* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Why do cloud leaks keep happening? Because no one has a clue how their instances are configured

Stoneshop

"cloud leaks"

Commonly called "rain".

Vimeo's Clippy-for-video-bumpf app 'breaks biometric privacy law by slurping thousands of faces without consent'

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Pirate

Re: Millenial Marketing

They should for the most part be biodegradable, so your best option appears to be to compost them and sell them as fertiliser.

Stoneshop
Big Brother

Re: You are the product

But for subscribers as well?

That's inflation for you. USD120 is now as close to free as makes no difference.

Microsoft: Dynamics 365 to hook up online, physical retail... 'cos we love tracking so much we want it offline too

Stoneshop
Windows

Bloody hell, how hard would it be to handcraft a bot doing better than Microsoft's?

"The company also claims to be making virtual agents, or bots, easier to author and with behaviour that is more human-like."

"It looks like you're buying a packet of tea. Would you like some help with that?"

Imagine if Facebook could read your mind: Er, I have some bad news for you...

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Devil

Wrong switch.

It was bad enough to learn that smart speakers listen to and record what you're saying even after you have switched them off.

They all have this 'off' button that you need a sledgehammer for.

Call-center scammer loses $9m appeal in stunning moment of poetic justice

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Thumb Up

Do west-pondian judges even *do* G&T?

85% of the known worlds in the galaxy do. Even the less advanced ones, so a fair chance that you can get jynnan tonnyx, gee-N’N-T’N-ix, jinond-o-nicks, chinanto/mnigs or tzjin-anthony-ks in the US.

Belgian F-16 pilot rescued from power line after emergency ejection

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Boffin

Re: Pilot now shorter and one chance left

Well, you're choosing to go up[0] while the plane is going forward[1], and you will lose forward speed the moment you're out of the cockpit. Which means that you have to be clear of the tail the moment it passes under[2] you, and preferably with some margin. If not you may well have a *much* shorter spine due to it being fragmented because of a collision with a bit of metal sticking up[3] at the back of the plane you just chose to get out of.

[0] relative to the plane. Might well be down relative to the earth.

[1] more or less.

[2] see [0]

[3] see [0] once more

You can trust us to run a digital currency – we're Facebook: Exec begs Europe not to ban Libra

Stoneshop
Devil

Howls of derisive laughter

n.t.

700km on a single charge: Mercedes says it's in it for the long run

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FAIL

Re: can squeeze 700km from a single full battery charge

Unless your Kangoo has a separate engine and alternator to charge the "conventional 12V battery" where the hell do you think it gets charged from?

The charge socket, where else? A fully charged 12V 70Ah battery can run the lights, wipers, ventilation, instruments and radio much longer than the traction battery can run the engine. And every time you hook up the car to a charger, the 12V battery gets charged too. Simple.

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Holmes

Re: 350kW!!!!

But "half-a-dozen" 350kW draws would mean that half a dozen employees have been able to buy this Mercedes.

Somehow I don't think they'll be able to do so on short notice.

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

Lot of EVs driving around right now disprove that. Right now they work for lots of people.

We recently got a 2012 Kangoo ZE in addition to a 2003 Kangoo diesel we've been using for the past eight years. Even with its limited range (~100km) we're figuring it can do at least 90% of our car rides. And even on average days the solar panels on our roof generate more than would be needed for a full battery.

There are of course costs to owning two cars, like insurance and maintenance (though no road tax for BEV for at least the coming years), but maintenance for the diesel will go down, and city centre environment zones are accessible again.

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

That does not mean electric cars (which most cannot afford), it means electric scooters, bicycles and rickshaws. I think this is already happening.

It is, as per a recent article in the Grauniad (can't find it atm, sorry)

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

and people running power-showers

I don't really get why you would use one of those instead of a storage heater. Maybe if you're space-constrained, but otherwise? 2kW over a couple of (night-time) hours would be much gentler on the grid than everybody pulling 10..15kW during a brief morning timewindow.

Stoneshop

Re: Reminds me of Henry Ford

That was a century ago. Nowadays, it appears that you can.

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

Huge bulk storage capacity that is mobile too.

For extremely small values of 'huge'. 100kWh can power a dozen houses for a day or two if they're a bit frugal, way less if cooking, showering and/or heating is electric.

I suspect EVs will not only be storing charge for the grid shortly but will be moving it too.

For data there may be a lot of bandwidth in a stationwagon, for energy less so (unless as hydrocarbons).

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

All good until the owners of said cars want o use them after they've silently dumped their battery content to prop up the grid.

You really think that EV owners will allow their car's batteries to be entirely depleted in feeding back to the grid? Even if the inverter in the car would have a controller setting to feed back until exhausted, the owner won't use that setting. And ultimately frobbing in a chip that fakes the battery level to be lower than it actually is if such a 'deplete' setting would become mandated.

Also, using your car's batteries for grid support might be a possibility in the future, but AFAIK no EV has that option yet.

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: 350kW!!,

or stick with a car that burns dead dinosaurs.

Yes, burning live dinosaurs is likely to run into a problem or two.

Stoneshop
Flame

Re: 350kW!!!!

Eh? Don't most large-ish buildings have substations built in?

How many of those are sufficiently overspec'ed (including the MV feed) that you can tack on a few 350kW charging points without things going frrzt (or boom, more likely)?

Stoneshop
Flame

Re: What a pointless exercise..

And Petrol does not just burn, it can explode. That is far more dangerous than a battery fire.

Yes and no.

Conventional fires (petrol, wood, natural gas, coal) need oxygen, and the common method of extinguishing such a fire is to starve it of oxygen and/or cooling the fuel to a temperature below its ignition point. Which is old hat for any fire department.

Battery fires are utterly different, as those are converting the stored energy directly into heat. If you have cells shorting internally you can't stop it, and only cool them (to try prevent the undamaged cells joining in the fun) until the stored energy is exhausted.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: 350kW!!!!

I think that even the famed tea-swilling readers of El Reg would have trouble knocking back that amount of tea in eight hours!

You don't want to know the LHC energy usage expressed in kettles.

Stoneshop
FAIL

Re: 350kW!!!!

What, you prefer to work on the mains with the mains lights operating?

No, daylight, you oaf. Something that you could have easily deduced from "it's getting dark now".

Stoneshop
Boffin

In units that I can understand: that is 435 miles.

Say what?

5062.006 Brontosauruses.

Stoneshop
FAIL

Re: 350kW!!!!

“everyone can plug in at the same time, the cars will simply charge at the rate the grid can handle.”

No, that’s not the way electrical grids work.

Not the grids as a whole, but EV charging systems can adapt the charge rate, and thus the grid load, to what's available. This would require coordination between those systems, the other stuff that wants some of those electrons, and the substation feeding the area.

A lot of people seem to think that if this Mercedes is able to charge at 350kW, we'd need that capacity at every domestic charge socket too. Which is utterly daft. You want to charge a car at maximum power when 'filling up' at an actual roadside service station. At a domestic connection there's usually more time and less current available to charge, and the charge controller (which is in the car) can, and should, adapt to that.

Stoneshop

Re: can squeeze 700km from a single full battery charge

but in the winter when it's cold,

Yes, that eats into your range. But at least some EVs can be fitted with a diesel-fueled heater.

dark and probably wet,

Our Kangoo ZE runs the lights and the other non-traction stuff on a hefty conventional 12V battery. Which lasts well beyond the traction battery range.

when over half of my commute is on motorways and when the battery is 5 years old that 150 mile range is suddenly very optimistic.

It is.

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

it's still going to be FUN supplying Nx350kW to those car parks.

Car parks associated with urban housing (i.e. where people live, and more specifically sleep) don't need to turbo charge every car that's parked there, nor do they have to be charged at the same time. In most cases they don't need to be charged from nearly empty to full either.

Capacity to charge all cars parked there overnight, plus a bit of leeway so that you can have a few getting charged at max power if necessary (and their owners getting charged appropriately so people selecting that option only when they actually need it) would appear to me to be quite sufficient.

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

Yes, charging daily could swap for filling monthly/weekly. But still need the infrastructure.

So you drive 20 miles a day, roughly, six days a week. At an average power use of 350Wh/mile you'd be using about 7kWh per day. Which, if you trickle charge overnight, would be like running half a kettle for six or seven hours. Which doesn't need any changes to infrastructure at your end

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

"Embedded generation", things like solar panels on houses or a few kW of local batteries must always disconnect when there's major distruption on the grid, for safety reasons.

That's right, but it doesn't need to stop your solar system charging your EV. Or just topping up your domestic battery or thermal storage; systems are increasingly designed and set up to operate that way. As long as the inverter is properly disconnected from the grid mains there's no problem with 'island' mode inverters running autonomously and delivering power to whatever can use it.

Stoneshop

Re: 350kW!!!!

Maybe the charger would have to be intelligent and monitor your other loads, and turn down its power take if necessary.

I've just wired up a Type 2 EV charge point at home (3x 32A max). For a domestic feed you definitely need load monitoring, and while it's an option with this kit I have selected it. Just need to install the current transformers in the main distribution board, but as it's getting dark now it'll have to wait a bit as I don't relish working on electrics with only battery lighting if I can avoid it.

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

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Devil

Re: Not me!

My aged HP LaserJet is somewhere in Deceased Printer Territory, and its functions taken over by two Brother laserprinters (one colour, one B/W) driven via CUPS.

Unfortunately I have to deal with HP (now HPE) professionally. That last word is not how I would describe HP's dealing with us.

UK.gov's smart meter cost-benefit analysis for 2019 goes big on cost, easy on the benefits

Stoneshop

Re: Don't want. Don't need

$ solar.sh

Device Status: Ok

GridRelay Status: Open

EToday: 15.337kWh

ETotal: 13922.654kWh

It's 19.50 local time, hence the GridRelay status. Total energy is since August 2017

Stoneshop
Coat

Re: Still got the dumb meter with an OWL attached.

At least your vole problem is now under control.

Woohoo.

Boffins build AI that can detect cyber-abuse – and if you don't believe us, YOU CAN *%**#* *&**%* #** OFF

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Devil

And then there's diplomacy

Telling someone to go to hell[0] in such a way that they'll be looking forward to the trip.

[0] 63.4444°N 10.9227°E. Trøndelag, Norway. Half an hour from Trondheim by train.

Stoneshop

Re: a system that can automatically and fairly

A tumor of the female endocrine glands, or, per Frank Zappa, her mammalian protuberances?

Service call centres to become wasteland and tumbleweed by 2024

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Mushroom

Re: Does an AI lie detector already exist?

The customer is always right.

No they bloody well aren't.

And the attitude to consider them being right even when they bloody well aren't is wrong too.

Stoneshop
Linux

Re: I'm calling you from Microsoft

By running Linux or *BSD

Captain's coffee calamity causes transatlantic flight diversion

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Holmes

Re: Simples...

Kopiko. Indonesian coffee-based sweets.

With enough caffeine in them that two or three are equivalent to an average cup of coffee.

And the issue now changing to the wrappers jamming some control.

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Thumb Up

Correctly-sized cups would probably introduce another problem

“Condor would like to apologize to passengers for the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the loading of our complement of large paper coffee cups for your crew's comfort, refreshment and alertness during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your patience. Cabin crew will shortly be serving coffee and biscuits again.”

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

Stoneshop

Re: French telecoms

Nah. In 1988 I did have a phone line (with a very fancy clear plastic T65 on it), and wanted to have tone dialling enabled so that I could use a second phone that I had just purchased in Denmark (lines were pulse dialling only by default). They wanted to see my telephone and test it, even despite it being a model that was electronically identical to one they were selling themselves, just styled differently.

Also around that time someone in the uncharted backwaters of Twente someone called in to a lunchtime radio program complaining that they never managed to get in to radio phone-in games because their exchange was still pulse-dial only, and from the connection quality apparently relying on barbed wire fencing doing double duty.

Stoneshop

Re: Linux.

I was going to suggest that the obvious method for error free, restartable file transfers back in '93 would have been to use Kermit.

I'm quite sure that ZModem could deal with interrupted file transfers, though that might have been a later protocol extension or some external add-on. It definitely was pretty capable of dealing with hokey connections by adjusting packet sizes as needed, so when the error rate went up the packet size decrease and vice versa.

Stoneshop
Coat

Re: Not so many years ago...

But with jumbo packets!

Ah, you mean that you stuff the coconut up an elephant's trunk, aim it in the right direction and them make the pachyderm sneeze?

(the one with the pepper mill in the pocket, please)

Stoneshop
Trollface

Re: Not so many years ago...

I'm sure my ISP has purchased most of them and is using them in my so-called fast fibre connection at random times...

How about using two swallows? Just stick the payload in a coconut, and there you go.

Stoneshop
Trollface

Re: Moved to France

You still can't dial up how much fuel you want despite the pumps having keypads on them now

"The fuel consumption of my car? Why would that matter, I always get ten quid worth of petrol."

Biz forked out $115k to tout 'Time AI' crypto at Black Hat. Now it sues organizers because hackers heckled it

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Re: Accurate and Infinite Prime Prediction from Novel Quasi-Prime Analytical Methodology

I had one of those but the wheels came off

Stoneshop
Headmaster

All notes in music can be represented by twelve numbers

Western music.

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Holmes

Re: Look into my eyes

They're aimed at management who'll have made their minds up

Minds? What minds?

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Unless it has boobies in it.

What is it with (sub)tropical marine birds that they' attract hackers and engineers?

A challenger appears: Taiwanese devs' answer to Gemini PDA wraps a Raspberry Pi in a tablet

Stoneshop
WTF?

Re: Not enough bandwidth, and given me a proper keyboard

I have frequently hit problems with IO on USB 2, happens quite quickly when you're trying to use the disk and the network.

It's a tablet. Why as well as how would you be using one for an IO-intensive application? It doesn't have a wired Ethernet port and not much in the way of USB connectivity either. It's something you take with you, as a portable screen that's a bit bigger than the average phone, with some input capabilities so that you can enter bits of data More than just occasional text input makes nearly all users reach for an auxiliary BT keyboard. This particular tablet runs Raspbian, so its use cases may be diverging somewhat from the average Android or iPad ones, but it's still a tablet form factor which skews heavily towards screen output, not, for instance, data logging and processing.

Stoneshop

Re: Blast from the past

Might be hard to find a graphical screen with the dimensions to fit in a Z88 (or the Tandy 100), but the Compute Module supports 2 DSI ports so with two smaller screens (5" or so?) side by side you could have sufficient screen real estate.

You would also want to fit a trackpoint, touchpad or trackball somewhere.

Stoneshop
Boffin

Big Numbers

So this unit has a battery capacity of 17280 million million picocoulomb.

How four rotten packets broke CenturyLink's network for 37 hours, knackering 911 calls, VoIP, broadband

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Holmes

Re: Significant fines and jail time against the executives and massive shareholder hits?

With the current FCC regime that's just Pai in the sky.