I live in a subutrban area of a smallish city and the main thing within 15 minutes walk from me is charity shops, hairdressers and a dog shampoo parlour, unless you want to but a fireplace.

Facial recog system used by Met Police shows racial bias at low thresholds

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Pirate

Completion

To Arrghh is to be a Pirate?

Fujitsu bags £142M UK government work since Horizon probe announced

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Re: "We can't undo the damage that has been done."

Erm, no, it isn't easy.

How do you compensate for those who took their own lives because of this?

IT boss arrested over Cash App exec Bob Lee death

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FAIL

Re: Parsing it Out - Read the whole quote

"But I hope today’s arrest can begin a process of healing and closure for all those touched by this tragedy."

He's been prejudged alright.

Parisians say au revoir to shared e-scooters

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Re: "the French capital was taking a step backwards in environmental sustainability"

Quote - 'Interestingly, e-bikes are ~3x more CO2 efficient than push bikes as human food is much more CO2 intensive than electricity.'

I call bullshit on that one. I don't consume any more food when I ride a pushbike thatn I do normally and, at the end of it's life (well longer than a battery) my pushbike won't have the same amount of hazardous waste as an e-bike.

EU 'poised' to OK Microsoft's Activision biz gobble

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Sony

For everyone complaining about Microsoft games look to Sony, You know, the ones who refuse to collaborate on any cross-platform stuff whilst introducing a virus to your PC.

Microsoft and community release scripts to help mitigate Defender mess

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FAIL

Re: While You're Flogging Microsoft for this

Oh Look. A link to an 8 year old article. Pray tell, how many times has Microbork screwed up since then?

What do the US midterm election results mean for a federal privacy law?

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Re: Deja Vu yet again

Yup, Ole Warty Face didn't even like the Parliament that his bully boy Pride had given him.

Typical Military Dictator.

NASA's cubesat makes it to the Moon to test orbit for human visitors

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FAIL

Units!

Well, it's here folks, El Reg has gone fully Yank.

I know it's a story about NASA, but a sloppy conversion to kg from lbs (that *only* Americans use) and not even an attempt to convert from Miles is really taking the biscuit.

Truly we should have the 2.8677 Adult Badgers sized cubesat in an orbit of 25146.7257 Devon fatburgs by 3258299.6947 Brontosaurus'.

Darth Vader voice actor James Earl Jones allows AI to take over the role

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Windows

The Original Darth Vader

Actually, I read it in a West Country accent.

(Is that a Cider I see in your hand?)

The truth about that draft law banning Uncle Sam buying insecure software

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Imagine the scenario

Ubcle Sam is about to roll out a new version of Windows when, surprise, surprise, it's found to have a security issue. No updates for you lot, keep on running the buggy crap we already have (note, this only covers *new buys*)!

Two years on, Apple iOS VPNs still leak IP addresses

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FAIL

Typical Apple

Gull the Public into believing their " Apple is more secure than 'X' " crapola all the while leaking like a sieve.

Why is IBM selling post-quantum crypto when it's still a pre-quantum company?

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Re: "Have you seen the forms?"

Of course there isn't a 'Dollar Price', that would be like saying "How much for a Ford".

How many cores do you want?

How Many LPARS do you want?

Do you have a Z/OS workload or is it all Linux guests?

Beginning to get the picture?

IBM highlights real-time fraud detection in z16 mainframe

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Pause button

The On/Off may be *designed* to only be used twice, but you have an outage of all of your Linux guests whenever you patch an LPAR

Reg reader rages over Virgin Media's email password policy

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Mushroom

It's worse than that Jim

Unless they have changed their internal policies (I very much doubt it) The password is available in plain text to Hell Desk staff.

Singapore introduces potent anti-scam measures

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Re: "accelerate adoption of – and preference for – mobile banking apps"

Did you miss the bit about also making the victim responsible for the losses?

"Furthermore, Wong said customers and banks would have a shared responsibility for any losses in the future"

IBM Cloud to offer Z-series mainframes for first time – albeit for test and dev

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What's the point?

I really don't see the point in this, if Big Blue are trying to use this to entice new players into the Mainframe buying scene they are deluded.

Anyone who needs one already has one, and if they need a T&D stack, they'll have a physical one already.

The only way we might use this is when we come to refresh our hardware, so IBM would lose out on that side (also lose out on their nice little reselling sideline).

Colour me Confused.

New York Times outlays seven-figure sum for 1,900 lines of JavaScript – yes, we mean Wordle

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Interesting

Rather interesting to see "Copyright (c) Microsoft Corporation" in the middle of the code!

Twelve years after Intel was fined $1.2bn for unfairly running over rivals, an EU court says: No need to pay

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Stop

Re: Open banana courts @LC

Downvoted for the Bullshit Ani-vax Anti-masker 'Muzzle' comment

Employers in denial over success of digital skills training, say exasperated staffers

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Training Gap

From the Article -

"Most employees believe that employers should invest in their future by providing skills training, and younger employees have higher expectations, according to the report. In Germany, 69 per cent of employees aged 18 to 29 agreed with this, while in the UK, the age category agreeing most was those aged 30 to 49, at 65 per cent."

You might well find the difference in the age band between the UK and Germany is down to the training available to the differing age groups.

In the UK, it's not uncommon for companies to invest in early years training, which then tapers off significantly by the time you reach 30.

I don't know the situation in Germany, but its possible that the reverse is the case there.

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

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Trend Following

As it's intended to give ratings, they could just follow a well know trend and call it -

Pot-u-Like

Games Workshop has chucked another £500k at entrenched ERP project with no end to epic battle in sight

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Trollface

Re: Profit before tax £88.2m

Only if you don't go for the Forge world addons to your Astra Milliwhatsit force.

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Swapsies

The swap is Hugh Cornwell strumming bass like his usual guitar and JJ Burnel resolutely not playing a guitar.

Easy

Next!

Robotic arm on China's space station does a demo, swings out 20 degrees and back while holding cargo ship

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Joke

Re: Lifting in space

That's tonnes old bean. China isn't as backward as to use tons.

Hauliers report problems with post-Brexit customs system but HMRC insists it is 'online and working as planned'

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Re: Hmm

Oh, there was a build up to 'The Troubles' (nice conflation of those with the recent woes over Brexit induced customs tomfoolery).

The build up was, once again, the fault of those Damn Europeans, specifically the Frenchies.

You *were* aware (like any half decent historian) that the Pale was established by the Normans, weren't you?

A moment of tension as the James Webb Space Telescope stretches sunshield on way to L2 destination

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Re: In space

Imagine the sound of an indrawn fart

Developer creates ‘Quite OK Image Format’ – but it performs better than just OK

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Re: Colour me impressed...

I also grew up with analogue TV and the snow was frigging abysmal.

You might have been lucky enough to have a perfect picture, but I bet you lived about 10 feet from the broadcast mast, unlike most of the country.

Police National Computer not pwned by Clop ransomware crims, insists Home Office

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Childcatcher

Re: I would like 100 upvotes for Christmas please.

Downvoted. Bah Humbug.

-> Closest thing to Scrooge

US bags Russian accused of bagging millions after stealing pre-release financial filings

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66%

Is that above or below what a competent company analyst would hit? Is this just a case of Wah,Wah they're better at it than us?

US distrust of Huawei linked in part to malicious software update in 2012

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Bullcrap

So, a 3 man band reporting on All things War, staffed by an ex-American forces guy is expert in this now?

Do me a favour, it's another American whitewash.

Insurance firm Admiral fails to grab phone location data of 'fraud' claimant's mother

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Re: And in Germany...

You would have thought that the Judge mifght have demanded some actual proof from Sony, rather that just a wild claim.

It's not as if sony don't have form.

OK, boomer? Gen-X-ers, elder millennials most likely to name their cars, says DVLA

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Just a couple

The first car I named was a Citroen BX, one of the early models with no stalks around the steering wheel, a revovlving drum speedo and an LED Tacho - The Big Red Rocket Ship, it also had the Weber carb so as a 1600 it could nail the speedo to the 120 mph max.

The second was a Black Montego. When the wings had to be replaced and the Scrappies only had white ones it became Ska.

The third was a Race edition 2.1L diesel Espace I named the Flying Wardrobe on Wheels. Used to enjoy leaving the local boy racers standing at the lights with that one.

The last one I named (just scrapped it) was a green Chevvy Matiz, called the Pea, because it was small, green and felt about the size of a peapod.

ESA's Solar Orbiter will swing past Earth this week – sure hope nobody created a big cloud of space junk up there

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Timezone?

I'm assuming that, as this is Science, the times quoted are UTC, but it would be good to get a clarification in the article.

Not only MSPs: All cloudy firms are in line for UK security law crackdown

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FAIL

CE+ No thank you

CE+ is an absolute joke.

It's squarely aimed at Small Enterpise where the 'Security Team' is also the teamaker.

Working for a reasonably sized endeavour, where we have seperate Networks and Platforms Teams we *really* don't need it explaining to us that our "BT Home Hub is a router"

Additionally, the definition of 'supported software' used is complete bollocks, as apparently RHEL6 is unsupported, even if you can provide evidence that you have bought the Extended support package!

Load of old Crap

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