* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: You'd think they would learn.

And even when the luser installs the printer drivers from the provided DVD to stay below the radar, the several GB crapware abomination will a) phone home to register, and report another successful installation to help evaluate customer satisfaction, b) update itself as several components of that crapware are now at least weeks out of date, and finally c) enable printer sharing while also opening a few printer management ports with really crap default passwords.

Stoneshop

Re: Olde Skool

Geissler tubes make nice tree ornaments too.

Beware the three-finger-salute, or 'How I Got The Keys To The Kingdom'

Stoneshop

Re: Ugh!

Did you actually read the article? The server came up with all services stopped/disabled, which is kind of suboptimal if it's a box used as an Internet gateway. Well, it was a perfect firewall, but you generally don't want that.

Apparently when the system was set up the services were started manually, but not added to the appropriate runlevel.

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Re: Inconveniently placed keys

I recently encountered a keyboard that had an extra row of buttons labelled 'sleep', 'hibernate' and 'power off' right over the ins/del/pgup/pgdn/home/end block.

Two minutes later, while the system was rebooting where I had intended to just move the start of some document, those three keys fell victim to a Leatherman Wave Tti, and then a LowaT rident size 46 for good measure. I wish I could subject the person who concocted this abomination to the same treatment.

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Re: Hubris

Calling something that only goes to orbit "Starliner" would seem to be a classical example.

And it's nothing new for them. In 1938 they built the Stratoliner, which could neither reach the stratosphere nor carry a large number of passengers. Well, 38, which was quite a lot for that era, but still.

And the first one built crashed during a test flight, with the wings failing during a manoeuver to recover from a spin. And in some way there's a pattern here.

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Capita Consulting

Of which two utterly appropriate anagrams are Capitulating Cons and Copulating Antics.

It's 2019 so, of course, this Wells Fargo employee accused of stealing customer cash posed with wads of dosh on Instagram, Facebook

Stoneshop
Coat

No?

% avrdude -p m128 -c stk500 -e -U flash:w:myillgottenloot.hex

Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands

Stoneshop
Boffin

And Lo! in the 21st Century we have done so, and continue to multiply.

And divide, add, raise to a power, subtract and take the logarithm.

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: Dont have your machine room at the top of a building

Still, both components are quite toxic and prone to cause explosions which is something you'd like to avoid if there's a test pilot with their bum more or less on top of 1500 liters of T-Stoff (the 80% peroxide), with 500 liters of C-Stoff (hydrazine hydrate plus methanol) uncomfortably close.

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: Dont have your machine room at the top of a building

Fluorine isn't used as a war gas as it's far too dangerous to be chucked around like that...

That didn't stop the Germans trying out ClF3 in flamethrowers as it's hypergolic (also with asbestos, sand and test engineers) so you don't have to have an ignition source, but they actually considered it too nasty to work with. Which must have been quite a high bar to clear, considering what they used for powering the Me163.

Internet of crap (encryption): IoT gear generates easy-to-crack keys

Stoneshop
Holmes

From the article

"The widespread susceptibility of these IoT devices poses a potential risk to the public due to their presence in sensitive settings,"

Buzz kill: Crook, 73, conned investors into shoveling millions into geek-friendly caffeine-loaded chocs that didn't exist. Now he's in jail

Stoneshop

Re: Chocolates with caffeine already exist

There's also Kopiko, coffee-based sweets. Available at almost any Asian foodstuffs store.

Stoneshop
Trollface

What were they buying at a Mercedes dealership?

Just some chrome trim and a headlight.

And now for this evening's space weather report. We've got a hotspot of satellite-wrecking 'killer electrons' in the outer Van Allen belt...

Stoneshop
Boffin

Re: Feature not a bug?

I doubt it.

You would have to transfer the energy from these electrons to the craft, while at the same time keeping them away from any computer systems and sensors. Which would mean heavy shielding, plus a rather big sail that can sufficiently decelerate those particles a bit and 'collect' their energy that way.

Looks to me as adding lots of mass to a craft for probably not that much gain.

It's a billion-ton, 14-million-mile long mysterious alien formation – and Earth is heading right into it

Stoneshop
Coat

old Arthur was a very naughty boy

He's not the messiah. Now piss off.

Stoneshop
Holmes

and maybe if there's any effect on cloud cover during the passage.

Ever managed to actually view a meteor shower?

Q.E.D.

Why is the printer spouting nonsense... and who on earth tried to wire this plug?

Stoneshop

Re: Why didn't the earth leakage detector trip?

The maximum current rating for a circuit has no relation to its propensity to arcing at a dodgy connection.

Stoneshop

Re: Live and neutral

Technically it would be safe to touch the 'live' wire while in free fall

At the end of that fall you now have two problems, though. Maybe not so much when landing on a large enough stack of styrofoam or similar.

or otherwise disconnected from the 'neutral' wire. You still shouldn't try it though.

There's birds[0] sitting on power lines all the time.

[0] except storks and similar, obviously.

Stoneshop

Re: The user replied: "The same electrician who changed that plug rewired my house last week!"

(Why didn't the builders of this Regency town house, two hundred years ago, bother to put in extra sockets eh?)

There's a house for sale that should suit you.

Behuld – zee-a internet ouff tuilet tissuoe at Meecrusufft Sveden. Bork bork bork!

Stoneshop
Trollface

only half of households would have smart meters by next year

I tend to read 'by' in such sentences as 'close to'. And as this refers to government, the 'close to' should have an implicit '...but not really' added.

Stoneshop

The IKEA Öffice product line

should include the Pårtitiön.

And there will be much rejoicing.

Stoneshop
Windows

Re: I'm sorry

This would be where AI and me diverge quite quickly.

Alcoholics Identification?

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

Stoneshop
Devil

Extreme creative writing.

While hanging out the window on the Executive-level office floor.

C.f. extreme ironing.

Stoneshop
Childcatcher

Re: Work

is a four-letter word.

Stoneshop

Now, I guess a commentard with an August birthday probably would be a Leo-tard ......

I'm so not going to tweet pictures.

Stoneshop
Trollface

Judging by the downvotes, the Trump fanboys are out in full force.

Both of them, and their sockpuppets.

VCs find exciting new way to blow $1m: Wire it directly to hackers after getting spoofed

Stoneshop
Holmes

PGP

The only safe way to exchange PGP keys is in a face-to-face meeting, with both sides verifying the other's identities and only then accepting their public keys.

Any other method is spoofable in some way.

Den Automation raised millions to 'reinvent' the light switch. Now it's lights out for startup

Stoneshop

Most household sockets in the UK are dual sockets,

with individual switches for each. Which means the sockets can be controlled individually. Wire a relay into the circuit for one of them, mark the socket and there you are.

Stoneshop

Re: What really nagged at me was...

Bayonet sockets also have live pins at the bottom, so little difference in safety there.

It used to be that the thread in an E27 was connected to one of the supply wires (so could be live if you lived in Schuko-land), but nowadays there's a contact lip deeper in the socket, and the thread on the bulb only touches that when you've screwed it in nearly all the way. So the thread in an empty socket is not connected to either wire, and with a bulb screwed far enough in that it touches the side contact its thread is fairly well covered by the socket already. Far enough so that it's hard to accidentally touch the thread unless you have very slim fingers.

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Re: What really nagged at me was...

Look at the switch? Just flip it already, and if the light doesn't come on proceed to troubleshoot.

Stoneshop

Re: SMS

Broken mechanically, not electrically. Those switches controlling each socket don't break the ring either, they sit between the ring and the actual socket. Exactly where you would have the relay contacts.

Stoneshop

Re: SMS

You still run low quality strings of mains powered lights through dead, drying fuel full of accelerant?

Nope. Low-voltage LED lighting in a non-dead fir.

Stoneshop

Re: Hardware isn't necessarily dead

two large chests of drawers at the last count,

Piker.

Two workshop carts, a five-shelf storage rack for the power tools, a large workman's carrying bag for the electricity tool stuff, and a few workbench drawers with bits and bobs like a glue gun, an air wrench and a riveter.

Stoneshop
Devil

Better you install also some software to simulate user traffic as well.

Easy enough with IoT tat that phones home.

Oh wait ...

Stoneshop
Boffin

This rendered all previously sold switches and sockets useless

So they were in series with a single Den master switch.

Stoneshop
Mushroom

Re: What?

If a house burns down because of a wiring fault or a completely unrelated cause as a matter of course you'd want to be able to prove it wasn't your product.

That's where product certification comes in, not some nebulous 'phone home' logging.

Stoneshop
Devil

What was exact problem he was trying to solve?

Him not earning lots of money with minimal effort, it seems.

Stoneshop

I don't like working that hard.

I don't either, but like any sysadmin I'd rather spend a few hours automating a dumb task than actually performing that task, even it would need to be done once.

I have the advantage that my house was basically two large workshops, an office, pantry, two toilets and a shower, and I'm basically starting from scratch concerning nearly all infrastructure. Not only electrics, but also plumbing and heating. So I decided to put in an autonomous home control system, with switches, sensors and relays connected by a two-wire bus. It's not yet that advanced now, but it still has made the energy-carrying wiring a fair bit simpler. It can also control heating, both the boiler as well as the individual radiators and underfloor heating, the sunscreen and a few more such items.

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: SMS

so not sure what individual controllable relays are going to do?

They would sit between the connector where the ring hooks up and the actual socket, obviously.

Stoneshop

Re: Of course

The largest is that it used a proprietary protocol, making integration with other automation devices seriously problematic

Butbutbut, then people would be able to buy Other Stuff and have it work, instead of buying it all from Den.

IoT devices that require the manufacturer's active support in order to continue functioning are simply brain dead. It's unnecessary, risky, and provides no actual benefit to the user.

Revolver's spiel was that you could build complex interactions between the sensors, switches, actuators and stuff installed at your house, all in the Cloud and with just an app on your phone or tablet. Which they touted as ease of use and not having to maintain your own server. Of course that required a subscription which would guarantee a steady income for Revolver, preferable (to them) to selling just the bits of hardware.

Stoneshop
Facepalm

"Who would buy such a thing?"

The same type of mugs that would buy Otto doorlocks, Revolver home automation and NEST stuff. Probably even some of the actual same mugs that bought those, undeterred by the temporary and permanent failures they encountered with those.

We're not trying to be rude here but... there's an ice giant stripping down, emitting gas as it orbits a hot white dwarf

Stoneshop

The sun: In 4.5 billion years I'm going to burn earth to a crisp.

Just have sufficient vinegar at hand.

123-Reg is at it again: Registrar charges chap for domains he didn’t order – and didn't want

Stoneshop
Devil

New name?

666-Reg

Vote rigging, election fixing, ballot stuffing: Just another day in the life of a Register reader

Stoneshop
Holmes

Favourite goose competition? Is that a thing?

Please be reminded of the Rule of the Internet: for whatever object you choose, there's always a fanclub.

And an anti-fanclub.

Astronauts brave razor sharp edges and fiddly pipes to bring joy to boffins

Stoneshop
Holmes

Re: tumbler ??

Wouldn't NASA be using Imperial Assloads, where ESA measures are Metric Buttloads (or Arseloads) ?

UK parcel firm Yodel plugs tracking app's random yaps about where on map to snap up strangers' tat

Stoneshop
Facepalm

Well, you can go and Yodel for it.

They don't appear to be listening even if you blast it straight into their ears using an Alphorn.

Stoneshop
Trollface

City Link said they delivered my furniture to my neighbour at number 4.

And your street number is 581b?

Bad news: A company wants to sell artificial shooting stars. Good news: Launch delayed

Stoneshop
Pirate

Re: An alternative

I've also got a list of people I've never met that I'd rather see dead. Quite a long one.

I'm not a nice person.

Stoneshop
Headmaster

Re: An alternative

are calling for the deaths of people

It's your reading comprehension that appears to be dead. The suggestion was to hit the idiots who came up with this with heavy objects so that they would be seeing stars, instead of expending launch capacity for something as frivolous as "shooting stars on demand". And if you hit them so hard they expire they won't be seeing those stars and no repeat treatment would be indicated.