* Posts by Stoneshop

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15 'could it be aliens?' fast radio bursts observed in one night

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: I am Appalled and Outraged!

Addition to definitions.units:

hamster 1|53 watt

wales 20776980000 m^2

footballpitch 4050.7601 m^2

belgium 30528.33 km^2

congo 2354031.834 km^2

norris 100 N

linguine 140 mm

doubledecker 9.219 m

brontosaurus 138.2851 m

walnut 83776 mm^3

egg_vol 183260 mm^3

grapefruit 523600 mm^3

airbag 575960 mm^3

funbag 1712172 mm^3

football 5796252 mm^3

pool 2502.8677 m^3

jub 4200 g

eiffeltower 7000000 kg

pepcon 2700 ton_tnt

mythbusters_cement_mixer 0.34 ton_tnt

tad 1.25 ml

dash 0.625 ml

pinch 0.3125 ml

smidgen 0.15625 ml

drop 0.078125 ml

Thousands of hornets swarm over innocent fire service drone

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: Where's the AI angle?

Also I have hit an Asian Hornet with one of those electric bug tennis rackets, it just looked annoyed

You want the MegaZap, although getting to wave one around like a tennis racket would be a bit of a problem, I guess. Maybe fit one to a cherry-picker?

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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Re: If you're going to make an anniversary thinkpad

In my Impressive Pile of ThinkPads* there is one Butterfly with a b0rked mainboard. I've been toying with the idea of turning it into a Butterfleee, although a ButterPi looks to be the direction I'll be taking now.

Including a TransNote, but the Pile could still gain some Impressiveness.

Stoneshop

Re: Wow, a company that listened to its customers?

Windows 10 with Lenovo bloatware and spyware...

The hardware and the form factor* is what you buy a particular laptop for.

* would prefer an X variant, TYVM.

Stoneshop

Burroughs Steely Dan

What does it mean that my first association with the name "Burroughs" is the computer manufacturer, not the writer?

Crushed Juicero now officially a fruitless endeavor

Stoneshop

Now, execs will be focused on trying to soften the landing for employees

They could drop them on piles of unsold juice packs.

Intel CEO Krzanich quits Trump's Manufacturing Council over response to Charlottesville rallies

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Coat

The CEO of 3M

didn't stick around either.

Samsung's bantam SSD makes WD's 'passport' drive look passé

Stoneshop

Re: Deflation

Circa 1995 I purchased one of the first 100Mb.* HDDs imported into my country.

1991 or 1992 we had various systems at work, 486's and early Pentia, an RS/6000, some PA/Risc system, mVAXes, a few Alphas and some Suns, the disk sizes on a few of them tickling 1GB. Also around then I bought a whopping 500MB SCSI harddisk for a whopping dfl.2500.

The price was eye watering! In the vicinity of three thousand Euros, if my memory doesn't fail me.

Converted? Won't have been Euros, then, but sounds painfully expensive.

Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'

Stoneshop

Re: Godwin not applicable here

Are there really people so demented that they think Trump has some secret sympathies for these people?

They're not secret sympathies. Just slightly obfuscated.

Photon scattering puts a shine on CERN ATLAS boffins' day

Stoneshop
Coat

Heavy Metal?

"Photon Scattering" sounds more like an Indie band

Firmware update blunder bricks hundreds of home 'smart' locks

Stoneshop

Re: $469 is not a price for "crap." That's what you USED to think, John?

For that kind of money I'm pretty sure you can get a very heavy door, with piano hinges and a high security multi bolt lock to go with it.

A few days ago I was in a hardware store in Germany, and one of the things they had on sale was a burglary/vandalism resistant front door (including hinges, frame and five-point lock), for roughly double that price.

Stoneshop

Re: IoT - where the S really is for Security

if your locks are basically controlled by an untrusted 3rd party (the lock supplier who holds the central account)

"The crashed locks – which connect to your home Wi-Fi for remote control and monitoring as well as firmware updates – are now going to be out of action for at least a week."

Doesn't read as 'a third party controlling the lock', unless pushing (b0rked) firmware updates counts as such too.

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: Quality

I wouldn't have thought breach of contract would be illegal,

How about that particular phrase causing 'sufficient grounds for terminating the contract'?

Stoneshop

Re: Lcal locksmith

If a conventional lock is fitted once the repaired original is in place the conventional lock can be removed and the physical key for that ceases to be of concern to the owner.

You get a new one sent out to you, with a different key. Once that one is fitted, the keys for the original lock, and any copies thereof, cease to be of concern to the owner.

I haven't used AirBNB myself, but someone who has told me they did receive a physical key (of a type that you'd need an owner certificate for to show a locksmith if you wanted a copy made, so at least a bit of a hurdle regarding copying) that would open the front door and their apartment, with a deposit as collateral. I don't see why that wouldn't work for those two weeks until you received the replacement.

Not watertight, but then neither would an IoT lock.

Stoneshop

Re: Quality

Not sure what's illegal though,

If the rental agreement has clauses against subletting it would definitely be.

There have been several cases of people getting kicked out of their rented housing because they rented out rooms, or even their entire apartment, via AirBNB.

Stoneshop

Lcal locksmith

No. If it really cared it wouldn't leave the lock unusable for days or even weeks. It would have paid for a local locksmith to provide a same-day service to replace each customer's lock with some temporary arrangement and then replace that it in due course with the official replacement - if the customer still wanted the official replacement.

I doubt a local locksmith would have a unit similar to the ones knackered by the update, and a temporary replacement would therefore likely be just some common conventional lock. The lock is still functioning as a conventional lock anyway, and given that the company is willing to send out a replacement first, you're not gaining anything by having a locksmith putting a temporary lock in. With only a short window where you have your AirBNB guests holding a physical key (the replacement lock will have a different one), I don't see that as a huge problem, and if you, as an AirBNB host, see that differently, then by all means arrange for that yourself

HMS Queen Lizzie impugned by cheeky Scot's drone landing

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: "to defend against this"

But if you also yam the GPS they will probably get lost.

Would that be the Dioscorea rotundata, the Dioscorea cayenensis, the Dioscorea alata, the Dioscorea polystachya, the bulbifera, esculenta, dumetorum or the trifida? And would other tubers (like the common potato, radish, rutabaga or turnip) work as well?

Stoneshop

Re: Assuming it was armed...

A mahoosive fly swat?

Well, as it was a Parrot you could lure it with a nice piece of cuttlefish, then you put four million volts through it.

Stoneshop

Re: Assuming it was armed...

is the heat emission of a battery-powered motor or even a small internal-combustion engine really hign enough to get a lock?

I don't know what a Stinger's fitted with and what its detection algorithm is, but IR cameras can easily discern a human body against cooler backgrounds. Electrical motors, never mind combustion engines, will be noticeably warmer.

Stoneshop

Re: "to defend against this"

It's an aircraft carrier, perhaps the military need to start training seagulls...

Albatrosses (Albatri?).

(they're bloody seabird flavour)

World's largest private submarine in mystery sink accident

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: But, but, but ..

if you hear anything else, in a movie or anywhere else for that matter,

I doubt they'd be using 'Dive, dive' on vessels where English is not the native language. Such as, for instance, in Denmark.

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

Stoneshop
Devil

So, the Boss still has a CRT?

Not the latest shiny AMOLED 4K UHD Thunderbolt Overdrive Octocore Paperthin Edgeless flatscreen? Several options: 1) Elfin Safety has ordained that this lumbering beast is too heavy for anyone to even just touch, so The Boss is stuck with it. 2) Simon has uncovered an, ahem, incompatibility between the driver for said AMOLED 4K etcetera screen and the Boss's PC, more specifically between the AMOLED 4K etcetera screen and Freecell, whereas any Excel sheet would get visibly and irreversably corrupted. 3) the latest shiny AMOLED 4K UHD Thunderbolt Overdrive Octocore Paperthin Edgeless flatscreen has blown out the window or slipped through a crack in the floor.

systemd'oh! DNS lib underscore bug bites everyone's favorite init tool, blanks Netflix

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: Alternate

If you dont want to give information to people for free you will have to live in a box.

I am strongly disinclined to offer a lot of correlatable information to a single entity, especially one known to try and monetise that information. Better to spread it around, a tidbit here, a snippet there, a fragment somewhere else again.

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: Underscore? What is a hostname?

allegedly at the urging of a certain Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Co., better known these days as "3M"

I think you'll find it was being proposed by another company whose name starts with a digit, one dabbling in network gear, for not entirely unselfish reasons.

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: Underscore?

From that URL:

"Similarly, O'Reilly's DNS and Bind states in Chapter 4, section 5, 'Names that are not host names can consist of any printable ASCII character.'"

Conversely, my description of Poettering's attitude and character consists entirely of non-printables.

FUKE NEWS: Robot snaps inside drowned Fukushima nuke plant

Stoneshop
Headmaster

is there any other type of container?

Leaky container - contents are increasingly witnessed being outside container.

Empty container - unless you submit that plain air is a worthwhile substance to contain.

Open container - actually not much of a container, is it?

2017: The FBI alerts parents to dangers of Internet of Sh*t toys

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: reminds me of the Furby...

The Furby was, what, twenty years ago? So, a bit more modern than the Pleistocene era Meccano and stuff, but still Stone Age tech in terms of processing power and storage, never mind connectivity.

Security robot falls into pond after failing to spot stairs or water

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Once it is able

to raise itself from the pond[0] can it be rightly labeled as 'emergent tech'.

[0] distribution of swords optional.

Linus Torvalds may have damned systemd with faint praise

Stoneshop

Re: Cannonlake, kabylake, coffeelake, skylake

Whiskylake has my preference. Or Whiskyloch, rather.

Radiohead hides ZX Spectrum proggie in OK Computer re-release

Stoneshop

Re: Only a British would use a ZX spectrum for music...

Some New Wave band[0] had a 12" out with a BBC B program on the flipside that, when run, provided a simple wireframe animation to go with the music on the A side.

[0] Fiction Factory, IIRC, but The Web has no knowledge of them releasing such an item.

Stoneshop

Not dead yet

Vintage Computer Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Random Reg Commentard: Yes he is.

ZX Spectrum: I'm not.

Vintage Computer Collector:: He isn't.

Random Reg Commentard Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

ZX Spectrum: I'm getting better.

Random Reg Commentard No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Don't panic, but your Bitcoins may just vanish into the ether next month

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@Stumpy

I'll leave your 42 upvotes untouched, for obvious reasons.

BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

Stoneshop
Devil

Re: Thnak you, thank you, thank you!

the next time a new manager is rotated through the department.

That's the spirit. Don't forget to line the inside of the barrel with a piece of carpet, so that he's already fully wrapped up when you're done rotating.

Sysadmin bloodied by icicle that overheated airport data centre

Stoneshop
Flame

It's mechanical, it will wear out and break

I think everywhere I've worked has had some sort of Aircon related disaster...

Not every place, but I think I'd be close.

First job as FS tech: total aircon failure on the site where I was Site Responsible at the time (though not for Facilities, fortunately). Temperature jumped over ten degrees in as many minutes while the sysadmins tried to shut down all not utterly bloody totally essential systems. Lost only 3 RA81's out of a hundred or so.

Another site had the aircon spring a leak, with the glycol-based coolant dissolving the original linoleum floor (they had simply installed a raised floor in one of the offices and put a pair of VAXes there) into a custard-like substance, engulfing a DELNI and what might once have been some thickwire transceivers.

Wooden 'temporary' office, with half the aircon capacity out of order due to a pinhole leal somewhere unfixable. Low tarpaper roof, nice toasty summer days. kept in check (for extremely tolerant values of 'in check') by two garden sprinklers under the heat exchanger.

Computer room, running at about 15% capacity (power and cooling). No problems. Systems are brought in, power and cooling are now at 25..30%. Still no problem. However, an external power failure now demonstrates that the UPS would very much like to have some of that cooling capacity too; it wasn't a problem previously because natural ventilation had been sufficient.

And one I heard from a colleague in the US: watercooled IBM mainframe in a university datacenter gets shut and switched off for the Christmas/New Year holidays, to save electricity. Snow ensues. System is switched on after the holidays and promptly cooks itself due to frozen and blocked heat exchangers on the roof.

Feelin' safe and snug on Linux while the Windows world burns? Stop that

Stoneshop

Re: I think that the point was

That the transmission vector was a flaw in SMB I protocols.

More specifically: the implementation of the handling of a particular request in SMBv1. "EternalBlue targeted an implementation mistake in the ancient version of the Server Message Block (SMBv1) message handler in the Windows kernel – enabled by default on any OS from XP to Windows Server 2016. ".

Samba is an entirely different codebase, and I have not heard of Linux servers being affected.

Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!

Stoneshop
Facepalm

FTFY

It would be nice to run these clueless amateurs

out on a rail, with tar and feathers added

MH370 researchers refine their prediction of the place nobody looked

Stoneshop

Re: What can be learned of the crash at this late stage?

Why aren't locator beacons released from the tail section when a violent* impact is detected?

Well, cases where that might be beneficial are, as far as I can see, pretty limited: fires and deep-water crashes. In nearly all other cases it's easier to find that large lump of fuselage with the recorders still inside than the recorders on their own. As for fire resistance, that's a design criterion, but keeping the recorders away from one is probably better. And with deep-water crashes you want the recorders to stay floating, otherwise they'll be on the sea floor somewhere without the additional easier-to-find bulk of a bit of fuselage around them. Because if you don't know with sufficient precision where the plane went down allowing you to find them quickly, you might not find them before the locators run out of power.

Stoneshop

Re: What can be learned of the crash at this late stage?

Fires are funny things. Imagine one burning through cabling in the fuselage. As individual cables melt through in different locations the pilots progressively lose the ability to control the plane because the cabling from cockpit to avionics is gone...

...

More fire. Decision: "Let's go up high and try to starve fire of oxygen and heat." *

Does not compute. You lose control, and still decide to use whatever control is left to increase the distance between you and terra firma. Plus, they were at FL350 already; going higher still would have done very little w.r.t. starving the fire. And Li-ion fires (thermal runaway actually) are driven primarily by the energy stored in the cell, not by combustible material plus oxygen. Also, I doubt that gambling with 200+ people's lives that way is the normal modus operandi for an airline flight crew. You have a fire and notice loss of control,, you try to get the plane down somewhere as fast and as safe as possible.

Now remove the links to the avionics including to the engine computers, inside the engines. They obey the last instruction given - maintain the power setting. The aircraft flies blindly on until fuel exhaustion. Meanwhile the fire also burns to exhaustion and stops.

Aircraft that lose all command of flight control surfaces don't stay airborne very long, and definitely not for over seven hours: any disturbance can't be corrected and will result in the craft changing attitude. And once roll or pitch exceed certain levels, the plane is done for.

Rremember United Airlines flight 93 during 9/11 ? I hypothesise pilot mischief would have resulted in a bashed in cockpit door during the hours preceeding the final ocean impact.

Sorry, what? With the hijackers in control, they would have crashed the plane into whatever their target was. If they hadn't been able to enter the cockpit, the pilots would have diverted to the nearest airfield, or even any reasonably flat field that looked to offer sufficient survivability if the hijackers were close to breaching the door (at that point people on board were already aware of the WTC crashes).. And if the passengers had managed to overpower the hijackers and regain control but with the pilots incapacitated, they wouldn't have flown far out to sea. I doubt that none of them would be unable to sufficiently control the plane to put it down in a field if not on an actual airfield.

Stoneshop

Re: What can be learned of the crash at this late stage?

the fact we've not seen much debris indicates that the plane likely landed mostly intact and then likely sunk intact.

Maybe, but AF447 hit the sea surface with a comparatively moderate speed of less than 150 kts (a bit over 100 vertical and about 60 horizontal), and several larger pieces broke off and kept floating.

With MH370, there are roughly two options for the end of the flight: uncommanded, with fuel starvation at altitude, hits sea surface at a considerably higher speed than AF447, plane breaks up with numerous pieces staying afloat (including seat cushions and such), or someone is still in control, getting the plane to go as low and slow as possible before hitting the sea surface (either with or without the engines still running), but 'as slow as possible' would still mean about 150 kts, a little over its stall speed. It's hard to imagine its impact being less severe than AF447, and the resultant debris quite likely being similar. So in both cases there will have been a fair amount of debris. That few parts were found nonetheless is probably due to the wide area over which they were dispersed during the time it took floating from the crash site to where they were found, and a lot of those locations not particularly brimming with people, if they're even accessible at all.

Stoneshop

Re: What can be learned of the crash at this late stage?

perhaps caused by a cargo fire, which seems the most likely scenario to me.

Um. How would a cargo fire make the plane go off course, mere minutes after the last and entirely unremarkable contact, then fly on for several hours with more course changes (and non-erratic legs between them) during the time it was still tracked by radar?

One thought equivalent to less than a single proton in mass

Stoneshop
Boffin

Zeno's thoughts measurement

To know everything would require more mass than exists in the universe, perhaps?

At the very least, knowing everything there is to know would make the total mass of all thought a new data point which has to be known, increasing yet again the total mass of all thought, etc.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: "Of course, we know that thoughts are generated by the firing of neurons in the brain"

Well, given that neuronal firing is a synonym for the rapid movement of ions across a neuronal membrane, there would be a shift in mass involved.

However, a swift kick to the head to dislodge some stuck thoughts doesn't usually achieve the desired results.

But we have to experimentally validate to see if that is actually is the case, and in the process we might indeed find a value for the mass of a thought, by applying standard kicks to the head (calibrated in NorrisLinguini) and averaging the number of unstuck thoughts resulting from that.

Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars

Stoneshop
Boffin

Other elements

Though to be fair I'm not sure there is enough tin or aluminium on the planet for the size of hat this nut job needs.

Some subcutaneous polonium will do just fine. Or plutonium.

Stoneshop

Re: I'd like to see for myself

Stage 4: Release the tiger.

RSPCA on line four for you.

A sixteen-ton weight will work just as well.

Everything you need to know about the Petya, er, NotPetya nasty trashing PCs worldwide

Stoneshop

Re: Bring Back

If you make your password policy so onerous that your end users resort to writing their passwords on post-it notes, you may as well have not bothered. The same could be said for other aspects of IT security.

As long as unprivileged users (and non-users, including cleaners and janitors) are barred from entering areas where one might find those passwords on post-its, or, probably better, in an notebook that can be shut and put away under lock and key (and not taken to the toilet and left there) when there's no need to use it, it's not a bad choice.

Try reading a password that's on a paper to the side of the monitor of whatever system you've just logged into remotely.

Of course, you don't write it on the whiteboard or on a labelwriter label that's visible from outside the room, Especially not when a TV crew comes around.

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Re: Bring Back

where most of the staff were engaged in trying to come up with a new shade of green paint,

The Meaning of Liff offers: FRATING GREEN, GRETNA GREEN, MATCHING GREEN, SPROSTON GREEN and TWEMLOW GREEN

Stoneshop

Re: The real blame goes to..

... none of this ... ... none of this ...

That's an extremely optimistic view.

Even OpenBSD, with its focus on security first, second and third, tends to have an occasional bug to fix.

Kaspersky Lab US staff grilled by Feds in nighttime swoop

Stoneshop
Holmes

It seems like Microsoft is the best choice for Windows AV, since you don't have to add an extra company to trust

Given their track record on bugfree and robust code, putting all your eggs in Microsoft's basket seems overly optimistic to me.

and worry about possible Russian govt ties

I'll grant you that.

or a certifiable loony CEO

Um. Especially the chair-slinging one.

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Kaspersky or the FBI?

Yes.

Blunder down under: self-driving Aussie cars still being thwarted by kangaroos

Stoneshop

Pheasants.

My one ever roadkill[0] on a motorcycle in some 400Mm, and even that one was second-hand.

It swooped across the road, got hit by an oncoming van first with a glancing blow which resulted in some rather cartoonesque saltos that landed him right ahead of my front wheel, probably dead already.

[0] Not counting the 23.7 trillion midges that ended up on every bit of frontal area after a summer night's ride across the Markermeerdijk. You don't want to close your visor because it'll be totally plastered over in green goo in mere seconds, and you don't want to open it either.