* Posts by Stoneshop

5954 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Facepalm time: MS Office update wipes custom Word autotext

Stoneshop
Trollface

Re: It's coming

I can see a time when we have most machines air gapped

Oh, good. We're running/we've run out of* IPV4 addresses anyway, so people keeping their stuff off the 'net should help.

* depending on what you read

Hillary Clinton says for crypto 'maybe the back door is the wrong door'

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: There is a way to do this... encourage bug doors

Doing this is comparatively easy, encourage complexity increasing ideas like the Stroustrup-like OOP, discourage simple solutions to trival problems. Eventually you will raise a generation of "Poetterings".

That's a definition of "eventually" of which I was not previously aware.

Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

Stoneshop
Alien

Re: I'm waiting until it goes to 11.

AAAAAAARGH.

Oh, right, I should have put it as "Eradicated your memories of WinME? Congrats".

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: I'm waiting until it goes to 11.

First seen with Windows Vista, by the way.

Forgot WinME? OK, you can be forgiven for that.

Stoneshop
Windows

Re: Won't let me upgrade.

Windows user, eh? If it fails, just try again, maybe it won't fail this time.

Stoneshop

Re: OK but is there a solution to make Windows Update work?

Doing it manually is not so bad really for a few machines. You just have to read the little peculiar descriptions first (thats the hard part).

With my dad's laptop, neither semi-automatic nor manual update methods had worked at all, since about early March. MS offers one or two tools to try and fix it, as well as other repair methods, but all of them worked as well as trying to push shit uphill. In the end it was reinstall time, after which the List of Verboten Updates and the Do Not Want registry settings were applied and the update method set to Manual, And I Mean It.

Maybe I should clone the disk, put it in a spare machine here and let it check for updates once a week or so, see what tricks MS are deploying next.

Which, to be honest, ought not be necessary.

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: I'm waiting until it goes to 11.

Yes, there are some nice features in Win 10 but we're going to have to wait for the next version before they get it right.

W10 will be their last consumer OS; only incremental, rolling 'improvements' from now on. And waiting for Microsoft to get it right? You'll be getting a call from Beelzebub for a bulk order of antifreeze before that.

Stoneshop
Big Brother

Re: Full Circle

cf spending countless hours on Facebook et al, supplying them with content and metadata for free.

For extremely tolerant definitions of 'free', although most people don't consider trading their personal data for 'entertainment' as a big deal anyway even if they're aware of it in the first place.

Stoneshop
Linux

Re: funnily enough...

And kinda holding my breath what doing so will be doing to my Ubuntu multiboot as well.

I had a couple of cases where a Windows (re-)install disabled Grub, but only that; it didn't actually b0rk it. Booting the install media for any of the Linuxes on the disk, going into Repair mode, pointing it at the boot record and telling it 'go fix' invariably solved it, with maybe a bit of manual prodding here and there. It can even be as simple as noting what the active partition is beforehand, then changing it back after WIndows has claimed it.

Stoneshop
Windows

Re: I'm waiting until it goes to 11.

If it's that or visiting your inlaws, trying to upgrade might well be preferable.

Stoneshop
Coffee/keyboard

New keyboard

Unicomp should offer a variant with the Reg Vulture in place of the Windows key. They're quite beverage-resistant, so a good choice for commentards anyway.

Vote now to name HPE's London boozer

Stoneshop
Trollface

Whatever the result

The sign, A4-sized or thereabouts, and with a green rectangular frame, should be presented in a ginormous box filled with a BEEEEELION styrofoam chips.

This to align the synergy of El Reg and HPE or whatever.

Stoneshop

Bar staff

Still, they'd likely be more helpful than rackmount servers.

Stoneshop

Re: its should be called 'The Garage' nothing else counts.

It should not. HPE has forsaken the spirit of the Garage.

Congress strips out privacy protections from CISA 'security' bill

Stoneshop
Big Brother

Re: Mass protests will fizzle

Given the number of gun-wielding, bomb-toting terrrrist attacks they've stopped before they happened, one could expect the protest gathering to also go unnoticed in the humongous haystacks of data the TLA's have at their disposal.

Oh wait, terrrrists are just solitary needles, they won't ever find those unless they become hidden in ever bigger haystacks.

Stoneshop
Thumb Down

Re: No, not quite

NO, what we need to do is get up offa our fat, Nintendo-addled asses,

What? You're not using Good Old Homeboy Apple Pie Made In USA (as if) XBoxes? Shame on you and your Nintendo-addled ass.

Hollywood given two months to get real about the price of piracy

Stoneshop

Judge Perram: <points to indescript piece of paper in Voltage's hands> That is not a court ruling <takes out a hefty stack of paper and holds it up for Voltage to see> THIS is a court ruling.

(now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time)

Man faces 37 years for sarcastic post insulting royal dog

Stoneshop
Trollface

Re: Streisand Effect

Maybe people should take a leaf from Monty Python's Oscar Wilde sketch

Who needs CCTV? Get a terrifying slowpoke hoverdrone cam

Stoneshop
Alert

Disappointing

after a small drone with radioactive material landed on the house of Japan's prime minister, Shinzō Abe

There haven't been news reports of him turning into Godzilla. Yet.

Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's spanking new aircraft carrier

Stoneshop
Coat

Windows NT

That's Naval Technology, right?

(the oilskin one, thanks)

VDI comes to the Raspberry Pi

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Consumables

So cheap, in fact, that Citrix wonders if military users won't mind if they're destroyed – intentionally or unintentionally.

They even considered DEC PDPs consumable, using them to determine the propagation speed of underground nuclear explosions: one down the hole to report anything reportable until it was vapourised, then the topside one switched from logging what was sent from beneath to using TDR to measure how fast the EMP 'ate' the cable. The topside one was fitted with core memory so that if they found the system afterwards, they figured they could fit the board(s?) in another system and read out the data.

The salescritter was rather disappointed that they didn't spring for a maintenance contract.

Silicon Valley's Congresswoman comes to the defense of Tor

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: To hell with Trump & Clinton...

Now, if only they could somehow combine Trump and Clinton,

At high speed, like in the LHC.

Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Do you get paid the same money as a professional?

In cases like this I try to keep away from giving hard numbers for a probability of some failure or other happening, instead expanding on the effects of the various failures possible (and an estimated time-to-fix) and leaving the pulled-out-of-arse probabilities to the department, company or contractor(s) who are going to do the actual job.

- Nothing goes wrong, no effects, zero time-to-fix

- ...

- ...

- 10kV across power feed, all systems emit magic smoke, business continuity plans need to be taken out of filing cabinet in disused lavatory etc, and put into action.

HPE's private London drinking club: Name that boozer

Stoneshop
Pint

The Beer and Switch

Ordering a pint you will get served two packets of crisps and a complimentary beer mat. You will then need to fill in an RMA for the crisps before the desired beverage will be delivered to you (if in stock). The bill amounts to a fair chunk of the GNP of Namibia, simply because you forgot to uncheck the "Gold Product Support" option.

Stoneshop
Pint

Slight error

Pint cartridge not recognised.

Stoneshop

Re: HP Packaging

So, The Box and Padding?

Netherlands votes to splash cash on encryption projects

Stoneshop

enough to flood the lot

Bollocks. The Tibetans will be donning their wellies before the sea level rise will bother us.

“God created the earth, but the Dutch created the Netherlands.”

Stoneshop
Coat

I bet they even let Muslins into their country!

Sure. And also bombazine, burlap, calico, canvas, cheesecloth, chiffon, chintz, corduroy, cretonne, denim, Donegal tweed, flannel, gabardine, gauze, Harris Tweed, herringbone, Irish linen, oilskin, poplin, satin, serge, silk, taffeta, tweed, twill and voile.

(the dark green Loden longcoat, thanks)

It's nearly 2016, and Windows DNS servers can be pwned remotely

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: Anything lurking there for us Win7 users who have no intent to upgrade/downgrade to Win10?

and provides a smoother experience

Ah, an extra dash of lube.

Brits leave 138,000 gadgets in the pub

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: I still have to both

It's some kind of Reverse Dicksize War: showing off that yours is the slowest and least capable.

Work on world's largest star-gazing 'scope stopped after religious protests

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: Move it to Atacama...

(I still upvoted you for less/fewer pedantry)

In which case you should pedanticise yourself for writing "there" where you ought to have written "their".

Stoneshop

Re: Move it to Alaska

Because otherwise, I wonder why they don't situate a telescope on Mount Denali in Alaska

Stargazing nights require cloudless skies with no wind. I understand those aren't really abundant over there; the astronomer I asked couldn't readily find site data, but some general mountaineering info for that region indicated it won't be well-suited as a site for an optical telescope.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Move it to La Palma

Sand pollution is the bigger problem there. Which in itself can be kept at bay by keeping the dome closed if conditions warrant, but it tends to reduce the observation opportunities.

Stoneshop

Re: Move it to Atacama...

Perhaps aurora interfernece is a concern that far north?

No, it's the moose bites. Astronomers don't like that at all. (Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti... )

Llamas and guanacos merely spit on you. Wipe it off and that's it.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Move it to Atacama...

AIUI, the Southern hemisphere is already well-covered, and while adding Yet Another Very Large Telescope there wouldn't be lost, they'd rather prefer it peeking into the Northern hemisphere. With Hawaii easily the best location there: very minor light pollution and a minimum of that pesky air between the 'scope and the rest of the Universe. Other potential locations aren't either as good by far, tend to have Sahara sand scour your pristine mirrors into uselessness, or, in the case of Tibet, would invite some political ... issues.

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Re: this is a bunch of watermelons who want to stop anything

And how much do both the current Republicans and the Democrats have in common, ideologically as well as in practice, with their namesakes a century and a half ago?

It's like saying the current HP is offering quality gear because Bill and Dave actually knew how to design and build solid, reliable stuff.

Stoneshop

Re: Ever built a telescope?

Have they tried asking her? Being a god she probably won't need one herself, but allowing us mortals a better view of the beauty of the universe would be something I'd approve of if I were a god, as it tends to place things into perspective, as it were.

Stoneshop

Re: Move it to Atacama...

That would be a bit of a bummer if what you want is to look at the Northern hemisphere.

Japanese hack gets space probe back on track

Stoneshop
Flame

Ignition!

Third page: "And this is what it may look like if something goes wrong. The same test cell, or its remains, is shown."

It's happening less often than in the early days of rocket engineering, but it's not entirely eliminated and I doubt it ever will.

Lenov-lol, a load of Tosh, and what the Dell? More bad holes found in PC makers' bloatware

Stoneshop

Re: New machine?

especially when you need to know what's the right driver/utility to download.

IBM used to have a very detailed breakdown of what drivers you needed for what Thinkpad model (the NNNN-XXX designation, not just the series designation) for every model roughly from the mid-Pleistocene onwards. It did carry over to Lenovo, but the last time I looked the site had been redesigned, and simply searching for the model number didn't work like it used to. As I had the relevant drivers on a stick already I didn't bother to rummage through the Lenovo site, just trying the bunch on the stick one by one.

Stoneshop
Linux

Re: New machine?

Some people (wast majority actually) prefer to use OS that can be used out of box without any crutches

At first I thought you were a Windoze fanboi, but clearly I was mistaken as you're actually endorsing Linux.

Stoneshop
FAIL

Re: New machine?

In 2015 someone actually thinks it is worth to mention that screen brightness and wifi working fine on their laptop.

It was actually the person I replied who suggested those things might not work after installation of another OS. But you clearly need Clippy to help you with your reading comprehension, and you're out of your depth now he's gone.

Stoneshop
Coat

Re: Buy a mac

And expose yourself to a whole different set of problems.

At least it'll keep you dry in the rain.

Stoneshop
Flame

Not so easy when Lenovo have done something to the disk hardware so that the MSFT install DVD for Windows 7 does not recognise the disk.

Could be the SATA controller mode setting, AHCI versus compatibility mode or something like that. I recall it being a bugger to change back after installation

Stoneshop
Linux

Re: New machine?

Okay, this is not a brand new machine (Thinkpad X201), but under OpenSuSE 13.2: power settings [x], screen brightness settings [x], on/off controls for wifi/bluetooth [x], volume settings [x], display output options [x] all work. Same with Mint 17.2

And on my previous machine, an X61, with OpenSuSE (I think it was 11.3 back then) everything worked right away, including the shedload of devices that XP needed to have drivers loaded for separately. Rather annoying because both wired and wireless networking were among them, but an aging PCMCIA card took care of that hurdle.

Smart telly, router, app makers have left a security hole open for – drum-roll – three years

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Cut the software engineer crap

The whole "software engineer" nonsense is a bit too much

Oh, there are people that really deserve the title "software engineer". The guy who's now just handing over the Voyager software to his successor is one, IMHO. Stuff that's several tens of AU away by now and still working. There's other engineering feats involved, but the software is one of them.

Stoneshop
Big Brother

Re: Experience not the issue

But we've sold the TV/toaster/fridge/Barbie/

Given the ever increasing interconnectedness of household appliances, toys and whatever, it could just as well be read as TVtoasterfridgeBarbie.

Sysadmin's £100,000 revenge after sudden sacking

Stoneshop

@ a cynic writes... Re: James is a dick...

I think 'continuing to eat' wasn't an issue.

It's not the company that's wondering whether it's got enough to eat next month

(and if you're a prudent contractor, neither do you)

Boffins could tune telescopes to listen to lasers on Mars

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: The Hall Effect, Polarized Light and Instantaneous Universal Communication

Blahblahblah. Another pile of pseudoscientific bullshit waffle from FSS.

If it still works six months from now, count yourself lucky

Stoneshop

Re: Never had a problem with my own PCs

Two Antec PSUs that went wonky, first one after just under a year, the other about half a year later. And one motherboard (some ASUS socket 754 iirc) that started to dislike half its memory. Apart from that, just external influences like a lightning strike across the street killing a soundcard and modem.