* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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Re: Not sure the comparison is valid

Those glass-doored drinks fridges tend to have double glazing because of that. And because of the terrible thermal conductive properties single glass has.

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A few days without and they'll learn.

... to take a detour past the Subway/McD's/Dunkin' Döner's on the way home.

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A good TV would be one that doesn't want to connect itself to the internet.

Most monitors tend not to do so (yet).

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Last time I looked it was not a realtime view of the interior.

So you won't be getting a timelapse video of the milk turning into yoghurt, or cucumbers going snotty.

Pity. I'll have to stick with that movie of paint drying.

Excited about dual-screen laptops? Make your own with duct tape and the ThinkVision M14

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block out all the "people"

Like this. Plus a hearing protector.

Not a death spiral, I'm trapped in a closed loop of customer experience

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Devil

Organisations all that have been racing to the bottom and got there.

And the reason they're not any deeper yet is that the purchase request for the manually operated pedal-force augmented soil transfer and reshaping implement has been denied due to the requester not being authorised to submit it.

There's also no-one around who can assign the proper authorisation level to the requester, and neither is anyone able to bypass the authorisation workflow.

That lithium-ion battery in your phone or car? It has just won three chemists the Nobel Prize

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On the other hand

having only a small wind turbine fitted to one's phone would be more than sufficient for people in the Outer Hebrides.

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Boffin

Re: Everything under control

NiMh beats Li-ion for such applications as they come in the easily replaceable AAA format.

You can get Li-ion in AA (14500) and AAA (10440) size; the bigger problem is that they're 3.7V instead of 1.2V, and need a different charge regime.

Virtual inanity: Solution to Irish border requires data and tech not yet available, MPs told

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Trollface

Re: Lying in the Chamber

Well, Boris can be relied on to always have a cunning, eh, Cummings plan

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Trollface

Well, it's rather like how the poor leavers maintain there will be a 1000 Flowers blooming

Just 1000? And that with the amount of bovine manure that's been spread around during the past couple of years?

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Maybe it could be tested on a shorter international border first?

Gibraltar - Spain?

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Devil

Re: It would be funny if it weren’t so tragic

Here's a prototype for her to fit BoJo and the others with.

But it could be more cost-effective to use a singe and much larger block and multiple lengths of chain. Another option would be to put such blocks at the border crossings in case the customs agreement were to call for them, each with a few lead Brexiteers attached.

Boris Brexit bluff binds .eu domains to time-bending itinerary

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Trollface

Erm, and what about Wales?

Or don't they count?

It appears they do: un, dau, tri, pedwar, pump, chwech, saith, wyth, naw, deg.

It also appears they more or less count in French, with an added speech impediment.

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Re: The inevitable independent Scotland's ccTLD

Just over a decade ago (the time of the discussion on the Scotland TLD) the Old Neat SCO had been superseded by the New Litigious SCO for a good couple of years already, and at that point had had most of the points of its lawsuit against Novell dismissed (other lawsuits have been stayed, but occasionally have, even quite recently, displayed convulsions).

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Linux

Re: The inevitable independent Scotland's ccTLD

rather than dot Sco which is associated with Unix.

Negatively. Very, very negatively.

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Re: Six months before the deadline

Something about whooshing sounds as they pass by.

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Holmes

Re: Good luck with that

We leave and we dont have to implement EU law.

You leave and still have to conform to EU regulations when wanting to trade with the EU.

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Holmes

Re: Government Advice and Actions

The big exception is for international treaties which still requires unanimous agreement and hence the very long negotiations for any trade agreement.

Which the UK will be subject to.

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Pint

Re: Yes, EU Minister

Belgians tend to often have beer in mind, but you can guess what then happens to their spelling.

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Facepalm

Re: GFA?

Some Northern Ireland sites already cleverly use the .ni ccTLD.

Someone has been asleep at the wheel.

$ dig theknightswhosay.ni

; <<>> DiG 9.10.3-P4-Debian <<>> theknightswhosay.ni

;; global options: +cmd

;; Got answer:

;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NXDOMAIN

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Headmaster

Re: Brexit

Have a maximum 15 years withdrawl period

Sorry, but Texas won't ever be in the EU.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Pirate

turning the lights out over an entire country would take

a few well-placed cuts in the main EHV grid.

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Flame

Re: the ability to remotely disconnect

In fact it caused a panic because they thought somebody's conservatory had been built over it.

Was the conservatory equipped with an oversize gas heater and full of tropical plants?

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Devil

Re: Le Diable

I'll get my goat?

Please specify type of goat.

600 armed German cops storm Cyberbunker hosting biz on illegal darknet market claims

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Coat

Re: "200 servers along with documents, cellphones and large quantities of cash"

"600 armed officers"

That's ... exceptional.

They usually have just two.

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Re: Servers in space ?

The method of connecting users to the satellite. Either they'll have to have similar hardware that you use,

That would be just what would be required for standard satellite Internet, with probably a sprinkling of encryption. Some of those systems don't even require a terrestrial link to a gateway, unlike the early sat systems that were meant to just boost your download speeds for larger stuff (where RTT mattered less). Apart from that you need at least three satellites to cover most of the Earth, though you might get away with two if you concentrate on where the bulk of your customers are.

But your terrestrial control for the systems 'up there' would still be as vulnerable to being taken out as any other ISP, unless you happen to run it out of that undersea volcanic lair.

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Re: 5000m^2

The authorities would know the layout, and GSG9 is quite able to deal with a situation like that.

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Boffin

Re: Servers in space ?

ITYM a couple of specialised (departments of) companies know how to build that stuff; it's still not quite COTS

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Re: Is it just me, or does 200 servers sound like a small number?

It's not like your average commercial customer, quite likely comparatively low server requirements, low bandwidth, just lots of storage.

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Trollface

Re: This isn't the first time

Their dodge was to buy an island in the Caribbean and declare sovereignty

They found that directly buying the US Government was at least as cost-effective.

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5000m^2

That would be several tens, and possibly up to a hundred, rooms and corridors, which you want to enter nearly simultaneously to avoid the crew, any of who might be in any of those rooms, being alerted and starting a data wipe. Not that that can't be reconstructed if not done using thermite or explosives (and I doubt the crew had those measures in place), but you want to be sure to capture most if not all of it with as little disruption as possible, hence the flooding. Quite similar to the pub scenario described above.

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Headmaster

Re: "200 servers along with documents, cellphones and large quantities of cash"

Yes, it was a WWII bunker.

Nope. Built in 1955.

Not all Japanese got notified of the end of WW2, especially those on small, remote Pacific islands with some keeping at it well into the 1970s and 1980s, but in Germany no-one considered the war not to have been over for ten years then.

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Boffin

Re: Servers in space ?

I find myself idly wondering about the practicalities of shoving a server in a satellite

As satellite launches get billed to the customer according to launch weight[0], that's pi[1] in the sky

[0] couple 100k EUR/UKP/USD per kg to reach a geostationary orbit

[1] needs to be rad-hardened, plus there's still the solar panels and/or RTGs and the comms dish[2]

[2] uplink won't be cheap either.

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

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Facepalm

Re: Email?

I would hope nobody thinks it appropriate to include active content in a contract!

So no JS that 'draws' an actual signature like your hand-written one? That would certainly be a hit with the high-poshness/tech-numbnuts class of lawyers.

Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!

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Headmaster

Re: Civil service

And that's how your $1 part goes to $51. On a good day. For no value added.

I think of that as 'value addled'.

Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit

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Re: Fremont is not today ...

it is often much easier to tell people the name of the nearest big city rather than my own Walnut Creek.

Ah, where they made those shareware collection CDs. At least if it's the Walnut Creek out of the probably dozens of Walnut Creeks across the US where they made those CD's.

Still wouldn't have known where it actually was, that is until you mentioned its location just now.

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Coat

Re: Due To Police Incompetence

Well, the baddies didn't even have to resist arrest, as the plod didn't have the capacity for pursuit.

BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

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Facepalm

Re: Friends, families and physics...

Empirical evidence aside - i.e. electric cars do NOT run forever on a single charge - I was completely unable to get them to understand that all energy conversions are lossy (usually as heat) and therefore even regenerative braking doesn't magically give you a perpetual motion machine...

Somewhat recently I had to deal with a guy who firmly believed in that free energy stuff that those videos on Youtube irrefutably prove exists.

"We should all put dynamos on the wheels of our cars, charging batteries while driving that we then could use to power our homes."

Even trying to get the concept of conversion losses, never mind those laws on thermodynamics, energy and all that, into his skull[0] was a lost cause.

[0] doubtful that there was an actual brain in there, except for some limbic control.

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

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Boffin

Allows me not to run windows on bare metal.

And you really shouldn't, due to the different thermal expansion properties of glass and most metals; you should put some flexible caulking inbetween.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Holmes

and she has support from other wealthy/influential people happy to ignore the referendum results to protect their own interests.

And that referendum result, such as it was, wasn't bent towards Leave by some rich, influential people who saw fit to use their wealth and influence to do exactly what you're accusing Remain of, but in the opposite direction?

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FAIL

Re: Regardless of which side of the fence you are on.

The Prime Minister no longer has that power. He now only has the power to advise the Monarch to prorogue parliament if the Supreme Court allows it.

Nope.

The PM still has the power to prorogue Parliament (via his advice, such as it is, to the monarch), and he is reasonably free to do so as long as the length of the prorogation is in line with previous ones. If he chooses to set out a significantly longer one he'd better have a bloody good reason to do that, and there's now a SC ruling that people (MPs or ordinary citizens) can use to dissuade him from going down that road.

Courts don't start cases all by themselves; there has to be someone outside them to start the process, which is, for exactly that reason, bringing the case (to court).

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And then the drawer snapped shut trying to take your fingers with it. ;-)

Not my fingers, but I had such a drawer open semi-spontaneously by the setting down of a litre bottle of cola, full, near it. This opening of the drawer then wiped the bottle off the table as in some kind of protest, and from there gravity had free play.

This was back when those bottles were glass.

And the floor was concrete.

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Thumb Up

Re: Just when you think UK politics can't get any weirder or messier.

and the shopkeeper put some round metal disks called "cash" into the drawer which represented your payment for the product.

Didn't the drawer also have compartments for those little bits of coloured paper that are said to be strongly tied to happiness?

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Headmaster

the rich bakers of remain.

Aren't bakers more inclined to use leave(ning)?

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Mushroom

Re: Ignorantia juris non excusat

a small explosive device used to lift a door off its hinge pins rather than blasting through it.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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Mushroom

Re: subtly different article

You "NEED TO BREAK FREE" first.

And blow up a Teasmade in the process? You vandal.

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Pirate

If Boris resigns soon he will be the shortest Prime Minister

And in older times he may well have become a significantly shorter PM, by about a foot, for having lied to the monarch

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Go

Re: Just when you think UK politics can't get any weirder or messier.

Not the "South Ham, Egg, Chips, and Spam"?

... with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam..

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Pirate

Re: Just when you think UK politics can't get any weirder or messier.

Next, the monster raving loony party will be in power... or are they already?

The monster raving loony party is, but they're not the Monster Raving Loony Party.

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Re: This judgement ... imposes new conditions dictated by the court.

That's not the court telling Parliament anything other than "Do your job".

"Do your job, and don't let the PM tell you you should not."