* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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WTF?

Re: Then there's compatability..

Why the hell would a doorbell need to be compatible with a heating controller?

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Devil

Re: Smart?

Anybody have any idea why IOT gear is referred to a SMART?

It's not smart according to any absolute measure; it's just smarter than the people who buy it.

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FAIL

Re: Well that was a waste...

Before I do that, i’’ll purchase either a natural gas powered generator... or a solar backup system....

Nice try. Neither will work when you need them to because of fouled sparkplugs, an IGBT blowing to protect its fuse, the switchover widget deciding that it'd rather choose 'none' instead of what power source is actually available or simply because Jupiter is in Sagittarius (or the other way around).

Just a proper key, TYVM.

Boeing comes clean on parachute borkage as the ISS crew is set to shrink

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Re: Quality system

Drogue chutes aren't hooked to "a big pile of rope", they get attached to the centre of the main chute's canopy so that deploying the drogue pulls the main chute out of its container in the most symmetrical way possible.

Facebook iOS app silently turns on your phone camera. Ah, relax – it's just a bug, lol!?

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Pirate

Re: Bulletproof

for one will be holding my breath until that happens

You're holding it wrong.

It's Zuckerberg's breath you need to hold, to start with.

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Big Brother

Re: Says something about a company

President of Integral Vices?

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Headmaster

Half the planet mange without Fartbook

French is not that widely spoken.

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Facepalm

Re: "Our HR department tried to start using WhatsApp"

We've been told to use MS Teams for business communication, and WhatsApp only for social chats. Me, I use neither. If someone needs to get hold of me they can call me, and occasionally I see a Skype message pop up on my workstation. Which I reply to using email, if at all.

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Headmaster

Re: Which is it

I think Porco Rosso would lean to the word 'cojones'.

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Big Brother

Re: Which is it

Facebook’s Vice President of Integrity putting things on top of other things pulling your leg

Beware especially of his superior, who can pull both your legs at once.

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Boffin

Bus

In Colombia. Some of the passengers were carrying chickens. Live chickens. If you've ever been around a chicken farm on a warm sunny day and not felt the need to be Quite Somewhere Else Right Now, you must have had your sense of smell surgically excised some time earlier However, temperatures were such that all windows were open, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been. Also, the goats and the pigs, as well as one or two passengers, were on the roof rack; that must have helped too

Icon: breathing protection

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Flame

I can see why smoking was banned!

Colognes, and after-shaves even more so, are often alcohol-based. Hence their vapours are combustible, and airports might not be too keen on having their shopping arcade go up in flames.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Re: I can sympathise....

Since we were IBM-all-the-way at work, I dicovered that we were also connected to the IBM network and all had an IBMMAIL address which we could use to get internet email to and from our local PROFS system.

Early '90's I was working at DEC, at department that used to be Philips, and a friend was doing postgrad work at IBM in Heidelberg. From reading a NOTES file I found out I could send mail to the outside Internet, and some more digging revealed the incantations to send mail from there to an IBMMAIL address. So after three or four tries I managed the right combination of quoting, gateway arcana and munging the address to get mail to him. And of course him hitting 'reply' did not work without further changes to the mail path.

As the crowcarrier pigeon flies it was 600km; mail went halfway around the world via Palo Alto and either Toronto or some other IBM site on the US East coast.

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Coat

Re: My wife has this problem ...

... and so do I.

Kind of inevitable if you're both named Brian.

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Devil

I have also gained the same username @me.com

Good thing your first name isn't Roger then.

Or is it?

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Trollface

Getting a bot would be an improvement to the monkey receiving those peanuts.

"Alweer bot gevangen."

Uber CEO compares pedestrian death to murder of Saudi journalist, saying all should be forgiven

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Re: Premeditated

you can't accidentally assassinate someone.

Unless it's 'accidental', although that requires a good amount of planning. Simply having someone walk into your embassy, then exit via the back door and disassembled is not at that level. At all.

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Pirate

Re: He makes an intersting argument which is bogus.

As for being run over, that's why you drive a 3 ton company limousine. Let's see who runs over whom!

Limo's have a tendency to get stuck on railway crossings.

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Big Brother

Re: But how many of us are still holding out against all of their apps?

Indeed, holding out against all of their apps simply by not having a smartphone.

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Devil

Re: It's not unexpected, though

"Ethics, that's somewhere in England, correct?"

One man's mistake, missing backups and complete reboot: The tale of Europe's Galileo satellites going dark

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Trollface

(despite the UK's aspirations for a local system for local people)

That would be a single transmitter on top of Ben Nevis? Oh wait, that would be scuppered by ScotExit. Scafell Pike then, or just fire up those DECCA transmitters again.

Microsoft has made a Surface slab that mere mortals can dismantle

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Boffin

a Surface slab that mere mortals can dismantle

... in a reversible way. Just dismantling is not a problem really.

Microsoft's phrase of the week was 'tech intensity' and, no, we're not sure what it means either

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Facepalm

Tech intensity

Tech in tent city, actually. To allow the developers to work from 'home'.

Bay area housing prices, you know.

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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Holmes

Teen viewer

I would imagine, that if it exists

"Specify type of teen"

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Trollface

Re: "Microsoft scammers"

I make several mistake typing in the address of the team viewer (or similar) website

Tern viewer.

Tame viewer

Teen viewer

Theme viewer

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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Coffee/keyboard

18hrs, 1400km

No hallucinations.

Started in Sweden around ten,somewhere between the Vänern and Vättern lakes and halfway up their length, rode across Denmark, passed Hamburg around 23:00, Bremen just past midnight, then a rather tense 200km or so of Bundesstrasse with lots of stretches through forest. Where you don't want to encounter any wildlife larger than maybe a small rabbit. Got home, fed the cat and went another 100km for @reasons.

Felt rather knackered of course, but only physically.

Icon: would have licked it off any keyboard within reach.

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Facepalm

Because my real name can apply to male or female (think Lesley or Darcy), but is most commonly female (it is amazing how often I get mail addressed to Mrs Diogenes, or people are audibly surprised when a bass voice answers my phone - they were obviously mentally prepared to talk to a female)

A decade or so back, GF is visiting Aoteraoa for a conference, being joined by a fellow whose name has similar properties, at least for English-speaking countries. As flying halfway around the world just for a conference without having a peek at Aotearoa's landscape appears somewhat silly they had planned to rent allroad motorcycles, and afterwards ride around South Island for a week or two. Motorcycle rental company is informed that the Suzuki DR650 might be a little tall for GF, and would they set it up as low as possible? Sure.

So they show up at the rental shop, and are presented with two DRs, both slowered even to the point that they fitted lower tyres. Shop had assumed from the name the other bike was going to be ridden by a female too.

Companion is a tick over 1m90.

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Devil

Re: Simple solution

It should not have been allowed anywhere but on a fenced in Uber Test Track with a herd of deer permanently in residence.

Final test: the deer replaced with a herd of Uber CxO's on cocaine.

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Alert

Re: Surely

The thing is though, the human brain WILL always account for those edges cases when they happen and deal with them in some way.

The 'oh fuck' interrupt handler.

Open wide, very wide: Xerox considers buying HP. Yes, the HP that is more than three times its market cap

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Pirate

Re: How are they going to fund it?

The problem is that far too many MBA's are chasing that gold at the end of the rainbow.

s/the rainbow/next quarter/

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Coat

the main idea of a hostile takeover is surprise...

Our main weapons are fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the shareholder.

Socket to the energy bill: 5-bed home with stupid number of power outlets leaves us asking... why?

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Re: Luxury!

I grew up in a newly built council house which had one single socket and one light fitting in each *room.

You had light? And sockets? Rooms? We couldn't even dream of rooms because we had to hand back the dreams we might have had to the council, along with any electrons that happened to come our way. Properly cleaned those had to be, all of them. For light and heat we had to make do with burning our navel fluff.

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Re: Seems fine to me

There's a reason power transmission is done with AC, not DC,

Domestic and medium-voltage power transmission, that is. There are a fair few HVDC links running at 500MW @ 100kV or more, for instance between the UK and France, UK and Belgium, Norway to the Netherlands, UK-NI and Greece to Italy to name some of the ones here in Europe. Offshore windfarms tend to have HVDC links to shore too.

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Stoneshop

Re: A very long time ago

I was surprised that I couldn't easily buy the equivalent off the shelf as it seemed such an obvious idea.

Something like this? There are data and CATV sockets, empty mounting boxes as well as switches and (Schuko) outlets.

May not be available in your country. Void where prohibited. No refunds or exchanges. Consult a qualified professional before applying.

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Windows

Re: @AnonSACoward

The nail will only fit in the where the Earth pin goes. Live and Neutral are shuttered.!

Only when insufficiently motivated.

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Boffin

240 V sockets are so 20th century!

Because you don't want to power a piddling 600W gaming PC or a 50" TV, or even just more than a few LED lights off a 12V bus. Just from the power draw alone that PC would be pulling 50 amps and require 6mm^2 wire cores, and it would still require stepping down to the 5V, 3.3V and lower voltages it uses internally. Running 12V and 5V buses in addition to the 230/240V AC takes a lot of extra cabling for not much gain; better to fit appropriate low-voltage sockets (USB, and something else for 12V) with the power supplies built in next to your standard AC mains sockets.

48V might look to be a better choice, but still requires step-down converters for just about anything. And solar panel output isn't some standard voltage anyway; for maximum efficiency there will be a MPPT fitted to each string, which already does quite a bit of voltage (and current) conversion again. There would also need to be a hefty central power supply for keeping stuff on at night and on overcast days, though creating an UPS would be somewhat easier because you can more or less just splice in a stack of batteries.

And there's the bit that any DC power distribution at voltages higher than 42V requires specific safety measures.

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Re: Seems fine to me

Friend of mine is a dentist, and when he was getting a new practice built I advised him to not only have more than sufficient power outlets and network sockets put into every room, but also run empty conduit from the utilities room to just about everywhere that didn't have sockets a meter away already.

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Mid '90's, small SW company. Premises were a standard 3-bedroom residential house; company owners lived elsewhere (but close by IIRC). A Novell file/print server and some i386 Unix box running UUCP were in the loft, with the network cabling running down the stairwell and through a few strategically placed holes in the walls.

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Trollface

Not in the UK - we use bricks

Quite often even as MPs.

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Re: A very long time ago

It's quite common in offices, and for home use there's a similar system, only without the bus bars, just standard wiring. So you have to wire in any added sockets, but changing the wiring is pretty easy.

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Re: Seems fine to me

I know of telephone and doorbell cables consisting of wires isolated with rubber and cotton, with a lead mantle. Mains wiring has been rubber + cotton isolated, but I've only seen that run in metal conduit, not similar (though beefier) to those telephone cables.

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Also

as they've used both bronze and plain metal-coloured plates I'm thinking part of the stuff was added later.

"Oh noes, we've run out of sockets! We have to add more!"

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Re: separate groups?

Not just the living room, as there's at least one the upstairs rooms that has have joined in the fun.

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Re: I made a room like that once

Let's see, my hobby room (6m x 3m) has 13 power outlets spread over three circuits, plus a 3-phase outlet fused at 16A per phase. And 26 network sockets leading to a patch panel in a wall enclosure together with the gigabit PoE switches and a small server.

I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t

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Boffin

Yes, it will measure some spectra and report some composition of the food.

And then the report on the composition of the food comes from comparing that spectral data to a database. Which now adds another couple of sources that you have to trust when accepting the report you're presented with. So the 'trust blob' doesn't actually become smaller and less opaque.

A stranger's TV went on spending spree with my Amazon account – and web giant did nothing about it for months

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Big Brother

BTW I don't think TVs should be allowed to order stuff

Ordering stuff is what I do (or not), and I'm not delegating that to some device that pretends to be smart.

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FAIL

Re: All those precautions and 'they' left out the most obvious one

Deleting the card isn't going to help much though, because the charges would just go through onto the replacement card.

'Deleting the payment info from the Amazon account' and 'getting the credit card revoked and replaced' are two not entirely equal actions.

Delayed, over-budget smart meters will be helpful – when Blighty enters 'Star Trek phase'

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Holmes

Re: Great

Ok, I'm not aware of any clamp meters that have remote displays but I'm pretty sure a factory somewhere could knock one up pretty cheaply.

ESP8266, put the clamp meter data on a webpage and open it on your laptop/phone/whatever.

Stoneshop

" I have the readout of my smart meter in my living room."

I don't. And I don't even have a smart meter, just one with a P1 connector with nothing hooked up.

Still I can see power usage if I want/need to, and take action if it's out of the ordinary.