* Posts by JaitcH

3904 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Oct 2009

Kodak strikes at Apple in iPhone, Mac patent dispute

JaitcH
Black Helicopters

If it's OK for Microsoft ...

I guess Apple felt that it, too, could plunder other peoples IP rights, just as it did with the Xerox developement work that was adopted by Apple for it's GUI.

NAO tells HMRC: Pick up, dammit

JaitcH
Troll

E-government a British failure

Communicating with any government department is hard enough; the British government makes it that much harder.

Little wonder people resort to bricks and bombs to wake Whitehall up.

US Army's robot kill-chopper chopped

JaitcH
Grenade

Ahem, Defence Industry, the U.S. government is broke

Why does the U.S. defence industry find it hard to understand that the Pentagon, and the U.S. government, is a little short of cash?

Scottish doc swerves charges for snooping

JaitcH
Alert

Updating his medical knowledge?

Maybe this doctor was simply keeping up with his medical knowledge by reading high profile cases.

This proves the N.H.S. data records are not secure. I vote to keep mine on paper.

Google banned 30,000 advertisers post Economic Resurrection

JaitcH
Unhappy

We stopped using Adwords

as Google never paid us.

Pizza delivery man cops to life in DarkMarket

JaitcH
Happy

It's good to know they were gentlemen

I was pleased to read that fould language was banned in their forum. They must be gentlemen, albeit gentlemen thieves - like Members of Parliament.

Cyber attack hits law firm that sued China

JaitcH
Unhappy

Dumb lawyers - crippled browsers.

These dummies should have adopted a decent browser to avoid the Chinese and use a decent web host who keeps updated with patches.

US will complain to China about Google hacking

JaitcH
Stop

Satellite dishes need permits

Satellite dishes are rare in China and require special permits.

The Chinese Plod are even taught to make sure the licenced dishes are pointed in the right direction.

I use a portable satellite terminal when I visit CN which is very similar in appearance to a computer. especially when I stick Lenovo labels on it.

Texas Instruments to patch smart meter crypto blunder

JaitcH
Unhappy

We have electronic meter reading

for electricity, hot water and heating/cooling.

Even if the hackers managed to mess up the meter readings it wouldn't make much difference anyway as Provident Energy- Canada charges for the 'hot' water whether it is cold, luke warm or hot. Never had scalding or very hot yet water yet! (Ask any owner in the Accolades)

They hack their own meters I guess.

Exploit code for potent IE zero-day bug goes wild

JaitcH
Grenade

Internet Explorer?

Do people actually use this piece of junk software?

Apple lawyer smacks Gawker with Mac tablet hint

JaitcH
Grenade

Bloody lawyers!

The Pirate Bay had the best policy in dealing with the legal freeloaders who write 'threatening' letters.

Ignore them and publish the threatening letters. (Some lawyers even try to copyright court pleadings!)

UK government considers open source Ordnance Survey data

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Thumb Up

Pay for codes? Only in Britain.

Canada shows the way! < http://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/personal/help/usingfpc.jsf >

By code, by address. F R E E

Oh, we also have a very special one (remembering the format is Letter Number Letter Number Letter Number) H0H 0H0 - its address is the North Pole where a certain guy is very busy at this time of year. (Who aid civil servants don't have a sense of humour?)

JaitcH
Alert

Use the code

The code is an aid to the Post Office as the lame brains can't figure out where places are any more.

If they wan the code added they should make it FREELY available.

Ofcom proposes squeezing £4m out of airlines

JaitcH
WTF?

Tough - these are international assignments

Th reason that the channels are so widely spaced is to accommodate a wide range of equipment using Amplitude Modulation at VHF.

What are they proposing? FM entertainment radio?

Next they are going demand that each aircraft obtain a UK transmitting licence, eve those from overseas jurisdictions.

And what if the airports gave OFCOM the finger it deserves? Likely they would do nothing as seizing "illegal equipment" would render airports as inoperable as Heathrow with a miserly 2 inches of snow.

Then even the brain-dead Mandy would wake up and realise that this a step too far.

Little wonder the Conservatives are claiming they will disband OFCOM

Hackers break Amazon's Kindle DRM

JaitcH
Pint

Useful feedback

I realise it's early times yet but standardising on a couple of uniform formats with tough encryption wold be better but then we run into marketing.

Of course publishers, controlling the content, could easily change things by dictating encryption and format. IMHO, as an potential overseas subscriber, Amazon in selling a disabled / crippled unit made a mistake as other units are full featured.

Perhaps PGP offers a solution?

JaitcH
FAIL

Teaching Amazon

Amazon should realise that determined people will always break DRM and that it was foolish to think otherwise.

Companies and organisations with far deeper pockets than Amazons have learned the lesson: Amazon was just too arrogant to think it could do better.

Vatican awards self 'unique copyright' on Pope

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Thumb Down

Who is the pope?

He is one of a long line of men whi fancy they have the best connections to heaven.

Every one is a plageriser since they all pinch the name pope. They are hypocrites, as well, and take it upon themselves to detail how human sexual activities are to be conducted (also known as the 'Missionary' position which provided entertainment to much of the audiences).

This instruction is given by a man who, unnaturally, allegedly never has consummated such acts.

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Thumb Down

So why have so many been covicted?

That children and 'natives' have been abused is beyond question.

And what of the small skeletons found in monasteries and attributed to children born to nuns?

No, the Pope has plenty on his plate without trying to co-opt the property of others.

JaitcH
Megaphone

Ever heard of King Henry VIII?

King Henry VIII has already told the Roman Catholic Church to take a hike,

Presumably this latest self-serving proclamation from Rome should be taken with equal disdain,

Instead of co-opting the property of the congregations that make up that particular church, the Pope and his coterie would be better employed in keeping the preachers out of the pants of the children in their care.

I, for one, will totally ignore this decision.

Pontifically yours, Pope

Chinese villager jailed for eating tiger

JaitcH
Unhappy

Maps ...

Sorry, I live in VietNam and we refer to the area as the northwest.

In China it is in their West Central area - home of some great scenery and the Leaping Tiger.Gorge.

JaitcH
Black Helicopters

The people of YunNan have strange tastes

YunNan is a province in the extreme northwest of China and shares borders with Laos and VietNam. It has the head waters for the YangTze and Mekong Rivers.

The Vietnamese like have a rat problem and the Yunnanese like eating cats. Never known to miss the opportunity to make a few Yuan or Dong they started catching cats and smuggling them across the border to satisfy the desire for cat meat.

As a result the rat population increased in this part of VietNam and the rice crops were ravaged causing the government of VietNam to threaten the death penalty for smuggling ANY wild animals from VietNam into YunNan.

JaitcH
Pint

They get their nooky ...

by sneaking across the border into Laos or VietNam.

UK mobile networks line up to bash net snooping plan

JaitcH
Unhappy

Snooping Built-In

Cell systems have software packages that can provide full monitoring facilities from remote locations. The U.S. NSA does this all over the world.

Telephone switches (exchanges) also have full remote monitoring built-in.

JaitcH
FAIL

There are so many ways ...

to frustrate the UK governments attempt to spy on all of us.

The most effective is the use of pagers as the message is broadcast and can be received on all manner of equipment, official and unofficial, without disclosing the recipients position.

Phil Zimmerman has his voice encryption Zfone that not even he could eavesdrop on. Now that smartphones are becoming ubiquitous it looks like GCHQ will have it's work cut out.

All this stupidity because Blair, and now Brown, has a wet dream about knowing everything!

HP probes 'racist' webcams

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Thumb Up

In North America ...

they had a similar problem with people of African origin - their facial details were hard to determine on TV cameras.

The street lights were the problem so they developed a light that causes dark skin to fluoresce slightly and thereby reveal more of their facial details. These lights are deployed predominantly in neighbourhoods where such people live.

The other potential offered by the discriminating TV is that people of ill intent could blacken their hands and faces and become invisible.

Isn't technology wonderful?

Schmidt named Obama cybersecurity czar

JaitcH
WTF?

DoD knows about security?

Given that a British guy who is curious about the paranormal and things from afar can poke around in the 'secure' defence computers proves they are incompetent.

iPhone gets a decent keyboard

JaitcH
Stop

The problem with Apple profucts id ...

that jobs thinks he knows what everyone wants or needs. Unfortunately in this he is mistaken.

People should be free to connect or install whatever they want into Apple products, after all the ownership has been transferred from Jobs to the purchaser. I have a non-Apple smartphone product and I have added a keyboard and other goodies.

Another reason id that Apple refuses to honour the terms of its warranty which is serious when you consider that batteries are blowing up and catching fire.

Korean companies honour their warranties to the letter and even beyond.

JaitcH
Unhappy

What if ...

you had only partial dentures? This means you would be missing a few letters.

Can anyone explain the chunnel fiasco?

JaitcH
Boffin

Canadians can't understand ...

what the wrong type of leaves or the wrong type pf snow has to do with stopping the trains.

We have impressive amounts of leaves that litter the ground every winter and equally we have deep freezes and snow measured in tens of metres in depth. We have 'fluffy' snow, we have sleet, freezing rain yet our trains remain little affected.

Yet our trains plow on without interruption, be they electric or diesel powered.

We have huge snow-blowing machines that clear tracks covered with metres of snow. It is all a matter of being prepared.

How will you manage the Olympics?

TfL deploys privacy-busting voyeurcam

JaitcH
Pint

No faces in

Canada.

British troops to get new all-terrain camouflage kit

JaitcH
Alert

Multicam IS a knockoff

The U.S. Army magazine "Stars and Stripes" reported:

"As part of the effort to find the right camouflage, the 4th ID’s 2nd Battalion, 12th Infantry Regiment is wearing a pattern called “MultiCam,” which is popular with recreational paintball players and some Special Forces troops. "

So the UK can't claim copyright only that it copied another product. Typical Brown solution.

JaitcH
Troll

Guess who used this first?

Multicam is the camouflage clothing used by those characters who roam woodlands on weekends shooting each other with paint balls.

The Americans simply copied it.

I guess the British Army will let a contract to the Chinese as they have with other military clothing. This assumes that the Chinese will not copy it and use it for their army.

What a screwed up lot at the ex-War Department.

JaitcH
Grenade

When I was in the Army Signals ...

we simply affixed the nearest bushes and plants to our uniforms ro blend in.

I guess that's not high tech enough and not enough in it to pay off contractors.

UK ID card project descends into muddle

JaitcH
Unhappy

So easy to confuse the bureacracy

I hold, legally, three passports. One of my passports expired a quite a few years ago and the government in question refused to talk to me as I had no I.D.

After initiating a court action the government lawyer questioned me about certain 'mileposts' in my life to ascertain whether my knowledge concurred with their files.

The court ordered that I was indeed me and that the government should issue the required identification. No fingerprints, and photographs mailed in to an office who issued me with all the technically latest cards!

I then used these to get further services and identification. At no time, to my knowledge, was any attempt made to verify my claims visually for if they had they would have noticed my appearance has changed considerably.

Anything to satisfy the bureaucrats.

JaitcH
WTF?

Another Blair fiasco

Remember: before attending for your mugshot/fingerprint/eye scan session:

(1) Use instant tan to achieve an extreme discoloration of your face;

(2) Either coat your hands with petroleum jelly and wear rubber gloves for a day OR rub your hands on bricks (or similar) until your prints are smooth;

(3) Look cross-eyed when they scan your eyes.

Voila! The most perfect, defective I.D. card! Up yours Blunkett.

Plod to retain personal data from DNA innocents

JaitcH
Black Helicopters

Give Plod a Civics Course.

(1) People vote members of parliament;

(2) Biggest winner rules;

(3) Government decides policy and parliament votes its approval;

(4) Government signs international treaties;

(5) Government instructs the police;

(6) Police are supposed to follow the laws of the land and policy.

Since when have the police become the government? This is called police state. When do the police hit squads start killing people they think are guilty but lack sufficient evidence?

Twitter hack linked to internal security breach

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Thumb Down

Twitters are Twits

Why does everyone want to expose themselves on web sites like this.

Hear about the idiot, whilst robbing a house, logged in on the home owners computer to update his profile?

He was caught, thanks to browser history!

Faster BT broadband on starting blocks for Olympics - maybe

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Thumb Down

BT was great now an embarassment

In the Second World War (1939-1945 for the youngsters hereabouts) the Post Office Telecomms was leading edge and contributed many technical solutions.

To think that it has degenerated into what BT is today is symptomatic of what ails government endeavors these days - they can't even lay cable on time.

They should subcontract the work to China and let them show BT how to get the job done at a much cheaper price. Perhaps they should also supply the fibre, they undercut most competitors.

As for the Olympics ... the Chinese have already shown how to do it. Money on that the UK fails to better them.

Scareware scammers exploit Brittany Murphy's death

JaitcH
Dead Vulture

Exploitation equals no morals

That the scum of the computer world should exploit the tragic death of a young woman is to be abhorred.

Little else can be so loathsome.

Privacy group sues DoJ over 'digital strip search' data

JaitcH
Troll

A new use for protectors/jock straps

After procuring a jock strap and a suitably sized insert (from a sports store) carefully mold some very thin lead around the plastic cup OR, as an alternative several layers of heavy aluminium foil.

This will foil those millimetre skin scanners.

Artistically capable people could use their talents and imagination to 'enhance' the images of their jewels.

I thought pornography was illegal?

Secret neo-Nazi documents published

JaitcH
Megaphone

Hope Wikileaks servers are secure

Given the Neo-Neo's propensity for violence one has to hope Wikileaks security has been checked, and checked again.

Oz anti-censorship site is censored

JaitcH
Alert

The U.S. Constitution has a lot going for it

The oft mumbled 'freedom of speech' is the one good thing about the U.S. as it allows almost anything to get on-line. That is why the Al Quiadas of the world get hosted there.

Actions like the narrow minded Australian Registrar only drive people to migrate to the .com, etc. domains.

I administer or am webmaster for many domains and I host all my chat-rooms and controversial web site pages in the U.S. where the Authoritarian Wankers can't get their hands on the servers.

BBC looks to grab internet TV market

JaitcH
Grenade

BBC programming is failing

BBC sells a lot of programming overseas but sadly the quality if falling as they cater to the lowest common denominator.

And as in common with most network broadcasting everything, except news and sports, seems to be re-runs.

Even Nat Geo and Discovery channels seem to be broadcasting more repeats than original programming.

Now they want to monopolise/dominate the viewer.

Sorry, today's BBC cannot be trusted to act with impartiality. I might be dating myself, but the last BBC Benny Hill series was destroyed when some Twit in Aunties hierarchy found Benny had signed with ITV.

The BBC is too important for it to 'go with the trend' - it should be setting/leading the way and not be everything to everyone. They should also moderate some of the utrageous payscales they use.

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Stop

It's the Labour Master Plan

Now the GCHQ is invading your privacy up to the bedroom door Brown and Company have obviously decided it wants to KNOW what YOU are watching. You can't do this over radio or television delivered by open transmission.

Then they can close down all those digital transmitters so there will be almost unlimited spectrum freed up to be sold off to all those carriers needing capacity for 3G. That should turn the budget blues around and then everyone will re-elect Brown.

UK retail Wi-Fi security still patchy

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FAIL

Ever heard of cable?

Little wonder that CC details are leaking out over radio links.

The credit card companies, who set security policy, as to blame.

They should insist that all credit card transactions be carried over Ethernet cables aince most frequently all transaction terminals are co-located making wiring a minimum difficulty.

Using WiFi for high security applications is foolhardy.

Blighty to get own 'cyber range'

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Alert

Exactly!

Anything involving BT will be a failure ... they are so bloody bureaucratic.

Maybe their participation is complete now that the anagrams have been sorted out.

This is another Brown waste of money given how competent countries are already doing this, along with private industry.

They could get the American data and then take a little of the Menwith, Yorkshire spy station rent in return. Linking with the Russians or Chinese might have put them closer to the source.

Fujitsu workers picket London HQ

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FAIL

If you use Fujitsu services ...

maybe you can call them our for every minor glitch, etc. so that Fujitsu will realise treating employees right is important to the company and it's customers.

Special Ops robots now do psychological warfare

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Flame

The U.S. DOD is nuts!

I guess the DoD (Department of Defense) has not learned that the U.S. is broke, as in no money.

This is the way the U.S. government props up Boeing so it can undercut competitors pricing.