* Posts by Stoneshop

5954 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Chinese unleash autonomous airborne taxi

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Re: Alternatives

So, sort of a mini-Harrier? I doubt that would fly, because

- a jet engine is a bit more complicated than a bunch of electric motors, and requires regular and specialised maintenance.

- you have to be aware of the resistance to hot jet exhaust of the landing/takeoff area. You could try paving them with marketing professionals, but I don't think that's a feasible option in all locations.

Star Wars BB-8 toy in firmware update risk, say UK security bods

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FAIL

Re: Pen testing fail?

The firmware file as present on the toy maker's servers is freely accessible and copyable (which is not quite the same as 'public information' though), but given the possibility of a MITM attack, can you be sure that the firmware on the toy is the file you downloaded? Whether that can only result in farty noises every few seconds because it's lacking sensors with which to spy on you is not the point; it being possible is, and now the makers are aware of it.

Bloke sues dad who shot down his drone – and why it may decide who owns the skies

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Coat

Re: @Stoneshop

Explaining why Euclidian and not Cartesian would be putting Descartes before the horse.

(not all of them are square)

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Only approved units (Was: Re: "250 grams (1 pound)")

$ units

Currency exchange rates from www.timegenie.com on 2014-04-02

2886 units, 109 prefixes, 79 nonlinear units

You have: 250 g

You want: jubs

* 0.05952381

/ 16.8

You have:

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Linux

Re: the problem with drones...

Sorry, at the South Pole you'll only find Euclidian bears.

Did North Korea really just detonate a hydrogen bomb? Probably not

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Megaphone

Re: People's Liberation Army Air Force,

Hmmm. Maybe the South Koreans should start deploying the deadliest joke in the world; they already have thousands of loudspeakers blasting across the border.

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Alert

People's Liberation Army Air Force,

the Liberation Air Force of the People's Army, the Air Force of the People's Liberation Army Front and the Air Force Army For The Liberation Of The People.

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Coat

the British Green Parrot

How does it compare to the Norwegian Blue?

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Boffin

Re: Of course there is the possibility...

Maybe he just got the entire population of North Korea to all shout "Bang" at the same time.

Plus smashing a bunch of radium watches, to simulate the expected radioactive fallout.

Confirmed: How to stop Windows 10 forcing itself onto PCs – your essential guide

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Headmaster

Re: Paying for Windows 10 after July

Once everyone is forced onto Windows 10, Microsoft will have us all by the bollocks.

For rather tolerant (and increasingly so) definitions of 'everyone' and 'all'.

Pay your monthly ransom or lose access to your computer entirely.

I suggested something along these lines some time ago and collected a noticeable number of downvotes. Apparently the MS fanbois have now buggered off elsewhere, considering us irredeemable.

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Windows

Re: Ahh! Registry hacking! Of course.

Copy/paste into Notepad, save as nowgoawayoriwilltauntyouasecondtimeaah.reg, then doubleclick that one.

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Devil

Re: Score one for my pet theory...

We're not writing for average users.

... only for mean users.

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FAIL

Re: With all these brilliant coders out there :

Switching to alternate tools is impractical. having a 1:1 replacement for windows that can run EXISTING windows programs would be the solution ( including all the hardware support and existing drivers)

And you think that would be an easier task than building alternate tools?

Windows is an indescribable piece of bloated horror, with hidden interactions that I doubt even the Windows coders at MS completely understand. Building a fully compatible work-alike would be a) a Herculean task that includes rebuilding Augias' stables with every piece of shit duplicated exactly, b) something that would still not pass the common PHB sniff-test of "is it Windows, including the support from MS", and c) a barn-sized copyright infringement target with a correctly aimed and loaded cruise missile at ten paces (as seen by MS and its hordes of already-drooling landsharks)

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Linux

Re: Paying for Windows 10 after July

Pay your monthly ransom or lose access to your computer entirely.

s/computer/W10 installation/

FTFY

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Headmaster

Re: Spying

have they managed to stop

You phrase that as if that's something that had inadvertedly crept in, and they're unable to get rid of.

Which it's not.

Fans demand 'Lemmium' periodic table tribute

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Boffin

Re: -nomy/-logy

It's straight from the petition*, although El Reg should have added a [sic].

* small French atom that's lost a few electrons.

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Flame

Re: And what about

Hendrixium

Only if it's hypergolic with guitars.

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FAIL

-nomy/-logy

"an astrological object (a star) has been named Lemmy to meet the IUPAC naming recommendations".

Ahem.

HPE's London boozer dubbed the 'Hewlett You Inn?'

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With a Playmobil reenactment, for us bona unfide plebs

"We're now mulling just how to get some "Hewlett You Inn?" artwork knocked up, encased in improbably excessive packaging and delivered to Aldermanbury Square for a ceremonial presentation to HPE."

We're all really excited about new smartphones, laptops, tablets – said no one ever

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Holmes

Re: I could be excited

And that I could think at or wiggle my eyes to make it do things, or something easier than what we have

"A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha radio wave bands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive--you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of muscular expenditure, of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same program. "

Irked train hackers talk derailment flaws, drop SCADA password list

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FAIL

Re: Utter nonsense.

Try reading and comprehending this sentence, present in the article you are labelling as garbage: Flaws affect various systems including mobile communication and interlocking platforms that control braking and help prevent collisions.

They are NOT ONLY dealing with rolling stock control systems. And even if they were, would you like to be in one where a black hat had access to the ATP/Indusi/Integra/whatever, making it ignore the next red signal?

Lots of interlock and signalling systems, from Alstom, Bombardier, Siemens as well as dozens of smaller system vendors are controlled via IP now. Stuff that used to use serial comms over dedicated copper or fiber is now fitted with Westermo's and connected via some flavour of IP network. An RFC1918 network most likely, but get into a control node via your exploit of choice and you can fsck up the lot quite a bit

Researcher criticises 'weak' crypto in Internet of Things alarm system

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Headmaster

Re: What?

1: To be able to remote control the alarm system remotely...

I blinked at this several times before remembering that we were advised that El Reg staff were going to have a break to, er, celebrate the New Year.

Yes. I'm sure they intended to write "To be able to remotely control the alarm system's remote control remotely.", but then festivities happened.

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Re: IoV

Intrusion of Trespassers

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Re: Bah!

Given that a decent alarm system usually has the capability to send alarm notifications by phone (which tends to get replaced with "over Da Intarwebz" though), SMS should be a viable option for most of the requirements you list:

[x] * Check that I set it after I've left home.

[x] * Enable it if I find I need to later on (e.g. if I did forget).

[x] * Disable it if I need to (e.g. my partner returns when I'm not around / I want my neighbour to check on something for me / I have a delivery or service person I want to enter my home whilst I'm at work)

Limit control for this option to phone numbers registered with the control unit, and add a one-time code (copied from the control unit before you leave) if you're worried about number spoofing.

[x] * Be notified immediately on my phone that it has been triggered and take appropriate actions such as calling the police / turning the alarm off if it's a false alarm or it's done it's job and I want to stop driving the neighbours crazy / logging into cameras in the home to see what's happened)

[x/ ] * Have more than a rudimentary All or Nothing approach to my home security. (E.g. different access levels for different people / ability to amend these on the fly as needed).

Amending on the fly is explicitely something I wouldn't want. Security, including access modes and zones, is something I'd design and set up beforehand. If I then need to grant access in a way that doesn't match those predefined modes, then it's "tough shit, come back tomorrow".

I want my home control system (which an alarm can be considered part of, although not necessarily integrated with) to offer a limited number of predefined states, such as "I'll be home in half an hour, set the living room thermostat to $preset(comfortable)" unless you have direct physical access. And controlling the system from outside the house can only select the applicable subset of those predefined states.

Five key findings from 15 years of the International Space Station

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Coat

Re: Industrial processes... in SPAAACE!

but stuff that fetches sky-high prices

ITYM "astronomical prices"

What did we learn today? Microsoft has patented the slider bar

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Not only Holborn tobacco tins

Holborn computers also have rounded corners

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Re: Performance...

For me, the performance difference is real because the startup time of Libre office is much longer than MS office.

Could this be because, like the case was/is with IE ("loading" much faster than other browsers), Windows has a lot of the libraries required by MSO already open, where LO needs to load a large number of them that aren't?

Also, don't confuse "time to show screen ready for input" with "time to ready for input".

Upset Microsoft stashes hard drive encryption keys in OneDrive cloud?

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Windows

It takes one to know one

Microsoft in 2015: Mobile disasters, Windows 10 and heads in the clouds

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Re: The game is up Microsoft - your code is crap!

http://windowsitpro.com/windows-client/windows-nt-and-vms-rest-story

He lists a couple of similarities between VMS and NT, but he doesn't list how different these superficial similarities are under the hood (e.g. VMS has four process modes, NT just two) or whether the concepts behind these similarities are also present in other OSes of that time, just implemented more or less differently. In other words, common OS design concepts.

And just like there is stuff from RSX and other DEC OSes in VMS, PRISM will have had a recognisable VMS hallmark, with NT again being PRISM-influenced.

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FAIL

Re: The game is up Microsoft - your code is crap!

Hey, fake DEC employee when you read something on Wikipedia better read it the right way.

The DEC Alpha version of VMS was the one that WindowsNT originated from.

And everything you read on the Internet (including Wackypedia) is true.

In that case there's this bridge for you to buy. Low mileage, first owner, well maintained.

Windows NT WAS NOT based on VMS. There's stuff I recognise as being kind of inspired by VMS, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED by my right hand impacting my forehead to understrike the exhortation "And if they actually copied this, why the bloody hell have they left out ... " followed by a lengthy list of useful features related to it.

DEC #201462

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FAIL

Re: The game is up Microsoft - your code is crap!

You clearly have no clue what you are talking about.

WindowsNT is VMS. The VMS OS created to run on Dec Alpha CPUs. It was even better than most UNIXes.

And you have no clue either.

VMS was created for the (32 bit) VAX processor. Then, with the development of the Alpha processor, VMS was ported to that architecture and extended to 64 bit.

Cutler did some work on VMS, but his group's main focus was PRISM/MICA, and when that was cancelled he took his toys and went to MS

NT is DEFINITELY NOT VMS, and anyone who's worked with both will acknowledge that.

Patch now! Flash-exploitin' PC-hijackin' attack spotted in the wild by Huawei bods

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Flame

Re: SLOC per security flaws?

I'd suggest running Purify against their code,

I'd suggest Purify to add an exit message "I've erased all this, please start again with a team who can write proper code" with an exit code of 666.

Man faces 37 years for sarcastic post insulting royal dog

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And just today

the mutt died.

Probably the Thai variant of voodoo (with coconut cream and red peppers)

Bookstore sells some data centre capacity, becomes Microsoft, Oracle's nemesis

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Holmes

Re: Bandwidth theft?

Can't you insert a lawyer up Microsoft's bottom, for taking bytes without your permission?

Probably not. The phrase "By setting your update option to 'automatically download' and/or keeping it thusly set" (or words to that effect) will appear somewhere in the landshark's missive to Mr. Pott, Esq. It will, however, be accompanied by a bill for legal services rendered, amounting to another couple hundred dollars.

You ain't nothing but a porn dog, prying all the time: Cyber-hound sniffs out hard drives for cops

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Re: Novel

If they employ a rhino, it would save having to break open the cavity. Downside would be getting one up the stairs for an upper floor search might be a tad cumbersome.

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Devil

Re: SSD?

My question is how long does glue outgassing continue? Sure, it does a lot at the beginning when it's applied but after a certain amount of time it's got to be pretty well depleted.

And then you hide the drive in a cavity behind the closet where you store the paint and household chemicals.

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Boffin

Re: Disk glue

With spinning disks there's usually a sealant along the edge of the enclosure, and if it's not a helium-filled drive, a breather to equalise the inside pressure with the environment. The breather might be assembled using glue (Digital RA81 drives had a spate of the glue used on the breathers becoming brittle and contaminating the upper platter, causing failures on head 13), and I can well imagine the sealant being called glue.

Helium-filled drives will be indicated by the dog doing a squeaky high-pitched bark.

Boffins unwrap bargain-basement processor that talks light and current

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Boffin

Re: I wonder what the latency of this is?

Ah, delay line memory. The Wackypedia entry states "now obsolete"; it clearly needs editing.

The Police Chief's photo library mixed business, pleasure and flesh

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WTF?

Re: Ah floppy disk stories

A colleague went to fix a customer's harddisk, back when they were physically large and storage-wise small. After getting the drive going again, he asked for the backup, and was presented with three 8" floppies.

Figuring that this was insufficient to hold even a small part of what had been on the disk, he asked if that was all or maybe just the latest incremental, and when was it made? Yes, that was all, and it was last week's one. That last bit sounded good, the first did not, because even back then harddisks tended to hold at least several hundred floppies' worth of data. So he inquired how they were actually making those backups?

"Like the manual says, @SYS$UPDATE:STABACKIT, and then we just follow the prompts"

They had made a floppy set for their VAX to boot off so that a backup of their system disk could be made without having all kinds of files open. And had done so faithfully every week for the past couple of years. Unfortunately they didn't do the actual backup bit.

Software bug sets free thousands of US prisoners too early

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FAIL

Re: Fix it right

Just look at the number of patches that have introduced other bugs, and require further patching (which introduce other bugs, etcetera ad nauseam), or need to be rolled back.

Although I would call them 'fixes' (between quotes)

IT bloke: Crooks stole my bikes after cycling app blabbed my address

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Devil

Re: Odd really.

I think you need way less than half a pound to demolish only the saddle, leaving a bare saddle pin.

Then suggest to the constabulary to inquire with proctologists in the area the bike was in at that moment.

Juniper's VPN security hole is proof that govt backdoors are bonkers

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Boffin

Re: "Green points out that this is a classic example ..."

Could El Reg bring this example to the attention of some of the politicians promoting back-doors in encryption products and ask them (a) if they are aware of this fact of life;

They wouldn't be even if this fact would be the size of a dozen doubledecker buses, rammed home with several MegaNorrises. Unless it negatively affected their voter count; their sensitivity* for that is unequalled. Alas, it doesn't.

and (b) how they would propose to overcome it?

Now you're asking the impossible.

* best expressed in mGF.**

** milliGnatsFart

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Big Brother

Re: Playing the Xenophobia Card

The Chinese government if foreign to the minimum number of people of any government, but it is still foreign to 2/3 of us.

It can be considered foreign to a fair number of nominally Chinese citizens as well.

Windows 10: What's coming in 2016?

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FAIL

FTFY

And with windows 10 already downloaded and rejected on more PC's than Linux can ever dream of its [sic] already a "success".

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Re: "Windows 7 diehards"???

With Linux, if there's an impopular change to a GUI, the next thing that will happen is a fork, and the appearance of a "$distro-gui-classic". It also has a fair separation of system settings (in /etc) and user settings (in ~/.dotfiles) so there's little penalty even when changing major parts of the OS for a different distro.

With Windows, you're just a slave to MS's rhythm.

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Facepalm

Re: Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it

Anyone remember the giggles we had with "OneCare"?

Wang (remember them) used to have the slogan "<insert manufacturer's name here> cares".

Very, very briefly.

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Holmes

Re: How long?

In the long term, businesses will not tolerate paying a monthly or yearly fee to use a computer

Depends on the computer, and depends on the OS (and the applications).

Try using serious OSes professionally* like zOS, VMS or Solaris and asking the salescritter for a perpetual license, to be paid just once. Red Hat and SLES require a support license, which is an ongoing cost, but also offer options that the free versions don't . Oracle also squeezes their customershostages for a yearly Danegeld, as do most other professional middleware and application software houses.

It's not unheard of even with Personal Computers. Smaller businesses that lease their PCs may not be paying a yearly Windows licensing fee now (let's ignore support licenses for the moment, they're usually per seat and per year), but once MS decides that way, having it included in the lease price isn't really that far-fetched.

* VMS has a hobbyist license program, which is essentially free.

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Facepalm

Re: A big year of shame for Windows...

As for the interface changes, well, if you work in IT and can't adapt to a new GUI, perhaps you're in the wrong line of work?

Changing the interface? You mean needlessly shuffling around programs and options, rearranging hierarchies and views.

It's easy enough switching from KDE to something Gnomish like Cinnamon to W7, because they're sufficiently different. It's deckchair shuffling like between XP and W7 that essentially changes nothing but the location of options, inciting exclamations of "What the Belguim have they called it this time and where the zarking fardwarks have they hid it?"

25 years ago: Sir Tim Berners-Lee builds world's first website

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NCSA Mosaic

Hmmmyes, on a VAX/VMS with DECWindows, 19" BW monitor. No cat pictures then, and just the occasional moving GIF.