* Posts by Stoneshop

5954 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Furious English villagers force council climbdown over Satan's stone booty

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Stop

Re: Simple signs

"slow obstruction in road".

That's a bit of an understatement. "Totally static non-moving (on less than geological timescales) obstruction in road" would be more like it.

Oz uni in right royal 'indigenous' lingo rumpus

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Angel

Marissa Meyer

No harassing her (while anyone's watching)

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Windows

Re: TV programmes on bush tucker would be very different

But would there still be the prize winning 'Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', with its bouquet like an aborigine's armpit?

Here's a great idea: Let's make a gun that looks like a mobile phone

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Facepalm

Re: "Absolutely no one can make sense of the United States' infatuation with firearms."

Good luck trying to take on a bear

Take on? Every USian has the right to roll up his sleeves* and hand his gun to the bear.

* or wear a T-shirt or tank top

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Holmes

Re: How pathetic is this?

1689 wasn't *that* long ago.

Well, it happens to be nearly a century before your Land of the Free was even founded. Which, using other historic events certain parts of the US use as reference, was just after Noah's Cruise.

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Facepalm

Re: This from a country...

That makes it illegal to cross a road unless at appropriately marked areas with signs, lights and painted sections of tarmac , cus people can't be trusted to look both ways.

No, it's to keep pedestrians from wantonly infringing the Right of the Automobile.

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Coat

Re: "Absolutely no one can make sense of the United States' infatuation with firearms."

You don't need a handgun to get groceries.

How in hell are you to subdue wild spinach without one? Club it? Stab it with a pitchfork? That's so going to destroy its flavour.

(The one with the Ray Mears/Julia Child "The Compleat Survivalist Gourmet Cookbook" in the pocket)

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FAIL

Re: "Absolutely no one can make sense of the United States' infatuation with firearms."

A well-armed populace employs its government instead of fearing it.

And you're doing this at the moment, exactly how?

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FAIL

Re: Top Gear

."House of Lords"? WTF?

Which you changed for the House of Lards

William Hague: Brussels attacks mean we must destroy crypto ASAP

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FAIL

Re: Coded, not encrypted

If I were an evil autocrat, I'd tell every newspaper that if they're found to have passed a message that caused a massacre, their assets would be seized, forcing them to vet all their ads for fear of that.

"Next week friday special: beef mincemeat. Butcher Fillinsomename"

Let’s re-invent small phones! Small screens! And rubber buttons!

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Pirate

Re: "Honestly, app developers, what on earth are you thinking of? "

There is no methodology that copes with dysfunctional managers other than Stalin's, and this has its own disadvantages.

His method was quite sound; his criteria for determining dysfunctionality however were rather divergent from those considered commonly usable in real life. Which turned out to be somewhat suboptimal in the runup to WW2.

Water treatment plant hacked, chemical mix changed for tap supplies

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Pint

Contaminating

our precious bodily fluids.

Microsoft did Nazi that coming: Teen girl chatbot turns into Hitler-loving sex troll in hours

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Headmaster

Re: And on the other side of the world:

I've tried reading some of the garbage that's one English Language Literary prizes.

Your output won't win one either

Wait! Where did you get that USB? Super-stealthy trojan only drives stick

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Black Helicopters

Re: How strong willed would you have to be to not plug in a USB stick you found in the street?...

Sticks left in the parking lot tend to be aimed at Windows, or maybe (if applicable and the perpetrators having done their homework) Linux. In both cases the architecture will be x86.

So you put the stick in a RPi or something similar running a bunch of tools that are aimed at peeking into the stuff on the stick, including low-level structures and such, and figuring out if it's kosher. The OS and tools should be on a hard write-protected SD card, or a sacrificial one. Then you put the stick in a MIPS-based machine running a similar (but not the same) set of tools.

Machines with a different architecture can also be used as a front-end for the actual airgapped machine: Instead of putting a stick to be written to in the machine itself, it transfers the data to a RPi via a dedicated link, which the Pi then writes to the stick. Of course this requires the Pi to be subject to the same security audits as the actual system.

Champagne supernova in the sky: Shockwaves seen breaking star

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Thumb Up

Re: Supernova Fusion

(and, of course, releases all of the stuff above hydrogen/helium that we need to exist out in to space so eventually planets form, life arises, porn is created, etc...).

And Lemmy.

True believers mind-meld FreeBSD with Ubuntu to burn systemd

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Windows

Systemd

Don't worry, I'm sure Systemd will adopt their own network stack and file system eventually.

Plus a browser, mail client and server, word processor, spreadsheet and some more stuff.

Any incompatibilities with existing software and protocols will be the fault of those existing products.

Stop! Before you accept that Windows 10 Mobile upgrade, read this

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Holmes

Re: Forced update, no going back, competition

Upgrade is becoming the most abused terminology in computing.

How about 'upgrate' for upgrades that appear to be, but aren't?

Swede builds steam-powered Raspberry Pi. Nowhere to plug in micro-USB, then?

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Re: Voltage Drop

I'm amazed that such a small steam engine can produce enough power to run a minicomputer as well as a microcomputer.

I can't readily find actual power output numbers for the D10, but doing a bit of arithmetic with dimensions and data for other models, I end up with 300..400W at the crank*. With a suitable generator and voltage regulating gear you might indeed be able to run a last-generation '11 CPU with a bit of memory and a modern** disk.

It won't be a fully kitted-out /70 with a bunch of RM05s and a TS11.

* But as I'm not a steam engine surgeon, this could be totally off.

** SATA interfaces vividly remind me of SDA.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Nope

Bicycle dynamos perform just fine, generating AC without an exciter coil. Most motorcycle dynamos also have a permanent magnet with a stationary coil; only Bosch-type generators use an exciter coil for which you theoretically need the battery to have some charge to bootstrap the process (but often the rotor tends to have enough permanent magnetism to do so even without a battery).

Generators with an exciter coil are easier to regulate to a particular output voltage even with a simple mechanical voltage regulator. For a dynamo you'd need a hefty zener or robust stuff that shorts the output.

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FAIL

Nope

He's using too small a regulator. The generator is capable of delivering 17V at 1A, so 17W, but he's using a 7805 linear regulator with a current-limited output. A larger capacitor won't help; a switching regulator would be able to convert 17V @ 1A to 5V @ 3A, which would run the Pi without dropping out.

And a bleed resistor for a low-voltage buffer? Total overkill.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Voltage Drop

He's using a linear regulator (plain 7805), which, apart from simply dissipating the voltage difference as heat, has a current limit of one amp. Which is just a tad low for booting a Pi, and some extra capacitors won't help you there.

On the forum they're talking about him having to fit a switching regulator instead.

Too Naked for the Nazis streaks to literary glory

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Coat

Indeed

Can we please not stoop to such vile idioms? I'm sure Lester doesn't deserve this degree of mockery.

He should be holding his pet horse while riding his tiger.

Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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Flame

Re: Give the scrotes around here half a chance

They'll have this kit stripped, re-built and weaponised.

Given who developed it, it is probably weaponised already.

Web ads are reading my keystrokes and I can’t even spel propperlie

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Joke

How quickly did the idiots think I replaced cars?

Every time the ashtray is full?

How to make the trains run on time? Satellites. That's how

Stoneshop

Re: Par for the course and old hat in some lands

They're not. ERTMS is in use on two routes, and some recent systems rely partially on GPS, but in general it's conventional wheels-on-track block system signalling.

Stoneshop

Re: Not really necessary

and don't have conflicting traffic to slow them down.

They do. Maybe you wouldn't want to call all of the causes 'traffic', but that's beside the point.

In no particular order: wildlife, mechanical failures, suicides, yoofs playing silly buggers, electrical and/or comms failures, leaves on track, snow on track, other stuff on track*, human error**, sabotage.

* trees, vehicles, drunks, etc.

** Failing to top off the fuel tank (not as exciting as the Gimli Glider, but a problem nonetheless). A freight of steel sheets shifting during transport due to not being tied down securely and knocking several dozen catenary poles out of true. And much more of that.

FAA's 'drone smash risk to aircraft' is plane crazy

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Black Helicopters

Re: The danger to an aircraft...

Perusing the category "Mid-air collisions" on Aviation-safety.net, it's a toss-up whether a collision between a jetliner and a Cessna-class aircraft would cause the jetliner to crash. It's something you don't want anyway, but it's not necessarily fatal to the occupants of the jetliner. So, extrapolating a bit from that data, a collision with a drone isn't likely to cause fatalities, but it will definitely result in a significant repair bill.

And as long as the drone controller is untraceable the bill won't end up there.

Brits seek rousing name for polar research vessel

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Pint

Anything to do with (rising) temperatures

RSS Lord Kelvin

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Re: Pimm's

ITYM Jynnan Tonnyx

Microsoft Surface Book: Shiny slab with a Rottweiler grip on itself

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Re: Designed to walk away on its own

Way back in the days of CRTs* worth nicking**, there was a precursor to the Kensington lock which you epoxied to the case.

But I fail to see why one would put one of these to kiosk duty in a public space when there are other machines that could easily fill that role for a fraction of the price.

* Stuff like an 21" Eizo or NEC Multisync

** "Did anyone see an Arnold Schwarzenegger lookalike trying to inconspicuously leave the premises with a rather bulging jacket?"

Microsoft's done a terrible job with its Windows 10 nagware

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Go

Re: Creating a problem..

Microsoft's marketing department, with this strategy, and the spyware is shooting itself in the foot however

Way past shooting themselves in the foot already; they're machinegunning their knees with gay abandon.

I'm looking forward to them deploying their groin-pointing Gatling.

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Flame

"Thrustworthy Computing”

In the bin, with great force $bignum Norrises.

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Linux

Re: Bunker mentality.

With a Penguinista army advancing through the suburbs...

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Linux

Is Microsoft German, in a way?

... but then I realised that with Microsoft, there is no Nein!

(actually, there is, and we all know how it's written)

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Big Brother

... to inform people when their upgrade is ready.

Ah yes, make it sound like it's something personalised, something that's unique to you.

The Advertising ID is, but having it wrapped in some 3GB of not at all unique stuff does devalue the uniqueness somewhat, doesn't it?

And the bucket in which all your data will end up is also unique, but as it's not yours to access it is a bit hard to count that as 'yours'.

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: Faulty nagware

What wally managed to forget to include a button for 'When hell freezes over'?

So, try a date near the end of its calendar. Which is probably well past the end of MS itself.

You say I mustn’t write down my password? Let me make a note of that

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Coat

Re: Clear Desk Policy

So, llike this?

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FAIL

Re: Clear desk policy

Card Controlled Access I find are usually crap, they mostly just magnets and most companies don't spend enough to cover all the doors.

Card access and CCTV notwithstanding, a couple of years back a bunch of thieving scrotes just heaved a pavement tile through a ground-floor window, and made off with a bunch of laptops.

Most of them not being locked.

And one of those being the security manager's.

'Microsoft Office has been the bane of my life, while simultaneously keeping me employed'

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Boffin

Self-modifying shell script

I've worked with one of those, kindof, but it had a not entirely insane approach.

Due to the peculiarities of the command languages (yes, plural) involved, the initial script queried the user for some variables that had to be used in the second script, despite the language this second script was in not having any concept that even vaguely approached variables. So the first script wrote the second script with the required data in the appropriate places, using a fair amount of copying and appending boilerplate interspersed with lines built around the values contained in the variables. Once that part was done it connected to the target system, read the freshly-created script and fed it into the target system's command interpreter.

Most of it was actually pretty straightforward; only strings that the target system required being quoted ended up with (I think) five levels of escapes at the point where the first script was writing the second script.

Yelp-for-people app Peeple is back – so we rated Julia, its cofounder

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Devil

As Canada is said to be polite and friendly

(borrowing from a friend) It would be far from me to wish these ladies to drop dead. Rather, I'd wish them to fall protractedly, debilitating painfully and incurably ill.

If that's too much to ask, then please fornicate off and decease.

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: Golden chance

Lather, rinse, repeat.

It's like blackmail: once they know you to give in (and that includes giving money to bury this "idea") you'll be targeted again.

Open trucker comms lets Shodan snoops alter routes, tap CANs buses.

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Go

Re: Realtime Embedditis

One of the reasons the only IoT that is likely to enter my house and vehicles over the next decade is IoT I am going to write myself,

IoT will enter your house via a redirected truck driving up your garden path and through your front door.

Brit firm unleashes drone-busting net cannon

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Facepalm

Re: RB-211

How the fscusck does an engine capable of engulfing 40 thousand pounds of ice filled cloud, birds included,

Because ice-filled cloud comes with its ice pre-chopped, or rather in hail stones that still need to grow to a point where one might think of them needing to be chopped on entering a turbine engine. And birds, while certainly capable of damaging an engine, rarely contain metallic bits that are even more capable of damaging an engine.

Electrified bird bum bomb shuts down US nuclear power plant

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Coffee/keyboard

SATO

Streamers are long streams of excrement from large birds that are often expelled as a bird takes off from a perch,"

Shit-Assisted Take Off?

How the FBI will lose its iPhone fight, thanks to 'West Coast Law'

Stoneshop

Re: Hyperbole

The ability to do as the Fbi ask does not exist, apples engineers have to effectively work out how to subvert their security and then build this

For this case the FBI is asking: "Build us a version that doesn't lock up after 10 tries, and does not delay between tries". Which would take one engineer with the relevant knowledge of that part of the code just a few hours to write and build, then maybe a few days to load and do test runs on a couple of scratch phones.

Regardless of the implications of this demand, it can hardly be called "knowledge that can't be unlearnt".

Norman Conquest, King Edward, cyber pathogen and illegal gambling all emerge in Apple v FBI

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Big Brother

Re: Society be dammed

That would be the Hoover dam then.

We're doing SETI the wrong and long way around, say boffins

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: Interstellar missionaries

I await the arrival of a flying saucer full of bug-eyed monsters wearing dog-collars, waving leather-bound books, and urging us all to repent.

In which case they'd better have a sledgehammer-resistant Electronic Foot.

Raspberry Pi celebrates fourth birthday with fruity version 3

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FAIL

Why not learn how to program a real computer.

So you consider the Pi not to be one of those?

John von Neumann disagrees with you.

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FAIL

Re: Whichever way you slice it

When I can get reliable, free GPS and comms in the middle of the Sahara, I will be only too happy to do exactly that - until then, however, I'll have to do it differently.*

GPS is freely available all over the Sahara, as well as the Gobi and Atacama deserts, Greenland, Namibia, and whatever inaccessible location you feel you have to hike into and out of.

Comms may be unavailable, but that's neither the smartphone's fault nor will it be solved by taking a Pi. And lack of comms won't stop a smartphone from working as a camera and an ad-hoc file server.

Raspberry Pi 3 to sport Wi-Fi, Bluetooth LE – first photos emerge

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Boffin

Why not

The RPi 3.14?